Why don't the classic Gray/Green alienos get more videogames?

Why don't the classic Gray/Green alienos get more videogames?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video games tend to be more realistic nowadays. And we all know there's no space for them to come from.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, nonhuman mascot characters are nearly dead with the biggest exceptions being Nintendo and Sackboy.
      I was really hoping the Destroy All Humans remakes would lead to a new game with newer technology and bigger missions but guess not.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm still wondering on why starfield decided to exclude sentient species
    modders will fix this anyways

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could be completely wrong here but the vibe I was getting was that aliens are going to be revealed later through the story and they didn't want to spoil it. The alien artifacts seem to give you skyrim shouts like the anti gravity one they showed.
      I think people would want to play as aliens if they showed then off in prerelease like Elder Scrolls races but of course that wouldn't make sense when the plot is tracking alien artifacts.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed. Brevity is the soul of wit, as they say.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did she get to the asteroid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you really questioning how a alien does the things it does?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Cannot relate, immersion broken.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the 3rd panel give the ayy some character.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs torpedo breasts

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post videogame Grays.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak alien design.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically, it's not even particularly original. That's just how japs draw generic aliens, usually martians.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's how the martians in War of the Worlds are described.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    grays are treated as joke/gag caricatures so they're usually relegated to mob or side gimmick npcs

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would, so fricking would.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the eyelashes isn't it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bath towel helps as well.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, traveling to the moon makes you lighter?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >american education

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well duh, how do you think she powers her saucer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the moon has no sun so gravity is weaker there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weight is a measure of the force of gravity on an object. How much you weigh is determined by your mass and the gravity of the place you are on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea you burn fat faster in space just by sitting there and you don't have to work out and you can eat anything you want and your b***h mom won't call you a fattie

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha what if alien fat but didnt realize it because low gravity haha i would like pics of that

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM X-E47 BOLONIOUS FLIMGOR ZEGETIX ALPHA DONGARION
    That's why

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick a gray alien's tight black pussy

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't "realistic" anymore.
    There was a time when little green aliens were considered possible, if fanciful. Sure, they probably didn't come from the Moon or Mars. But they COULD, and nobody had been there to confirm. So people could get excited even if it was generally unrealistic.

    But now? We've been to the Moon. We've been to Mars. There are no civilizations hidden on the far side making flying saucers. Little green men are not just fanciful, they are fairly ridiculous and look stupid. If people want aliens, you can make much more interesting looking aliens. And they aren't going to attract attention past the few people who remember them being popular in the 90s.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no greyfu

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