Why don't video games have realistic armor?

Why don't video games have realistic armor?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because video games aren't real so why should they be realistic?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok then, I hope none of the millions of children who play cowadoody complain when all their AK15s and S&W MP5s are replaced with nerf guns

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody hasn't seen any skins.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dimwit take

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ok then, I hope none of the millions of children who play cowadoody complain when all their AK15s and S&W MP5s are replaced with nerf guns
        Obviously they want firearms, that's what they play the game for, but they don't want firearms that are too realistic. Feel free to get an audience that wants only historically realistic armor, just make sure that like the posted comic above that there isn't historically realistic women, combat, society, races, language, or many other issues.

        Or feel free to play one of the many games where you can choose your equipment appearance and can choose to dress your character in armor more realistic than a chainmail bikini. The many popular games that people seem to keep forgetting exist when they make silly comics like above.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        People pay real money for skins like that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I hope none of the millions of children who play cowadoody complain when all their AK15s and S&W MP5s are replaced with nerf guns
        they actually pay extra money for that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Nerf sold collector's edition Halo ARs and Destiny Gjallarhorns that came with a code for a skin that changed those guns in-game to look like the nerf counterparts and from what I can tell they sold a shitload.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not unrealistic just to be unrealistic. They move away from the drudgery of reality to get a cooler version.

        Same reason actors rarely wear helmets, because we have to easily recognize who is who and helmets also get in the way of emoting.

        Full chain mail gets in the way of enjoying tummy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely shite comparison, most vidya guns are barely realistic to begin with. see all the shotguns that turn into tickle canons past point blank range

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That already kind of happened in Halo.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because realism fricking sucks but you don't give a shit about the actual question and just wanted an excuse to post your homosexual comic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and just wanted an excuse to post your homosexual comic.
      OP is farming for Gankerecchi, dumbass.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want realistic, that's why I'm video gaming

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arma 3
    >Wearing level 4 armor
    >Prone
    >Die because a bullet went through your shoulder and not the plate

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good because I want games and manga I enjoy to alienate women.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      S(eventh)PBP

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most games with armor have magic and at that point realistic armor falls apart because no magic defense.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    parasitic armor > cool armor >>>>>>>>>> sexy armor > realistic armor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >armor
      Maybe if you're some kind of pussy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >armor
      Maybe if you're some kind of pussy.

      real homies style on people in Ganker suits

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have to use all your iron to make one set of chainmail
      How much do you charge her?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        10 seconds of titty-sucking per ring

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I make her peg me

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    vidya women owe me sex, or at least tittilation. if there's a female character in a video game and I don't want to frick her there's literally no reason for her to be female.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying realistic female warriors
    bait

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Armor?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    men should be forced to wear chainmail bikinis

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanna be realistic, keep women off the battlefield entirely.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you need muscles to fly a plane

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to be a man not to get rattled.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every study has shown that women can endure more extreme stress, can endure stress for longer and are smarter

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            if thats true why are women so moronic

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What kind of stress, exactly? Are they better at withstanding high G forces?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            if thats true why are women so moronic

            Because all of that only comes whenever it's allowed to by the part of their brain that helps them not get murdered by the rape-monkeys they have for an opposite sex

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              hope she sees this bro

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                she did, she found my comment hot asf she is wet now i dont know what to do i never seen a vegana before

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pain =/= stress
            Education =/= intelligence

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prff.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name one female invention without googling.
            And no, ''nagging'' is not an invention. Amirite, fellows?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              kevlar
              ARM chips

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you googled and you know it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need quick reactions, even in the BVR age

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      >implying you need muscles to fly a plane

      no but you need lungs and men have bigger ones and more oxygen retention.
      owned

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistic armor is boring unless they go balls to the walls on realism and make it an experience. Go balls to the walls with armor fashion or just don't go at all pussy.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone remember any triple A game from the past 10 years that had female characters wearing chainmail bikinis? They keep b***hing about the chainmail bikini but I haven't seen any outside of a couple jap games.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOST GAMES HAVE REALISTIC ARMORS AND I'M TIRED OF THIS STUPID MEME
    EVERY CRPG IN THE LAST 10 YEARS HAD GAY REDDIT ARMOR (REALISTIC), PILLARS T, PATHFINDERS, DIVINITY, EVEN THE INDIE SHIT HAD REDDIT ARMOR.
    JUST BECAUSE BALDUR GAY 3 ADDED SOME UGLY ARMORS FOR THEIR FILTHY bawdS YOU'RE BRINGING THAT OUTDATED MEME BACK? FRICK YOU

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bikini armor was never really that common to begin with, it showed up every now and then. The original screaming and crying came from boob plate in armor, I don't know how the """""""Argument""""""" deteriorated to pretending that Bikini Armor was wide spread.
    Outside of censorship supporting, boot licking, rules following, subhuman trash, I mean.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women fighting in medieval settings is already more unrealistic than skimpy armor. Also, Conan barely wears clothes and nobody b***hes about it, so let women do it too. Literally nothing wrong with depicting skimpy armors regardless of genders. There are only two btw

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I support both bikini armor and wiener armor because I want to frick both men and women

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want realism then you would not want women warriors.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games are not realistic.
    Also, if you include women in combat then its a unrealistic fantasy by default. So wanting realism for something fundamentally unrealistic is pretty stupid.
    The only thing that ever mattered, matters now, or ever will matter for a video game armor is if it looks good on a attractive character.

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