Why don't you have a dedicated emulation handheld yet? They're like 50 bucks.

Why don't you have a dedicated emulation handheld yet?
They're like 50 bucks.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have absolutely no need for one.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a Game Boy Player and a flash card.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing Game Boy games on you're TV

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It outputs in 720p and doesn't afraid of anything.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why can't I doesn't afraid of anything, bros?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played Gameboy games on my psx. what are you going to do about it? call customs?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already own all the consoles I would want to emulate, and since I own a phone, a tablet and several bluetooth controllers I genuinely have no need for a portable emulation thingy. I can just use those instead.
        The ones that ape the DMG look really nice, though.

        I do the same thing, but I go even further into obsolete electronics idiocy and play them in 240p with a fan-made replacement for the Game Boy Player software. 🙂

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >on you are tv

        No, youre a TV!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      these handhelds play everything from NES to arcade up to PS1

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ps1 games
        >no triggers
        >no sticks, which makes a lot of the library useless and the ones that aren't made completely unplayable definitely are gimped

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>no sticks, which makes a lot of the library useless and the ones that aren't made completely unplayable definitely are gimped
          Frick all ps1 games used the sticks. mgs didnt. tomb raider didnt. crash and spyro didnt. tekken didnt. final fantasy didnt. theres probably only like 5 games that used the sticks.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            More than Half of those did use the sticks, dumbass

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Triggers are on the back

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >to arcade
        Wut

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's made of metal too, and can play Nintendo 64 through ParaLLEl which makes it *perfect*, literally, 100% accurate

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real organic white thumb you got there.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when you try to be cordial and post a 'ick on 'nic pic but your brother makes fun of you by being born in America's hospitals
            🙁

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look man these shills only have access to images from here and reddhouse. You are bound to get some fricked up hands eventually.
            They can't very well post their own images since that would give up the ruse that they play games.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Real organic white thumb you got there.

              sigh... the shit I do for this website. Here you go, hands in sight too, I'm a proud brownie <3

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                fat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thicc

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >generic button layout instead of kino NGC giant A button
                terrible

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't the joycon get in the way of the face buttons?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, it's indented a little bit, in this picture I'm basically resting my thumb in a comfortable position, I don't need to "hover it" or anything, unlike with a regular switch joycon where it's really weird. Also these joysticks are Hall effect so I enjoy actually using them for fighting games

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              tbh would still prefer them to be on top instead of this current switch cancer way, the reason it works on x360 and so on is because they give space to the joystick away from the face buttons, I can have TWO fingers whilst using claw grip (fighters) without touching the joystick on a regular X360 which you can't on a joycon based controller.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not wrong, and if you take a look at my previous picture you can see the Retroid Pocket Flip (purple one) has a better arrangement, however some people don't like 3DS style joysticks, but I do. There's 2 problems with it though, the first is the screen which has too much backlight bleed, and the second is the face buttons, they're too "square" and have too much travel which means you have to be very precise in pressing them, they don't get stuck or anything but I rather have the slightly rounded RG405M buttons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *PS2

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          based and rg505 pilled, I'm thinking of getting one but I need to know if the buttons are really that uncomfortable

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have fat, stubby sausage fingers and i dont really find it uncomfortable, not even the shoulder buttons.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              frick... maybe I should get it, gammaOS really makes the RG405m work amazingly, and this would be the best for android games

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        these handhelds barely can reach 50% speed in NES emulation

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont go outside

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute anon

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 3DS. That's good enough

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont like the screen on that one

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my vita still works fine

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one should I buy? I want one to play games in bed when I'm tired.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anbernic RG35XX seems like a good option and looks the least like a shitty knockoff imo. But there's usually handheld threads on >>>/vr/ with more info on other models

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks good to me, it does exactly what I want it to. I'll check out the threads on /vr/ as well, thanks anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a Miyoo Mini Plus moron

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can just use my Vita if I want to play old games for some reason. It still has a great screen.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I'm not a fricking man child who plays videogames made for 14 year old children in 1998

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you're just a homosexual that plays games made for moronic homos and street apes in 2024?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do these gameboy players always have four buttons angled like that? i bet playing mario or something with b and a is uncomfortable cause it definitely is on a 3ds.

    OH RIGHT THE 3DS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ....you mean how the Nintendo button layout has always been like? They've always been in this configuration.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They've always been in this configuration.

        except for the nes, the famicon, the game boy, the game boy color, the game boy pocket, the game boy light, the game boy advance, the game boy advance sp, the game boy micro, the virtual boy, the n64

        but it was that way on the ds so i guess you're right anon

        (why does chrome put the new download thing right where you put the fricking image in on this site? that's infuriating)

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm i don't usually see a need for a handheld, other than play on bed. I got all the gameboys and ds to play the games, they might as well been homosexual consoles.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok thats typo i'm not into homosexual consoles like xbox

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I have a pc, and a nes mini. I was thinking about getting one of these or similar, but that shit is bound to cramp my hands up. I can't even play switch in handheld mode without my hands hurting like hell after 30 minutes

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my Steam Deck mogs your cheap shit just $450 and i can emulate a N64 easy as sticking a hot dildo in a boy butter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending a $500 200lbs handheld the size of a small dog is a portable handheld

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A Deck is half the width and twice the height of a Surface laptop. Are Surface laptops portable?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends. You got pants? A jacket? No. Duffel bag? Sure. And LAPtops aren't handhelds in any way, by any definition.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can already do that on my pc for free, and I don't have to waste an extra $450

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >easy as sticking a hot dildo in a boy butter

      I assume that's an activity you are quite acquainted with.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already have my old psp.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't go outside, so I have no need for a handheld.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got my chinkheld last Sunday and I have been playing ff7 on it. It's so comfy bros.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also mainly got mine for JRPGs. Played FF7 for the first time ~2 years ago on my Vita though.
      I might finally finish Chrono Trigger, Xenogears or start Terranigma when I get it though.
      Also stoked to replay some Game Boy games again. I completely stopped Game Boy emulation when I stopped using my Switch as much, and got a Steam Deck. Emulating Game Boy on a device that big feels silly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      make sure to exploit the game and farm sources in the downed Shinra airship with yuffies ultimate weapon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        RG35XX plus

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's so comfy bros.
      Omg so true fellow totally legitimate user and passionate gamer! I can't wait to buy one... no, TWO for myself! Only a moron would want to miss out on this chance to return to his gaming childhood!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ywnbaw

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Autism as an insult on the internet? Truly original friend. I give you one upvote!

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because why waste money on a dedicated handheld when I already have a Steam Deck that can do emulation and more?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for the retroid pocket 4

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just pulled my vita back out for this

      apart from adrenaline (the native psp emulator) and the native ps1 emulator i never really emulated, what runs good enough that i don't need to care?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SNK and Capcom arcade games run pretty much perfectly on fba
        chimeraSnes runs all the snes games i've tried without issues as well (even has fast forward)
        Get the homebrew browser or vitaDB downloader and go through the games/apps, they have prettymuch all the homebrew released

        If you like mario64 theres a port for vita that allows for analog camera controls, makes the game actually playable, now it's honestly a 10/10 for me

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >homebrew brouser

          it's taken the length of this entire thread for that app to open. thanks, anon.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The latest release opens without issues on my 1000, though i prefer vitaDB anyways since you can filter however you want and it notifies you of updates on the home screen

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        retroarch. not all systems are perfect but the ones i’ve used most - snes, gba, pc engine - have no issues. unless you’re a nitpicking b***h and then i’m sure you can find something to whine about.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deadalus64 lets you emulate N64 games, but to my knowledge only one game runs perfectly: Star Fox 64.

        MGBA runs all of your GB and GBA games, never had a problem with them.

        Retroarch works for the best. Runs Sega Genesis games, Super Nintendo games, regular Nintendo games, and I even use it for Ps1 emulation because some games don't respond too well to the vita's native ps1 emulator or adrenaline. Megaman Legends comes to mind.

        >just play the PSP port
        Nah, it's not translated, and the games have too much dialogue for me to guess my way through them.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retroarch on my switch is better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on my switch

      i tried emulating on my switch, but need for speed most wanted (2005) ran like shit so i immediately went back to ofw

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try emulating older games than that and they might just work. N64 maybe tops?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea but im not trying to pay $100 for a modded chip and for someone to solder it. But i guess theres that flash cart coming out soon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The flash cart will probably be over $100.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have that dumb ass Analogue thing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I like it but I don't know if I would ever recommend it to someone else.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably too much money, but since I bought it it's nice. I don't really have any complaints. I like putzing around with hardware, and I got some hardware.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I wouldn’t use it. If im out im not trying to be distracted by screens and if im home id rather play on a big screen. I could use them at parties since i usually just show up for family but then id just be the guy always on my fake gameboy

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to buy one but then I reminded myself that I never leave my basement.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    these shitty emulators all use vsync which means additional frames of lag
    i'll stick with 120hz 60fps capped gsync zero input lag complete frames emulation thanks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous


      >these shitty emulators all use vsync

      WAHHH I WANT TEARING WAHH

      people who b***h about vsync and "frames of lag" really aren't the pros that need that sort of thing

      i'll always use vsync you onions cuck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WAHHH I WANT TEARING WAHH
        I don't get tearing you fricking moron. I even explained how, gay.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have big hands. I would need something the size of an og Gameboy minimum to play comfortably.

    Haven't seen one yet that is both as big as an og Gameboy and isn't too big for pocket. There is a sweet spot there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OG Game Boy
      >not too big for pocket
      is this you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have huge balls how did you know

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off zoomie. I had an og Gameboy, and it fit into regular pants.

        You'd know if you ever wore pants instead of skinny jeans.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon regular pants do not fit that.
          You have to be a cargo-pans wearing fedora queen for it to fit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He had XXXL sized pants. American Regular.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got just the abomination for you, senpai.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it decent?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate it personally, but it's your only choice for DMG format today that doesn't just end at PS1 and GBA.

          Is cooling going to be an issue? The 4 has the same chip as the Odin-lite and iirc the Odin doesn't have any cooling problems. I don't see the 4 pro being much different.

          It shouldn't be, but this is their first. For instance, heard about 405V's (optional) fan getting stuck and requiring shaking, that's Anbernic's first too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a SteamDeck or the Asus equivalent. Safer and easier than modding a switch.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw cant play gb, gba or some ps1 games without fast forward
    using that as a kid was a mistake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing any pokemon at x1 speed
      I would rather not.
      The music and sounds were horrible at the speed I played so I turned them off.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried emulated once
    then I realized there is no old game worth replaying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers get the rope

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's called a smartphone homie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but.
      >touchscreen controls

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If these things were half the price I’d pick one up in a heartbeat. It looks nice, but not $100 nice.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You still have to carry this shit around and it's not any cheaper than those chinksoles.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i own the (razer? whatever) brand one of these and holy shit are these things useless

          i found they worked okay in those shit gta mobile ports from like 2011 but apart from that they really had no use

          if this was still 2013 and people were just dirtily porting PS2 and ps3 games like dead rising and dead space this shit would be the coolest thing ever made

          now that the only mobile games are cut the rope, a million clash of clans copies and candy crush these things kinda lost their use as soon as they existed

          bad time, good execution

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can see it being a pretty good fit for Retroarch/other emulators and Steam Link or PlayStation remote play, but that’s pretty much it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >emulators

              i have some really bad news for iphone users

              yeah it was fun to use for remote play and xbox streaming but apart from that?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can sideload emulators on iOS, or just install them from an app store if you're jailbreaking.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sideload on iOS

                wait, have they enabled that yet? i'm still on like ios 13 or something cause some update fricked up my battery life before, but if ios 17 added sideloading i'm updating

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s been available for years. You might already be able to install Testflight without updating but idk.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, i've already used testflight at some point for an ipod app that used spotify or something? it never worked and was a piece of shit but yeah testflight worked

                i remember gba4ios being fricking awesome, is that still a thing?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re likely good to go with sideloading apps assuming the app in question supports your version of iOS.
                >is that still a thing?
                Lol it might be, I played the frick out of Pokemon FireRed on that with my 4S like 12 years ago. That app was unbelievable. It let you download ROMs directly in app, right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been around forever, you just have to sign the application every week. There's software that does this for you though.
                https://github.com/SignTools/SignTools
                Here's one example.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have an iPhone and haven’t bothered to set it up myself, but can’t you sideload emulators pretty easily in iOS? I did it with PPSSPP on an iPad a couple of years ago.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buy smartphone
          >buy $100 peripheral
          >instead of just buying $50 chink device

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >download a emulator for free so you can actually play games on high resolution without staring at a tiny screen

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >buy smartphone

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >phone doubles as a... phone
            >controller doubles as a controller

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >phone has to share its battery with video games and controller
              >chinkheld doesn't have to share its battery with a phone

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't that the entire point of a smartphone in the first place, using it for a bunch of dumb crap? what's it matter if you're spending battery time on tiktok or on catching pokemans?

                It'd be nice with a battery addon for one of those controllers though, I do agree.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the difference is if i can get a device for $50 that plays everything i want it to and has a separate battery from my COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE I NEED TO HAVE HIGH BATTERY FOR COMMUNICATIONS i'll get that instead

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                then carry a battery?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would i carry a battery pack when i can carry a dedicated handheld with its own battery

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that sounds bulky and expensive

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are a fool

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's poor anon, don't bully him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And a phone controller that you have to remove when you're not playing games

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point of a smartphone was to saturate the market with a new, more profitable standard in consumer communication that people will buy by default because everyone else has one. Most people dont do much with their phones, it might as well be a dumbphone. Even those had shitty browsers and music players.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most people dont do much with their phones, it might as well be a dumbphone
                t. friendlist loser

                Everyone uses their phone for texting, tik tok, social media, youtube, spotify, and gayming.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >friendlist loser
                Yeah so like I said, achievable with a shitty browser. The games are often so basic theyre more simple than the games you could buy for old dumphones. Insane you thought dumbphones were incapable of texting or media playback. You just dont know what dumphones were and are showing your ass.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Navigating one by one through shitty browser tabs and even shittier web page layouts rather than just having multiple apps for each platform
                Ah, so a friendless loser AND boomer luddite.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think the touch screen makes smartphones smartphones? You dont know what a smartphone is. We're talking about the change in standard from dumphones to smartphones. Even if smartphones were never made, standards would keep improving. Straight up moronic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the point was that the claim
                >Most people dont do much with their phones, it might as well be a dumbphone.

                Is blatantly wrong. People use their phones for all sorts of things. If you really think the shitty old nokia dumb phones that can only play Snake is anywhere near comparable to what people actually use phones for these days, you're actually brain damaged so I hope for your sake you're just trolling.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point was what most people used were available on the dumphone standard. I started the point, i made the reply chain. I know what my point is. Your argument haave come down to the idea that dumphones are defined by shitty screens, no music, shitty ui, and nogaems. I showed that the idea you proposed is moronic and thats not hoe a smartphone was even defined. Its not even a contentious point.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please do enlighten us then. What is your definition of a "dumb phone"?

              • 5 months ago
                Breakroom

                Probably a flip phone that can just call and text. Completely vestigial in 2023.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A phone that isnt effectively a computer that im using right now with sideloaded apps to respond to you. Theyre effectively computers compared to the very limited suite of options and customizability, including fricking with files and managing files systems, we have now. This isnt hard.

                Behold, my complete and utter lack of taste to show I'm not unwashed from the tide of android. Its basic shit. Dumbphone isnt a word I came up with. Like the stasi trying to seek out undercover luddites as if its your job.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dumbphone isnt a word I came up with.
                I know, which is odd to me that you're twisting it to your own definition when you can look it up and the general consensus is
                >Talk
                >Text
                >Basic functions like calendars and built-in games

                But I'll just assume you're back pedaling after getting called out. Saves you the embarrassment of being called ESL.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro you could purchase games on old flip phones and browse the internet years before the iPhone ever became a thing. Thats a definition of dumphone that doesnt relate to the progression of technology used for phones going from "dumb" to smart. Given we are speaking relative to technological progression no one in their right mind would think I meant phones made to have NOTHING that are being sold right. This is like defining an NES by the NESmini. You're literally moronic and have nothing to go back to.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry moron, no one is using your definition.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure. Thats why they started calling smart phones smartphones compared to what they were before the iphone. Certainly wasnt implying those phones were "dumb" comparitively. Actual moron. Running away from the point as if language is dictated. Have fun when you get older.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the general consensus is
                >>Talk
                >>Text
                functions like calendars and built-in games

                In 2005, the Motorola Razr V3i could
                >email
                >play music and video
                >browse the web
                >chat via AIM (it’s like whatsapp but not shit)
                >be a mobile hotspot(though I think you needed hacked firmware)
                Behold: a smartphone

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like 99% of mobile apps are just a browser that can only go to the app’s site. Shit that’s what most “desktop” apps are nowadays. I fricking hate Electron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Insane you thought dumbphones were incapable of media playback.
                They were. Videos were choppy dogshit on tiny resolutions, complete garbage.

                linux for the ultra cheap devices like the miyoo mini in OP, android for the slightly less cheap ones.
                Generally speaking these devices are so cheap cause they use bare minimum parts with almost 0 quality control. It's not uncommon for buttons to come mashed in, shells to not release buttons when pressed, screens to pop out because the shells weren't shaved down properly and the screens are just a hair too big for them
                also they don't run anything past gen 4 besides SOME ps1 games, and there's now hacky 15fps support for like 4 n64 games I guess if that's your jam.
                Even if you spend more, like the $100 retroid systems/anbernic systems, you're getting up to PSP that's sorta playable (With slowdowns). They just aren't really worth it. They have to use shitty hand-me-down chipsets that mobile manufacturers won't use anymore, they can't get qualcomm stuff (the only chipsets anyone bothers developing for) so even the "ultra high end" $250-$300 chinkhelds barely run ps2 without shitting themselves while the fricking smartphones getting released every year are running switch games at 60fps.

                >Even if you spend more, like the $100 retroid systems/anbernic systems, you're getting up to PSP that's sorta playable (With slowdowns).
                Actually, I think T610 (Pocket 2S) handles PSP fine.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but bandwidth doesnt define a smartphone.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                pocket 2S is more in line with $150, unless you think the 3gb ram model is capable of playing anything when it's struggling to handle android underneath it, lmao.
                But yeah you're right it does run psp okay, except the GoW games, but those are sorta the benchmark for psp emulation anyway.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pocket 2S is more in line with $150, unless you think the 3gb ram model is capable of playing anything when it's struggling to handle android underneath it, lmao.
                It is. 1GB does literally nothing for emulation, it's just for Roblox or Minecraft or whatever spastic kids get out of native Android gaymen.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pocket 2S 4GB is $100, 3GB is $90. The extra gigabyte also doesn't matter whatsoever unless you're specifically playing Android games.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                god of war games run fine on the system at 1x res

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The 2S is literally $100 for the best model and that can run everything up to PSP.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It can run a decent chunk of Gamecube and a small chunk of PS2 too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It can run a decent chunk of Gamecube
                That's stretching it, I can barely get Smelee matches to run smooth while adventure mode keeps dipping, it's not a particularly demanding game to emulate.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Works On My Pocket

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll believe it when I see your configs posted on the compatibility chart.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what in the hell are you going on about? is this about your dumb fricking canada dollars again?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I likely wouldn’t even own a smartphone if my family didn’t buy so many upgrades and throw their old smartphones at me. I have an iPhone 7 that very rarely gets used for much more than calling or texting people and playing music.
                I miss when some cell phones were leaning really hard into the portable media player angle and had dedicated media buttons.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            phones have high resolution amoled screens and can emulate up to the 3ds with switch emulation slowly getting there
            the chinksole won't even run ps2 at quarter speed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got one of these for free.
          It's pretty much all you need.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny how quickly people moved from this to the gyno or whatever the new one is called. Now they're all shilling that one like this never existed.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which one are you talking about? Galileo?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's the one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a coincidence, I just bought that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive tried emulating games with a smartphone, it's terrible. unless theres one with non-touch screen controls. frick that.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got a miyoo chink for $30
    cant complain, works fine with onion os and gbc looks cool

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG DUDE ITS LIKE A GAMEBOY BUT ALSO COMPLETELY NOT

    Piss off, soiboy. Also
    >STILL advertising a product here.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but i do

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >miyoo mini doesn't charge from usb c to c, needs to be a to c, and not on any fancy charger or the wire will melt
    >rgb30 literally just doesn't charge half the time
    don't fall for chinkshit anons, these are marketing threads.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No chinkheld supports fast chargers, skill issue.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >needs to be a to c
      so one of the most fricking common cables? dont people just charge it on a pc?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are these people that use c to c anyway?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mac users and high-end PC owners, probably.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are these people that use c to c anyway?

      tell me this shit is idiot proof and you just can't plug the wrong thing in, because I'm not learning a bunch of homosexual alphabet cables

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        plug normal person usb in on the plug end, plug switch plug in switch
        ... as is every single computer, console and electronic item that communicates over usb for the past 20 or so years. nice to meet you, grug.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any cheap, easy to use console that can emulate up to the N64/PS1? Handheld or not, I don't care.
    I was thinking of turning my Xbox One into an emulation machine, but the idea is to set it up for an older relative and it may be too confusing to use for him.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a GabeGear

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >handheld
    No thanks I only game at home

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got one, I mostly play gameboy tetris.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because i like playing on my phone because it sucks. It's like going back to my inferior childhood skills. and beating the games all over again.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the cutest chink handheld i ever saw. The screen looks really clear too. Is it edited?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Usually, big emphasis on usually there, the screens are okay on those. Just avoid the Miyoo Mini Non-Plus like the plague, they ran out of good displays a while ago and it's some fricked up resolution now.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already have a switch
    No I don't want a tiny handheld, I'm done with that

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do and I love it, no matter where I am even during work breaks I can whip out this homie and just play whatever the hell I want from nes all the way to dreamcast

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do they work, you connect it to computer with usb and just upload the bios onto it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        very plug and play
        these come pre-packaged with roms if you buy the sd card but I used my own, the emulators are already installed with the bios files already put in

        you just point the emulator to where the games are and then select the game, you can use the built-in front-end if you lie or do like I did and install a new OS

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I either emulate them on my phone or pc+controller+couch

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've already got a hacked PSP, thanks

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do, I have a Miyoo Mini and I liked it so much that I got a Miyoo Mini Plus. I had a great time with them, but I don't use them any more because I have a Steam Deck now. I'd definitely recommend getting one to basically anyone interested in emulation, but I'd go for something other than the Miyoo because there are now other ones with the same form factor and similar price with better specs.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You care more about the hardware you buy than the games you play on it. Most people buy these things, use them once, then never touch them again.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just get one of those things that attach to your phone and ps controller via USB? Then you can play whatever with shit you already own instead of buying a chunk device.
    >lul ps controller in pocket
    If you take games anywhere outside of your house you have failed at life as an adult, only reason for these is bed which this covers completely

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      Because that's loads more awkward to carry around than a device you can slip into your pocket at any time, the centre of gravity is always awkward on controller attachments, and draining your phone's battery when out in public is really annoying.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you play games in, public kys

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          esl fail

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll get right on that Ramesh

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring it on Amazon and i will buy your product, im not paying extra delivery tax

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been laughing at "chinkheld" for five minutes now

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already have a modded switch. retoarch NES, SNES, GB/GBA, Genesis, PS1 works 100% of the time. I got like 8-9 hours of battery life on v1 switch running roms.
    N64 PSP works with issues,
    Dreamcast crashed when I tried

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right now I've got three. A PSP, a Vita and a 3DS. Also have a switch, but it's not jailbroken. (not sure how early it is, so I don't know if it's hackable)

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    handhelds are overrated. Switch is alright but I don't use for anything besides turn based games and VN

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna get one but then some new ones were announced. What are the cool kids using / buying nowadays? I was originally looking at the anbernic RG35XX.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      RG35XX+ if you don't need more than PS1, otherwise wait for the retroid pocket 4/4+

      Or forget all this chink shit and get a steamdeck which gets tons of support and has great quality

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pocket 2S is the value king these days. 4/4 Pro is looking promising but early adopting chinkhelds is moronic.

      Seconding Deck if you want something reliable and stupid strong that let's you play Demon's Souls.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 Pro is literally just the 3+ but with a better chip. Unless the chinks screw up badly somehow, there shouldn't be any difference in the manufacturing line.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never say never with chinks, plus there's the active cooling to factor in.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is cooling going to be an issue? The 4 has the same chip as the Odin-lite and iirc the Odin doesn't have any cooling problems. I don't see the 4 pro being much different.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do: my Steam Deck does literally everything I could ever want. I can go from playing AAA goyslop to emulating anything I want instantly.
    >b-but it's too big!
    it fits in my backpack and I don't have baby hands
    >b-but the battery life!
    emulation doesn't drain it fast at all and I have an extra battery just in case
    >b-but oled
    see steam deck oled
    >b-but it's expensive
    poor people problems

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf i love my steam deck but the size and battery life really do just bring it down for me in the "portable" sense. i wish i got a small black new 3ds instead of this new 2ds that's fricking neon red with a gigantic pokeball on the front, try taking THAT out on the bus

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you keep trying to run the most recent AAA games, yeah the battery life sucks. But if you're emulating and optimize the settings, my deck gets up to 6-7 hours on a single charge

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the most recent AAA games

          GTA 4 is not the most recent AAA game, neither is THUG2, why are they four hours anon?

          I'm not playing pong on my $450 emulation machine frick off

          (why didn't i get a (you) for this?)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            skill issue

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"the battery life is good!"
              >"uh no it isn't"
              >"SKILL ISSUE SKILL ISSUE"

              zoomies should get the rope

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the most recent AAA games

                GTA 4 is not the most recent AAA game, neither is THUG2, why are they four hours anon?

                I'm not playing pong on my $450 emulation machine frick off

                (why didn't i get a (you) for this?)

                >reddit spacing
                frick off, you've already outed yourself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                reddit doesn't even allow line breaks i don't think, i just like spacing my message out

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds, schizo

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >too new to recognize reddit spacing
                you frick off too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing
                Forced newbie meme

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah no matter what shills say, the Deck has a serious battery problem. Doesn't matter if you literally only play up to N64 retro games, but at that point just get a chinkheld for literally 1/3 the price.

            Can't speak for the OLED though. Never owned it (I returned my LCD Deck), but Anons have said the battery is "drastically" improved.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah, that might be it. i'm on an lcd one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >needs to carry it in a fricking backpack AND carry a second battery
      kek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't carry a backpack because it's too heavy!
        Come on Mary Jane. A little workout will do you good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          where did you read something about it being heavy? holy projection lil bro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I carry my backpack everywhere anyway so it's literally a nonissue

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >carries a backpack and a steamdeck around
      >gets robbed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't live around Black folk

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got the actual device, I don't need this cheap chink shit.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need it, I don't need it . . .

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It plays video games and Ganker doesn't play games. Especially not old games without cutscenes and no handholding, that's too much for the morons that live here.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a kid I thought handhelds were fricking lame.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from PC, I believe that a handheld is by far the most enjoyable way to play vidya. I don't know why that's the case but somehow vidya is just more appealing that way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have always been a flaming homosexual !
      You don't say

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well you're fricking lame and everyone knows it

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s not a single game among the thousands I’d want to play from the pre-ps2 era, and any of the ones from the ps2 are better experienced emulated on a full rig with a real controller.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are people just playing the same gameboy games for the millionth time? have you not beaten links awakening already? buy a steamdeck and keep up with good portable gaming

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i haven't beaten any zelda games other than minish capm but hopefully 'eck will help my backlog

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stick to picture books, anon. an imageboard might seem like the same thing but it's above your grade level, it seems.
      150 posts getting into detail about these things and you walk up and start talking to the picture.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do, I've been hooked to it since I bought it. Or I should say I've been hooked to it since I repaired it, since when I bought it the fricking screen was smashed (this happened in the factory! nothing in the box was jostled) and Retroid had to send me a full replacement front shell. I have a portable that can play Kingdom Hearts Final Mix for $100 or less, shit's tight.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AWAY, AWAY, ANBERNIC SHILLS
    YOUR COMPANY IS DYING AND YOUR COPYRIGHT ON THE RG353V IS NON-ENFORCEABLE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HAHA YOU CHINESE HANDHELD USER MY CHINESE HANDHELD IS BETTER
      ok broomer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My company isn't moronic enough to try and blacklist one of its biggest shills after it mishandles a Vita OLED screen so badly that it causes performance issues on fricking Super Nintendo and even that shill can't defend it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what kind of mental illness is this

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            that post is referring to anbernig blacklisting taki udon for iirc the RG503 which used a vita screen and had bafflingly bad performance for its price and chipset

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt ever keep a handheld in my pocket even if it was gameboy sized, thats just uncomfortable and prone to dropping. Carry a backpack everywhere with my steamdeck in a case

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this lil' homie like you wouldn't believe. It's been perfect for the 8/16 bit-era backlog.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mini Plus or just the Mini? I was floored by how good the screen was on the Mini when I first got it, Mini Plus's screen is like 90% of the way there on being just as good which is impressive for a screen with an unknown source.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plus. The regular mini would be too small for my hands. The screen on mine looks good, no dead pixels, bright, colorful. I don't have many complaints given the price.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        only complaint i have is the buzzing noise, but the next version of Onion OS should fix it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Blackberry's surplus, the story goes. Or was rather, now the non-Plus is total shit.

        Would it be possible to play RPGmaker games on one of these things?

        Very old ones on Linux (2003 I think? It's a retroarch core), newer ones on Android with wildly varying results.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get handheld
    >Filtered by bios / setup
    >Can't play Saturn / Dreamcast /Sega CD in particular without the autism settings
    >Oh boy, another junk Sega Genesis handheld
    That's why. I'm fricking filtered and can't set Sega CD. Shit never works lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like emulating and handhelds aren't for you anon

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take the bait and buy rg405m
    >initially think, "hey this is great. 1/3 of the android ui doesn't function which is kind of weird but whatever"
    >set up daijisho and emulators
    >face buttons stick when pressed in unison right of of the box, "eh.. I can get used to this I guess"
    >play through a bunch of games ranging from gb to ps1 for a few months
    >keep getting caught in tenchu because it won't the device won't register long presses of the shoulder buttons, "well, I'll just play another game not so reliant on the buttons..."
    >monitor pops out, "uhh okay, I will just glue it back on..."
    >battery stops charging eventually
    >monitor eventually dies
    >contact anbernig support
    >as it has been 5 months, it is still under warranty, so we will replace it for you for $150
    >kicking myself for thinking a chinese device sold for a couple hundred might have quality control

    Only $50 for OP's. That's a yearly fee, though.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're like 50 bucks.
    that's why

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need this when I have a modded 3DS (2DS LL)

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought an rg35xx a couple of months ago, haven't had a handheld since the gba.
    Finished Pokemon Fire Red and I have barely touched it since.
    I tried to play A Link to the Past and Shantae but I found both to be pretty boring, I really need to find something else to play, I tried to control myself and download maybe 10-15 games to avoid playing them just for 10 min but I couldn't.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, I may give this one away and buy this

      I do, I've been hooked to it since I bought it. Or I should say I've been hooked to it since I repaired it, since when I bought it the fricking screen was smashed (this happened in the factory! nothing in the box was jostled) and Retroid had to send me a full replacement front shell. I have a portable that can play Kingdom Hearts Final Mix for $100 or less, shit's tight.

      .
      This one is not comfortable for me for anything that isn't GB games.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, you need more?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need N64 emulation that isn't bad and it's actually lost the godly d-pad and hall effect sticks as points in its favor. Still plays PS1 and PSP too. Gimme a Retroid Pocket 2S

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because when I leave the house, it's for a reason, not to sit in a park and twiddle my thumbs.

    If i'm at home, i'm not using a handheld.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't travel enough to justify it.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a steamdeck which is basically that and more

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have an actual GBA and the games I want?

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do, it's called a laptop.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE MY MIYOO MINI

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      upvoted :^)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same anon

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    well i already have a computer anyway ans emulation software is free, and it can run emulators up to ps3 so i'm fine

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would I wanna play old games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      old games are better

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any good PSP knock off?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual form factor or the emulator? Chinkhelds actually cloning the PSP or even Vita's look are extremely rare

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing old FE games on this lil' beast. The build quality feels really great, i get like 13-15 hours on power saving mode and i really like the compact size, hate the sticks though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc all of the anbernig shit uses switch joycon sticks so you could probably dump gulikit hall effect sticks in them

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay. i'm going to try a jrpg.

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why would you waste money on a rog ally instead of a steamdeck?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the OLED is $700 and the Ally was on sale for $550.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the OLED is $700

        what fricked up websites are you getting your decks from, anon?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          not american? floor model OLED is $549

          I'm a leaf.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            A FRICKING LEAF

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            SAY FRICKING CANADIAN DOLLARS THEN YOU FRICKING IDIOT
            you notice how australian people always say "australian dollar" or the hong kong people say "the hong kong dollar" or whatever?

            if you say "the steam deck is $700" you're going to look like a fricking moron for a reason. christ sake anon, you fricking leaf moron

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you notice how australian people always say "australian dollar" or the hong kong people say "the hong kong dollar" or whatever?
              Honestly, no. I'm pretty sure chinks don't post on Ganker either.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >american too stupid to recognize canadian prices
              ummmm ky Black person

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >american

                try hard moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                (me)
                *harder
                sorry

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ky Black person
                >kill your Black person
                gladly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not american? floor model OLED is $549

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          kinda wish british prices weren't based on american online prices, cause most games on digital storefronts that usually cost $10 vary from £6-whatever the frick they were feeling

          i liked how xbox arcade always had their games at £6.75, nice threshold

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can just use one of the 38 other things I own that are capable of playing SNES games

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't accept anything that doesn't look official

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For what purpose? I can play retro games on my phone.

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be possible to play RPGmaker games on one of these things?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That screen is way too small for porn.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        where there’s a will there’s a way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna play dialtown portably

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      android has easyrpg player, dunno about linux systems like JelOS

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        EasyRPG is on Linux too, Android gets JoiPlay for newer RPGMaker AND Ren'Py.

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're cool but the ergonomics are terrible if your hands are larger than a child's

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Black folk emulate games or is strictly a white man's hobby?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only game white people emulate is pokemon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      most emulation focused communities are filled with brown people that can barely construct a sentence

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this post reeks of "guy who believes everything he reads on Ganker"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're thinking of the snoy homebrew scene. Emulation devs are extremist commie trannies who kill themselves while living in Japan.

        why waste $50 on this piece of shit when you can get a 3ds for like $100.

        Ever tried to play any real game on that? Controls are dogshit. Besides, you can't get a turDS for $100 now.

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a phone
    runs way more than those chinkshit messes with screens that pop out if you breathe wrong around them.
    $20 controller and it feels much better than their mushy shit too!
    For a whopping $3 on top, you have a USBC-C cable and have 0 input delay if you're trying to play fricking hagane on the go or something.

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I broke my buck

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why waste $50 on this piece of shit when you can get a 3ds for like $100.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 3ds is fricking shit.

  89. 5 months ago
    Breakroom

    I have a bunch of handhelds and a recently released phone. I'm good.

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a miyoo mini but its too inconvenient to play any games that require use of the shoulder buttons

    Also have a Razer Kishi to use with an older mobile phone but the D-pad sucks

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do these things have an FPGA in there or is it just laggy/screen teary shit running on linux or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use your head, obviously not a FPGA at that price-point. Also use your head, this isn't 2005, emulation on a mobile chipset hasn't sucked in a good 10-15 years.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >emulation on a mobile chipset hasn't sucked in a good 10-15 years.
        It still sucks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One does, it's vastly overpriced, has a shoddy d-pad and vertical format with the worst shoulder buttons on the market and only goes up to SNES IIRC. Take photo for Reddit and never touch it again collector bullshit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      linux for the ultra cheap devices like the miyoo mini in OP, android for the slightly less cheap ones.
      Generally speaking these devices are so cheap cause they use bare minimum parts with almost 0 quality control. It's not uncommon for buttons to come mashed in, shells to not release buttons when pressed, screens to pop out because the shells weren't shaved down properly and the screens are just a hair too big for them
      also they don't run anything past gen 4 besides SOME ps1 games, and there's now hacky 15fps support for like 4 n64 games I guess if that's your jam.
      Even if you spend more, like the $100 retroid systems/anbernic systems, you're getting up to PSP that's sorta playable (With slowdowns). They just aren't really worth it. They have to use shitty hand-me-down chipsets that mobile manufacturers won't use anymore, they can't get qualcomm stuff (the only chipsets anyone bothers developing for) so even the "ultra high end" $250-$300 chinkhelds barely run ps2 without shitting themselves while the fricking smartphones getting released every year are running switch games at 60fps.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Generally speaking these devices are so cheap cause they use bare minimum parts with almost 0 quality control
        they're cheap because they use easily available mobile chipsets and parts ripped from old cheap devices you fricking moron lol

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got one of those for Christmas. Playing it a ton, beat Streets of Rage and Castle of Illusion on it this week.

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a steam deck and an analogue pocket

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i do

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      game?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Champion of the spade.

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let me guess, you need more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do, just not shitty Chinese software ones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slightly touch your cartridge

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've already told you morons before that either you're trying really hard to move it or you got a defective unit.

        Especially for GBA that's complete bullshit and even the GB ones don't move that easily.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you playing with cartridges instead of just fricking ripping them?
        Genuine question is there a reason for that or is it just MUH NOSTALGIA

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is the point of a FPGA then? This scam is pendering to nostalgia gays who whant the True Experience(tm).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You still take full advantage of the FPGA hardware, you just aren't using archaic, aging, oftentimes failing hardware that can suffer tilt by looking at it wrong.
            FPGA doesn't equal "has a cartridge slot". FPGA means it's running the hardware at damn near, if not 100% accuracy. The only reason to use a cartridge would be for nostalgia if you don't have a good dump, but we're not in 2002 anymore, the dumping tools we have are nearly fricking perfect, the odds of a bad dump occurring are so low that most programs and hardware designed to dump run multiple times just to pick the most pristine dump of the lot.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cool, I can do that on a 50$ chink handheld, and way more
              >poorgay
              No, just not moronic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honest answer, I think it has something to do with emulation not emulating properly as these games really do need CRTs for the authentic experience and you need to feed them with the proper PAL or NTSC signal for whatever version you're using.
          Never bothered me since I use emulators for everythin and I run retropie like a pleb but that's what purists say.

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How little do you have to have going for you to want this kind of plastic shite?
    The people who buy them don't even remember the original systems so they're nostalgic for something they didn't experience.

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have sex
    No okay I don't.

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games on the go. Never felt a need. If I'm actually traveling I'll just explore wherever I am. If I'm waiting I'll just close my eyes and zone out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a weird feel being a grown-ass man who was once a spastic gamer as a child. Sometimes I take a book with me but I almost never actually read. I really enjoy just sitting quietly with my thoughts.

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why these ching company never post their product on Amazon, I'm paying extra delivery charges plus the waiting time is 2much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Future suicide. You can go buy a lot of these off amazon right now.
      https://a.co/d/3MRkGCZ
      https://a.co/d/bAN8jxD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're lucky to live in a country where shipping, taxes, VAT and import fees doesn't triple the cost of EVERYTHING you want to import.

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 5. One is a PC, one is a PSP, one is a Vita, one is a Deck and one is a Laptop. Guess you can count my hacked 3DS too, so 6

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which is the best if i just wanna play snes, gb. Gbc, gba and ps1 final fantasies?

    • 5 months ago
      Breakroom

      Your phone with a Bluetooth controller.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont wanna use my phone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anbernic rg35xx

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GB300

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vita

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your phone will completely mog any of these meme devices.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      only thing against the phone is lack of buttons

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For turn based RPGs you really don't need buttons.
        I played FF7 for the first time on my phone and would do it all over again.

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *+50 bucks shipping"

  104. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking grandpa, kys
    Or better yet, I hope some youths beat you down for looking at them wrong, and the last thing you hear will be 'brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes'
    Old people should die, total dinosaur death

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, its zoomers that are the ones nutting iver nostalgia at this point. None of them can say Black person on twitter and they're trying to learn the ways of the antediluvian so they might say something saucy. With all the remasters now, zoomers feel like they arent really men unless if they grid the blockbuster designed games like battletoads.

      • 5 months ago
        Breakroom

        >None of them can say Black person
        They don't want to get banned or have their (fleeting) reputation evaporated.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only if you are one of the trannies raiding Ganker from discord can you say the N-Word on blue boards without being banned is the common theory around these parts.

  105. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of them can emulate PS2 or even dreamcast at full speed. Steam deck is better for my usescase.

  106. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a 3ds for that

  107. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do
    bought this bad boy for like $30 a month ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony colors.
      > Muh purple is the best color omgggg!!!

      Just come out of the closet homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being so closeted you see light with a wavelength between 380 and 435nm and immediately think about cutting your dick off

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody said anything about cutting your dick off other than you, b***h boy.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I guess you meant the other kind of troony. Royal Purple is a decent transmission fluid, yeah. Makes sense to call it the troony color.

  108. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are too weak for Retroarch
    They lack of Hall sticks
    They lack of touchscreen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*laughs in RP2S*

  109. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't emulate much and I have a Steam Deck which can do it anyway.

  110. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would you suggest for someone who's more interested in psx games than game boy ones?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That one also runs psx

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what would that one be?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          RG35XX plus, miyoo mini plus
          go with RG35XX+ if you want absolute 100% PS1 compatibility except for ape escape (this only matters for some shit but demanding games like bloody roar), go with miyoo mini+ if you want a dpad
          if the price for the system you're looking at is around the $75-$80 mark, then ignore both of them and get a retroid pocket 2S

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you eating ass? You can run bloody roar full speed on the rg35xx. Use the select button to overclock. Is the plus underpowered dogshit?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just saw you guys dont even have custom firmware yet. Sucks.

  111. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point when I can just buy a controller cradle for the phone I already own. Maybe in 2080 when FPGA handhelds can run the PS2 and are fiddy bucks, it'll be worth it, but certainly not now.

  112. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not smart enough to know how to use one.

  113. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have my Vita, 3DS, Switch, Deck and Ally for all that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ally
      Why would you post about your white boyfriend?

      • 5 months ago
        Breakroom

        It's ROG Ally, tyvm.

  114. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these posts shilling the Anbernic rg35xx
    >check it out
    >only ships from china on the I assume official site.
    I don't trust china, bros.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      chinese devices only ship from china?? no frickin way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never once gotten burned on an Aliexpress purchase or a direct-from-China purchase
      t. buys lots of keyboard parts and retro handheld bullshit

  115. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called my Steam Deck, it can play anything I want to emulate.

  116. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have this exact one but I honestly should've gotten an horizontal unit

  117. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have two actually. 351v (wood grain) and 405v (gb)

  118. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need more?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game 3 pi entertainment system
      I like these pi cases that look like old consoles, like the mega drive one, but jesus frick I wish they would stop writing daft nonsense on them.
      It's the retro equivalent of a teapot that would be perfectly fine but they write some cutesy fricking homosexual shit on it like
      >"Time for Tea!"

  119. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I do.
    It even has it's own dedicated games!

  120. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a mini and an anbernic rg-whatever. I never use either of them

  121. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do have one and I love the frick out of it. Played through a bunch of Castlevanias, gen 4 Pokémon, Advanced Wars 1 and 2, and some Fire Emblem. A friend at work had one but he upgraded to a steam deck so he just gave it to me. I don’t give a frick about emulating on computer because it doesn’t have the handheld feel that I like so it works for me but I can understand why people don’t like them either

  122. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is a poorgay way to add buttons to your smartphone to make playing less painful?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://a.co/d/1jclurj

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is there something like this on aliexpress? no amazon where im at

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No clue

          >poorgay
          >40$
          make it 4, man

          I agree, but its an example.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poorgay
        >40$
        make it 4, man

  123. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    still have a GBA and kirby's dreamland copy in my closet that is the only retro game I want to play besides 90's FPS

  124. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd only buy one of these if they had the DS/3DS form factor.
    As most of the games I still wanna play are on those platforms and there are no cheap second hand 3DS where I live, which sucks, so I'll just stick to emulating it on PC for now.

  125. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have two, RG280 and RG351P. Should've just bought a 35XX instead, really.

  126. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because my phone already does it.

  127. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vita is the best emulation device because not only can it play retro games on a nice OLED screen but it has a great library of PSP and Vita games to play too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why in gods name do people shill the Vita for emulation when it runs like shit? The Vita doesn't have a bustling homebrew scene.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        visiting this website just turns you into a meandering contrarian

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd at least get it if they said this shit so their ebay listings sold. Snowballs chance in hell some wannabe dev thinks they're going to cut their teeth on the Vita homebrew scene.

  128. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I had my GPS Win 3 for nearly 3 years.

  129. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I get a steam deck or rog ally?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam Deck OLED rendered the ROG Ally completely obsolete
      Any system more powerful than a Steam Deck is only going to have the breathing room to USE that extra power when it's docked, rendering it pointless
      If you have any misgivings about Linux there's nothing you need to do to make most games and all emulators run, and the few games that need help on Linux are no more complicated than Windows incompatibilities would be

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks! Steam deck it is. I hate windows 11 anyway lol

  130. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone gave me an Anbernic RG351MP last Christmas and I've been playing it during carpool trips all of last year. I've gone through dozens of ALTTP randomizer seeds and a couple Pokémon randomizers, along with playing through some old games on consoles my parents got rid of when I was in high school. It's been probably the only console I've played on a regular basis in almost a decade.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kind of jealous of people who can read/play in a car without turning into a puke fountain
      country buses or trains are fine though, comfy way to travel

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's the 20/20/20 rule. As long as I don't stare at the screen continuously for more than 30 minutes, I can usually get through trips without getting motion sick. I'll also take a couple hours here and there to shit-talk with the other guys in the car, so that I'm not spending a majority of my time staring at a screen. Sometimes going on driving duty helps if I am getting motion sick.

  131. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really can't tell if this is bots and shills or if anons here are genuinely purchasing and enjoying these

    I'd probably get bored of mine within 6 months once the novelty wore off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want suicide material, just go look at their communities and realize people collect these things in multiple colors.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting bored of emulated games
      homie, you've got tens of thousands of games to play, how are you bored?

  132. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I need that when I have a 3DS?

  133. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but i do

  134. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    emulation is ILLEGAL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  135. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do, my copy is better because I have the matching black d-pad, start, select, and menu buttons rather than the grey ones. First run were matching.

  136. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got one 2 years ago, it's fine for playing some GBA and SNES games, but I mainly use my phone for DS and PSP

  137. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly despite owning hacked 3DS, PSP, Vita and Switch I might get one Miyoo Mini+ just because is cheap enough that it doesn't affect me and I love transparent devices.

  138. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t die.

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  139. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I do my emulation on an arcade cabinet with a beer keg inside and a heated koozie to cradle my enormous fricking nuts

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