why even have humans in a FANTASY world tho?

why even have humans in a FANTASY world tho?

I don't see how a setting can be shit without them anyways it's just a race

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inflammatory statement
    >written in lowercase
    You know who you are. You're here to stir shit and cause a flamewar over incredibly trivial shit while contributing absolutely nothing to the board. Go down a can of gasoline, homosexual.
    Honest thoughts to anyone else on this thread: Don't let a moron like this dictate how you play make believe. Make a setting with humans. Make a setting with no humans. It doesn't matter. It's your world, because you are the creator, you are the GM, and it's your game which is more than can be said for this lobotomized smarmy OP. The angrier you get over useless squabbles, the happier OP gets. Deny him the satisfaction and live a joyful, fulfilled life knowing that he won't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, I totally agree with you. I tried to figure out why my setting would have humans until I realised that it didn't have to have humans at all. It's a weird concoction of magical beings like the bathhouse in Spirited Away.

      This is true tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based fpbp

      https://i.imgur.com/thTfywy.jpg

      why even have humans in a FANTASY world tho?

      I don't see how a setting can be shit without them anyways it's just a race

      It's fantasy, like you said. There aren't conventions on what constitutes fantasy in terms of races so you can do what the frick you want.
      >Inb4 humans are conventional hurr durr
      Yes and? You use a frickload of stuff from rl in fantasy, like forests, earthly geography, conventional physics laws, unless you're making a setting based on d&d far realm and even then you're basically relying to acid trip visions made by humans in our world. In fact ALL fantasy settings are basically "just like our world unless noted otherwise".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For some people the hobby only exists to give them something to be angry about.

      why even have non-humans races in a FANTASY world tho?

      I don't see how a setting can be shit without them anyways it's just a bunch of races

      I see you AI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >This is your brain on D&D

      This. Some homosexual has been going around making bait posts all day, even outright lying just to start shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thank you anon. well said.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good to see that some people on /tg/ are still capable of making exquisite posts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Slavery has been abolished, you can't just own someone like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a homosexual nogames containment thread. Nogames homosexuals think traditional games are just like video games, if they shove ugly tiefling elf Black folk down your throat you must take it, not realizing these are social games and games are only as homosexualy as your players are. WotC can make all their settings 100% Black person elves and that won't bother me the least because I play with real human beings and not shitlibs so we just have characters we actually like instead.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are the thematic balance to all the other races and monsters in a fantasy setting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but how? what balance...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thematic

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why even have non-humans races in a FANTASY world tho?

    I don't see how a setting can be shit without them anyways it's just a bunch of races

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That guy looks like Cristiano Ronaldo.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The best MTG plane has no humans

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know I gave up on having anything more than one human race in my settings after the events of the last couple of years. That's why my Gaslamp Fantasy setting's Africa is a hodgebodge of magical and pulpy nations, including a nation of hyper-advanced ultra-wealthy psionic gorillas, catgirl (magi)technobarbarians descended from a crashed spelljammer, the original homeland of the dwarves, a nation of minotaurs who change from male to female as they age, and maybe a race of river-dwelling dinosaur-riding gnomes, who may or may not be an all-femboy race who reproduce through mpreg if I decide to sprinkle in some inspiration from that one African myth about the pregnant boy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What event? Also, jesus, how much on your setting is your gay coomer fantasy / genuine freaky stuff?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, jesus, how much on your setting is your gay coomer fantasy / genuine freaky stuff?
        No idea what you mean by this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Preggo boys, genderbending
          I mean come on anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, not!Britain does have halflings as the product of a widespread eugenics program to crossbreed humans and dwarves to produce superior serfs for the draconic rulers, so there are lot of shortstacks running around.

            Also, dragonborn routinely marry (or at least shag) humans, dwarves and halflings because their own genes are so fecked up that procreating with their own kind produces kobolds in a fantasy homage to Prince Charles II "the Bewitched" Hapsburg of Spain, to the point human guy/dragonborn woman porn is considered mainstream (in so far as porn can ever be considered mainstream, of course).

            Other than that, I have no idea what you're talking about...

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Okok, leaving that aside what di you mean with "after the events of the last couple of years" in your first post?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP continues to amaze by somehow surviving with wieners blocking every inch of his windpipe, truly extraordinary.

    Anyway on another note why is 5e art so consistently ugly? I can't even put my finger on why, it's just hideous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyway on another note why is 5e art so consistently ugly? I can't even put my finger on why, it's just hideous.
      Basically they are corporate stock photos used by the "artist" to outline their drawing.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ikr? My fantasy dnd setting has only humans, oh they're all white males as well. All npcs are big tatties white women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now if only it had any players

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why even have humans in a FANTASY world tho?
    For sex slaves.

    Humans are the hottest species and the most skilled at pleasing everything, all the other species wanna frick them. So they become the pleasure slave race.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Turn humans into sex slaves
      >A century later you become the sex slaves
      Bad idea, compared to other monkeys humans have huge dicks

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My introduction to fantasy back in the 90s were the Hobbit and 4th edition Warhammer. So humans were there but they're not necessarily the centre of the setting or even the protagonists.
    It's disappointing to me how every single setting is now just modern-day California with swords and spells.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Supreme species
      Humans are objectively inferior to other fantasy species though, considering those species are all just humans plus.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And yet routinely, humans beat and surpass them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Which makes no goddamn sense. If you wanted a realistic fantasy setting, or even just one that made a lick of sense, humanity would be extinct or near-extinct and hiding in whatever stinking, filthy holes they could find.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Soviets beat the Third Reich.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the goal of the game in your hypothetical is to explore concepts with humans that can't be explored in our real world, because of their impossible or improbable nature.
    Not all fantasy has to be one thing. Quit getting hung up over what other people are doing and do your own thing, moron.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We can divide all settings with non-human civilised species into two categories:
    - good settings in which non-humans are actually distinct from humans with completely different worldviews, etc. (elves being immortal and that actually having an effect on how they behave and think)
    - shitty settings in which non-humans are just a real-world culture with some minor changes (elves are uuuuuh, irish people with pointy ears, and they uuuuuh are racist against dwarves ahahahah)

    If you have a setting without humans, but the humans are just le different cultures or le different aesthetics then it doesn't mean anything. You actually have a world with just humans but you call them different things

    I don't know if I make sense but I tried my best to explain

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations. You no longer have point of reference for your audience/players and they don't give a shit about your world!

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been any fantasy setting where no humans was actually necessary or interesting?
    Only thing that comes to mind is Dark Crystal, and that was because human puppets would have been too uncanny valley.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lorwyn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lorwyn hobbits were basially humans, but short. Same social structure and dynamics, same values and beliefs, etc. Making species that are humans who just look very slightly different is not interesting at all.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This would be true if the lorwyn kithkin weren't empathic psychics connected by the thoughtweft.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, maybe novelisations made a bigger deal out of it, but just looking at the cards they felt like humans.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You're going based off of physical appearances and the kithkin cards often referenced the thoughtweft.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Planewalkers that visited it are the humans in the setting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The lorwyn five never visited lorwyn, they were only included because they didn't fit into time spiral.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see any humans in your picture tough

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one here has, or will, played Ironclaw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have. Ironclaw actually has a quality ruleset, if you can get beyond the furhomosexualry. I played with my gf, some of their other female friends, and another girl's bf that was dragged along. I know it sounds crazy, but there are tons of girls out there that just want to "play a kitty" instead of frick their characters. It was an astonishing whitepill, actually, to see a group of women in one place all doing some fairly wholesome and cute shit. They were also into Mouse Guard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Really when I read the book, there's nothing about it that screamed degenerate furhomosexualry, even if it's still unapologetically furry. It feels more from a time when the most autistic furries were into something like Albedo Anthropomorphics rather than (just) Sonic inflation porn. I mean look at the art, when the art is being consistent and decent you can see why girls would be into it.
        It's creative, early Renaissance "but what if animals", so horses are their own races and people get buy on lizards. That kind of stuff.
        >to see a group of women in one place all doing some fairly wholesome and cute shit
        Despite everything, I still love women.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know it sounds weird but looking at that picture makes me want to insert my reproductive organ inside those big choco nostrils, a nosejob I think this could be called, she is kinda cute somehow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of a girl that liked me back in high school, I get it

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because 99% of the people who play games are humans and they have a terribly hard time play-acting as other humans, let alone 8-limbed psychic crystals that smell colors

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who are the 1%

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        8-limbed psychic crystals that smell colors obviously

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Humans make the setting more grounded. If everything is fantastical, nothing is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can have stuff like the Hobbit. Fantasy main character, still grounded.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to ask then your world building abilities are really shallow. If you knew how to make one without humans you would already know why to have them. It's the kind of "you need to know the rules in order to break them" shit.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My setting doesn't have humans but people will still likely point to one race and claim they're analogous.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play Talislanta then

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like scifi settings where humans are implied to have gone extinct after arrogantly attacking a more advanced species. It really does add a rich layer of otherworldly thought to see a setting that the human thought process simply could not survive in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Give me an arbitrary number of examples

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but I give you -1 examples. You are now required to give me one example.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my thoughts too. it's why i have no humans in my setting, and i also went further to remove elves and dwarves. none of that shit needs to be, we can all stand to be a little more creative and original. make a fantasy world, dont borrow many or any ideas from elsewhere, and give storied reasons for why the world is the way it is. trust me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest, a fantasy setting that doesn't use any Tolkien races could be interesting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it is! because everything is new, fresh, and you can be given any piece of information for anything you experience, and it can be exciting and surprising

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are no humans in my setting, only funny creechers and the occasional wizard or skeleton.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any dog/canines? I don't know why but whenever there's catfolk in a setting I feel like there should also be dogfolk and vice versa

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because humanity is the pinnacle of all races, and will outlive and enslave everyone else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, gayman spammer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off 5e gay

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    personally, I don't like fantasy races, I think they're poorly utilized in most settings, and I think different human ethnicities and cultures are more interesting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel entirely opposite. Largely because outside of tabletop, everything fantasy just doubles down on either the same old elves dwarves orcs, etc. over and over or just humans only anyway.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because homosexuals are so afraid of being accused as furry they'll put in something that doesn't make sense for a world

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My humans are like a template race, they were created by chance and not expected to survive, harpies, centaurs and goblins, were created to take most of what makes humanity great and add to it.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the gods in a fantasy setting create humans, especially if they already have races that are so superior to them, like elves in particular, for that matter? Why did the gods create humans in your setting?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are special and everything before us no matter how great they may seem were just a beta test.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, do you have a link to this article? I’d like to learn more about this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >but we wuz dinosaurs n sheeit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >fish as a type of animal
        >birds distinct from reptiles
        >having a stable body plan that was successfull for literal ages is a bad thing
        >no mention of insects
        >no mention of bacteria

        Literal shit pop science for basedjacks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humans were created first, goblins are humanoid meaning they were created based on humans.

      Besides being "average" or "adaptable", what are some good niches that humans can take in a fantasy world? What role do they take in your setting specifically?

      Being one of the few races with high intelligence.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If non-humans are so dumb, why are they still around? Also, why would the gods go from humans to goblins?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who else is supposed to give out scritches and headpats?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Besides being "average" or "adaptable", what are some good niches that humans can take in a fantasy world? What role do they take in your setting specifically?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      slaves

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All players are humans, did you know that? Gygax discussed the importance of human centered game worlds years ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, gygax was an Howardgay, more into conan sword & sorcery stuff than tolkien fantasy but got bombarded by people wanting to play elves and dwarves so he caved in.
      Moral of the story: freakshit tards were ruining the hobby from its inception.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And yet, despite his own opinions on the matter, he let people play what they liked because he felt having a fun game was more important than proving himself right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gaygag
      who cares what that corpse said? His advice has always been steaming dogshit.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no humans settings are based, look how it makes morons in this threads seethe.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're the boring, bland, generic option that makes all the other options more appealing to players.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because humanity will ALWAYS survive, forever thrive, and will adapt to anything. Unlike dwarves or elves who are too set in their ways, Halflings who just want sedentary lifestyle away from everyone, gnomes who just want to be left alone, and all the other races out there humans have ambition. Their short lives mean they want to learn all that can to pass on their knowledge to the next generation.

    This is the same in science fiction settings like Star Wars, Star Trek, and the like. Every other race, or species will not be here when humanity is all that's left. We will always be the best. Deal with it.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    For whatever reasons cripples identify with their disability, which is frankly weird in most magical universes where they can be magically healed easily.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because there needs to be a balance between the mundane and the magical for the magical to BE magical. When everyone is some flavor of freakshit, freakshit stops being unique.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There's no in-universe justification for it. It's all just about representation, which they ruin by giving them a magic chair that can do everything legs can do. They're basically reducing disability to decoration, which should be insulting to people who struggle with it irl.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One on the left is made for bwc

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why even have humans in a FANTASY world tho?
    I know, right? It's like people can't leave that one shred of reality behind.

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