Why have I paid $5 a month for 7 years for this piece of shit?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is how can I control myself and cease my horrible eating habits? I work out every day and if I just ate healthily too I'd eventually start to slim down.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      work out more to compensate.

      we can't give you solutions to gain more willpower. any suggestions you get will only be habits to practice, no real solutions. willpower comes from inside you, anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand what’s hard about not eating.

      >see slice of pie
      >don’t eat it

      Wow so hard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take the cabbage pill

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      time to take Dat dnp baby

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Count calories, like use an app or something and be vigilant about counting everything. Make your budget for the day a small deficit. You can still eat fun things, you just know when to slow down and stop for the day. I had gained a little weight over the past couple years and started doing this six months ago. I'm bad at cutting out "bad foods" but this has helped me lose the weight I had gained.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat large portions of food with a high volume to calorie ratio. You'll burn more digesting it than you'll get back out of it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walk. Just go hiking. You can eat whatever the frick you want is you walk everyday. It can be short distances in the neighborhood or long distances enjoying nature. Of course you'll have to work yourself up to go longer. 12 mile rucks are my favorite.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What should I wear so as not to feel like someone's trying to start a fire using my hairy legs? Whether I wear track pants or jeans, I still end up feeling that shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk maybe shave?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get more addicted to video games so you forget to eat entirely

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its hard man. Counting calories is the best thing you can do because it will make you think and be aware of what you're consuming. Ontop of that use willpower. Its hard to break binge eating, but it is possible. It might be miserable for a bit but after a couple weeks its not too bad.

      Also you could try switching to higher satiety foods. Start cooking all your own meals and eat out less. Use things like potato (no oil or butter) or cabbage. You can substitute them in for a lot of things. If you google high satiety foods you'll find things that will make you feel full for a while. A lot of them are not particularly high calorie. Try swapping these in and finding alternatives to your snacking habits that are lower calorie.

      If all that fails, more cardio.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame your parents for your genetics.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you're moronic?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a moron.
    Not a moron that forgets that he's paying a monthly fee, but a moron that actively wants to pay for more of literally nothing.
    You'd get more value out of paying me 5 dollars a month to insult you because ill actually deliver.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ill actually deliver.
      Holy frick anon. Hahahaha

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he paid 400 dollars for a gaem

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >donating to a pedophile

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you pay taxes? Well guess what, you're also paying pedophiles

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the difference is you did it willingly and for absolutely no retribution, as his game is over because he was finally exposed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually didn't. I just like pointing out that feds and politicians are pedos who eat children

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a frick, at least by making a game hes doing something for the world, the frick did you do today?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not making anything whatsoever, eva

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >making a game

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the issue

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    people severly overestimate gamedev costs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Patrons +12.9%
      >Patrons increased after he got exposed as a pedo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        People wanted access to the discord to gather more sweet screen caps of him being creepy with people tagged as 12 year olds on the server

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, I have 100 patrons more than Yanderedev even with an obscure game totally unknown inside the normiesphere.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shill it

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop making threads on Ganker alex

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you’re an absolute moron who managed to get scammed by Yandare Dev of all fricking people. You have only yourself to blame for this.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could've finished the game, released the final product, sold it for like $30, and raked in some dough. Now his monthly funds are drying up, everyone is distancing themselves from him and leaving the project, and the game will never come out now. That's what he get for trying to milk it for as long as he could.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention a publisher paid him to finish the game and even loaned him staff to fix all the shitty programming and make the game run better and he managed ot frick it up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention a publisher paid him to finish the game and even loaned him staff to fix all the shitty programming and make the game run better and he managed ot frick it up.

      its amazing seeing what happened to this game, because pretty much all of it was his own fault.
      heres some tips for any aspiring gamede/v/s here:
      >keep your expectations in check, dont fall to feature creep
      >hide your fricking powerlevel around other people, dont use panels from e-girl rape manga to advertise your game
      >accept help when its handed to you on a silver platter like it was with alex, dont act like a pissy manbaby over a company cleaning up your mistakes
      >take criticism on the chin and learn from it, not everyone is going to kiss your ass and especially not Ganker, due to the high amount of shitposters as well as people generally lacking a filter that they have on twitter and reddit, anons tend not to sugarcoat what they say about your project

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was there even feature creep in this game? As far as i know he always had several girls in mind, and mechanics of gameplay are the same as the start of the game?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He would add new features, new mechanics, new minigames, every month or two for a while. 1980's mode for instance wasn't part of the initial pitch, but it came out so he could say he finished something, just out of the blue. Then he'd spend months working on easter eggs like the Sans costume, pokemon go minigame etc. while those were in vogue years ago.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Was there even feature creep in this game?
            the basic idea remained the same, but he just kept adding so much shit on top of everything
            one thing that immediately comes to mind is stuff like the mission mode, which was implemented way before the base game was finalized as a massive distraction, and the 1980s mode.
            other massive distractions include basically the entire easter egg menu, as well as specifically making some random creepypasta-like thing if you tried to access osana early
            [...]
            dev was exposed as a pedo, most volunteers disassociated with him, big youtuber milking it quit, etc.

            Didn't he also become completely obsessed with Persona 5 when it first came out and started talking about how he'd like the game to be closer to it?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Was there even feature creep in this game?
          the basic idea remained the same, but he just kept adding so much shit on top of everything
          one thing that immediately comes to mind is stuff like the mission mode, which was implemented way before the base game was finalized as a massive distraction, and the 1980s mode.
          other massive distractions include basically the entire easter egg menu, as well as specifically making some random creepypasta-like thing if you tried to access osana early

          Why they started shilling this trash again daily?

          dev was exposed as a pedo, most volunteers disassociated with him, big youtuber milking it quit, etc.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dev was exposed as a pedo
            amerimutts blowing everything out of proportion again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dont use panels from e-girl rape manga to advertise your game
        QRD?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i forgot the exact details when making that post, i'm not sure if it was e-girl looking at this pic but he advertised an update on i believe twitter using this, which someone then sourced
          as i said, keep your powerlevel to yourself

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to add on by saying
        >STOP USING THE SAME EMAIL/USERNAME/STYLE FOR ALL YOUR INTERNET SHENANIGANS
        if you're into e-girl manga fine whatever bro, but please don't use the same email for whatever site you read it on as you use for your main work or personal. That's how Yandere Dev got exposed multiple times over the past 10 years alone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except he couldn't, because he's just a con man that doesn't know how to code for shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        worse than a con-man, an egotistical con-man.
        tinybuild gave him another programmer to assist him, and instead of kicking his feet up and setting an outline his whipping boy would follow, he instead threw a shitfit over them not doing it his way.
        come to think of it, was anything bad that happened to yandere sim not a result of yandev's own actions? most of the disasters were result of both his lack of foresight and his egotism.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can just do that after his patreon fund dries off whats the problems.
      this shit lives off hype alone, after release some youtube will make some big video of it and sells a few thousands copies if lucky, he can then begin yandere simulator 2, he can just play the "I learned from my previous experience" and people will eat it up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The voice of all the deliquents was some amateur guy who did youtube voice acting. Now that guy is a pretty big indie Vtuber who voices one of the more popular reoccurring characters in Genshin through the Sumeru arc and the main big important guy on one of the planets in Honkai Star Rail. It's hilarious to me that there's people who started on Yandere Simulator who grew onto real projects and are now pulling out of Yandere Simulator which still isn't out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got more for a decade for doing nothing

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trusting a game dev from Ganker of all things
    There's your problem.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    coincidence?

    I think not.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't know, why have you? It's for you to answer.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from 2016 to 2018 he was getting $5000 monthly patreon
    >To this day he still gets $1000 monthly
    He outsmarted a lot of endie devs that waste their entire life saving developing a game that ultimately fails only selling 3 copies.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why they started shilling this trash again daily?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was mike Z right?
      Didn't the chat log get leaked and he was actually polite? Just had criticisms?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://archive. ph/sWgvH

        Mike Z is wippler

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          highlight

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mental age of 12.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Like, *why* should I ever code again?
                For our amusement Eva. For our amusement.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Like, *why* should I ever code again"
                >proceeds to never code again
                pottery

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it explains his taste in women

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How is it not impressive that I single-handedly created a fighting game?
            I feel like he's forgetting he's talking to someone in the industry rather than a random layman

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This feels like a kid crying to his teacher that he got no credit for the class/project even though he completed a whole 50% of the material.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ><EvaXephon> Now nobody here will ever know me as anything other than "That guy who sucks at code"
          Damn he really hit the nail on the head there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bro coded for 3 months, showed it to the guy who worked harder and longer than him, and got upset at the criticism
      Boo fricking hoo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why he'd never make it in an academic or professional setting, where stuff you've worked on for weeks is guaranteed to get shat on by people who have way more experience in the field than you do and you just have to sit there and take it.
        Another reason is that he takes any criticism as a personal attack and he'll never grow or improve because of that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bro coded for 3 months, showed it to the guy who worked harder and longer than him, and got upset at the criticism
          Boo fricking hoo

          >"I would never hire you"
          >"I could have done this in 1999"
          GREAT CRITICISM MIKE!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was
      >Else IF
      Inspired
      >Else If
      Talentless Fraud
      >Else If

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So why are they calling him the Ganker pedo again? he's the one who distanced himself from us and embraced reddit and later discordhomosexualry.
      Call him what he is: Cum guzzling, israelite, discord groomer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's easy to label someone you're ousting as being from "the other" because it lets you unperson them, disassociate from them, and shift all local blame to them instead of being introspective of the environment that it takes place on.
        at the end of the day, he's still a piece of shit who just really craved attention and praise, no matter how he got it. and he'd always run away from every place that didn't give him unquestioning loyalty.
        he built a hugbox around himself and let only the asskissers in.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're stupid. The first step in solving a problem is admitting that you have it and you problem is that you're too stupid to be a full human being.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does someone have a mirror of that video where he complained that people were sending him too many emails?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gotcha

      ?si=k1I6rMgGn1v2W1u9

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I usually spend 6 hours a day corresponding with volunteers to get the assets I need to finish Yandere Simulator
        so much wrong in this one sentence alone

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to finish Yandere Simulator

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6 hours a day telling others to do your work for you
          >0 hours a day to actually work on the game yourself
          How does anyone give this clown money?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't get someone can go up to his audience and say something like that. It's one thing to drop a little white lie regarding the state of the game's development every now and then, but this is on a whole other level.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >someone can go up to his audience and say something like that
            his audience is kids, kids are dumb and dont know anything about game development
            unfortunately for him however, kids grow older.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just surprised he kept the grift going as long as he did.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6 hours a day telling others to do your work for you
          >0 hours a day to actually work on the game yourself
          How does anyone give this clown money?

          Telling other people how to work is a very important job!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Increase Admin
            >Company becomes less efficient
            I don't get it, why do they hire them?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.newyorker.com/books/under-review/the-bullshit-job-boom

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks anon

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're stupid? moronic?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a fricking moron, plain and simple.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you are a stupid moron, next question

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=MVYwzYSBYfUno9AW

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we've been through 2 console generations, 2 smash bros games, 3 pokemon Gens and a new half life game while this shit was in development

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last one is exceptionally impressive.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw sick of hearing about yandev

    Just about another half year and we'll have been talking about this guy and his game for a full decade if not already.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying someone to check there email

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he still here? He even admitted it.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a complete moron giving money to another moron

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why have I paid $5 a month for 7 years for this piece of shit?
    You pushed the subscribe button by accident and forgot?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >26.9% increase in patrons
      Yanchads we're so fricking back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      those ~500 patrons just forgot they're giving him money after 6 years, right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is anyone still giving him money

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So we have Ayano? Duh, you a homosexual??!?!!?!??

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        people who forgot they were subscribed and a few morons who still believe that he will make something

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yandere dev seems like the kind of guy who doesn't flush after he takes a shit so that when he needs to again, he'll have an easier time comparing the last one. Rather than do the sensible thing and focus on the core game, he branches out into all these different directions that don't really matter.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    alex, he was pointing out how it wasnt some big achievement. he was bringing you back to earth for a moment.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >"I would never hire you"
      >"I could have done this in 1999"
      GREAT CRITICISM MIKE!

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy spitballs an idea that basically amounts to "Hitman with a girl" over several Ganker threads
    >sits on his hands for a decade
    Why has no one else just made this game?
    Make it a Deus Ex mod. I don't know.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's honestly not that good of idea. the two themes don't really interact in a way that's fun since in order to do that you need to build a complex system of AI behaviors that a solodev doesn't have time for.
      You're better off making a smaller scale game, but that winds up cutting out a lot of the appeal that the idea originally had. It's why you'll see things like Saiko no Sutaka get completed because the scope is more controlled and focused on a particular component of the yandere theme.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to lean in hard on one or the other, he wanted Hitman mixed with Persona but instead got a weird bastard baby that doesn't really do either right. Social stuff is barely there, unlike Persona your time barely matters since each day is the same, and the schedule of the rivals are so simple that the only way for him to make it so you couldn't just run up and stab them he added an invincible bodyguard that just limits the hitman section of the game since you have to do a very specific set of events to get anywhere.
      A game like Persona where you have like a week to figure out the schedule of a person before you had one day to actually kill them (with a different gameplay style for the assassination sections vs investigations) could be interesting, but you'd need to separate the social and Hitman aspects, which this game doesn't do. The investigating amounts to just standing there, and it's layered in 47 layers of coom to the point where the most efficient form of earning points to buy stuff is panty shots, which just give you a step by step guide as opposed to hints towards certain objects and locations. There's no focus, it's a mess that at best is a decent sandbox to frick around with via easter eggs, horribly optimized, and has one of the worst possible people behind it.
      ANYONE ELSE would've finished the game by now, any reasonable person who've taken the tinybuild partnership as a matter of fact instead of sperging over not being able to understand code, but here we are.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, do you want this game in 2019... or in 2021?

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You did the right thing, OP. At least we got the current demo..

    Thank you

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet if Gankeranons would collaborate again to make their own "Yandere Simulator" it would be done and feature complete in less than a year...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is that Yandere dev will threaten to kill himself if that happens.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        problem?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yan dev didn't do it

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