Why havent they remade it?

Why havent they remade it?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's perfect as is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Mario 64 but it's not perfect
      >unwieldy camera
      >awful slowdown
      >underdeveloped levels
      >bugs (firsties, invisible walls)
      A remake would be awesome assuming the movement is the same

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/GvY58YL.jpg

        Why havent they remade it?

        Rom hackers did it better than they ever could.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got filtered

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Improving all that is what sequels are for and they made plenty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        who are these fricking buttholes who constantly complain about the camera in fricking MARIO games. I had that shit figured out when I was 4.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Modern gamers are weak and can’t deal with any friction in their games be it slightly weird controls or game design challenges

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not challenging to figure out, it's just annoying and clunky to use. Nintendo realised this and never went back to those camera controls again with future titles.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >clunky
            opinion discarded

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              not being able to turn your camera because it collides with geometry is moronic. there's a reason every romhack uses a modified camera

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just step forward, moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is the same person who will praise tank controls in other threads. Make up your mind, homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            motherfricker mario galaxy uses the exact same type of camera for the few areas that let you actually move it and it works just as well there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine. People are way too spoiled for comfort these days.
        >this camera occasionally does something I don't want. The game is ruined!
        It's fine.

        You can modern a completely modern style analogue camera in the PC version anyway, so no excuses.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How long have you been learning English?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oh le no!!!!! you mixed up the word "mod" with "modern" while half heartedly writing a post. I have to call it out because I'm insufferable!
            We done?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post TOEFL score.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know what that is.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are insufferable, that's a pretty big word to know. Good job.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah. I'm insufferable. Not the guy smugfacing over typing errors, as if he never makes a mistake.

                Literally no one thinks you're cool, if you're that person.
                No one would care if you died, frankly.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see why you posted this here, because you can't be down voted. You'd only get up voted there if I had said something racist.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >w-well you'd be downvoted if we were on Reddit!
                Good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>this camera occasionally does something I don't want. The game is ruined!
          Is this what people mean by unwieldy camera? I thought they meant the camera itself is bad throughout the whole game, not that it sucks at moments.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They mean it doesn't have analogue camera control like a modern game.
            The camera isn't even really bad. You're supposed to let it guide you, not try to jerk it around every two seconds like you're playing a shooter, but people aren't accustomed to that now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The camera is mostly fine, you can keep it lakitu down 99% of the time. The main issue is how it catches on and is blocked by level geometry.
            Also if you want to see what's in front of you (tomb raider style camera) you need mario you cam which is right up his ass and not very useful.
            Also it's inconsistent if you have control over the camera, like in parts of the castle and bbh it's fixed

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >mario you cam
              I meant Mario up, I'm phoneposting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sunshine>64

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jetpack-shooter gimmick detracts from platforming, special courses without FLUDD expose how bad the movement is. The only improvement on 64 is Mario is less slidey.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The only improvement on 64 is Mario is less slidey.

            To be fair, that is a *significant* improvement.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sunshine refused to take itself seriously. SM64 was a game for all ages because the game had a cutesy art style but a mostly serious world. Sunshine was a game for toddlers that needed silly characters, wacky physics, and a cartoonish art style to stay interested.

          Galaxy hit the right balance between youthful and serious.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All I want is a 3D Mario game to have the look and mechanics of the 2D games given a third dimension
            >3D Land, 3D World
            Too easy + everything is at right angles. Mario 64 with koopas and fire flowers, is that so hard?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WTF is a "firstie" you little karate Black person?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The first frame in the wallkick window is the only frame to maintain your speed. You're supposed to gradually lose momentum depending on how late you press A, but it's bugged so that every frame except the first will give you the same speed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everyone always complains about the camera and every time i replay it i think: hmm maybe i forgot about the camera being bad, but it really isnt aside from like 2 spots in the whole game, the people that complain about it are probably the type of people that need to constantly move the camera with the right stick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The upstairs levels are pretty shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ugliest fricking level ever

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          please admit that the concept of this level is original, the tiny and huge worlds arent proportional to marios size

          picture pic rel

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They already did that in SML2 tho

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            picrel

            *takes the version no one likes*
            *run all the textures through waifu2x*
            *don't even bother to apply a widescreen hack*

            your remake, ma'am

            That's not even a remake. It's the original game running in an emulator.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It looks fine. How could you possibly think it looks worse than Hazy Maze Cave or Wet Dry World?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The basement levels ain't too hot either, aside from LLL. The early levels carry the game; nothing else ever reaches the heighs of BOB and WF, and the latter half of the game becomes increasingly more of a chore to play. If the star requirement to beat the game weren't so low, there's no way people would rate it so high.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          incredibly filtered, even rainbow ride is great once you don't suck ass at the game and realize you're supposed to skip the autoscroller at the start

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WF is probably the best stage but BOB is bland and flat imo. There's not much in terms of platforming challenge or danger

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            BOB is the best "playground" stage where you can just run around and have fun messing with the moveset. Running, jumping, flying, sliding, shooting out of cannons, discovering the secret warps; as an introduction to 3d platforming, it's perfection.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            BOB is the best "playground" stage where you can just run around and have fun messing with the moveset. Running, jumping, flying, sliding, shooting out of cannons, discovering the secret warps; as an introduction to 3d platforming, it's perfection.

            Yeah, you have to remember BOB was designed with the idea that it would be introducing players to 3D platforming.
            In that context it's impressive how large it is and how many different features it has. It might be one of the best tutorial levels ever.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >SSL
          >LLL
          >DDD
          >BitFS
          >bad
          The only bad level is HMC. It’s the upstairs rooms before TTC that are too abstract.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I explicitly mentioned LLL as an exception, and I'm only focusing on the full-fledged levels, so Bowser's are excluded. The others aren't necessarily bad but they're not particularly good either. A big step down drop from the first third of the game where at least 3/5 levels are really good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Whomps Fortress sux

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only one I didn't like was Snowman's Land because it was too similar to Cool Cool Mountain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not. It's really not. As someone who got the game on launch day, and beat it three days later, 100% a week later, it's not.

      >FPS is too low, needs to be 60fps minimum
      >320x240 lol 4K is the future
      >was apparently missing a bunch of levels and other content because of time constraints
      >lol those textures
      >camera could use some fine-tuning

      With that being said, I still consider it to possibly be the greatest video game ever. SMB1, and Doom are the only other games that can compare.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick off the frame rate is such a non issue and you cant call it lazy since that was the standard back then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's perfect as is
      Correct
      >it has flaws!
      There's beautiful in the imperfections, which wrap it around into perfection

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I hate remakes so much its unreal.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did on DS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's closer to a remaster/port.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And why would you want anything else. A full on remake of either Mario 64 or OoT would frick up their physical mechanics, and for no good reason.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not

        All the game is remade ,the physic is different,the control are different,the levels are less big, 30 new levels (none good)

        One of the 3 worst remake of all time with FF7 and RE4

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely not, it doesn't share any code with the original game and was handmade again from the ground-up for the DS. At its most purist it plays entirely differently and at its most deviant it has a host of new content. Even with a quick glance I'm not sure how you could call the DS version anything other than bespoke.

          It's literally the opposite. DS is a true remake, for better and for worse, what you're asking for is a remaster/port.

          In zoomer's mind anything that doesn't have better-looking graphics isn't a remake.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It does have better graphics.
            Well, it has different graphics anyway. There's more geometry on stuff. Designs are more "on-brand" and standardised. Whether you think that's a travesty is down to opinion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You better have meant to type RE3, you frick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not, it doesn't share any code with the original game and was handmade again from the ground-up for the DS. At its most purist it plays entirely differently and at its most deviant it has a host of new content. Even with a quick glance I'm not sure how you could call the DS version anything other than bespoke.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          man if the game didnt require a run button it would be fricking perfect, i dont know why mario doesnt run by default and have to press y to walk like in half life 1 when you press shift

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the opposite. DS is a true remake, for better and for worse, what you're asking for is a remaster/port.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good, now go eat shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's how Nintendo does all their remakes. And before you say Pokemon that's Game Freak and The Pokemon Company's business, not Nintendo's directly. Same goes with Kirby and Fire Emblem. If you look at actual first party IPs you'd struggle to find any substantial additions in remakes. Zelda and Star Fox on 3DS, for example, are really the same games as on N64 with better graphics and a second screen. If anything Super Mario 64 DS is their boldest remake to date, with three new playable characters and entire new levels.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's shit

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that fake preview of a next console that zoomed out on 128 instances of Peach's castle area from Mario 64 for some reason.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Peach's castle looks neat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=kVZg9x_TfsEw5w-D

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutelly kills me that this trailer is so professionally made and convincing most of the time but then you have that moronic looking mario at the end.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >suddenly i really really want a vr version of metroid prime

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario 128?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake begging should be a crime

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This game is so good it should be made again from the ground up!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo won't be able to match the romhacking internet autists

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, just like with Super Mario World on the SNES.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf mario is woke now???

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no he went to sleep idiot

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did. Twice.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The superior remake already exists, especially once you patch it with the circle pad patch and play it on 3DS.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only way I'd want a remake is if they basically expanded the game to be multiple times as big,
    Although B3313 already gives you that experience.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is B3313?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Romhack that turns Mario 64 into a huge labyrinth of strange worlds and secret passages.
        Designed to resemble a kind of creepypasta, but it's just a cool game in it's own right, regardless of how you feel about that stuff.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it good

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is bad but has some very good elements and could be excellent if remade with its flaws fixed
    >WOW THIS GAME IS SHIT

    >game is good
    REMAKE WHEN? REMAKE REMAKE REMAKE??? ALSO ADD GENDER SLIDERS AND MAKE THE WHITE GUY BLACK AND GAY????

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I don't get. If anything, the Mario game they should remake is Sunshine, if not Super Mario Land, because those could be made significantly better.

      Actually, I do get it. The "remake this now!" crowd are people who sell their old systems, and don't do emulation, so they're basically begging to be allowed to play old games again. Which I find repulsive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Actually, I do get it. The "remake this now!" crowd are people who sell their old systems, and don't do emulation, so they're basically begging to be allowed to play old games again. Which I find repulsive.
        Bingo, this is the unfortunate reality of remakes / ports, and companies like Nintendo, Sega and Capcom are pandering to that market, and not interested in remaking games that were flawed but had room for obvious improvements.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's people trying to destroy your culture and replace it with theirs. Take the hint already.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >historical revisionism of Mario 64
          What are they going to do? Say Bowser did nothing wrong?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with Sunshine? It still looks and plays great

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's clearly rushed in places. Most notably how the last level is kind of half baked.
          It could be tightened up and fleshed out to be a much more spectacular game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You could be right, it's been ages but I don't remember much from that one. I do remember being disappointed by the Bowser fight.
            I also wouldn't mind more blooper racing.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *takes the version no one likes*
    *run all the textures through waifu2x*
    *don't even bother to apply a widescreen hack*

    your remake, ma'am

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shindou version is fricking pathetic, to me it's not specifically the BLJ patch, but the way backward long jumping resets your speed to 0 instead of capping it to a value like 75 or something

      this is something no one else specifically complains about and im aware of that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't someone just port rumble to regular SM64? Or revert some if the changes in the Shindou version

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of hard to compete against autists decompiling and porting your game for internet points

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about that remake made by a bunch of fans who reverse engeniered the game some time ago? I haven't played it yet, but it looks like "SM64 but with better graphics".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a decompilation project ported to pc and other platforms by multiple other projects that you can find graphics mods for. They're all wonderful but I don't think the word remake or remaster really fits here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing itself is an unofficial port, but with the right mods, it can be considered borderline a remake.
        If you've replaced every graphic in the game, and even updated some of the game design, it's pretty much a remake at that point.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuz ppl will buy a whole online subscription service to run a fricking rom of it. you can forget about a remake
    the real question is why would they ever bother?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this boggles my fricking mind people really get excited about the next batch of snes,nes and N64 games coming out for the online service when you can easily emulate all of that shit. and you dont even get to keep the games, you have to be online, why are nintendo fanboys like that?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why has nobody ported it to psx yet

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because even if they made a remake that looked, played, and sounded better in every conceivable way, people would just b***h and moan when it isn't EXACTLY like the N64 game.

    Remember how SM64 speedrunners called 3D All-Stars shit because it wasn't using the speedrun-viable build of SM64, even though they were never gonna use it for speedruns anyways since all runners are expected to use real N64 hardware? It'll be that level of irritating, impossible to please fanboyism times a hundred.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can't. It's just like what's left of Squaresoft. They can't make anything that's close to the quality of their peak games. They're incapable.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    great timing for this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAs3O5CM_3U

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are any of these mods done using the decompilation?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        brodute still uses binary i think

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      been playing this and it's super fun, 100%'d the first floor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what in the flying frick is that horrendous, tone deaf music?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's art. They "explained" the basic concept of music to an AI, didn't let it "listen" to or analyze any and then gave it access to FL Studio. stock presets, no effects, no automation, dynamics not recommended. It's a some weird cross between jazz by non jazz fans, crush 40 and the organ player from a hockey or baseball game. Shouts out to whoever programmed BoobAss

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      human moosic

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't they given Mario a shotgun?

    ?si=yGRQcDtcSvn2yvZ5

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because nintendo realized that morons will buy a rom file of it for $60 just because it's "limited time"

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They did remake it, and added a bunch of bullshit because modern Nintendo just can't help themselves.
    I think OOT is the singular remake in the past 20 years they didn't add/remove content from, its all just visual stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I think OOT is the singular remake in the past 20 years they didn't add/remove content from, its all just visual stuff.
      If you played the 3DS version and used any of the touch screen controls to equip items that could not be mapped to C buttons in the N64 version, you did not play the game. Yes I'm specifically calling out Iron Boot shitters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you did not play the game
        Good riddance. I'll be switching my boots with the touch screen, kthxbai

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there was no way to equip it the regular way, my real problem was the majora mask remake holy shit did the frick up the zora swiming, now its fricking tedious to swim in that game, plus the fricked with the bosses, now they have an eyeball weak point and completely ruined the second boss the big bull thing that you had to chase now you have to make it trip, stop take the mask off and shoot at it with arrows, thats fricking lame

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OOT isn't a remake. And it still added content.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >OOT isn't a remake
        Yeah making the game again isn't a remake

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't made again. It was ported. And still added new content in the form of a boss rush.
          Unlike SM64DS which was made again.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A port implies they got the existing source code for the N64 game and, well, ported it to the 3DS; that is absolutely not the case, not least because the last thing any young programmer at Nintendo circa 2011 wanted to do is interpret someone else's (likely poorly-documented and commented) microcode for a completely different architecture and entirely rework the backend to fit all these modern features and APIs, when they could just produce all the desired effects more quickly and with less debugging by writing what they want from scratch.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >A port implies they got the existing source code for the N64 game and, well, ported it to the 3DS
              Yes, this is exactly what they did. We know because they talked about how they used the source code in interviews, how much its structure impressed them, and why they decided to leave in the fun glitches from the original codebase, which you can check out yourself if you play it.

              It would have been far more difficult to try to recreate the game from scratch, and I'm telling you as someone who's been doing significant work on the PC port. They did overhaul the graphics themselves anyway, which would have let them rely significantly less on needing to do much of anything with N64 microcode than otherwise (the audio would have likely been the trickiest thing to do faithfully), and the codebase we have at least is highly flexible and frankly much easier to work with than something like Source Engine. The game is so full of 'little details' that would absolutely have been completely lost were it to be rewritten from scratch, so it's a good thing the original sources are preserved in so many different ways.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous Magnate

                All I know is, the actual unironic 60FPS source code port of SM64 to the 3DS is an absolutely glorious experience. Possibly the definitive way to play the game in handheld form. Played on an N3DS/N2DS with the c-stick nub, it is fricking wonderful.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They compiled it for Vita as well and it's equally good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it added a boss rush mode, (and it was pretty cool)

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They already did a major revisit to it on the ds, but ignoring that fact it's not in keeping with their extremely sparing treatment of mainline zelda and mario entries. When you only release 1 new 3d mario per gen and maybe an expansion companion sequel, a 64 remake just doesn't justify itself, they'd be cheapening the brand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is assuming a full fleged capital R remake and not just a remaster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok then do mario 65

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would design it to be a lot like Vexx. Levels would lead into other levels all the time. It really scratches some itch you didn't know existed. Banjo-Tooie did this too, and I think gamers recognize it there and really like that.

    When you think about Mario 64, you might not place it, but it has some metroidvania elements. What with unlocking new caps, which are of course take players outside some levels. The most iconic is probably staring at the sunlight for the flying cap, but another one was the metal cap which had you come out the waterfall outside in the moat.

    I like the idea of the original DS version prototype, where it had possible co-op with the four/five characters. Would love to bring that back, with more power ups/ and caps. More cohesive worlds that blend into one another routinely. There should be a final gauntlet level after the last Bowser, it's customary in all Mario games, but Mario 64 lacked it originally.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its perfect as it's

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its the citizen kain of mario games, they dont dare to touch it not that it needs a remake, only homosexual zoomers like remakes

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thank christ they haven't

    >c&d the Render96 project
    >remake it so it looks like every other mario game
    >probably base it of SM64DS

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The remake released 20 years ago

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for kaze's hack
    im gonna think of it as the lost levels 64

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never played the first 63, should I start with this one or from the beginning?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They did, countless times, last one is called Mario Odyssey.

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