Why is Cloud like this bros?

Why is Cloud like this bros?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is, much like OP, a homosexual

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man's secure enough about his masculinity to wear a dress without fear

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't remotely pass
    >gets picked anyway
    Really jogging my noggin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How dare you dead name Thunderhead!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever it takes to frick Tifa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whatever it takes to frick Tifa.
      Maxing her disposition score and then spending the night together before the Northern Crater

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sure is cozy.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud gets to frick a girl who is 16 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
    >Cloud gets to be BLACKED by some buff dude 14 years older than him
    >Cloud gets to yiff with a big cat
    >Cloud CANNOT frick an anime pretty boy
    >Cloud CANNOT frick a robot
    What did Square Enix mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gets to frick a girl who is 16 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
      gets to be BLACKED by some buff dude 14 years older than him
      gets to yiff with a big cat
      Cloud cannot do any of those things in Final Fantasy 7.
      Rule34 isnt canon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played Rebirth yet but I was looking up the date night mechanics and it says Cloud gets to have "intimate conclusions" with everyone except Vincent, Cid, and Cait.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie there's a joke date with Barrett in the original I'm 99.99% sure it's alluding to that

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with a little crossdressing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A woman shall not wear a man's clothing, nor shall a man put on a woman's garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the Lord your God.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bible also says wearing clothes made out of multiple material mixed together is also a abomination to god.
        Check the tag on your shirt if it isnt all made from the same material youre going to hell.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. hasn't read the Old Testament
          I used to say what you just said when I was an atheist, too. The prohibition is against wearing a garment made of mixed linen and wool, which was specifically referring to the ephod of the high priest. If you're a profane commoner, don't put on the sacred garb. Doesn't say abomination (that term is generally reserved for sexual immorality or eating unclean things), or anything about going to Hell (the punishments for breaking laws in Leviticus were generally being put to death)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >put to death
            Jesus literally told the israelites to stop throwing stones (which likely would have resulted in death if not severe injury) at a woman who cheated on her husband. So, anon, are you israeli or Christian?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody on this role playing video game subforum wants to hear about your israelite fanspiction. Clutch pearls elsewhere.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >/vrpg/ has always been a crossdressing board
          OK, troony.

          >put to death
          Jesus literally told the israelites to stop throwing stones (which likely would have resulted in death if not severe injury) at a woman who cheated on her husband. So, anon, are you israeli or Christian?

          He didn't command them "Stop! The law no longer applies!", He told them that he who is without sin should cast the first stone, to promote self-reflection.
          Not gonna derail the thread further. I will continue to enjoy FF7 and to not play the "remakes".

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    those damn illuminatis and their dresses

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They frick in Rebirth.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >christcuck derailing
    >>>/x/

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