>2024 >LAN
I can't even remember the last time i saw a game that shipped with local network. was it starcraft 2? no wait they already stopped putting LAN in games by then
homie I do a yearly "lan party". Because of programs you poster, lan is dead.
The last game that worked in our rotation was Killing floor 1.
We all just hook up to the internet and play that way now.
I can literally still do that even while pirating the game. Online multiplayer worked with Stranger of Paradise because EGS online security is so full of fricking holes that it can be used to drain pasta.
You post that like US isn't worse.
Reminder that the government put radioactive material in school lunches to test the effect of long term radioactive contamination.
>It might shatter your entire world.
No, you just have not grown up yet. You are still in high school and believe you are the only who knows how bad the world is from everyone else. The fact is everyone else already knows, and you're a shut-in who thinks he has a high IQ in noticing things others dont. You are a babe in toy land who has not come to terms that the world wants us all dead so the rich and powerful can prosper alone.
Vaccines in general do work, the Earth isn't flat, climate change is real and no politician will ever fight for the regular man and win because you rather vote for some orange moron who will make any policies to try and stay in office like taking away civil rights.
You are literally sub human, and should be exterminated. Just so you're aware, everyone laughs at you.
>climate change
climate is a statistic >orange man bad
Remember this video:
At some point you will regret what you wrote.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I accept you concession sub-human.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
make a backup of that post and keep it somewhere.
it's the whole truth.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
in general do work >false
The moron should look into the start of vaccines with Jenner.
There is a book that has all the documentation, and this documentation shows that vaccines are bullshit and nonsense, plus Jenner caused the first neurologically damaged vaccine victim, which makes the rest ultra funnies.
When the start of something is nonsense, everything EVERYTHING that followed afterwards is also nonsense.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Can you explain what you think this except proves?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
read the book.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Jenner did not fully understand the underlying mechanisms of his work.
I have a big surprise for you, no one does when they're making discoveries, we figure out the underlying mechanisms of what they were doing after and usually their initial ideas were flawed. That's how everything worked.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the underlying mechanisms
underLIEing >it's infectious >oh weird, it doesn't work
many cases
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>oh weird, it doesn't work >many cases
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
control experiments are very important.
So that's a no then?
are you too lazy to read the book that documents your vaccine bullshit? >we
kys you fricking fraud
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I personally won't be able to finish what appears to be a pretty dense 500+ page book before the thread is dead, but if you'd be so kind as to summarise the context of that except, perhaps we could have a more productive conversation than we have had thus far
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>conversation
I don't have a conversation.
I'm not posting this for you.
I'm posting it for anyone that's actually interested in truth.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
poisons, very weird.
why doesn't lab infection work?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh I see. My mistake, I had assumed you were posting in good faith, I now see that you are just a mewling moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>good faith
says the one giving people poisons non-stop.
knowingly.
let's hope you are just moronic and took the covid vaxx.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're literally too stupid to understand how blocks fit into holes, nobody cares what you think, time to hide the thread and move on
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>oh weird, it doesn't work >many cases
This is how they the scientific method was back then.
It's basically impossible that he was lying because scientists have been building off ideas of vaccination and through this iterative process have made inoculations that have rendered entire viruses extinct.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>virus >extinct >basically impossible
Jenner was a moron and a fraud (assuming he even existed).
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Polio, smallpox, reduction of child mortality, improved life expectancy, enabling organ transplantation, cancer treatments and teherapies that suppress the immune system. (without vaccination these would be too risky to pull off), global travel, (there's a reason they want you vaccinated before you go overseas), economic development from people not getting sick all the time, virology, molecular biology, biotech.
But I guess none of these things are real. Fricking moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>cancer treatments
lmao
it's poison.
where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
it's coming.
And you will hope that the masses won't string you up, as you should be.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
soon
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You don't even understand the logic of what I just said? You have no reading comprehension
You're literally skimming these articles that think they prove your point, you aren't even reading them aren't you?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Don't try to project, you already told me that you don't want to read a book.
Knowingly.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
1.That wasn't me
2. wtf do you think THIS proves?
You're literally a fricking schizo that thinks everything isn't real.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>that that wasn't me >I'm just shilling the same way
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>good faith
says the one giving people poisons non-stop.
knowingly.
let's hope you are just moronic and took the covid vaxx.
>where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
soon
>cancer treatments
lmao
it's poison.
where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
it's coming.
And you will hope that the masses won't string you up, as you should be.
the difference is in US a stolen election is still being investigated regardless of what Biden the mummy says while in China you can't even say out of laud your goverment is corrupt. Idiot
because all memes are dirty fricking disgusting prostitutes who have no loyalty, they just go wherever they feel like and pick up all kinds of diseases on the way.
>government put radioactive material in school lunches
That was during the 40s and 50s at a single school for mentally handicapped kids and less than 100 kids in total. So yeah, not as bad as China doing fricked up stuff in the modern day to hundreds of thousands of people.
the funny thing is that these drones would work in china, but as soon as you deployed them in a western country c**ts like me would just shoot them down with airguns. shit, even if they confiscated stuff i'd still throw rocks at them until their propellers got chipped enough to crash.
It's absolutely real. I saw a video of them skinning a dog alive and then boiling him. And they call us ghosts because they believe we are soulless automatons.
Why do you care? Eating animals in general is morally wrong because we don’t need to kill and eat animals to survive. Eating animals in the modern world is done solely for pleasure. If you don’t believe animals have rights then you should have zero problems with this.
The western virtue signaling about animal welfare is dishonest. You don’t care about animals otherwise you would go vegan and the overwhelming majority of westerners are not vegan
wrong. meat has a ton of nutrients that we humans literally can't do without. that's why tiny homosexual onions-looking vegan homosexuals look the way they do. in fact, they are so malnourished that they most likely wouldn't be able to work a field and plant the plants they need in order to survive.
>nutrients
false >but also the tasty antibiotics
yes, yes
actually what you are missing out is minerals. Minerals should be inside regular foods, but isn't anymore.
Animals get the minerals, otherwise they get sick, hint hint
nice roundabout way of saying i'm right. you went full circle, there.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Actually no.
You get tons of garbage with animals, you are also supporting torturing animals, which is evil.
You don't need to eat animals for minerals.
I explained what the actual problem is.
but keep on slurping up antibiotics, believing that this wouldn't frick you up.
animal proteins are necessary for a healthy human diet, no wonder all vegan rats are mentally ill and/or malnourished
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
false. >malnourished >uhhh tasty antibiotics
ANTI-BIOTICS LITERALLY MEANS ANTI-LIFE, you fricking bafoon
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
nice arguments you fricking homosexual, also thanks for proving that vegans are mentally ill, cause you're clearly that
>ANTI-BIOTICS LITERALLY MEANS ANTI-LIFE, you fricking bafoon
then eat bacteria you actual subhuman
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
no, you eat mentally ill and you deserve what's coming. >uh weird that I got cancer >can't be the animals I eat >uhhhh evil bacteria
without bacteria you would be dead, moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
please tell me you're a hindoo subhuman
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you are evil.
animals have souls, you don't.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>PLS DONT EAT THE MOTHER COW SAAR MOTHER COW PROVIDES MILK AND SHIT FOR BHARAT TO EAT SAAR
fricking lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you are not helping your case
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
animals are better than indians and Black folk, true who are both subhuman
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you have no soul.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
pajeet brown subhumans don't, that's correct.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
their immunesystem must be incredible though all this hardship
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah and they're born with cool mutations like these unlike those bloody benchod westerners who clean themselves
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>genetic
You mean Bill Gates vaccines.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Geese can be real buttholes, they dont really make good pets. this one acts like it was raised with ducks
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>without bacteria you would be dead, moron.
This explains why Indians drink water straight from the Ganges
Why do pcbros always lie about this? Tencent controls a 40% stake, Disney owns 5%, Sweeney still holds the majority controlling stake of the company. Unlike Valve Epic barely even works with China. Epic shutdown Fortnite: China because they Sweeney didn't want to keep complying with regulators rather than giving in
The epic store doesn't have the same features as steam
also I've already amassed my collection on steam since 2004 so why would I change when I only lose features?
Who gives a shit about that either?
It's not like free game beggars we're ever going to buy games anyway, just look at how it worked out for Epic, people with accounts consisting of only freebie games
Also, who the frick is personally invested in Steam's popularity, you sound like a strawman
theres a difference between a publisher putting their games out for free for a limited period to boost player activity and hope for a boost in MTX sales and the storefront cutting deals with devs to please, please, please let us sell your games for free to draw in customers, i swear, two more weeks and the store will take off and you will be flooded with sales
good
competition means that valve will have to try even harder to get on my good side. for a moment i was worried i might start getting banned for spamming slurs in their games
I won't install their shit, just as I will never install any EA, blizztard or nogi-soft launchers.
Just frick off with your 'required' storefront dataminers and give me the exe, or suffer pirating.
I'm not against free games at all, I take GOG's free games all the time. EGS, as a service, just fricking sucks and I don't want to be tied to it in any way, shape or form.
I think EA itself has given DA:I away for free before. It was a cancelled MMO converted into a subpar singleplayer RPG written by a bunch of gay leafs. Even Gaider quit after he left that one floating in the bowl.
Losers who married their steam accounts experiencing cost-sink fallacy, I use both but there’s nothing wrong with Epic, you don’t even have to use the launcher you can double click the exe and it just works
Such as? All you need in a game store is the ability to buy games which both have. The point is not the launcher itself having some bullshit badges you can buy to decorate your profile or whatever the frick other periphery bullshit nobody cares about. The ideal games launcher is one you never have to see unless you go to the store to buy a specific game
steam provides on site reviews that require you to own the game, unlike metacritic which allows anyone to spam alt accounts for any game.
this ALONE puts it far above epic.
but the true appeal of steam is that it has everything you could need or want in one place. not like id expect an epic shill to understand.
>yes, these reviews are very useful
except that Valve can remove any NEGATIVE review they want to, they just call it "review bombing"
They only do that for and I quote negative reviews. Positive reviews can not be review bombing and thus are never removed *shilling* >the opinion of other people (shills) is important for me
NPC
1. Steam only removes reviews that directly break TOS.
2. Yes, the opinions of other people are important. Still laughing at overwatch 2 releasing on a platform that isn't a Blizzard echochamber only to remain with negative ratings to this day.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
False.
They remove reviews when it goes against their bottom line (MONEY), unless it takes out Snoy or other corporations.
That's also why they censor games like Hatred (doesn't sell a lot), but don't censor GTA 5 (tons of monies).
>muh review bomb flags are LE EVIL!!!
clearly you've never seen what happens when the chinese are made even remotely upset.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it's fine when my beloved Valve censors reviews, because uhhhhh China!!!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Unironically yes.
If we can't fix the issue of the chinese government intentionally letting these morons out on to OUR internet we should make their opinions not count.
The Nip TF2 community have to almost exclusively play LANs to get away from chinks.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>our internet
frick off, American. You are the snake. >the bots in TF2 are Chinese
lmao
there wouldn't be any bots without the shitty loot boxes made by Valve
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the bots in TF2 are Chinese
Genuinely
I bet the Nips would RATHER have a bot issue than Chinks.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you dont get it, all it takes is giving one minor balance nerf to a chinese legend inspired character to make them flood a game with tens of thousands (possibly even hundreds of thousands) negative reviews.
[...]
OH MY GOOOOD
You mean when I enter my birth year to look at an M rated game... STEAM STORES THAT INFORMATION???
AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
Is this how you are trying to cope over your corporation being the problem?
Black person you're moronic, of course Steam has your card information if you FRICKING BUY A GAME FROM THEM WITH YOUR FRICKING CARD YOU FRICKING moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
See:
Is this what a zoomer who worships steam looks like?
>birth year
I admit it is reaching here however: >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
This is wrong you moronic zoomeroid.
Back in the day you did go to a physical store and did buy a game that you owned on a CD or cartridge.
And the game did not phone home to the store to let you play it.
This is what was lost when the DRM digital stores started.
>AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you.
>Epic is is using Google Chrome, that's very bad and insecure and I don't trust Google >but when Valve is using Google Chrome, it's totally secure and great and trustworthy, because they force me to the latest Microsoft spyware
I have never participated in a Steam hardware survey because when you look at the data it uploads it's a folder scan of various parts of your machine.
Gaben is not your friend, Steam is not the answer to PC gaming.
Steam literally carried PC gaming when everyone was abandoning it because "pc's are dead, consoles are the future! Besides, who would want to put games on PC? They're all dirty pirates who never buy games, releasing a game for PC is suicide!"
and that forced you to play non-Valve games on Steam, how exactly?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
by establishing an illegal monopoly and creating a cult, where the cultists will defend the shitty DRM client at all costs >waaahhhhh I don't want ANOTHER account >waaahhhhh I want my achievements!!! >waaahhhhh I want my thumbnails that I can sell for 3 cents
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>by establishing an illegal monopoly
When did Valve establish a monopoly?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
when they enforced it through illegal means.
Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
It was a scam.
It's like one of these Switch games, that are sold physically, but in the end it's a digital code for the Switch store.
Nintendo doesn't pull that shit.
And Nintendo demands that publishers who are this scummy, that they print it in big letters on the cover that they are scamming people.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>when they enforced it through illegal means.
How? When did Valve prevent you from buying games from anywhere but Steam? >Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
Okay and?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>How? >Okay and???
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical. >It was a scam.
YES.
This remember this.
It was 2004 and it was a nasty surprise for everyone (zoomers do not remember this).
2004 was the year everyone made up their own DRM solution. Steam was valves DRM solution for their games not a store.
Remember the online DRM for Earth 2160? Because I do and it died hard taking the game with itself.
Then steam decided to add other games and turned itself into a """"""store"""""" Nothing about this is OK.
Daily reminder that you can play Half-Life 1 legally forever since it is a real game on a real CD.
Half-Life 2 is a DRM shit that requires the most new steam DRM launcher or it will not start. The launcher updates.
You need to get a new OS from Microsoft to play this game.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
and they got Steamies by using a walking simulator, with the priority for graphics.
It's poetic.
>but but but physics
physics gimmick
lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>and they got Steamies by using a walking simulator
You are talking about Half-Life 2?
>and they got Steamies
Half Life fanboys where always very autistic and strange. Even when HL1 was out. And HL1 is not a good game.
>and they got Steamies
No I think they got steamies by having payed shills spam the internet forums of its time with steam propaganda
>STEAM IS SO GREAT! >SAVIOR OF THE PC! >I LOVE STEAM! >STEAM SALES!
And people where literally laughing at their moronation
>I do not want to go to the physical store I want to download my games over the internet super fast and convenient
Do you also not go to the store to buy food? Because you need to get food at some point, can get a game at the same time. >Noo internet downloads are better. >Oh boy I can not wait to sit in front of my computer for 3h to download this new game instead of moving my ass, get some exercise and getting it installed in 1h including trip and installation (15 minutes max)
Steam is the downfall of gaming. It is getting worse and worse.
You will own nothing and you will be happy.
Literally.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
they sell games in your grocery stores?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Of course, why not?
Look up argos.co.uk
They are even selling games for dirt cheap sometimes.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
they sell games in your grocery stores?
>they sell games in your grocery stores?
Ok zoomeroid.
I explain this to you.
I walk to this place to buy food like bread (1 venue) and other things to eat (#2 venue) like pizza or fruits.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_center
There is also another venue #3 that is literally 3 minutes walk from the place where I buy food in this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_center
where I can look at games and buy some.
Do zoomers not understand what this place in stranger things was?
https://strangerthings.fandom.com/wiki/Starcourt_Mall
You can even find restaurants there who are their own thing to literally eat food (this was a plot in stanger things).
Or other venues who sell other things like insurance or power tools.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You are talking about Half-Life 2?
yes, Half-Life "games" are literally walking simulators.
You walk from point A to point B to point C. >Half-Life 2 box
exactly, what an honest company would have done is put the whole game in there, but nope. >Sorry, lol you bought this, but you must install Steam now!!!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>Half-Life 2 box >exactly, what an honest company would have done is put the whole game in there, but nope.
, lol you bought this, but you must install Steam now!!!
The best part? >LOL 100 of the game is on the CDs. >HOWEVER we added 0.001% of super special DRM code that must authenticate you with our DRM steam server LOL.
Daily reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
>Also you need to make an account with our DRM server now
Fricken scam.
>are literally walking simulators.
HL2 is better then HL1 who is crap. HL1 is true garbage.
>Oh you walked into that room >LOL you explode, the room is full of bombs >[search for other exit since you think this is a way in gaming to tell you you can not go there ] >[there is no other exit] >LOL actually you need to borderline glitch jump while save scumming to reach that door. >LOL yea this is the real solution.
HL1 is garbage.
The HL1 fanbase is very autistic even back then >OH MY GOD GORDON NEVER SPEAKS!
Dude I did not notice. I do not know how this is a good thing. >OH MY GOD THE CAMERA NEVER GETS AWAY FROM GORDONS EYES!
Dude I did not notice. I do not know how this is a good thing.
Very autistic.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Daily reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
Yeah, you also have to add code to your game since they naturally have none in there.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them. >Yeah, you also have to add code to your game since they naturally have none in there.
The most moronic DRM gay cope.
>You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
This is literally impossible a game who has zero lines of code is not a game.
>You must add
Cool lert see reality. >Make game >Test if it works it works >Did not add DRM >Copy gets out everyone can make a copy from it
It is a unnatural, not needed for working of the game code part.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?
LOL the cope. >So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?
No. Why should they? They can be added or not. The point is that there is no reason for DRM to be added to the game for it to function 100%.
See every pirated game version.
DRM only exists to restrict you from launching a game since it needs to phone home to check if you are allowed to play it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So we agree that music and graphics are on the same level as DRM, got it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>So we agree that music and graphics are on the same level as DRM
No moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>Also you need to make an account with our DRM server now >Fricken scam.
FOR A SINGLE PLAYER GAME
SINGLE PLAYER
meanwhile Steamdrones: >but muh Snoy with their MULTIPLAYER demanding an ACCOUNT that's UNACCEPTABLE
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>OH MY GOD GORDON NEVER SPEAKS! >very autistic
Yes, I'm autistic and even I feel uncomfortable when Gordon acts like a full on schizo moron autismo and everyone acts as if Gordon was a regular human, which he clearly isn't.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>and even I feel uncomfortable when Gordon acts like a full on schizo moron autismo and everyone acts as if Gordon was a regular human, which he clearly isn't.
I mean in HL2 it is comical.
Everyone acts like he is god incarnate and a 4000IQ genius for plugging in a cable to get the teleporter working that all the guys who invented it where unable to realize.
> I feel uncomfortable
It feels cringe. Because either everyone in the HL world is moronic or they think Gordon is moronic and are praising the moron for doing trivial things.
>which he clearly isn't.
It is a unnatural way of speaking. When hey never ask him where he was or what he is doing and he never answers.
It was 2004 so we did not expect a lot from game plots or interactivity. However in contrast Halo 1 CE on PC has MC speaking very little however he speaks when it is needed and the camera moves when needed.
I find it a great way to tell a story.
HL gays however think this autistic obsession with never speaking or never lifting the camera from the eyes of the player character is pinnacle writing or something. They are fricked like this.
Doom guy never spoke or detached his camera from his eyes however you do not see people sperging out over this.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>DUDE WHY DOES DOOMGUY JUST RUN AND KILL ZOMBIES WHY DOESN'T HE COMMENT ABOUT THE TERRORS HE'S FACING AND THE DEATH AROUND HIM HES SO PSYCHOPATHIC HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Imagine this:
>"Oh Gordon, finally. I thought you were dead. So glad you are alive"
(stares autistically, without saying a word) >"Yes, Gordon, brilliant. That's it"
(continues staring)
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Steamie: THAT'S LITERALLY ME, except that no one cares if I'm alive or not, but I'm a scientist myself, I can plug in this power cord.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>>"Oh Gordon, finally. I thought you were dead. So glad you are alive" >(stares autistically, without saying a word) >>"Yes, Gordon, brilliant. That's it" >(continues staring)
This is why the HL protasgonist is some cringe autistic.
Also HL2 dialog bends over backwards
No one literally asks >WTF!? Gordon?! Where where you?! >>(stares autistically, without saying a word)
Because this natural reaction breaks the HL autism so no one can say this.
VS >WTF!? Gordon?! Where where you?!
[Game gives you a fallout 3 or New Vegas box to chose your responce]
1)I don't want to talk about this
2) Shut the frick up
3)Shh not now they are listening
4)YOU ARE THE ENEMY!
5)I don't know
6)Something with a guy and lights
7)I have no idea
8) This is what I want to know myself
9) [scream in panic and fear]
10) You are hereby arrested by the combine police traitor!
Talk about:
[...]
Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
>Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Exactly.
You CAN't say a word, unless you literally speak, and if you do, you are even more mentally ill and the Valve troons.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>OH MY GOD GORDON NEVER SPEAKS! >very autistic
Yes, I'm autistic and even I feel uncomfortable when Gordon acts like a full on schizo moron autismo and everyone acts as if Gordon was a regular human, which he clearly isn't.
Because a character like gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You), dumb morons.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>self insert >acts full on autistic and crazy as well as psychotic
that doesn't work. >while everyone acts extremely positively
I get the feeling that they are all afraid of Gordon.
Imagine Gordon with a blood dripping crowbar, looking full on autistic crazy.
Yeah, they are all afraid of Gordon and don't want to get murdered by the Valve schizo.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
how to do that properly, look at Zelda.
Link doesn't act like an autistic schizo.
[...] >oh noes the poor donkey >but when I don't see animal suffering, it tastes great
that shit head should kill himself
Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>don't do anything >he stares into the abyss, Friday the 13th style >as crazy as you do
also >I I totally don't kill any enemy in that walking simulator
doubt.jpg
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
>don't do anything >he stares into the abyss, Friday the 13th style >as crazy as you do
also >I I totally don't kill any enemy in that walking simulator
doubt.jpg
Serious question did HL gays ever play other games? Like fallout 3?
Or fallout new Vegas?
Yes new Vegas is better here.
>Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
There is no choice to go crazy lunatic and start killing the humans.
There is no option to join the evil combine and rat out the humans.
There are no options to say crazy or moronic things and get different outcomes unlike in new vegas...
There are no options to say deeply disturbing things that will still not break your alliance with a faction however make them see you as crazy or wrong.
There are no options to say nice things that will make a faction like you more.
>>n that walking simulator
HL is not a walking simulator it is a linear shooter with a pre determined outcome to the story, exactly like halo 1.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>walking simulator >linear shooter
one and the same
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
how to do that properly, look at Zelda.
Link doesn't act like an autistic schizo.
>torture animals slowly before theyre killed
literal bugpeople
>oh noes the poor donkey >but when I don't see animal suffering, it tastes great
that shit head should kill himself
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>when I don't see animal suffering
do they actually suffer though?
we bolt the animal in the head and it dies instantly
i guess you can argue that their living conditions suck, but then you can just buy grass fed meat
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>animals are stupid and don't notice that they are killed by psychos >grass fed means great living conditions
why don't you eat grass?
maybe we will let you out every other day for a bit until you get killed.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
humans can't digest grass dummy!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Because a character like gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You), dumb morons.
ever did feel right.
>gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You)
This can not work in any traditional game, like EVER this would require you to literally have some RPG system where you literally can give yourself 10 in every category and this can make the game trivial or impossible to beat. Also the game literally must trust you to be honest. >While yes I won the world boxing 20 times in a row and am a master hacker in my free time while also being a expert sniper who mastered every weapon known to man!
>is supposed to be a self insert
OK.
Look at fallout 3. My character does not speak however I can chose what to say to other characters who respond to me saying this.
>is supposed to be a self insert
Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation. You literally can not simply decide to be yourself if you literally are a master of every weapon known to man, you must work in the limited RPG system of fallout 3 with a limit on points.
>is supposed to be a self insert
Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation.
This does not work, unless you IRL actually know how to shoot a gun you should have no skill in guns in that game same for HL yet you have.
You also have only skill with the in game guns so if the game does not have the AK-47 that you mastered only some SF gun then it is not you.
>is supposed to be a self insert
Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation. What if I spend my life mastering truck driving and can drive and park a truck in reverse like a GOD? There is no truck driving in fallout or HL.
> to be a self insert for (You),
I do not think about games in this way and I do not like gordon being made in this way.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
[...]
Serious question did HL gays ever play other games? Like fallout 3?
Or fallout new Vegas?
Yes new Vegas is better here.
>Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
There is no choice to go crazy lunatic and start killing the humans.
There is no option to join the evil combine and rat out the humans.
There are no options to say crazy or moronic things and get different outcomes unlike in new vegas...
There are no options to say deeply disturbing things that will still not break your alliance with a faction however make them see you as crazy or wrong.
There are no options to say nice things that will make a faction like you more.
>>n that walking simulator
HL is not a walking simulator it is a linear shooter with a pre determined outcome to the story, exactly like halo 1.
>uses bethesda fallout as an example
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>uses bethesda fallout as an example
YES.
Now what?
It literally has dialog and the protagonist does not speak (unlike fallout 4) The dialog choices are also let you do lots of decisions (unlike fallout 4) and it is a FPS (unlike Fallout 1 and 2)
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Steam is the downfall of gaming. It is getting worse and worse.
Dumb frick. Steam literally carried gaming. Through 2000's PC gaming was being declared "dead" with consoles getting preferential treatment, and studios abandoned or ignored PC gaming because "PC gamers are pirates and never buy games, releasing a game for PC is suicide" then steam turned the tide around to more games releasing and getting ported to PC because it showed companies PC gamers are in fact interested in buying games. Without steam pc gaming would either be barren as frick with only releases to look forward to being mom games and point and click titles, or we'd be using games for windows live instead.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
LMAO >yes, PC gaming was totally dead >Half-Life 2 was the only game released on PC
LMAO >not like it's dead nowadays
it actually is, thanks to ~~*Valve*~~
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Dumb frick.
Eat shit moron.
> Steam literally carried gaming.
It literally did not.
And no everyone deciding to abandon their own moronic DRM server to go to steams DRM is not carrying gaming since in a sane world the government would have stopped DRM right there and now. It did not.
> Steam literally carried gaming.
Nice propaganda you keep on repeating.
> PC gaming was being declared "dead" with consoles getting preferential treatment
LOL no one cares what some jurnos say.
>"PC gamers are pirates
Ok so you support tyranny and not PIRACY AKA gamers freedom. Good to know.
> then steam turned the tide around
WTF Literally how? You can still pirate steam games???? WTF are you saying you self contradicting moron.
Info for the watchers I encountered this repeated identical propaganda so many times that I know how it fails.
>t showed companies PC gamers are in fact interested in buying games
AHAHAHAHA.
And these companies did not know this????
From their own sales data from brick and mortar stores and the publishers who did give them this data?
Or from the profits they made????
WTF you moron! This is the most moronic shit I have ever read.
>. Without steam pc gaming
No NO NO.
PC gaming was fine see Homeworld 1 and 2 literally a PC exclusive with ZERO console ports. No DRM on CDs.
What publishers wanted is more control and the internet gave it to them so they can have DRM in their games and the games phone home to spy and give you the privilege of playing it.
>to being mom games
The frick? Is homeworld or carmageddon a mom game?
>or we'd be using games for windows live instead.
AH yes. The >Other DRM platforms where worse then steam so therefore steam is the best
Argument.
>and point and click titles
Imagine writing this.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I figured a shitskin like you wouldn't understand my point at all. Homeworld 1 and 2 & carmageddon are old-ass games from before steam started taking off. The PC community was cucked out of all kinds of games through the 2000's or only given awful pity ports because PC gaming was considered dead and all pc gamers were considered dirty pirates not worth supporting. Do you know why Saints Row 1, Darkness 1 or the first mercenaries game was released on consoles only? Or why only the first gears of war game had a windows release? Because PC gaming was getting ignored and abandoned by studios that were favoring consoles and thought them immune to piracy. Only through games for windows live and then steam PC started getting more attention.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Homeworld 1 and 2 & carmageddon are old-ass games >Homeworld 2 is a old-ass games
AHHAHAHAAH
Homeworld 2 relese date 2003
HL2/Steam relese date 2004!
AHAHAHAHAH
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So homeworld 2 released before steam was even a thing? Thanks for proving my point. Homeworld 2 was the black sheep of the franchise (before homeworld 3 at least) so definitely not a pillar of pc gaming. Still not acknowledging or deboonking what I actually said btw.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>deboonking what I actually said btw.
It is already debunked on all levels.
>Homeworld 2 is le old
It literally released 1 year before steam.
It literally was for PC only. >Noo everyone has abandoned PC gaming for consoles only steam saved it!
You propaganda is wrong.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Homeworld 1 (1999) and 2 (2003) >argument for stability of PC market in early 10's
zoomer
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
LMAO >yes, PC gaming was totally dead >Half-Life 2 was the only game released on PC
LMAO >not like it's dead nowadays
it actually is, thanks to ~~*Valve*~~
>LMAO
This is why I keep on debating steam fanboys they are the most moronic and pathetic there is.
Who cares about DA:I in 2024? I already made the mistake of trying it ages ago when it came out because a friend of mine kept shilling it.
If there's a game I actually want to play, I'll buy and play it. I have 0 interest in free games released 5+ years ago 99% of the time unless it's something I missed.
Honestly, I just think Epic's annoying as hell, with several things being missing on their launcher.
I don't even like Steam, but at least it's easier to use that shit.
Also, no one likes forced exclusivity, which EGS has done repeatedly.
If you're talking about the steam client itself, no, Valve is an actual company with an actual business so there's no real incentive for datamining.
To the point that it's a cliche that stupid people will intentionally admit that they intend on maliciously using your data by erroneously stacking Valve on "companies that collect your data".
You reaaaaally think they collect all that detailed year in review data for funsies?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's an opt-in feature. when we talk about data mining they usually just do it because you use their service.
this goes for the vast majority of software you use
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You mean all the data that's on your public steam account that you can review at any time at
https://help.steampowered.com/en/accountdata
Getting a game off EGS is worse than the experience you have pirating it, so what games that are worth playing & have added functionality has timmy given us?
The best thing he's given is the Town of Salem 2 premium pack and I just linked that to my steam account & then uninstalled it off EGS again
I'd rather get a 10% discount on a store that fricking works and has access to my extensive library than get shit for free on a store that doesn't fricking work.
Money isn't the issue, I can pirate those "free" games anyway. Moreover steam often goes on a 50%+ sales spree which causes me to buy shit I'll never play just the same.
no one is against getting free games, but the fact you have to use the shittiest client ever made to play them doesn't help.
Did you know that, until recently, for SEVERAL YEARS, the Epic "Games Shop" didn't even have a damn shopping cart? That's how bad it is.
Because it's obviously an underhanded tactic to get people into their store which is bad otherwise
And the only reason they can do this is because they are rolling in Fortnite money otherwise EGS would have died years ago
It's sad and pathetic they are still trying this while their store is still vastly inferior to Steam
>everyone
I'm not against it but i have nothing to gain from it. When i see a game that looks good i just buy it so Valve, Epic, EA or whoever giving out free games is of no consequence to me.
I'm not making another fricking account, Timmy.
I already got bamboozled into making a Steam account so I'm gonna stick with that.
If I want free games, I pirate.
i support steam because its waaay more transfriendfly with all the social features. it put more hours into making and leveling up my steam profile level than my top 3 games combined lol
>Steam is waaaaay more troon friendly >Most troons only interact off of steam and funnel homosexuals to discord because valve is proactive with shutting down grooming in steam chats
lol
>open epic games launcher >check free game >click get >I have Dragon Age: Inquisition now if I ever decide thats something I want to play, as well as all the other games I do this for each week >close epic games launcher >never read or care about anything screeching internet autists say
>epic gives away free games >nobody buys games, just waits for free games they like >developer suffer
>steam gets 30% cut, standard business practice >sell bazillions >still lets users refund and review >publishers bend the knee
No competition even though Steam lets any company try
>i will get stabbed anywhere so i will only refuse the use the epic store because i might get stabbed there too
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I might get stabbed at Steam but Steam has advantages that balance out the risk of getting stabbed
Epic has no advantages so I'd be going there to get stabbed for nothing
China will blow smoke up your ass to get you, then once they have you in the trap, the CCP hammer comes down on your skull. Pretending to be nice and civil to lure idiots in wont work on me.
Battered housewife syndrome. >no, no, no, he didn't want to slap me >no, no, no, he totally loves me >sure, he abuses me every day, but it's my own fault >he actually saved me, he's a good guy
I've got literally hundreds of free games in my epic library, and I've even bought a few when they were on really good sales (steeper than Steam's lowest price) + I had an epic coupon, but I still just don't care about my EGS account and still use Steam for 99% of things because that's just where all my "real" stuff is. In this market, the early bird dominates forever. Also, achievements are such a moronic thing, but they were absolutely genius way to get people to choose and stick with one platform over the other, with all else being equal.
I'm not bothered by epic handing out free games. Their client just happens to be a lot worse than steam's client to the point that I don't even play the free games I've redeemed because I'd have to log in to download them.
i try out the free games i collected on EGS when im really bored. And when i like on of them I buy them on steam so i dont have to launch EGS everytime to play it.
>Epic pays for exclusivity to screw steam, but really the gamers
All I needed to know. If they try to frick you over as the underdog, what will they do once in control?
>hey guys, why do you keep saying Jimmy's bad, he just gave me this fentanyl for free
If something is being given to you free there's definitely a reason. And there's zero chance it's to benefit you in any way.
Im perfectly fine, happy even, with Timmy giving me free games every week.
Im also curious as to why he'd think training his userbase to not buy games would be a good long term strategy
Because they brought the idea of toxic exclusivity to PC, mostly. Dauntless was a fun little Monster Hunter clone that ran great on its' own, had its' own working launcher. Epic notices and cuts a deal with them: "Hey kid, you want cross-platform functionality with consoles like the Switch? Then sign this lifetime agreement to ONLY be on the Epic store. That includes shutting down your STORE AGNOSTIC launcher." - They took the deal, pissing off the PC community who didn't even need Steam let alone Epic, and got a bunch of console babbies in exchange.
I don't see it as "Steam vs Epic", I see it as Epic manipulating homosexuals with freebies to build fake good will(which costs the developers more than it costs Epic) and ruining perfectly good non-epic, non-steam store-agnostic solutions like Dauntless' independent launcher.
>Because they brought the idea of toxic exclusivity to PC
Valve did this by practically forcing publishers to put their games on their platform during 2009-2012
Why is this even a meme anyways? Yes obviously a woman is going to be ok with chads advances and hate fat incels advances. Its not worth pointing out as its just common sense. Would you feel the same way getting a compliment from stacy vs some obese ugly woman?
Because epic is just doing it to push their shitty launcher while trying to make paid exclusivity cancer a thing on PC. People can see right through it so they either ignore or just take the free games and not spend a dime.
The cloud system (local vs online) ninja deleted my Fallout 3 save without warning.
When you play on epic you have to make backups, 5IN ANOTHER FOLDER, i made a backup insid emy save folder and this beast just dleeted the whole fricking save folder
Epic's account ID system is just too convoluted. It's like a 64 string of alphanumeric characters that makes save transfers and configurations a hassle to go through.
The only thing I like about epic is that it let's you access your library with other launchers. Which isn't the highest praise, that the launcher is so shit you don't have to use it, but it's still pretty handy.
Freebies is the lowest form of marketing when you can't compete with price and feature.
It tells me that the seller is desperate to sell their shitty products.
I haven't played a single game Epic has given me because there is no point. My friends won't see my hours played, they won't see my achievements, they won't even see what I'm playing.
>epic trannies coping
Who cares about free games? Piracy is a thing. And the games epic hands out for free include shity games like Saints Row Reboot or The Outter Worlds. No matter how many shit or mediocre games they hand out for free, it won't change the fact Epic is just a shittier version of steam (or any game store in general) that is full of actual crypto, NFT and AI shovelware
Never forget when ebin gaymes store didn't even have a SHOPPING CART and banned people for buying too many games in a short amount of time
I genuinely have no idea what kind of mental illness you need to have to be a epic store shill.
>literally everything Tim does is a ploy to frick over steam because he is assmad about industry standard rates >only reason I give a frick because epic wiener suckers come in to ree about steam being a monopoly because they think that giving out free games should entitle epic to my patronage, when I would rather pirate then give them an iota of my time or data
>the ability to buy keys from other storefronts
Gabe's okay with that? He won't delete my entire account if he ever finds out I got Dying Light from a key site?
Why would he give a shit? It's a Steam key, meaning that it was acquired legitimately in the first place, so either someone paid for it or it was a free giveaway. He's not losing one cent if you buy a G2A key or whatever.
They don't, devs can generate keys for free and they can do more or less whatever they want with them after that. Well, they say you can't give steam users a worse deal than buying a key but I don't know if they enforce that.
Why would he? It's the same as buying a gift for a friend as a key, and then giving it later to them written in an envelope or whatever.
Not to mention you have entire companies like Humble Bundle, which gives games (for example) in bundles for which they need keys.
getting keys means you risk your account. >oops, we found out that your keys were (illegal), we are restricting your account because of that, because the customer is always responsible
>the ability to buy keys from other stores >oh your key was ~~*illegally obtained*~~ we just screwed over your account, it's your fault, you should have paid directly >reasonable refund, like oops, sorry, too late >mentally ill OS support, which means it may somewhat werk
hardcore gaymers are usually autistic spazzers and autists usually don't like change. also, gaben looks pretty spergy himself, so it's obvious why the gaymer community decided to make him their god and savior.
OH MY GOOOOD
You mean when I enter my birth year to look at an M rated game... STEAM STORES THAT INFORMATION???
AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
Is this what a zoomer who worships steam looks like?
>birth year
I admit it is reaching here however: >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
This is wrong you moronic zoomeroid.
Back in the day you did go to a physical store and did buy a game that you owned on a CD or cartridge.
And the game did not phone home to the store to let you play it.
This is what was lost when the DRM digital stores started.
>AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you.
>Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you
yes it was, because gaming stores had cameras outside the stores. even back in the nineties.
>yes, the cameras!!!! everyone tracked you already!!! they had microcameras and put it into the games and they scanned whatever you were doing 24/7!!! Therefore Valve being a snake is okay, because all they are doing like uploading your whole RAM is totally fine.
>Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you
yes it was, because gaming stores had cameras outside the stores. even back in the nineties.
>yes it was
LOL no it was not.
>>yes, the cameras!!!! everyone tracked you already!!! they had microcameras and put it into the games and they scanned whatever you were doing 24/7!!! Therefore Valve being a snake is okay, because all they are doing like uploading your whole RAM is totally fine.
Basically this.
However lets dissect the zoomeroid. >ecause gaming stores had cameras outside the stores
Not all of them.
Also your parents or someone else can buy the game and give ti to you.
There where people resealing old games who did not have cameras on them 24/7.
The point is you moronic zoomer that you can play the game or do whatever. You know this if you played old pre 2004 games or cartridge based games.
The game did not phone home to steam to start.
>yes it was
No it was not, your name and lots of information is on your credit card number. Literally entered into steams database forever.
Cash is not tractable.
>b-b-b- the 90s cameras
Are VHS you dumb frick and probably will get the tapes purged after 30 days. Also ever tried to review VHS tapes? Not only is the quality ass it is not digital or easy to scan with a AI. IT does not have facial tracking and identification.
Reviewing VHS tapes like this was a painful process if you did make a crime and involved shit loads of police officers doing painful work to find out what gayot did buy a game.
And these games are not DRM they do not phone home to some DRM server like all steam games do (also EGS games). >b-b-b you can buy with gift cards and
And the game still fricken phones home every time you start it.
And the Steam social network still records all your friends and every conversation you did have with them! Do I continue?!
if the fuzz reeeaallyy wanted to find you, they could. so yes, it was. cope and seethe because you aren't worth thecoppers' time and effort, homosexual.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>if the fuzz reeeaallyy wanted to find you
>So therefore steam sending all my data and spying on me and what games I play and what I say and begin a DRM cancer that literally holds my games hostage is 300% OK.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I hope valve does some error and VAC bans you so you can suck its dick harder!
Is this what a zoomer who worships steam looks like?
>birth year
I admit it is reaching here however: >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
This is wrong you moronic zoomeroid.
Back in the day you did go to a physical store and did buy a game that you owned on a CD or cartridge.
And the game did not phone home to the store to let you play it.
This is what was lost when the DRM digital stores started.
>AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you.
You don't even have to buy it with cash. Stores are not allowed to store your credit cards and personal details without massive onerous regulation. Steam *pays* to have consultants that manage all this data collection because it's so immensely profitable for them to be spyware. Any honest company who just wanted to sell games would simply delete all the unimportant details and save themselves a truckload of hassle. Steam doesn't. That tells you they are double dipping, taking your money for you to "buy" games and then selling data to the highest bidder for extra profit.
this is also why they don't allow direct downloads for "non DRM games".
this is also why they don't show you which games have DRM and which don't.
their mission is to install their shitty client onto all computers.
Really surprising that they are obviously immune regarding laws.
Jeffrey Epstein was also immune regarding laws.
So weird.
Almost as if they offer a "service" to the corrupt government.
>because it's so immensely profitable for them to be spyware
I am so sure it's definitely more money than they get being THE pc gaming store front, and ABSOLUTELY WORTH alienating everyone else that opts out of other store fronts.
>read the entire thing
You fricking moronic 1 IQ digit mongoloid, you posted no link and cropped all of it. What I am supposed to read? A fricking fart of schizo rambling about GET request?
Anyway go frick yourself I found it myself. No need of your moronic link.
So now explain in your own words what's wrong with Firefox, considering despite the "Spyware Level: High" rating, even the article says you can turn off all this "spyware" (Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw). Which anyone who cares will have done.
>software spies on you >buuuuutttttt I can disable it to some level via internal settings >now I will trust this untrustworthy software and update
good lord
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw
You ignored this for some weird reason. >buuuuutttttt I can disable it to some level via internal settings
Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it phones home where I'm surfing >that that's not spyware
imagine how moronic a Steamie has to be to act like this >a problem
WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
The Firefox developers have proven themselves to be untrustworthy (funded also by Google), therefore one shall not use their shitty software
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
Why do you have auto-update turned on? Why would anyone so invested in what is spyware ever fricking do that? >it phones home where I'm surfing
It doesn't phone home, a GET call with no stipulation on failure is not phoing home lmao.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>manual updates change everything
they don't, moron. >it just phones home lmao
shut up, shill
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I will read all the code changes and compile it myself
you don't, and you can't, stop lying shill. >but but I read the changelog of my spyware
LMAO
Look if you want to make your samegay less obvious do it more than a minute apart, but I'll ask again. Why are you fricking updating a program if you don't know what the update actually entails?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know what samegayging is
moron >Why are you updating your spyware without reading the changelog
this is how moronic Steamies are >Valve hasn't mentioned any Spyware changes, so there can't be Spyware changes
Untrustworthy software is untrustworthy
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>when I update manually, that changes everything
moron >I will look at the surce to check what they changed
lol
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So, you just update when it tells you to without investigating what the update entails? That seems really fricking stupid for someone obsessed with spyware.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I will read all the code changes and compile it myself
you don't, and you can't, stop lying shill. >but but I read the changelog of my spyware
LMAO
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
spies on you
I can disable it to some level via internal settings >>now I will trust this untrustworthy software and update
Steamie zoomers everyone.
>good lord
Yes this is this crazy.
>Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw
You ignored this for some weird reason. >buuuuutttttt I can disable it to some level via internal settings
Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy?
I can disable it to some level via internal settings >Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
YIKES!
>It is still OK because if I jump around and make 100s of changes in its obscure configuration files that no one who is sane should ever do or know about it will promise not to do the spying.
YIKES!
>Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy? >WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
Mozzila ships it like this.
This is the default way it operates.
WHY the frick would you suck this corporations dick after this?
>(Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw)
Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.
>So now explain in your own words what's wrong with Firefox
It is literally controlled opposition payed by google... that is turning more and more into unusable shit....
To the spyware.
>Sends lots of data about your PC >Sends lots of data about browsing history >Encourages you to use pocket and sink to be locked into fire fox and send more data to Mozilla officially.
>Wants you to use a web browser as a password manager (very bad, vendor lock in)
This is the start if you want to see how actual internet communication should look like see FTP.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.
And how does that make it spyware? You're going to need to actually try this time. >It is literally controlled opposition payed by google... that is turning more and more into unusable shit....
Never mind you're just a schizo
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>And how does that make it spyware?
WOW >So yea it sends data to mozzila (the definition of spyware) however how is this action spyware?
WOW zoomeroid WOW.
mozzila is not needed in this interaction at all. It is spyware if it behaves like this.
This is a fricken web browser for fricks sake!
> you're just a schizo
So you are now fighting mozzila itself who publishes its donors list?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>(the definition of spyware)
lol, sorry I thought you knew what spyware meant. My mistake, schizo.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.
What data? >Sends lots >Sends lots
What data?
>haven't seen Ganker leak to Ganker like this since 2018 >based re/g/ards
Thanks.
Valve fanboys are one of the worst people around.
They cope and suck valves dick for no reason.
Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
This is to stop """"cheating in games"""" by """"detecting suspicious processes""""
>Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
lol, so you're saying Steam sends all 32GB of my RAM every clock tick via my own internet connection?
>Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
lol, so you're saying Steam sends all 32GB of my RAM every clock tick via my own internet connection?
>lol, so you're saying Steam sends all 32GB of my RAM
You are not using 100% of your RAM moron.
>every clock tick
Not every clock tick.
>via my own internet connection?
Yes.
Valve admits to this.
>lol, so you're saying Steam sends
Look what valve is saying itself. Steam does this to detect if a program you are running is not a le cheating application.
>RAM every clock tick via my own internet connection?
Valve is hiding the specifics feel free to use wire shark to see how it works in reality.
>take your meds snoyjeet
LOL imagine denying reality and contradicting your own valve corporation.
>You are not using 100% of your RAM moron.
Great, most games still use upwards of 8GB nowadays so you're saying it's uploading 8+GB of RAM every time it does this? >Not every clock tick.
So it's NOT sending all my RAM then is it, but I'd still love a link to Valve saying they do this or someone using Wireshark to "prove" this so I can laugh at you harder
>So it's NOT sending all my RAM then is it,
LOL. Yes it is.
Literally your argument: >If the snapshot is made every minute of 100% of my RAM it is not spyware
LOL.
The point is that steam literally can see all your procesess and upload whatever it wants to valve or all of it.
You password manager decrypted with all your passwords?
Send to valve because you have steam on your system.
Your web browser with its history?
Send to valve because you have steam on your system.
All the file names and folder structure on your computer?
Send to valve because you have steam on your system.
It can literally do anything and valve admits it.
>but I'd still love a link to Valve saying they do this
OK.
https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/571A-97DA-70E9-FF74
https://www.reddit.com/r/VACsucks/comments/mdpzbu/how_vac_works_and_why_its_not_effective_come_in/?rdt=49252 >The Active Protection is composed by different threads that read the process memory and the whole ram continuously, again and again to search for a cheat signature. >read the process memory and the whole ram >the whole ram >the whole ram >the whole ram
inb4 >but but I trust Valve >Timmy is spyware, Valve would never do uhhhh >it's okay to send my whole RAM to Valve, because they would never search through it, harvesting accounts and cookies and shiiieeetttt >but but Epic is evil
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>VAC
Okay so immediately we've downgraded from Valve to games using their anti-cheat, wonder why you didn't point that out. >The Active Protection is composed by different threads that read the process memory and the whole ram continuously, again and again to search for a cheat signature.
You do realise that in that link, by a literal who, I might add he is talking about ALL anti-cheats, not just VAC and is completely wrong.
Seriously, is some moron on Reddit the best source you could find?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he is talking about ALL anti-cheats
YES. All anti cheats are spyware by nature.
>b-b-b- it is the VAC part of Steam not 100% of steam.
Is this your argument?
>Seriously, is some
I need to google harder to find valve saying about scanning process memory, however they do that. It is how the technology works.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I need to google harder to find valve saying about scanning process memory, however they do that. It is how the technology works.
I'll be waiting all day
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
spies on you
I can disable it to some level via internal settings >>now I will trust this untrustworthy software and update
Steamie zoomers everyone.
>good lord
Yes this is this crazy.
[...]
I can disable it to some level via internal settings >Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
YIKES!
>It is still OK because if I jump around and make 100s of changes in its obscure configuration files that no one who is sane should ever do or know about it will promise not to do the spying.
YIKES!
>Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy? >WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
Mozzila ships it like this.
This is the default way it operates.
WHY the frick would you suck this corporations dick after this?
>Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical. >It was a scam.
YES.
This remember this.
It was 2004 and it was a nasty surprise for everyone (zoomers do not remember this).
2004 was the year everyone made up their own DRM solution. Steam was valves DRM solution for their games not a store.
Remember the online DRM for Earth 2160? Because I do and it died hard taking the game with itself.
Then steam decided to add other games and turned itself into a """"""store"""""" Nothing about this is OK.
Daily reminder that you can play Half-Life 1 legally forever since it is a real game on a real CD.
Half-Life 2 is a DRM shit that requires the most new steam DRM launcher or it will not start. The launcher updates.
You need to get a new OS from Microsoft to play this game.
>>ebin games store shills have no more ground to claim their shitty store is better than steam anymore so they resort to shizo spergouts
Peak schizophrenia and the mind of a valve drone.
>>ebin games store shills
I
NEVER FRICKEN SHILLED THAT STORE!
Want to know what I PROMOTE!
PIRACY.
Pirate your games!
Also owning games legally like in the old days of REAL physical media.
OR GOG, gog is nice while it gives you DRM free games.
Want to continue this discussion you colossal steam gayot?
>Noo My (STEAM) DRM spyware platform is better then your (EGS) DRM spyware platform REEEE
You are mentally ill.
>and they got Steamies by using a walking simulator
You are talking about Half-Life 2?
>and they got Steamies
Half Life fanboys where always very autistic and strange. Even when HL1 was out. And HL1 is not a good game.
>and they got Steamies
No I think they got steamies by having payed shills spam the internet forums of its time with steam propaganda
>STEAM IS SO GREAT! >SAVIOR OF THE PC! >I LOVE STEAM! >STEAM SALES!
And people where literally laughing at their moronation
>I do not want to go to the physical store I want to download my games over the internet super fast and convenient
Do you also not go to the store to buy food? Because you need to get food at some point, can get a game at the same time. >Noo internet downloads are better. >Oh boy I can not wait to sit in front of my computer for 3h to download this new game instead of moving my ass, get some exercise and getting it installed in 1h including trip and installation (15 minutes max)
Steam is the downfall of gaming. It is getting worse and worse.
You will own nothing and you will be happy.
Literally.
take your meds and go back you mentally ill homosexual
Epic has dogshit UX. Simple as. I don't understand how people in 2024 can't just copy steam.
Like how is the search function so fricking dogshit that you actually want to check a 3rd party on a browser to see wtf is on there.
It's bait. Like free candy from a guy in a van with lots of space in the back seat. Or an invitation for free pizza that turn out to be a cult recruitment meeting. Or free jobs no experience required that turns out to be a scam. The free shit is the bait on the hook
I would never support Tim and Epic because they were part of the "PC is dead" movement. How dare they come crawling back then claim they're the new savior of PC gaming.
I hate Tim, simple as. When you give out free shit left and right, then you have to wonder what the deal is. Is what you have to offer for money not worth it and so you are trying to pump your value? Or is it simply that the potential audience is the means to your money through their personal information and that is what the grift is? Either way, I've already got a "game launcher" i don't need another or thirty more clogging shit up because they couldn't play nice together.
>Free game is something that you likely own already or is shovelware
I don't hate EGS for this, but I also find no reason to give a shit. My friend will always make a point to mention the free games just so he can add them to his library "for later" He's yet to play a single one.
>ebin games store shills have no more ground to claim their shitty store is better than steam anymore so they resort to shizo spergouts, throwing shit at valve and accusing people of being "corpo dicksuckers" when they spent YEARS sucking off epic games and their shitty store
Kek
>>ebin games store shills have no more ground to claim their shitty store is better than steam anymore so they resort to shizo spergouts
Peak schizophrenia and the mind of a valve drone.
>>ebin games store shills
I
NEVER FRICKEN SHILLED THAT STORE!
Want to know what I PROMOTE!
PIRACY.
Pirate your games!
Also owning games legally like in the old days of REAL physical media.
OR GOG, gog is nice while it gives you DRM free games.
Want to continue this discussion you colossal steam gayot?
>Noo My (STEAM) DRM spyware platform is better then your (EGS) DRM spyware platform REEEE
You are mentally ill.
Now silence yourself and learn in silence.
You are to learn what this website is by looking at partial screenshots alone.
First time interacting with Ganker?
>What I am supposed to read?
https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/steam
https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/firefox
> A fricking fart of schizo rambling about
Nice try. Now go back to quoting steam.com propaganda articles. >Because valve can never lie
I read through it. Regretting it. Outdated as frick. At best 2-3 valid points. Everything else can be turned off which you are doing anyway if you are privacy concerned, shit makes absolute sense if you touched software dev or not understanding what the frick is going on (citing Do Not Track discussion as proof of spyware from someone thinking it is an order for a website not a request as if Forefox could control 3rd party website).
Motherfricker author is scared of words "uniquely" and "identifying" occurring together regardless of what they refer to. Actually believes that a timestamp to identify build of browser is somehow a spyware to ID user. >all those references to linux
Ah, so that's the power level of linux users? Grim.
I'm pulling for Epic. Not because I like them or their Chinese overlords but because competition is always good for the consumer. If we could get a good third store in this race we'd be cooking with gas. Maybe Microsoft will get their shit together and make it happen now that they're all the way over the X-Box experiment.
your game has DRM? >i buy it
your game has no DRM? >i pirate it
simple as that
if you do not even attempt to protect what you make then you deserve nothing
>Been using Steam since it's launch. >Have never had any issues with my account >Have not had my card/bank information ever used without me knowing >Still have all my games on Steam
And you know what? I'll still probably have all that when I inevitably die from some weight related complication. Everyone calling out shit for Spyware is just shouting at a brick wall. Your info is already out there, but I still haven't suffered any consequences. Just shut up and go play some games already, damn.
Enjoy being on a watch list because you played some edgy game in 2018 .
> Everyone calling out shit for Spyware is just shouting at a brick wall.
Have fun not having a job because your gaming behavior becomes public.
>Still have all my games on Steam
Fun fact you literally do not.
Remember that steam pushed a update that deleted the problematic parts of the Stanley parable. Yet you did not notice that one.
>?
Look the steamie does not know.
AAHAHAHA
https://steamcommunity.com/app/221910/discussions/0/792924952358334606/?l=schinese&fp=2&ctp=9
https://www.pcgamer.com/the-stanley-parable-creator-removing-offensive-content/
You will never see this in your steam version of the Stanley parable
Because this is racist!
Keep on sucking the dick of valve and your shit slavery system known as steam.
>nooo the dev did this not
You have a DRM shit known as steam on your system it auto updated and removed this from your game. This is why auto updating software is evil.
>nooo the dev did this not
And I still have my pirated version who will be the same forever.
And the GOG installer who will be the same forever.
And the cartridges with my games who will be the same forever.
You are being ass fricked because you are to addicted to steam and crafting that >I'm GabeNs personal frick toy
Badge by buying games and raising your steam level to ever notice.
Steamie: wtf, remove this racist content (because it goes against black people)
also
Steamie: Hello saar (this fine, because it goes against brown people)
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>also >Steamie
This is why everyone laughs at Steamies.
EGS is basically identical to steam.
The only good thing valve has over EGS are the user reviews, this is it. Nothing more.
The non stop screeching how EGS is literally the devil while downplaying the same shit valve is ding is why people laugh at Steamies.
>das >das racist!!! >he burnt the Black child!!!! >offensive!!!! >baaaaaaaaa
YES.
And thanks to the magic of DRM and Steam and auto updates the dev can correct this racism.
Thank god for Steam. If this was released on cartridges we would literally be unable to delete it retroactively like all the problematic things in old games.
You do not own your games if they are on steam.
PIRACY is a fundamental right.
You just showed that you can find the cut content online. If it's that rage enducing to you that you can't experience it in the game now that's your problem.
If the DRM debacle is making people like you seethe this much then you just need to chill the frick out, man.
What games are you playing that put your job at risk??
Also I played the Stanley Parable before that update happened. It was a fun game but not one I would ever go back to anyway so I could care less about the changes.
>NOOOOOOO WHY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM?????????
This is why we should've gatekept normalgays from gaming.
it actually checks out.
The people who think they are high IQ, thought that wearing a dust-mask would protect them from a deadly virus, which is plain moronic.
>high iq scientist
It's pretty clear that gordon works at black mesa more like a jock/manual worker than like all the eggheads, as your job involves putting on a protective suit and pushing a cart with a magic rock before everything goes to hell.
>theoretical
so it's all bullshit and nonsense, got it. >but it's true in my mind
moronic, got it. So I guess Half-Life is portraying "scientists" realistically.
WHY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM?????????
WTF HL gayot?!
>HY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS
MC in halo 1 does not speak a lot however when it is required he says things. DEBATE THIS.
>QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECOND >WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST
Duke Nukem literally is a VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST and Duke Nukem literally spammed one liners every second....
WTF Steamie?!
>have an epic account since they opened, I think maybe back in 2018? >almost 30 free games in my account >have never given epic a single dollar in my entire life
>why is everyone against epic giving out free games
Because they know why they're doing it.
The fact that they haven't stopped makes me think that it's either working, or they have some other way to monetize people using their shitty software.
>free games
Piracy is free and comes without the dogshit storefront.
Valve fundamentally understands the importance of servicing and convenience. It's how they beat piracy.
weird, when I'm decompressing stuff, my CPU doesn't go up to 100%. But I'm not stealing games and get them from criminals. >but but but these criminals are good guys, and would never
epic games is simply a shit launcher and a shit storefront.
the fact that 99% of epic games dont work with a nintendo controller while the same games work just fine on steam thanks to their compatibility layer translating the nintendo controller as an xbox controller to your pc is already pathetic.
the only good and i mean actually good feature i know about epic is that when you install a game, you can choose what contents you want to install. you can leave out all the language options that you dont speak anyways, you can leave out the high res textures that you are not going to run anyways. its great and cuts down on file size and download time tremendously.
the only instance of something similar to this that ive seen was monster hunter world offering the high res texture pack as a free DLC instead of putting it into the base game. the textures alone are like 40GB or something while the game itself is already 50GB.
>be popular multiplayer game >add crossplay to game >make game free on Epic >suddenly the number of cheaters skyrocket >start massbanning >makes no difference, the cheaters have hundreds (possibly thousands) of throwaway accounts on Epic >their Steam accounts are completely unaffected >5 years later, Epic cheaters are still an issue
Frick EGS and execute everyone who uses it
>TF 2 goes F2P. >Unlimited new accounts >Game is now full of spin bots on every server >Reee this is the fault of EGS! Valve can do no wrong!
LOl Steamies everyone!
>>Game is now full of spin bots on every server
that happens because of the loot box garbage.
without it, no bots. See Fortnite.
There is no financial incentive to do that in Fortnite, while there is one in Shit Fortress 2.
And don't forget Shit Fortress 2 WAS A PAID GAME.
WTF is this cope? >There’s a difference between doing it once and realizing your mistake
WTF?!
TF2 is still F2P.
Valve literally stopped making games a long time ago.
WTF are you saying you crazy Steamie?
>wtf, giving away games is le bad
of course according to Steamie logic this should mean that free-to-play games are le bad, especially Valve free to play shit that uses the incompetent VAC spyware, but nope
they believe there is a global conspiracy of international financiers, lead by Blackrock, which is funding woke DEI initiatives, in cooperation with the CCP and Tim Sweeney, to corrupt the natural pure essence of video games.
this is being enacted through 1 year EGS exclusivity contracts, creating DEI video game characters, and a phantom army of Indian remote workers who shill and harass people
discord trannies are balkanized and their allegiance varies
steam and gaben represent the last bulwark against this tide of corruption. and only by ensuring that steam remains a monopoly (but its not actually a monopoly) can these southern winds be weathered.
How is ridiculing everyone on an internet forum that likes Steam going to change their minds?
It won't, it's just the cope these people have because I have muh copy of my old games that will end up trashed after you die anyway.
Nothing is going to change. People will continue to use Steam and Epic Games. And I'm pretty sure the millions of children with Epic Games account vastly outnumber the amount of seething morons in this thread Just enjoy what you have while you still got the time left.
it's extremely funny to me that you think you are stopping the end.
it's funny because if you morons weren't as moronic as you are, your money making scam wouldn't end.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Stopping the end
Real schizo hours. Keep posting
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
end times
tick tock
https://www.bibleref.com/Revelation/9/Revelation-9-21.html
The unrepentant also refused to abandon their "sorceries." This is an interesting term, and one easily misunderstood in the modern world. For those raised in modern western culture, the term "sorcerer" evokes the idea of a magic-user or a spell-caster. There is a sense in which that kind of magic—or attempts at it—are part of man's rebellion against God. When Paul preached at Ephesus, converts to the gospel burned their books of magic arts worth fifty thousand pieces of silver (Acts 19:19). However, the Greek root word translated here as "sorceries" is pharmakeia.
I hate China so I will not support Epic, simple as that
They've ruined my country, they ruin my games, and they're only good for producing garbage knockoffs of quality products and buying out once good companies and turning them into trash (Starret for example)
Steam works well so I use it, despite the problems it initially had when it launched that have now been resolved or are otherwise a total non issue (nobody is trying to buy Valve's 20 year old games physically anymore)
GoG provides me a nice niche steam doesn't, so I use that
I briefly kept up with Epic for the free stuff and to play fortnite with my family, but I found myself never touching the free stuff and my kid stopped playing it
I've even used stuff like itch.io to find weird indie stuff from solo devs who can't put it on other platforms
Maybe in 20 years Epic will be worth picking up but I can't see myself playing video games seriously in my 50's
all games that epic gives out were already free to pirate in first place, newbie
but now you can play them online with your poorfriends who were also too poor to afford the game.
i got no friends
and morons on this site do not count
Tunngle
Hamachi
Literally any other simulated local network
>2024
>LAN
I can't even remember the last time i saw a game that shipped with local network. was it starcraft 2? no wait they already stopped putting LAN in games by then
homie I do a yearly "lan party". Because of programs you poster, lan is dead.
The last game that worked in our rotation was Killing floor 1.
We all just hook up to the internet and play that way now.
But we get it, you dont have friends.
what kind of jeet solutions is this? the game is a free download.
moronic Ganker users such as above have epic live in their mind rent free
Most of the free games are singleplayer or games my friends would play together once and then never touch again
I can literally still do that even while pirating the game. Online multiplayer worked with Stranger of Paradise because EGS online security is so full of fricking holes that it can be used to drain pasta.
I'm not a third worlder (yet) anon
Its owned by this country
>taiwan
Steam changed their games to satisfy china.
You post that like US isn't worse.
Reminder that the government put radioactive material in school lunches to test the effect of long term radioactive contamination.
>You post that like US isn't worse.
it isn't worse
>it isn't worse
Maybe you shouldn't look into the history of phizer and j&j. It might shatter your entire world.
Maybe you should look into modern day china
wow it has lot of disturbing incidents like any country
now let's look at china historical recor- whooops
you are defending the people who created the coronavirus to begin with
Black person, pls.
the usa is involved in that shit too.
they were receiving burger money.
both china and murrica are the blicht of this world (it's israelites actually).
Covid was created by the US military and released at the world military games in wuhan in october, I bet you gays are vaccinated
>It might shatter your entire world.
No, you just have not grown up yet. You are still in high school and believe you are the only who knows how bad the world is from everyone else. The fact is everyone else already knows, and you're a shut-in who thinks he has a high IQ in noticing things others dont. You are a babe in toy land who has not come to terms that the world wants us all dead so the rich and powerful can prosper alone.
Vaccines in general do work, the Earth isn't flat, climate change is real and no politician will ever fight for the regular man and win because you rather vote for some orange moron who will make any policies to try and stay in office like taking away civil rights.
You are literally sub human, and should be exterminated. Just so you're aware, everyone laughs at you.
>Vaccines in general do work
false
>Earth flat
>climate change
climate is a statistic
>orange man bad
Remember this video:
At some point you will regret what you wrote.
I accept you concession sub-human.
make a backup of that post and keep it somewhere.
it's the whole truth.
in general do work
>false
The moron should look into the start of vaccines with Jenner.
There is a book that has all the documentation, and this documentation shows that vaccines are bullshit and nonsense, plus Jenner caused the first neurologically damaged vaccine victim, which makes the rest ultra funnies.
When the start of something is nonsense, everything EVERYTHING that followed afterwards is also nonsense.
Can you explain what you think this except proves?
read the book.
Jenner did not fully understand the underlying mechanisms of his work.
I have a big surprise for you, no one does when they're making discoveries, we figure out the underlying mechanisms of what they were doing after and usually their initial ideas were flawed. That's how everything worked.
>the underlying mechanisms
underLIEing
>it's infectious
>oh weird, it doesn't work
many cases
>>oh weird, it doesn't work
>many cases
control experiments are very important.
are you too lazy to read the book that documents your vaccine bullshit?
>we
kys you fricking fraud
I personally won't be able to finish what appears to be a pretty dense 500+ page book before the thread is dead, but if you'd be so kind as to summarise the context of that except, perhaps we could have a more productive conversation than we have had thus far
>conversation
I don't have a conversation.
I'm not posting this for you.
I'm posting it for anyone that's actually interested in truth.
poisons, very weird.
why doesn't lab infection work?
Oh I see. My mistake, I had assumed you were posting in good faith, I now see that you are just a mewling moron.
>good faith
says the one giving people poisons non-stop.
knowingly.
let's hope you are just moronic and took the covid vaxx.
You're literally too stupid to understand how blocks fit into holes, nobody cares what you think, time to hide the thread and move on
This is how they the scientific method was back then.
It's basically impossible that he was lying because scientists have been building off ideas of vaccination and through this iterative process have made inoculations that have rendered entire viruses extinct.
>virus
>extinct
>basically impossible
Jenner was a moron and a fraud (assuming he even existed).
Polio, smallpox, reduction of child mortality, improved life expectancy, enabling organ transplantation, cancer treatments and teherapies that suppress the immune system. (without vaccination these would be too risky to pull off), global travel, (there's a reason they want you vaccinated before you go overseas), economic development from people not getting sick all the time, virology, molecular biology, biotech.
But I guess none of these things are real. Fricking moron.
>cancer treatments
lmao
it's poison.
where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
it's coming.
And you will hope that the masses won't string you up, as you should be.
>where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
soon
You don't even understand the logic of what I just said? You have no reading comprehension
You're literally skimming these articles that think they prove your point, you aren't even reading them aren't you?
Don't try to project, you already told me that you don't want to read a book.
Knowingly.
1.That wasn't me
2. wtf do you think THIS proves?
You're literally a fricking schizo that thinks everything isn't real.
>that that wasn't me
>I'm just shilling the same way
nothing can stop what is coming.
So that's a no then?
don't forget to get your updated 2024 booster
>it isn't worse
The US is currently run by a 110 year old dicatator who stole the election. That's much worse than China
the difference is in US a stolen election is still being investigated regardless of what Biden the mummy says while in China you can't even say out of laud your goverment is corrupt. Idiot
For you maybe, for Europe it is.
everyone laugh at this political prisoner trying to deflect
The US is godawful, but still better than China. Which just lets us know how bad China really is.
>Use vpn
>Go to Jail
>Get organs harvested
>But merica bad
Not even once poo poo bear.
at best the difference is that unlike in china, US declassifies it at some point.
also reminder that food is a radioactive material.
>You post that like US isn't worse.
not my problem in reverse
why is there an ifunny watermark on this
good one
Why is your Ganker in the Undertale font?
I like it like that.
because all memes are dirty fricking disgusting prostitutes who have no loyalty, they just go wherever they feel like and pick up all kinds of diseases on the way.
because it's funny
What's the point of the bucket if it goes into the barrel right away?
>government put radioactive material in school lunches
That was during the 40s and 50s at a single school for mentally handicapped kids and less than 100 kids in total. So yeah, not as bad as China doing fricked up stuff in the modern day to hundreds of thousands of people.
no anon
you can't eat those canadian dogs
>You post that like US isn't worse
& you post like someone who's never been to china.
the funny thing is that these drones would work in china, but as soon as you deployed them in a western country c**ts like me would just shoot them down with airguns. shit, even if they confiscated stuff i'd still throw rocks at them until their propellers got chipped enough to crash.
>oh noes, the chinks
Better than burgerland.
way to out yourself chinksect
>torture animals slowly before theyre killed
literal bugpeople
I really hope that's fake because I love animals and I'm about to fricking cry. But I know it's true
im sorry anon, the whole country is messed up
It's absolutely real. I saw a video of them skinning a dog alive and then boiling him. And they call us ghosts because they believe we are soulless automatons.
There's literally a video of them torching a donkey and slicing it up alive
Why do you care? Eating animals in general is morally wrong because we don’t need to kill and eat animals to survive. Eating animals in the modern world is done solely for pleasure. If you don’t believe animals have rights then you should have zero problems with this.
The western virtue signaling about animal welfare is dishonest. You don’t care about animals otherwise you would go vegan and the overwhelming majority of westerners are not vegan
wrong. meat has a ton of nutrients that we humans literally can't do without. that's why tiny homosexual onions-looking vegan homosexuals look the way they do. in fact, they are so malnourished that they most likely wouldn't be able to work a field and plant the plants they need in order to survive.
>nutrients
false
>but also the tasty antibiotics
yes, yes
actually what you are missing out is minerals. Minerals should be inside regular foods, but isn't anymore.
Animals get the minerals, otherwise they get sick, hint hint
nice roundabout way of saying i'm right. you went full circle, there.
Actually no.
You get tons of garbage with animals, you are also supporting torturing animals, which is evil.
You don't need to eat animals for minerals.
I explained what the actual problem is.
but keep on slurping up antibiotics, believing that this wouldn't frick you up.
animal proteins are necessary for a healthy human diet, no wonder all vegan rats are mentally ill and/or malnourished
false.
>malnourished
>uhhh tasty antibiotics
ANTI-BIOTICS LITERALLY MEANS ANTI-LIFE, you fricking bafoon
nice arguments you fricking homosexual, also thanks for proving that vegans are mentally ill, cause you're clearly that
>ANTI-BIOTICS LITERALLY MEANS ANTI-LIFE, you fricking bafoon
then eat bacteria you actual subhuman
no, you eat mentally ill and you deserve what's coming.
>uh weird that I got cancer
>can't be the animals I eat
>uhhhh evil bacteria
without bacteria you would be dead, moron.
please tell me you're a hindoo subhuman
you are evil.
animals have souls, you don't.
>PLS DONT EAT THE MOTHER COW SAAR MOTHER COW PROVIDES MILK AND SHIT FOR BHARAT TO EAT SAAR
fricking lmao
you are not helping your case
animals are better than indians and Black folk, true who are both subhuman
you have no soul.
pajeet brown subhumans don't, that's correct.
their immunesystem must be incredible though all this hardship
yeah and they're born with cool mutations like these unlike those bloody benchod westerners who clean themselves
>genetic
You mean Bill Gates vaccines.
Geese can be real buttholes, they dont really make good pets. this one acts like it was raised with ducks
>without bacteria you would be dead, moron.
This explains why Indians drink water straight from the Ganges
thats poison, moron
spotted the subhuman hindoojeet
have a nice day
No-one with human sanity left boils cats alive and prefers tortured meat, you are fricking bug chang
That's not even true and Indians do worse, frick off.
I can google shitton of animal cruelty vids based on chinese prefering them tortured first, cry more xijangping
So your point is that we should like bugmen because poos are worse? Not very compelling, I already hate poos
Steam suck chinaman wiener to
Why do pcbros always lie about this? Tencent controls a 40% stake, Disney owns 5%, Sweeney still holds the majority controlling stake of the company. Unlike Valve Epic barely even works with China. Epic shutdown Fortnite: China because they Sweeney didn't want to keep complying with regulators rather than giving in
>Unlike Valve
Jarvis google % of Valve's shares owned by Tencent.
>% of Valve's shares owned by Tencent.
The private company Valve with no public shares?
I guess unlike Valve, Epic is partially owned by Tencent huh?
Ah I see, carry on with your roundabout point
bump
The epic store doesn't have the same features as steam
also I've already amassed my collection on steam since 2004 so why would I change when I only lose features?
No one has a problem with epic giving out free games.
I do. Now everyone expects steam to do something similar and it's harming steams reputation because they don't want to. You are not owed free games.
Who gives a shit about that either?
It's not like free game beggars we're ever going to buy games anyway, just look at how it worked out for Epic, people with accounts consisting of only freebie games
Also, who the frick is personally invested in Steam's popularity, you sound like a strawman
Aren't there a lot of games on steam that have done "Free to Own" promotions now? Hell, 100% orange juice is pulling that shit right now.
theres a difference between a publisher putting their games out for free for a limited period to boost player activity and hope for a boost in MTX sales and the storefront cutting deals with devs to please, please, please let us sell your games for free to draw in customers, i swear, two more weeks and the store will take off and you will be flooded with sales
>please please
are you moronic?`
Epic pays the devs, you dumb frick.
>cutting deals with the devs
yeah, thats what i said. also, they dont have to take the deal
good
competition means that valve will have to try even harder to get on my good side. for a moment i was worried i might start getting banned for spamming slurs in their games
Literally no one expects that and unless you're a Valve employee why the frick do you care? What a moronic fanboy thing to care about
Endless Legends is free literally right now on steam
Stop false flagging, Tim.
nobody expects anything from steam, EGS games are like receiving a free pirated copy, its not as valuable or useful as a steam code.
>not as valuable or useful as a steam code
>my number is worth something
mental illnesss
>free pirated copy
the only thing people expect from Steam is for it to not change
>no change
Valve: install Windows 11 naow, we don't give a frick when games stop working. Do as we say.
I won't install their shit, just as I will never install any EA, blizztard or nogi-soft launchers.
Just frick off with your 'required' storefront dataminers and give me the exe, or suffer pirating.
china
Steam is a cult
valve troons are mentally ill "people"
Rent free
https://www.reddit.com/r/frickepic/
Put aside your fanboyism:
These people come off as deranged
someone change the fat frick to Gay Ben, and put him on the top.
and make the normal sized guy Timmy.
My OCD
gaben is skinny now
Really? Good for him
nice
It's kind of funny, even on the tubbalard fat frick body, Gabe still looks more attractive than tim.
Didn't Gabe lose a frickload of weight recently? Probably blasting that Ozempic.
He deleted his WOW account
I hope he has turbocancer or some shit.
I'm not against free games at all, I take GOG's free games all the time. EGS, as a service, just fricking sucks and I don't want to be tied to it in any way, shape or form.
>Fortnite
is great.
No loot boxes like on Steam.
No paid to win like on Steam
No 15.000$ skins, like on Steam
I think EA itself has given DA:I away for free before. It was a cancelled MMO converted into a subpar singleplayer RPG written by a bunch of gay leafs. Even Gaider quit after he left that one floating in the bowl.
Losers who married their steam accounts experiencing cost-sink fallacy, I use both but there’s nothing wrong with Epic, you don’t even have to use the launcher you can double click the exe and it just works
>but there’s nothing wrong with Epic
aside from all the basic features that steam has.
Such as? All you need in a game store is the ability to buy games which both have. The point is not the launcher itself having some bullshit badges you can buy to decorate your profile or whatever the frick other periphery bullshit nobody cares about. The ideal games launcher is one you never have to see unless you go to the store to buy a specific game
>launcher
>ideal
Why the frick do you need a launcher for?
steam provides on site reviews that require you to own the game, unlike metacritic which allows anyone to spam alt accounts for any game.
this ALONE puts it far above epic.
but the true appeal of steam is that it has everything you could need or want in one place. not like id expect an epic shill to understand.
>yes, these reviews are very useful
except that Valve can remove any NEGATIVE review they want to, they just call it "review bombing"
They only do that for and I quote negative reviews. Positive reviews can not be review bombing and thus are never removed *shilling*
>the opinion of other people (shills) is important for me
NPC
1. Steam only removes reviews that directly break TOS.
2. Yes, the opinions of other people are important. Still laughing at overwatch 2 releasing on a platform that isn't a Blizzard echochamber only to remain with negative ratings to this day.
False.
They remove reviews when it goes against their bottom line (MONEY), unless it takes out Snoy or other corporations.
That's also why they censor games like Hatred (doesn't sell a lot), but don't censor GTA 5 (tons of monies).
>muh review bomb flags are LE EVIL!!!
clearly you've never seen what happens when the chinese are made even remotely upset.
>it's fine when my beloved Valve censors reviews, because uhhhhh China!!!
Unironically yes.
If we can't fix the issue of the chinese government intentionally letting these morons out on to OUR internet we should make their opinions not count.
The Nip TF2 community have to almost exclusively play LANs to get away from chinks.
>our internet
frick off, American. You are the snake.
>the bots in TF2 are Chinese
lmao
there wouldn't be any bots without the shitty loot boxes made by Valve
>the bots in TF2 are Chinese
Genuinely
I bet the Nips would RATHER have a bot issue than Chinks.
you dont get it, all it takes is giving one minor balance nerf to a chinese legend inspired character to make them flood a game with tens of thousands (possibly even hundreds of thousands) negative reviews.
except it literally browses your computer files and god only knows what it uploads to epic
Stemies are mentally ill.
>except it literally browses your computer files and god only knows what it uploads to epic
Name the operating system you are using to play games.
Daily reminder that MS and windows already are spyware.
>It is ok when MS does it
And Valve forces you to use windows 10 since it will kill steam for win7.
>This is OK.
>except it literally browses your computer files and god only knows what it uploads to epic
Steam does the same.
>It is ok when Valve does it
Steamies are mentally ill.
Linux
Now kys
Stop being brown.
>Stop being brown.
Is this how you are trying to cope over your corporation being the problem?
Black person you're moronic, of course Steam has your card information if you FRICKING BUY A GAME FROM THEM WITH YOUR FRICKING CARD YOU FRICKING moron
See:
snoyjeets like you are mentally ill
>Epic is is using Google Chrome, that's very bad and insecure and I don't trust Google
>but when Valve is using Google Chrome, it's totally secure and great and trustworthy, because they force me to the latest Microsoft spyware
>mentally ill
correct
I have never participated in a Steam hardware survey because when you look at the data it uploads it's a folder scan of various parts of your machine.
Gaben is not your friend, Steam is not the answer to PC gaming.
Steam literally carried PC gaming when everyone was abandoning it because "pc's are dead, consoles are the future! Besides, who would want to put games on PC? They're all dirty pirates who never buy games, releasing a game for PC is suicide!"
The turns how table
BS
Valve literally forced everyone to get onto their shitty Steam, when they wanted to play the overrated garbage that is Half-Life 2.
and that forced you to play non-Valve games on Steam, how exactly?
by establishing an illegal monopoly and creating a cult, where the cultists will defend the shitty DRM client at all costs
>waaahhhhh I don't want ANOTHER account
>waaahhhhh I want my achievements!!!
>waaahhhhh I want my thumbnails that I can sell for 3 cents
>by establishing an illegal monopoly
When did Valve establish a monopoly?
when they enforced it through illegal means.
Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
It was a scam.
It's like one of these Switch games, that are sold physically, but in the end it's a digital code for the Switch store.
Nintendo doesn't pull that shit.
And Nintendo demands that publishers who are this scummy, that they print it in big letters on the cover that they are scamming people.
>when they enforced it through illegal means.
How? When did Valve prevent you from buying games from anywhere but Steam?
>Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
Okay and?
>How?
>Okay and???
>Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
>It was a scam.
YES.
This remember this.
It was 2004 and it was a nasty surprise for everyone (zoomers do not remember this).
2004 was the year everyone made up their own DRM solution. Steam was valves DRM solution for their games not a store.
Remember the online DRM for Earth 2160? Because I do and it died hard taking the game with itself.
Then steam decided to add other games and turned itself into a """"""store"""""" Nothing about this is OK.
Daily reminder that you can play Half-Life 1 legally forever since it is a real game on a real CD.
Half-Life 2 is a DRM shit that requires the most new steam DRM launcher or it will not start. The launcher updates.
You need to get a new OS from Microsoft to play this game.
and they got Steamies by using a walking simulator, with the priority for graphics.
It's poetic.
>but but but physics
physics gimmick
lmao
>and they got Steamies by using a walking simulator
You are talking about Half-Life 2?
>and they got Steamies
Half Life fanboys where always very autistic and strange. Even when HL1 was out. And HL1 is not a good game.
>and they got Steamies
No I think they got steamies by having payed shills spam the internet forums of its time with steam propaganda
>STEAM IS SO GREAT!
>SAVIOR OF THE PC!
>I LOVE STEAM!
>STEAM SALES!
And people where literally laughing at their moronation
>I do not want to go to the physical store I want to download my games over the internet super fast and convenient
Do you also not go to the store to buy food? Because you need to get food at some point, can get a game at the same time.
>Noo internet downloads are better.
>Oh boy I can not wait to sit in front of my computer for 3h to download this new game instead of moving my ass, get some exercise and getting it installed in 1h including trip and installation (15 minutes max)
Steam is the downfall of gaming. It is getting worse and worse.
You will own nothing and you will be happy.
Literally.
they sell games in your grocery stores?
Of course, why not?
Look up argos.co.uk
They are even selling games for dirt cheap sometimes.
>they sell games in your grocery stores?
Ok zoomeroid.
I explain this to you.
I walk to this place to buy food like bread (1 venue) and other things to eat (#2 venue) like pizza or fruits.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_center
There is also another venue #3 that is literally 3 minutes walk from the place where I buy food in this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_center
where I can look at games and buy some.
Do zoomers not understand what this place in stranger things was?
https://strangerthings.fandom.com/wiki/Starcourt_Mall
You can even find restaurants there who are their own thing to literally eat food (this was a plot in stanger things).
Or other venues who sell other things like insurance or power tools.
>You are talking about Half-Life 2?
yes, Half-Life "games" are literally walking simulators.
You walk from point A to point B to point C.
>Half-Life 2 box
exactly, what an honest company would have done is put the whole game in there, but nope.
>Sorry, lol you bought this, but you must install Steam now!!!
>>Half-Life 2 box
>exactly, what an honest company would have done is put the whole game in there, but nope.
, lol you bought this, but you must install Steam now!!!
The best part?
>LOL 100 of the game is on the CDs.
>HOWEVER we added 0.001% of super special DRM code that must authenticate you with our DRM steam server LOL.
Daily reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
>Also you need to make an account with our DRM server now
Fricken scam.
>are literally walking simulators.
HL2 is better then HL1 who is crap. HL1 is true garbage.
>Oh you walked into that room
>LOL you explode, the room is full of bombs
>[search for other exit since you think this is a way in gaming to tell you you can not go there ]
>[there is no other exit]
>LOL actually you need to borderline glitch jump while save scumming to reach that door.
>LOL yea this is the real solution.
HL1 is garbage.
The HL1 fanbase is very autistic even back then
>OH MY GOD GORDON NEVER SPEAKS!
Dude I did not notice. I do not know how this is a good thing.
>OH MY GOD THE CAMERA NEVER GETS AWAY FROM GORDONS EYES!
Dude I did not notice. I do not know how this is a good thing.
Very autistic.
>Daily reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
Yeah, you also have to add code to your game since they naturally have none in there.
reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
>Yeah, you also have to add code to your game since they naturally have none in there.
The most moronic DRM gay cope.
>You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
This is literally impossible a game who has zero lines of code is not a game.
>You must add
Cool lert see reality.
>Make game
>Test if it works it works
>Did not add DRM
>Copy gets out everyone can make a copy from it
It is a unnatural, not needed for working of the game code part.
So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?
>So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?
LOL the cope.
>So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?
No. Why should they? They can be added or not. The point is that there is no reason for DRM to be added to the game for it to function 100%.
See every pirated game version.
DRM only exists to restrict you from launching a game since it needs to phone home to check if you are allowed to play it.
So we agree that music and graphics are on the same level as DRM, got it.
>So we agree that music and graphics are on the same level as DRM
No moron.
>>Also you need to make an account with our DRM server now
>Fricken scam.
FOR A SINGLE PLAYER GAME
SINGLE PLAYER
meanwhile Steamdrones:
>but muh Snoy with their MULTIPLAYER demanding an ACCOUNT that's UNACCEPTABLE
>>OH MY GOD GORDON NEVER SPEAKS!
>very autistic
Yes, I'm autistic and even I feel uncomfortable when Gordon acts like a full on schizo moron autismo and everyone acts as if Gordon was a regular human, which he clearly isn't.
>and even I feel uncomfortable when Gordon acts like a full on schizo moron autismo and everyone acts as if Gordon was a regular human, which he clearly isn't.
I mean in HL2 it is comical.
Everyone acts like he is god incarnate and a 4000IQ genius for plugging in a cable to get the teleporter working that all the guys who invented it where unable to realize.
> I feel uncomfortable
It feels cringe. Because either everyone in the HL world is moronic or they think Gordon is moronic and are praising the moron for doing trivial things.
>which he clearly isn't.
It is a unnatural way of speaking. When hey never ask him where he was or what he is doing and he never answers.
It was 2004 so we did not expect a lot from game plots or interactivity. However in contrast Halo 1 CE on PC has MC speaking very little however he speaks when it is needed and the camera moves when needed.
I find it a great way to tell a story.
HL gays however think this autistic obsession with never speaking or never lifting the camera from the eyes of the player character is pinnacle writing or something. They are fricked like this.
Doom guy never spoke or detached his camera from his eyes however you do not see people sperging out over this.
>DUDE WHY DOES DOOMGUY JUST RUN AND KILL ZOMBIES WHY DOESN'T HE COMMENT ABOUT THE TERRORS HE'S FACING AND THE DEATH AROUND HIM HES SO PSYCHOPATHIC HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Imagine this:
>"Oh Gordon, finally. I thought you were dead. So glad you are alive"
(stares autistically, without saying a word)
>"Yes, Gordon, brilliant. That's it"
(continues staring)
Steamie: THAT'S LITERALLY ME, except that no one cares if I'm alive or not, but I'm a scientist myself, I can plug in this power cord.
>>>"Oh Gordon, finally. I thought you were dead. So glad you are alive"
>(stares autistically, without saying a word)
>>"Yes, Gordon, brilliant. That's it"
>(continues staring)
This is why the HL protasgonist is some cringe autistic.
Also HL2 dialog bends over backwards
No one literally asks
>WTF!? Gordon?! Where where you?!
>>(stares autistically, without saying a word)
Because this natural reaction breaks the HL autism so no one can say this.
VS
>WTF!? Gordon?! Where where you?!
[Game gives you a fallout 3 or New Vegas box to chose your responce]
1)I don't want to talk about this
2) Shut the frick up
3)Shh not now they are listening
4)YOU ARE THE ENEMY!
5)I don't know
6)Something with a guy and lights
7)I have no idea
8) This is what I want to know myself
9) [scream in panic and fear]
10) You are hereby arrested by the combine police traitor!
Talk about:
>Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
Exactly.
You CAN't say a word, unless you literally speak, and if you do, you are even more mentally ill and the Valve troons.
Because a character like gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You), dumb morons.
>self insert
>acts full on autistic and crazy as well as psychotic
that doesn't work.
>while everyone acts extremely positively
I get the feeling that they are all afraid of Gordon.
Imagine Gordon with a blood dripping crowbar, looking full on autistic crazy.
Yeah, they are all afraid of Gordon and don't want to get murdered by the Valve schizo.
Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
>don't do anything
>he stares into the abyss, Friday the 13th style
>as crazy as you do
also
>I I totally don't kill any enemy in that walking simulator
doubt.jpg
>Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
Serious question did HL gays ever play other games? Like fallout 3?
Or fallout new Vegas?
Yes new Vegas is better here.
>Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
There is no choice to go crazy lunatic and start killing the humans.
There is no option to join the evil combine and rat out the humans.
There are no options to say crazy or moronic things and get different outcomes unlike in new vegas...
There are no options to say deeply disturbing things that will still not break your alliance with a faction however make them see you as crazy or wrong.
There are no options to say nice things that will make a faction like you more.
>>n that walking simulator
HL is not a walking simulator it is a linear shooter with a pre determined outcome to the story, exactly like halo 1.
>walking simulator
>linear shooter
one and the same
how to do that properly, look at Zelda.
Link doesn't act like an autistic schizo.
>oh noes the poor donkey
>but when I don't see animal suffering, it tastes great
that shit head should kill himself
>when I don't see animal suffering
do they actually suffer though?
we bolt the animal in the head and it dies instantly
i guess you can argue that their living conditions suck, but then you can just buy grass fed meat
>animals are stupid and don't notice that they are killed by psychos
>grass fed means great living conditions
why don't you eat grass?
maybe we will let you out every other day for a bit until you get killed.
humans can't digest grass dummy!
>Because a character like gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You), dumb morons.
ever did feel right.
>gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You)
This can not work in any traditional game, like EVER this would require you to literally have some RPG system where you literally can give yourself 10 in every category and this can make the game trivial or impossible to beat. Also the game literally must trust you to be honest.
>While yes I won the world boxing 20 times in a row and am a master hacker in my free time while also being a expert sniper who mastered every weapon known to man!
>is supposed to be a self insert
OK.
Look at fallout 3. My character does not speak however I can chose what to say to other characters who respond to me saying this.
>is supposed to be a self insert
Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation. You literally can not simply decide to be yourself if you literally are a master of every weapon known to man, you must work in the limited RPG system of fallout 3 with a limit on points.
>is supposed to be a self insert
Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation.
This does not work, unless you IRL actually know how to shoot a gun you should have no skill in guns in that game same for HL yet you have.
You also have only skill with the in game guns so if the game does not have the AK-47 that you mastered only some SF gun then it is not you.
>is supposed to be a self insert
Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation. What if I spend my life mastering truck driving and can drive and park a truck in reverse like a GOD? There is no truck driving in fallout or HL.
> to be a self insert for (You),
I do not think about games in this way and I do not like gordon being made in this way.
>uses bethesda fallout as an example
>>uses bethesda fallout as an example
YES.
Now what?
It literally has dialog and the protagonist does not speak (unlike fallout 4) The dialog choices are also let you do lots of decisions (unlike fallout 4) and it is a FPS (unlike Fallout 1 and 2)
>Steam is the downfall of gaming. It is getting worse and worse.
Dumb frick. Steam literally carried gaming. Through 2000's PC gaming was being declared "dead" with consoles getting preferential treatment, and studios abandoned or ignored PC gaming because "PC gamers are pirates and never buy games, releasing a game for PC is suicide" then steam turned the tide around to more games releasing and getting ported to PC because it showed companies PC gamers are in fact interested in buying games. Without steam pc gaming would either be barren as frick with only releases to look forward to being mom games and point and click titles, or we'd be using games for windows live instead.
LMAO
>yes, PC gaming was totally dead
>Half-Life 2 was the only game released on PC
LMAO
>not like it's dead nowadays
it actually is, thanks to ~~*Valve*~~
>Dumb frick.
Eat shit moron.
> Steam literally carried gaming.
It literally did not.
And no everyone deciding to abandon their own moronic DRM server to go to steams DRM is not carrying gaming since in a sane world the government would have stopped DRM right there and now. It did not.
> Steam literally carried gaming.
Nice propaganda you keep on repeating.
> PC gaming was being declared "dead" with consoles getting preferential treatment
LOL no one cares what some jurnos say.
>"PC gamers are pirates
Ok so you support tyranny and not PIRACY AKA gamers freedom. Good to know.
> then steam turned the tide around
WTF Literally how? You can still pirate steam games???? WTF are you saying you self contradicting moron.
Info for the watchers I encountered this repeated identical propaganda so many times that I know how it fails.
>t showed companies PC gamers are in fact interested in buying games
AHAHAHAHA.
And these companies did not know this????
From their own sales data from brick and mortar stores and the publishers who did give them this data?
Or from the profits they made????
WTF you moron! This is the most moronic shit I have ever read.
>. Without steam pc gaming
No NO NO.
PC gaming was fine see Homeworld 1 and 2 literally a PC exclusive with ZERO console ports. No DRM on CDs.
What publishers wanted is more control and the internet gave it to them so they can have DRM in their games and the games phone home to spy and give you the privilege of playing it.
>to being mom games
The frick? Is homeworld or carmageddon a mom game?
>or we'd be using games for windows live instead.
AH yes. The
>Other DRM platforms where worse then steam so therefore steam is the best
Argument.
>and point and click titles
Imagine writing this.
I figured a shitskin like you wouldn't understand my point at all. Homeworld 1 and 2 & carmageddon are old-ass games from before steam started taking off. The PC community was cucked out of all kinds of games through the 2000's or only given awful pity ports because PC gaming was considered dead and all pc gamers were considered dirty pirates not worth supporting. Do you know why Saints Row 1, Darkness 1 or the first mercenaries game was released on consoles only? Or why only the first gears of war game had a windows release? Because PC gaming was getting ignored and abandoned by studios that were favoring consoles and thought them immune to piracy. Only through games for windows live and then steam PC started getting more attention.
>Homeworld 1 and 2 & carmageddon are old-ass games
>Homeworld 2 is a old-ass games
AHHAHAHAAH
Homeworld 2 relese date 2003
HL2/Steam relese date 2004!
AHAHAHAHAH
So homeworld 2 released before steam was even a thing? Thanks for proving my point. Homeworld 2 was the black sheep of the franchise (before homeworld 3 at least) so definitely not a pillar of pc gaming. Still not acknowledging or deboonking what I actually said btw.
>deboonking what I actually said btw.
It is already debunked on all levels.
>Homeworld 2 is le old
It literally released 1 year before steam.
It literally was for PC only.
>Noo everyone has abandoned PC gaming for consoles only steam saved it!
You propaganda is wrong.
>Homeworld 1 (1999) and 2 (2003)
>argument for stability of PC market in early 10's
zoomer
>LMAO
This is why I keep on debating steam fanboys they are the most moronic and pathetic there is.
that's a myth. tons of games were releasing on pc all the time in the 2003-2008 era.
If only epic would offer free games that weren't shit I MIGHT consider installing it
I already have a backlog too big. Also
Who cares about DA:I in 2024? I already made the mistake of trying it ages ago when it came out because a friend of mine kept shilling it.
If there's a game I actually want to play, I'll buy and play it. I have 0 interest in free games released 5+ years ago 99% of the time unless it's something I missed.
you cannot repel me more efficiently than by putting the word "epic" in a product or service
Honestly, I just think Epic's annoying as hell, with several things being missing on their launcher.
I don't even like Steam, but at least it's easier to use that shit.
Also, no one likes forced exclusivity, which EGS has done repeatedly.
All of my games are already on Steam
EPIC GAMES STORE IS LITERALLY SPYWARE
everything else is just extra reasons.
Steam is spywhere,windows is spyware, the browser youre using is spyware, the websites you go to spy on you,
windows doesn't give your data to Winnie the Pooh
steam doesnt browse my computer
i dont use windows
firefox is not spyware
also "everyone does it so its fine" is pure reddit take, but you do you
>windows is spyware
Good thing im not using windows
>the browser youre using is spyware
Im not a chromeBlack person either
>conveniently ignore the part about Steam being Spyware too
If you're talking about the steam client itself, no, Valve is an actual company with an actual business so there's no real incentive for datamining.
To the point that it's a cliche that stupid people will intentionally admit that they intend on maliciously using your data by erroneously stacking Valve on "companies that collect your data".
You reaaaaally think they collect all that detailed year in review data for funsies?
it's an opt-in feature. when we talk about data mining they usually just do it because you use their service.
this goes for the vast majority of software you use
You mean all the data that's on your public steam account that you can review at any time at
https://help.steampowered.com/en/accountdata
Can I see what games I own without downloading your client?
Of course not.
Getting a game off EGS is worse than the experience you have pirating it, so what games that are worth playing & have added functionality has timmy given us?
The best thing he's given is the Town of Salem 2 premium pack and I just linked that to my steam account & then uninstalled it off EGS again
I don't think about Epic at all
Tim's a dick, and we all know if EGS was the monopoly, we'd be getting fricked fifty times worse.
I'd rather get a 10% discount on a store that fricking works and has access to my extensive library than get shit for free on a store that doesn't fricking work.
Money isn't the issue, I can pirate those "free" games anyway. Moreover steam often goes on a 50%+ sales spree which causes me to buy shit I'll never play just the same.
no one is against getting free games, but the fact you have to use the shittiest client ever made to play them doesn't help.
Did you know that, until recently, for SEVERAL YEARS, the Epic "Games Shop" didn't even have a damn shopping cart? That's how bad it is.
Because it's obviously an underhanded tactic to get people into their store which is bad otherwise
And the only reason they can do this is because they are rolling in Fortnite money otherwise EGS would have died years ago
It's sad and pathetic they are still trying this while their store is still vastly inferior to Steam
I'm not poor enough to dive into dumpsters to get free food
I'm not poor enough to install EGS to get free games
>everyone
I'm not against it but i have nothing to gain from it. When i see a game that looks good i just buy it so Valve, Epic, EA or whoever giving out free games is of no consequence to me.
>platform wars
The absolute state of pc gaming.
I'm not making another fricking account, Timmy.
I already got bamboozled into making a Steam account so I'm gonna stick with that.
If I want free games, I pirate.
For me the issue has always been the lack of user reviews. I’m sure publishers are orgasming at the thought of consumers having even less of a voice.
& I also think EGS exclusives are anti-consumer
doesn't EPIC have crypto scam games?
why would they have crypto scam games?
always do the opposite of what gabe says
Someday Timmy will be hit by a truck, that will be a good day.
i support steam because its waaay more transfriendfly with all the social features. it put more hours into making and leveling up my steam profile level than my top 3 games combined lol
>Steam is waaaaay more troon friendly
>Most troons only interact off of steam and funnel homosexuals to discord because valve is proactive with shutting down grooming in steam chats
lol
>why is everyone against that black van that gives out free candy?
>open epic games launcher
>check free game
>click get
>I have Dragon Age: Inquisition now if I ever decide thats something I want to play, as well as all the other games I do this for each week
>close epic games launcher
>never read or care about anything screeching internet autists say
>epic gives away free games
>nobody buys games, just waits for free games they like
>developer suffer
>steam gets 30% cut, standard business practice
>sell bazillions
>still lets users refund and review
>publishers bend the knee
No competition even though Steam lets any company try
Because Epic is literal spyware.
These free games are just bait to try and get your information.
this may be a shock to you but your information is already harvested and sold everywhere.
and that excuses Epic from doing it how?
you've already been stabbed once so surely you wouldn't mind being stabbed again
If that's the principle and moral you want to stick to you should refuse to go online at all.
>Don't want to be stabbed? Never go outside. If you get stabbed it's your fault because you went to a place where people can stab you.
>i will get stabbed anywhere so i will only refuse the use the epic store because i might get stabbed there too
I might get stabbed at Steam but Steam has advantages that balance out the risk of getting stabbed
Epic has no advantages so I'd be going there to get stabbed for nothing
>"Just unlock your front door bro, you don't have anything to hide from us, right?"
It's based on Google Chrome, so yeah, that's spyware.
Sadly for you, the Shit-Cream DRM Valve client has done the exact same.
Guess what
Your information is already out there the moment you gave it out to any service, public or private.
All that talk about information. But what they're exactly getting?
>here's a game that you're not interested in
>now install my shitty launcher, support my anti-consumerism practices and mage china great again goy!
egs feels so shit to use that i dont even want the free games on it.
China will blow smoke up your ass to get you, then once they have you in the trap, the CCP hammer comes down on your skull. Pretending to be nice and civil to lure idiots in wont work on me.
Look at what they do once you dont have options.
steamcels
Battered housewife syndrome.
>no, no, no, he didn't want to slap me
>no, no, no, he totally loves me
>sure, he abuses me every day, but it's my own fault
>he actually saved me, he's a good guy
I've got literally hundreds of free games in my epic library, and I've even bought a few when they were on really good sales (steeper than Steam's lowest price) + I had an epic coupon, but I still just don't care about my EGS account and still use Steam for 99% of things because that's just where all my "real" stuff is. In this market, the early bird dominates forever. Also, achievements are such a moronic thing, but they were absolutely genius way to get people to choose and stick with one platform over the other, with all else being equal.
the lion = me
the hand = gaben
the dog = timmy
thats not a lion you dummy
I already get free games without installing a trojan disguised as a anticheat rootkit
I remember someone actually rule34'd the office chick and it looked pretty good.
I'm not bothered by epic handing out free games. Their client just happens to be a lot worse than steam's client to the point that I don't even play the free games I've redeemed because I'd have to log in to download them.
i try out the free games i collected on EGS when im really bored. And when i like on of them I buy them on steam so i dont have to launch EGS everytime to play it.
>buy
>Steam
choose one
https://store.steampowered.com/subscriber_agreement/
>I pay for a game that I already have legally obtained for free.
That's next level autism
i use egs to demo games. problem?
You are free to waste your money however you want
thanks, you too tim.
EGS is that bad.
Maybe I need more than free games. Also, free things usually... have an ulterior motive.
I honestly never had a problem, except the few times they stole games and made them exclusive.
>Epic pays for exclusivity to screw steam, but really the gamers
All I needed to know. If they try to frick you over as the underdog, what will they do once in control?
They will never be on control.
yea gotta be careful. they might make every game free if they follow their modus operandis to their logical conclusion
Like no ads on netflix and prime? How long did that last homosexual?
netflix was ad-free for longer than you've been alive, galpha.
>hey guys, why do you keep saying Jimmy's bad, he just gave me this fentanyl for free
If something is being given to you free there's definitely a reason. And there's zero chance it's to benefit you in any way.
>logical conclusion
>as if you thought about it at all
Quit pretending.
>noooo, don'T have exclusives
>exclusives should be illegal
>noooo, those exclusives on Steam are fine
kys
>Exclusives on steam
What?
>there are no games exclusively on Steam
Im perfectly fine, happy even, with Timmy giving me free games every week.
Im also curious as to why he'd think training his userbase to not buy games would be a good long term strategy
I always get the free games but I've never played a single one of them
10%? I only ever buy games on Steam that are 70%+ off.
Might be because of achievementgays unironically
why can't publishers just put their games on other storefronts alongside steam
Mostly it's because they're lazy.
Hell they don't even have to worry about actually making their games DRM free on GOG anymore.
The latter. I just get them all for free from rutracker so I don't bother with digital scam stores.
>made account 6 years ago
>login
>claim free weekly game
>leave
My epic library is better then most peoples steam library and I paid $0.00
Because they brought the idea of toxic exclusivity to PC, mostly. Dauntless was a fun little Monster Hunter clone that ran great on its' own, had its' own working launcher. Epic notices and cuts a deal with them: "Hey kid, you want cross-platform functionality with consoles like the Switch? Then sign this lifetime agreement to ONLY be on the Epic store. That includes shutting down your STORE AGNOSTIC launcher." - They took the deal, pissing off the PC community who didn't even need Steam let alone Epic, and got a bunch of console babbies in exchange.
I don't see it as "Steam vs Epic", I see it as Epic manipulating homosexuals with freebies to build fake good will(which costs the developers more than it costs Epic) and ruining perfectly good non-epic, non-steam store-agnostic solutions like Dauntless' independent launcher.
Frick Epic.
>Because they brought the idea of toxic exclusivity to PC, mostly.
Steam drones are insane.
>mentions store-agnostic and non-steam multiple times
>STEAM DRONES AMIRITE
>Because they brought the idea of toxic exclusivity to PC
Valve did this by practically forcing publishers to put their games on their platform during 2009-2012
No, they did it with valve DRM. Even if you buy it elsewhere you have to use valve for games with valve DRM
Pretty sure even with the 12% cut without Steamworks it's EGS that's ripping off the developers, not Valve.
Why is this even a meme anyways? Yes obviously a woman is going to be ok with chads advances and hate fat incels advances. Its not worth pointing out as its just common sense. Would you feel the same way getting a compliment from stacy vs some obese ugly woman?
>some obese ugly woman
I only get compliments from fat old mexican ladies and I appreciate them
Frick off tim
Forget the free games. What the FRICK happened to the coupons?
Timmy ran out of money last year and had to fire 1000 people. I can't wait to see the shitshow when they eventually stop the free games lmao.
Because epic is just doing it to push their shitty launcher while trying to make paid exclusivity cancer a thing on PC. People can see right through it so they either ignore or just take the free games and not spend a dime.
The cloud system (local vs online) ninja deleted my Fallout 3 save without warning.
When you play on epic you have to make backups, 5IN ANOTHER FOLDER, i made a backup insid emy save folder and this beast just dleeted the whole fricking save folder
tbf, you played fallout 3
Epic's account ID system is just too convoluted. It's like a 64 string of alphanumeric characters that makes save transfers and configurations a hassle to go through.
i don't support companies with owned by tencent
The only thing I like about epic is that it let's you access your library with other launchers. Which isn't the highest praise, that the launcher is so shit you don't have to use it, but it's still pretty handy.
Freebies is the lowest form of marketing when you can't compete with price and feature.
It tells me that the seller is desperate to sell their shitty products.
It's a dogshit platform, ugly soulless launcher, it doesn't feel like a true library for games, its like some weird limbo state.
I haven't played a single game Epic has given me because there is no point. My friends won't see my hours played, they won't see my achievements, they won't even see what I'm playing.
>epic trannies coping
Who cares about free games? Piracy is a thing. And the games epic hands out for free include shity games like Saints Row Reboot or The Outter Worlds. No matter how many shit or mediocre games they hand out for free, it won't change the fact Epic is just a shittier version of steam (or any game store in general) that is full of actual crypto, NFT and AI shovelware
Never forget when ebin gaymes store didn't even have a SHOPPING CART and banned people for buying too many games in a short amount of time
I genuinely have no idea what kind of mental illness you need to have to be a epic store shill.
Is there any way to play on PC for the gamer who hates Steam, hates Gabe Newell and only has a potato laptop with only 1.00 Ghz and 2 GB of ram?
homie who the frick has such a calculator of a computer in 2024?! Even 90's computers had stronger specs than this.
My Processor Is a AMD E1-2100 APU with Radeon(TM) HD Graphics with 1.00GHz
I have incredibly can run windows 10
>I have incredibly can run windows 10
you should use some lightweight linux at that point
And which Linux distro could run perfectly with the limited resources and potato that I have?
gentoo
you only will be playing some old stuff and indieslop with those specs, GOG is perfect for that
I have another problem.
And I can only download games that are totally free.
Any free to play that I can play with my limited resources?
just have a nice day already poorgay
And is there an ideal platform/system for the gamer who can only play completely free to play video games?
Pirate old bidya.
Install some super light linux OS and get mednafen
There's no way your PC is that bad, those are 90s specs. Why do tech illiterate zoomers come here to spout this nonsense?
Steam is just that good
Because they're fat and ugly
>literally everything Tim does is a ploy to frick over steam because he is assmad about industry standard rates
>only reason I give a frick because epic wiener suckers come in to ree about steam being a monopoly because they think that giving out free games should entitle epic to my patronage, when I would rather pirate then give them an iota of my time or data
here's reality
>the ability to buy keys from other storefronts
Gabe's okay with that? He won't delete my entire account if he ever finds out I got Dying Light from a key site?
Why would he give a shit? It's a Steam key, meaning that it was acquired legitimately in the first place, so either someone paid for it or it was a free giveaway. He's not losing one cent if you buy a G2A key or whatever.
Steam doesn't take a cut from key activations
yeah but the keys need to be bought first, which they take a cut from like every other purchase
They don't, devs can generate keys for free and they can do more or less whatever they want with them after that. Well, they say you can't give steam users a worse deal than buying a key but I don't know if they enforce that.
Why would he? It's the same as buying a gift for a friend as a key, and then giving it later to them written in an envelope or whatever.
Not to mention you have entire companies like Humble Bundle, which gives games (for example) in bundles for which they need keys.
Provided it wasn't illegally obtained, yeah, they don't care if you use keysites.
if steam didnt want you using key sites they wouldnt allow you to activate keys in the first place.
getting keys means you risk your account.
>oops, we found out that your keys were (illegal), we are restricting your account because of that, because the customer is always responsible
Maybe, but this never happened even once to anyone yet.
>the ability to buy keys from other stores
>oh your key was ~~*illegally obtained*~~ we just screwed over your account, it's your fault, you should have paid directly
>reasonable refund, like oops, sorry, too late
>mentally ill OS support, which means it may somewhat werk
>eroge
sure if you like sterilized eroges you have to patch. Rather buy eroges from platforms that values the genre.
I unironically would rather pay money to have a game on Steam than pay nothing and have it on EGS.
Nothing is free. You pay with your soul.
fanboying anything is cringe af
I take all the free games and not play them equally
Giving our free games to gain market share is anti competitive
hardcore gaymers are usually autistic spazzers and autists usually don't like change. also, gaben looks pretty spergy himself, so it's obvious why the gaymer community decided to make him their god and savior.
Against? They can give Tim's balls for all I care I ain't touching that store with a ten foot pole
OH MY GOOOOD
You mean when I enter my birth year to look at an M rated game... STEAM STORES THAT INFORMATION???
AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
Is this what a zoomer who worships steam looks like?
>birth year
I admit it is reaching here however:
>AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
>THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
This is wrong you moronic zoomeroid.
Back in the day you did go to a physical store and did buy a game that you owned on a CD or cartridge.
And the game did not phone home to the store to let you play it.
This is what was lost when the DRM digital stores started.
>AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
>THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you.
Buy a steam card at the store with cash you moronic homosexual
>Double replying because you're mad
>Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you
yes it was, because gaming stores had cameras outside the stores. even back in the nineties.
>yes, the cameras!!!! everyone tracked you already!!! they had microcameras and put it into the games and they scanned whatever you were doing 24/7!!! Therefore Valve being a snake is okay, because all they are doing like uploading your whole RAM is totally fine.
>yes it was
LOL no it was not.
>>yes, the cameras!!!! everyone tracked you already!!! they had microcameras and put it into the games and they scanned whatever you were doing 24/7!!! Therefore Valve being a snake is okay, because all they are doing like uploading your whole RAM is totally fine.
Basically this.
However lets dissect the zoomeroid.
>ecause gaming stores had cameras outside the stores
Not all of them.
Also your parents or someone else can buy the game and give ti to you.
There where people resealing old games who did not have cameras on them 24/7.
The point is you moronic zoomer that you can play the game or do whatever. You know this if you played old pre 2004 games or cartridge based games.
The game did not phone home to steam to start.
>yes it was
No it was not, your name and lots of information is on your credit card number. Literally entered into steams database forever.
Cash is not tractable.
>b-b-b- the 90s cameras
Are VHS you dumb frick and probably will get the tapes purged after 30 days. Also ever tried to review VHS tapes? Not only is the quality ass it is not digital or easy to scan with a AI. IT does not have facial tracking and identification.
Reviewing VHS tapes like this was a painful process if you did make a crime and involved shit loads of police officers doing painful work to find out what gayot did buy a game.
And these games are not DRM they do not phone home to some DRM server like all steam games do (also EGS games).
>b-b-b you can buy with gift cards and
And the game still fricken phones home every time you start it.
And the Steam social network still records all your friends and every conversation you did have with them! Do I continue?!
if the fuzz reeeaallyy wanted to find you, they could. so yes, it was. cope and seethe because you aren't worth thecoppers' time and effort, homosexual.
>if the fuzz reeeaallyy wanted to find you
>So therefore steam sending all my data and spying on me and what games I play and what I say and begin a DRM cancer that literally holds my games hostage is 300% OK.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I hope valve does some error and VAC bans you so you can suck its dick harder!
>le reddit spacing
You don't even have to buy it with cash. Stores are not allowed to store your credit cards and personal details without massive onerous regulation. Steam *pays* to have consultants that manage all this data collection because it's so immensely profitable for them to be spyware. Any honest company who just wanted to sell games would simply delete all the unimportant details and save themselves a truckload of hassle. Steam doesn't. That tells you they are double dipping, taking your money for you to "buy" games and then selling data to the highest bidder for extra profit.
this is also why they don't allow direct downloads for "non DRM games".
this is also why they don't show you which games have DRM and which don't.
their mission is to install their shitty client onto all computers.
Really surprising that they are obviously immune regarding laws.
Jeffrey Epstein was also immune regarding laws.
So weird.
Almost as if they offer a "service" to the corrupt government.
>because it's so immensely profitable for them to be spyware
I am so sure it's definitely more money than they get being THE pc gaming store front, and ABSOLUTELY WORTH alienating everyone else that opts out of other store fronts.
>same look
>0 source
You motherfrickers don't even bother trying a little.
>>0 source
LOL.
Read the entire thing dumb shit!
https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/firefox
>read the entire thing
You fricking moronic 1 IQ digit mongoloid, you posted no link and cropped all of it. What I am supposed to read? A fricking fart of schizo rambling about GET request?
Anyway go frick yourself I found it myself. No need of your moronic link.
>you posted no link
EXACTLY!
Now silence yourself and learn in silence.
You are to learn what this website is by looking at partial screenshots alone.
First time interacting with Ganker?
>What I am supposed to read?
https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/steam
https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/firefox
> A fricking fart of schizo rambling about
Nice try. Now go back to quoting steam.com propaganda articles.
>Because valve can never lie
>neocities
kys you actually troony freak
So now explain in your own words what's wrong with Firefox, considering despite the "Spyware Level: High" rating, even the article says you can turn off all this "spyware" (Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw). Which anyone who cares will have done.
>software spies on you
>buuuuutttttt I can disable it to some level via internal settings
>now I will trust this untrustworthy software and update
good lord
>Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw
You ignored this for some weird reason.
>buuuuutttttt I can disable it to some level via internal settings
Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy?
>it phones home where I'm surfing
>that that's not spyware
imagine how moronic a Steamie has to be to act like this
>a problem
WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
The Firefox developers have proven themselves to be untrustworthy (funded also by Google), therefore one shall not use their shitty software
>WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
Why do you have auto-update turned on? Why would anyone so invested in what is spyware ever fricking do that?
>it phones home where I'm surfing
It doesn't phone home, a GET call with no stipulation on failure is not phoing home lmao.
>manual updates change everything
they don't, moron.
>it just phones home lmao
shut up, shill
Look if you want to make your samegay less obvious do it more than a minute apart, but I'll ask again. Why are you fricking updating a program if you don't know what the update actually entails?
>he doesn't know what samegayging is
moron
>Why are you updating your spyware without reading the changelog
this is how moronic Steamies are
>Valve hasn't mentioned any Spyware changes, so there can't be Spyware changes
Untrustworthy software is untrustworthy
>when I update manually, that changes everything
moron
>I will look at the surce to check what they changed
lol
So, you just update when it tells you to without investigating what the update entails? That seems really fricking stupid for someone obsessed with spyware.
>I will read all the code changes and compile it myself
you don't, and you can't, stop lying shill.
>but but I read the changelog of my spyware
LMAO
spies on you
I can disable it to some level via internal settings
>>now I will trust this untrustworthy software and update
Steamie zoomers everyone.
>good lord
Yes this is this crazy.
I can disable it to some level via internal settings
>Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
YIKES!
>It is still OK because if I jump around and make 100s of changes in its obscure configuration files that no one who is sane should ever do or know about it will promise not to do the spying.
YIKES!
>Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy?
>WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
Mozzila ships it like this.
This is the default way it operates.
WHY the frick would you suck this corporations dick after this?
>(Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw)
Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.
>So now explain in your own words what's wrong with Firefox
It is literally controlled opposition payed by google... that is turning more and more into unusable shit....
To the spyware.
>Sends lots of data about your PC
>Sends lots of data about browsing history
>Encourages you to use pocket and sink to be locked into fire fox and send more data to Mozilla officially.
>Wants you to use a web browser as a password manager (very bad, vendor lock in)
This is the start if you want to see how actual internet communication should look like see FTP.
>Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.
And how does that make it spyware? You're going to need to actually try this time.
>It is literally controlled opposition payed by google... that is turning more and more into unusable shit....
Never mind you're just a schizo
>And how does that make it spyware?
WOW
>So yea it sends data to mozzila (the definition of spyware) however how is this action spyware?
WOW zoomeroid WOW.
mozzila is not needed in this interaction at all. It is spyware if it behaves like this.
This is a fricken web browser for fricks sake!
> you're just a schizo
So you are now fighting mozzila itself who publishes its donors list?
>(the definition of spyware)
lol, sorry I thought you knew what spyware meant. My mistake, schizo.
>Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.
What data?
>Sends lots
>Sends lots
What data?
>What data?
Educate yourself.
Deflecting your own ignorance on the subject
>provide source
>post link to troonycities
>Firefox does a GET to a txt file so it's spyware
Eh?
>chinese spyware
>made entirely in electron
>shit UI
>no linux support
>they created unreal engine
and most importantly, they delisted classic unreal games... absolutely idiotic and madening
Stockholm Syndrome
everyone knows this
you should use brave
brave sells data, too
haven't seen Ganker leak to Ganker like this since 2018
based re/g/ards
>haven't seen Ganker leak to Ganker like this since 2018
>based re/g/ards
Thanks.
Valve fanboys are one of the worst people around.
They cope and suck valves dick for no reason.
Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
This is to stop """"cheating in games"""" by """"detecting suspicious processes""""
>Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
lol, so you're saying Steam sends all 32GB of my RAM every clock tick via my own internet connection?
take your meds snoyjeet
>lol, so you're saying Steam sends all 32GB of my RAM
You are not using 100% of your RAM moron.
>every clock tick
Not every clock tick.
>via my own internet connection?
Yes.
Valve admits to this.
>lol, so you're saying Steam sends
Look what valve is saying itself. Steam does this to detect if a program you are running is not a le cheating application.
>RAM every clock tick via my own internet connection?
Valve is hiding the specifics feel free to use wire shark to see how it works in reality.
>take your meds snoyjeet
LOL imagine denying reality and contradicting your own valve corporation.
why do you suck valves dick so hard?
>You are not using 100% of your RAM moron.
Great, most games still use upwards of 8GB nowadays so you're saying it's uploading 8+GB of RAM every time it does this?
>Not every clock tick.
So it's NOT sending all my RAM then is it, but I'd still love a link to Valve saying they do this or someone using Wireshark to "prove" this so I can laugh at you harder
>So it's NOT sending all my RAM then is it,
LOL. Yes it is.
Literally your argument:
>If the snapshot is made every minute of 100% of my RAM it is not spyware
LOL.
The point is that steam literally can see all your procesess and upload whatever it wants to valve or all of it.
You password manager decrypted with all your passwords?
Send to valve because you have steam on your system.
Your web browser with its history?
Send to valve because you have steam on your system.
All the file names and folder structure on your computer?
Send to valve because you have steam on your system.
It can literally do anything and valve admits it.
>but I'd still love a link to Valve saying they do this
OK.
https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/571A-97DA-70E9-FF74
https://www.reddit.com/r/VACsucks/comments/mdpzbu/how_vac_works_and_why_its_not_effective_come_in/?rdt=49252
>The Active Protection is composed by different threads that read the process memory and the whole ram continuously, again and again to search for a cheat signature.
>read the process memory and the whole ram
>the whole ram
>the whole ram
>the whole ram
https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/anti-cheat-bypass/128973-does-vac-excactly-work-noob-version.html
inb4
>but but I trust Valve
>Timmy is spyware, Valve would never do uhhhh
>it's okay to send my whole RAM to Valve, because they would never search through it, harvesting accounts and cookies and shiiieeetttt
>but but Epic is evil
>VAC
Okay so immediately we've downgraded from Valve to games using their anti-cheat, wonder why you didn't point that out.
>The Active Protection is composed by different threads that read the process memory and the whole ram continuously, again and again to search for a cheat signature.
You do realise that in that link, by a literal who, I might add he is talking about ALL anti-cheats, not just VAC and is completely wrong.
Seriously, is some moron on Reddit the best source you could find?
>he is talking about ALL anti-cheats
YES. All anti cheats are spyware by nature.
>b-b-b- it is the VAC part of Steam not 100% of steam.
Is this your argument?
>Seriously, is some
I need to google harder to find valve saying about scanning process memory, however they do that. It is how the technology works.
>I need to google harder to find valve saying about scanning process memory, however they do that. It is how the technology works.
I'll be waiting all day
take your meds and go back you mentally ill homosexual
>tech illiterate snoyjeet doesn't know how computers work
of course
>Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
You wouldn't download a RAM.
I hate chinks. Simple as.
If I wanted free games I would go on thepiratebay.
Epic has dogshit UX. Simple as. I don't understand how people in 2024 can't just copy steam.
Like how is the search function so fricking dogshit that you actually want to check a 3rd party on a browser to see wtf is on there.
apparently, it takes time to add stuff. they took forever just to add a check-out basket to the program.
no one is against gibs, but they don't even give away good games anymore, just indie trash
money dried up pretty fast
It's bait. Like free candy from a guy in a van with lots of space in the back seat. Or an invitation for free pizza that turn out to be a cult recruitment meeting. Or free jobs no experience required that turns out to be a scam. The free shit is the bait on the hook
There's nothing good to say about the EGS Game Store, that's why their only marketing strategy is to try and fling mud at Steam.
I would never support Tim and Epic because they were part of the "PC is dead" movement. How dare they come crawling back then claim they're the new savior of PC gaming.
I get free games on a platform I already use daily, why do I need a shittier application (an amazing feat) than Steam?
I hate Tim, simple as. When you give out free shit left and right, then you have to wonder what the deal is. Is what you have to offer for money not worth it and so you are trying to pump your value? Or is it simply that the potential audience is the means to your money through their personal information and that is what the grift is? Either way, I've already got a "game launcher" i don't need another or thirty more clogging shit up because they couldn't play nice together.
just do like the rest of us bro, log in occasionally for the free game and log out again. how fricking hard can that be?
>Free game is something that you likely own already or is shovelware
I don't hate EGS for this, but I also find no reason to give a shit. My friend will always make a point to mention the free games just so he can add them to his library "for later" He's yet to play a single one.
I even forget to get the free epic games
epic are dreaming if they think i'm logging into that shit every week
they're giving away cisquisition lmao
that's like giving you a free vasectomy
>hurr they give away $gaem
Every week one or two new ones, keep seething
>not using waterfox
literally moronic
>using waterfox
>not librewolf or that one jap fork
Found the moron
>ebin games store shills have no more ground to claim their shitty store is better than steam anymore so they resort to shizo spergouts, throwing shit at valve and accusing people of being "corpo dicksuckers" when they spent YEARS sucking off epic games and their shitty store
Kek
>>ebin games store shills have no more ground to claim their shitty store is better than steam anymore so they resort to shizo spergouts
Peak schizophrenia and the mind of a valve drone.
>>ebin games store shills
I
NEVER FRICKEN SHILLED THAT STORE!
Want to know what I PROMOTE!
PIRACY.
Pirate your games!
Also owning games legally like in the old days of REAL physical media.
OR GOG, gog is nice while it gives you DRM free games.
Want to continue this discussion you colossal steam gayot?
>Noo My (STEAM) DRM spyware platform is better then your (EGS) DRM spyware platform REEEE
You are mentally ill.
Sorry, I just don't want to install any more DRMs. I'll get my free copy through other means.
>he's starting to samegay and go "omg so true kind stranger take my reddit gold" to himself"
Pathetic
what color do you think this epic shill's skin is?
it devalues gaming, and that's a good thing.
Im gonna buy games only on steam purerly because they take 30% cut out of heckin based deverinos
maybe people would be more willing to install egs if it wasn't actual dogshit software
I read through it. Regretting it. Outdated as frick. At best 2-3 valid points. Everything else can be turned off which you are doing anyway if you are privacy concerned, shit makes absolute sense if you touched software dev or not understanding what the frick is going on (citing Do Not Track discussion as proof of spyware from someone thinking it is an order for a website not a request as if Forefox could control 3rd party website).
Motherfricker author is scared of words "uniquely" and "identifying" occurring together regardless of what they refer to. Actually believes that a timestamp to identify build of browser is somehow a spyware to ID user.
>all those references to linux
Ah, so that's the power level of linux users? Grim.
I'm pulling for Epic. Not because I like them or their Chinese overlords but because competition is always good for the consumer. If we could get a good third store in this race we'd be cooking with gas. Maybe Microsoft will get their shit together and make it happen now that they're all the way over the X-Box experiment.
Susan is cute.
Tribalism, too attached to their team. Your choices define you now.
your game has DRM?
>i buy it
your game has no DRM?
>i pirate it
simple as that
if you do not even attempt to protect what you make then you deserve nothing
I already hate steam, I don't want to install additional DRM bloatware
The only reason I use steam over other DRM is because I have friends who were already using it
If the product is free, then you are trading in your personal information. Simple as.
Why are people moronic?
>Been using Steam since it's launch.
>Have never had any issues with my account
>Have not had my card/bank information ever used without me knowing
>Still have all my games on Steam
And you know what? I'll still probably have all that when I inevitably die from some weight related complication. Everyone calling out shit for Spyware is just shouting at a brick wall. Your info is already out there, but I still haven't suffered any consequences. Just shut up and go play some games already, damn.
Enjoy being on a watch list because you played some edgy game in 2018 .
> Everyone calling out shit for Spyware is just shouting at a brick wall.
Have fun not having a job because your gaming behavior becomes public.
>Still have all my games on Steam
Fun fact you literally do not.
Remember that steam pushed a update that deleted the problematic parts of the Stanley parable. Yet you did not notice that one.
>Remember that steam pushed a update that deleted the problematic parts of the Stanley parable.
?
>?
Look the steamie does not know.
AAHAHAHA
https://steamcommunity.com/app/221910/discussions/0/792924952358334606/?l=schinese&fp=2&ctp=9
https://www.pcgamer.com/the-stanley-parable-creator-removing-offensive-content/
You will never see this in your steam version of the Stanley parable
Because this is racist!
Keep on sucking the dick of valve and your shit slavery system known as steam.
>nooo the dev did this not
You have a DRM shit known as steam on your system it auto updated and removed this from your game. This is why auto updating software is evil.
>nooo the dev did this not
And I still have my pirated version who will be the same forever.
And the GOG installer who will be the same forever.
And the cartridges with my games who will be the same forever.
You are being ass fricked because you are to addicted to steam and crafting that
>I'm GabeNs personal frick toy
Badge by buying games and raising your steam level to ever notice.
Hello saar
Steamie: wtf, remove this racist content (because it goes against black people)
also
Steamie: Hello saar (this fine, because it goes against brown people)
>also
>Steamie
This is why everyone laughs at Steamies.
EGS is basically identical to steam.
The only good thing valve has over EGS are the user reviews, this is it. Nothing more.
The non stop screeching how EGS is literally the devil while downplaying the same shit valve is ding is why people laugh at Steamies.
God are these gayots moronic.
das
das racist!!!
he burnt the Black child!!!!
offensive!!!!
baaaaaaaaa
>das
>das racist!!!
>he burnt the Black child!!!!
>offensive!!!!
>baaaaaaaaa
YES.
And thanks to the magic of DRM and Steam and auto updates the dev can correct this racism.
Thank god for Steam. If this was released on cartridges we would literally be unable to delete it retroactively like all the problematic things in old games.
You do not own your games if they are on steam.
PIRACY is a fundamental right.
What I find funny is that social justice warriors go against this obvious satire
but have no problem when a white actor literally does blackface for a whole movie, even speaking in racist stereotypes.
You just showed that you can find the cut content online. If it's that rage enducing to you that you can't experience it in the game now that's your problem.
If the DRM debacle is making people like you seethe this much then you just need to chill the frick out, man.
What games are you playing that put your job at risk??
Also I played the Stanley Parable before that update happened. It was a fun game but not one I would ever go back to anyway so I could care less about the changes.
>NOOOOOOO WHY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM?????????
This is why we should've gatekept normalgays from gaming.
Valve: take a look at our story focused walking simulator
Steamie: Nooooo, it's okay that Gordon - a "high IQ" "scientist" acts full on moronic.
it actually checks out.
The people who think they are high IQ, thought that wearing a dust-mask would protect them from a deadly virus, which is plain moronic.
>high iq scientist
It's pretty clear that gordon works at black mesa more like a jock/manual worker than like all the eggheads, as your job involves putting on a protective suit and pushing a cart with a magic rock before everything goes to hell.
Gordon has a doctorate in theoretical physics. That definitely puts him on the same smarts level as his scientist peers.
>theoretical
so it's all bullshit and nonsense, got it.
>but it's true in my mind
moronic, got it. So I guess Half-Life is portraying "scientists" realistically.
WHY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM?????????
WTF HL gayot?!
>HY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS
MC in halo 1 does not speak a lot however when it is required he says things. DEBATE THIS.
>QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECOND
>WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST
Duke Nukem literally is a VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST and Duke Nukem literally spammed one liners every second....
WTF Steamie?!
they pay devs to put their game on their store, and then the devs get no more money because no one buys them.
>have an epic account since they opened, I think maybe back in 2018?
>almost 30 free games in my account
>have never given epic a single dollar in my entire life
I don't mind it at all
Has anyone ever found the sauce of that lewd instance of this comic? I remember an artist gloating in that no one's gonna find it.
>video games
>CHINA
>INDIA
>ANIMAL PROTEINS
>VACCINES
>Black folk
>BILL GATES
whew lad
>kick out the CEO because he donated to pro-family organization
>the next CEO starts shady shit
That's how it went, didn't it?
>why is everyone against epic giving out free games
Because they know why they're doing it.
The fact that they haven't stopped makes me think that it's either working, or they have some other way to monetize people using their shitty software.
>free games
Piracy is free and comes without the dogshit storefront.
Valve fundamentally understands the importance of servicing and convenience. It's how they beat piracy.
>I steel
>wtf why is my CPU load at 100%
mines shitcoin for some criminal
good boy
It's at 100% because it's decompressing stuff.
Game runs fine after installation with wine.
weird, when I'm decompressing stuff, my CPU doesn't go up to 100%. But I'm not stealing games and get them from criminals.
>but but but these criminals are good guys, and would never
I pirate because I want to. I don't need moral excuses lmao.
You mine shitcoin.
Not buying your shit game. Make it good and put it on steam if you want my koney.
Cope.
epic games is simply a shit launcher and a shit storefront.
the fact that 99% of epic games dont work with a nintendo controller while the same games work just fine on steam thanks to their compatibility layer translating the nintendo controller as an xbox controller to your pc is already pathetic.
the only good and i mean actually good feature i know about epic is that when you install a game, you can choose what contents you want to install. you can leave out all the language options that you dont speak anyways, you can leave out the high res textures that you are not going to run anyways. its great and cuts down on file size and download time tremendously.
the only instance of something similar to this that ive seen was monster hunter world offering the high res texture pack as a free DLC instead of putting it into the base game. the textures alone are like 40GB or something while the game itself is already 50GB.
I only use it for Fortnite and nothing else, and it still somehow shits itself
Steam's discounts and Epic's free games are given to the users for entirely different reasons.
>be popular multiplayer game
>add crossplay to game
>make game free on Epic
>suddenly the number of cheaters skyrocket
>start massbanning
>makes no difference, the cheaters have hundreds (possibly thousands) of throwaway accounts on Epic
>their Steam accounts are completely unaffected
>5 years later, Epic cheaters are still an issue
Frick EGS and execute everyone who uses it
>TF 2 goes F2P.
>Unlimited new accounts
>Game is now full of spin bots on every server
>Reee this is the fault of EGS! Valve can do no wrong!
LOl Steamies everyone!
>>Game is now full of spin bots on every server
that happens because of the loot box garbage.
without it, no bots. See Fortnite.
There is no financial incentive to do that in Fortnite, while there is one in Shit Fortress 2.
And don't forget Shit Fortress 2 WAS A PAID GAME.
>that happens because of
Classic
>Wa WA EGS bad because it gives free game so cheaters everywhere.
>However Steam is not bad for giving accounts for free and running its game to the ground. Valve is a good boy.
There’s a difference between doing it once and realizing your mistake versus making it a standard practice.
Try again, Apu
WTF is this cope?
>There’s a difference between doing it once and realizing your mistake
WTF?!
TF2 is still F2P.
Valve literally stopped making games a long time ago.
WTF are you saying you crazy Steamie?
>wtf, giving away games is le bad
of course according to Steamie logic this should mean that free-to-play games are le bad, especially Valve free to play shit that uses the incompetent VAC spyware, but nope
>why is everyone against epic giving out free games
Even one example of this?
I never buy from them and they keep giving me free shit, showing communism works.
they believe there is a global conspiracy of international financiers, lead by Blackrock, which is funding woke DEI initiatives, in cooperation with the CCP and Tim Sweeney, to corrupt the natural pure essence of video games.
this is being enacted through 1 year EGS exclusivity contracts, creating DEI video game characters, and a phantom army of Indian remote workers who shill and harass people
discord trannies are balkanized and their allegiance varies
steam and gaben represent the last bulwark against this tide of corruption. and only by ensuring that steam remains a monopoly (but its not actually a monopoly) can these southern winds be weathered.
How is ridiculing everyone on an internet forum that likes Steam going to change their minds?
It won't, it's just the cope these people have because I have muh copy of my old games that will end up trashed after you die anyway.
Nothing is going to change. People will continue to use Steam and Epic Games. And I'm pretty sure the millions of children with Epic Games account vastly outnumber the amount of seething morons in this thread Just enjoy what you have while you still got the time left.
You got anything published to back that up or is it just another dumb comic?
are you a stupid bot or what?
It's extremely funny to me that you think you're proving something
it's extremely funny to me that you think you are stopping the end.
it's funny because if you morons weren't as moronic as you are, your money making scam wouldn't end.
>Stopping the end
Real schizo hours. Keep posting
end times
tick tock
https://www.bibleref.com/Revelation/9/Revelation-9-21.html
The unrepentant also refused to abandon their "sorceries." This is an interesting term, and one easily misunderstood in the modern world. For those raised in modern western culture, the term "sorcerer" evokes the idea of a magic-user or a spell-caster. There is a sense in which that kind of magic—or attempts at it—are part of man's rebellion against God. When Paul preached at Ephesus, converts to the gospel burned their books of magic arts worth fifty thousand pieces of silver (Acts 19:19). However, the Greek root word translated here as "sorceries" is pharmakeia.
Two more weeks?
I hate China so I will not support Epic, simple as that
They've ruined my country, they ruin my games, and they're only good for producing garbage knockoffs of quality products and buying out once good companies and turning them into trash (Starret for example)
Steam works well so I use it, despite the problems it initially had when it launched that have now been resolved or are otherwise a total non issue (nobody is trying to buy Valve's 20 year old games physically anymore)
GoG provides me a nice niche steam doesn't, so I use that
I briefly kept up with Epic for the free stuff and to play fortnite with my family, but I found myself never touching the free stuff and my kid stopped playing it
I've even used stuff like itch.io to find weird indie stuff from solo devs who can't put it on other platforms
Maybe in 20 years Epic will be worth picking up but I can't see myself playing video games seriously in my 50's