why is everyone against epic giving out free games or are those just steamdrm fanboys?

why is everyone against epic giving out free games or are those just steamdrm fanboys?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all games that epic gives out were already free to pirate in first place, newbie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but now you can play them online with your poorfriends who were also too poor to afford the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i got no friends
        and morons on this site do not count

      • 2 weeks ago
        Dragonirian

        Tunngle
        Hamachi
        Literally any other simulated local network

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2024
          >LAN
          I can't even remember the last time i saw a game that shipped with local network. was it starcraft 2? no wait they already stopped putting LAN in games by then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie I do a yearly "lan party". Because of programs you poster, lan is dead.
          The last game that worked in our rotation was Killing floor 1.
          We all just hook up to the internet and play that way now.

          But we get it, you dont have friends.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what kind of jeet solutions is this? the game is a free download.

          moronic Ganker users such as above have epic live in their mind rent free

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the free games are singleplayer or games my friends would play together once and then never touch again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can literally still do that even while pirating the game. Online multiplayer worked with Stranger of Paradise because EGS online security is so full of fricking holes that it can be used to drain pasta.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a third worlder (yet) anon

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its owned by this country

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >taiwan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steam changed their games to satisfy china.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You post that like US isn't worse.
      Reminder that the government put radioactive material in school lunches to test the effect of long term radioactive contamination.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You post that like US isn't worse.
        it isn't worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it isn't worse
          Maybe you shouldn't look into the history of phizer and j&j. It might shatter your entire world.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you should look into modern day china

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wow it has lot of disturbing incidents like any country
            now let's look at china historical recor- whooops

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are defending the people who created the coronavirus to begin with

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, pls.
              the usa is involved in that shit too.
              they were receiving burger money.

              both china and murrica are the blicht of this world (it's israelites actually).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, pls.
              the usa is involved in that shit too.
              they were receiving burger money.

              both china and murrica are the blicht of this world (it's israelites actually).

              Covid was created by the US military and released at the world military games in wuhan in october, I bet you gays are vaccinated

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It might shatter your entire world.
            No, you just have not grown up yet. You are still in high school and believe you are the only who knows how bad the world is from everyone else. The fact is everyone else already knows, and you're a shut-in who thinks he has a high IQ in noticing things others dont. You are a babe in toy land who has not come to terms that the world wants us all dead so the rich and powerful can prosper alone.

            Vaccines in general do work, the Earth isn't flat, climate change is real and no politician will ever fight for the regular man and win because you rather vote for some orange moron who will make any policies to try and stay in office like taking away civil rights.

            You are literally sub human, and should be exterminated. Just so you're aware, everyone laughs at you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Vaccines in general do work
              false
              >Earth flat

              >climate change
              climate is a statistic
              >orange man bad
              Remember this video:

              At some point you will regret what you wrote.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept you concession sub-human.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                make a backup of that post and keep it somewhere.
                it's the whole truth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in general do work
                >false
                The moron should look into the start of vaccines with Jenner.
                There is a book that has all the documentation, and this documentation shows that vaccines are bullshit and nonsense, plus Jenner caused the first neurologically damaged vaccine victim, which makes the rest ultra funnies.

                When the start of something is nonsense, everything EVERYTHING that followed afterwards is also nonsense.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you explain what you think this except proves?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                read the book.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jenner did not fully understand the underlying mechanisms of his work.

                I have a big surprise for you, no one does when they're making discoveries, we figure out the underlying mechanisms of what they were doing after and usually their initial ideas were flawed. That's how everything worked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the underlying mechanisms
                underLIEing
                >it's infectious
                >oh weird, it doesn't work
                many cases

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>oh weird, it doesn't work
                >many cases

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                control experiments are very important.

                So that's a no then?

                are you too lazy to read the book that documents your vaccine bullshit?
                >we
                kys you fricking fraud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I personally won't be able to finish what appears to be a pretty dense 500+ page book before the thread is dead, but if you'd be so kind as to summarise the context of that except, perhaps we could have a more productive conversation than we have had thus far

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >conversation
                I don't have a conversation.
                I'm not posting this for you.
                I'm posting it for anyone that's actually interested in truth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                poisons, very weird.
                why doesn't lab infection work?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I see. My mistake, I had assumed you were posting in good faith, I now see that you are just a mewling moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >good faith
                says the one giving people poisons non-stop.
                knowingly.
                let's hope you are just moronic and took the covid vaxx.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're literally too stupid to understand how blocks fit into holes, nobody cares what you think, time to hide the thread and move on

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>oh weird, it doesn't work
                >many cases

                This is how they the scientific method was back then.

                It's basically impossible that he was lying because scientists have been building off ideas of vaccination and through this iterative process have made inoculations that have rendered entire viruses extinct.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >virus
                >extinct
                >basically impossible
                Jenner was a moron and a fraud (assuming he even existed).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Polio, smallpox, reduction of child mortality, improved life expectancy, enabling organ transplantation, cancer treatments and teherapies that suppress the immune system. (without vaccination these would be too risky to pull off), global travel, (there's a reason they want you vaccinated before you go overseas), economic development from people not getting sick all the time, virology, molecular biology, biotech.

                But I guess none of these things are real. Fricking moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cancer treatments
                lmao
                it's poison.
                where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
                it's coming.
                And you will hope that the masses won't string you up, as you should be.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
                soon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't even understand the logic of what I just said? You have no reading comprehension

                You're literally skimming these articles that think they prove your point, you aren't even reading them aren't you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't try to project, you already told me that you don't want to read a book.
                Knowingly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1.That wasn't me
                2. wtf do you think THIS proves?

                You're literally a fricking schizo that thinks everything isn't real.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that that wasn't me
                >I'm just shilling the same way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >good faith
                says the one giving people poisons non-stop.
                knowingly.
                let's hope you are just moronic and took the covid vaxx.

                >where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
                soon

                >cancer treatments
                lmao
                it's poison.
                where are the CURES you fricking fraud?
                it's coming.
                And you will hope that the masses won't string you up, as you should be.

                nothing can stop what is coming.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So that's a no then?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't forget to get your updated 2024 booster

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it isn't worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The US is currently run by a 110 year old dicatator who stole the election. That's much worse than China

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the difference is in US a stolen election is still being investigated regardless of what Biden the mummy says while in China you can't even say out of laud your goverment is corrupt. Idiot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For you maybe, for Europe it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everyone laugh at this political prisoner trying to deflect

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The US is godawful, but still better than China. Which just lets us know how bad China really is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Use vpn
        >Go to Jail
        >Get organs harvested
        >But merica bad

        Not even once poo poo bear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at best the difference is that unlike in china, US declassifies it at some point.
        also reminder that food is a radioactive material.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You post that like US isn't worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not my problem in reverse

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why is there an ifunny watermark on this

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is your Ganker in the Undertale font?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like it like that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because all memes are dirty fricking disgusting prostitutes who have no loyalty, they just go wherever they feel like and pick up all kinds of diseases on the way.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because it's funny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point of the bucket if it goes into the barrel right away?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >government put radioactive material in school lunches
        That was during the 40s and 50s at a single school for mentally handicapped kids and less than 100 kids in total. So yeah, not as bad as China doing fricked up stuff in the modern day to hundreds of thousands of people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no anon
        you can't eat those canadian dogs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You post that like US isn't worse
        & you post like someone who's never been to china.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the funny thing is that these drones would work in china, but as soon as you deployed them in a western country c**ts like me would just shoot them down with airguns. shit, even if they confiscated stuff i'd still throw rocks at them until their propellers got chipped enough to crash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh noes, the chinks
      Better than burgerland.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        way to out yourself chinksect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >torture animals slowly before theyre killed
      literal bugpeople

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope that's fake because I love animals and I'm about to fricking cry. But I know it's true

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im sorry anon, the whole country is messed up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's absolutely real. I saw a video of them skinning a dog alive and then boiling him. And they call us ghosts because they believe we are soulless automatons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's literally a video of them torching a donkey and slicing it up alive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you care? Eating animals in general is morally wrong because we don’t need to kill and eat animals to survive. Eating animals in the modern world is done solely for pleasure. If you don’t believe animals have rights then you should have zero problems with this.

        The western virtue signaling about animal welfare is dishonest. You don’t care about animals otherwise you would go vegan and the overwhelming majority of westerners are not vegan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong. meat has a ton of nutrients that we humans literally can't do without. that's why tiny homosexual onions-looking vegan homosexuals look the way they do. in fact, they are so malnourished that they most likely wouldn't be able to work a field and plant the plants they need in order to survive.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nutrients
            false
            >but also the tasty antibiotics
            yes, yes
            actually what you are missing out is minerals. Minerals should be inside regular foods, but isn't anymore.
            Animals get the minerals, otherwise they get sick, hint hint

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nice roundabout way of saying i'm right. you went full circle, there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually no.
                You get tons of garbage with animals, you are also supporting torturing animals, which is evil.

                You don't need to eat animals for minerals.
                I explained what the actual problem is.
                but keep on slurping up antibiotics, believing that this wouldn't frick you up.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              animal proteins are necessary for a healthy human diet, no wonder all vegan rats are mentally ill and/or malnourished

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                false.
                >malnourished
                >uhhh tasty antibiotics
                ANTI-BIOTICS LITERALLY MEANS ANTI-LIFE, you fricking bafoon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice arguments you fricking homosexual, also thanks for proving that vegans are mentally ill, cause you're clearly that

                >ANTI-BIOTICS LITERALLY MEANS ANTI-LIFE, you fricking bafoon
                then eat bacteria you actual subhuman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, you eat mentally ill and you deserve what's coming.
                >uh weird that I got cancer
                >can't be the animals I eat
                >uhhhh evil bacteria
                without bacteria you would be dead, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                please tell me you're a hindoo subhuman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are evil.
                animals have souls, you don't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >PLS DONT EAT THE MOTHER COW SAAR MOTHER COW PROVIDES MILK AND SHIT FOR BHARAT TO EAT SAAR
                fricking lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are not helping your case

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                animals are better than indians and Black folk, true who are both subhuman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you have no soul.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pajeet brown subhumans don't, that's correct.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                their immunesystem must be incredible though all this hardship

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and they're born with cool mutations like these unlike those bloody benchod westerners who clean themselves

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >genetic
                You mean Bill Gates vaccines.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Geese can be real buttholes, they dont really make good pets. this one acts like it was raised with ducks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >without bacteria you would be dead, moron.
                This explains why Indians drink water straight from the Ganges

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats poison, moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          spotted the subhuman hindoojeet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No-one with human sanity left boils cats alive and prefers tortured meat, you are fricking bug chang

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not even true and Indians do worse, frick off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can google shitton of animal cruelty vids based on chinese prefering them tortured first, cry more xijangping

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So your point is that we should like bugmen because poos are worse? Not very compelling, I already hate poos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steam suck chinaman wiener to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do pcbros always lie about this? Tencent controls a 40% stake, Disney owns 5%, Sweeney still holds the majority controlling stake of the company. Unlike Valve Epic barely even works with China. Epic shutdown Fortnite: China because they Sweeney didn't want to keep complying with regulators rather than giving in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unlike Valve
        Jarvis google % of Valve's shares owned by Tencent.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >% of Valve's shares owned by Tencent.
          The private company Valve with no public shares?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess unlike Valve, Epic is partially owned by Tencent huh?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah I see, carry on with your roundabout point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bump

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The epic store doesn't have the same features as steam
    also I've already amassed my collection on steam since 2004 so why would I change when I only lose features?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one has a problem with epic giving out free games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do. Now everyone expects steam to do something similar and it's harming steams reputation because they don't want to. You are not owed free games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a shit about that either?
        It's not like free game beggars we're ever going to buy games anyway, just look at how it worked out for Epic, people with accounts consisting of only freebie games

        Also, who the frick is personally invested in Steam's popularity, you sound like a strawman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't there a lot of games on steam that have done "Free to Own" promotions now? Hell, 100% orange juice is pulling that shit right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theres a difference between a publisher putting their games out for free for a limited period to boost player activity and hope for a boost in MTX sales and the storefront cutting deals with devs to please, please, please let us sell your games for free to draw in customers, i swear, two more weeks and the store will take off and you will be flooded with sales

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >please please
            are you moronic?`
            Epic pays the devs, you dumb frick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cutting deals with the devs
              yeah, thats what i said. also, they dont have to take the deal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good
        competition means that valve will have to try even harder to get on my good side. for a moment i was worried i might start getting banned for spamming slurs in their games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally no one expects that and unless you're a Valve employee why the frick do you care? What a moronic fanboy thing to care about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Endless Legends is free literally right now on steam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop false flagging, Tim.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody expects anything from steam, EGS games are like receiving a free pirated copy, its not as valuable or useful as a steam code.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not as valuable or useful as a steam code
          >my number is worth something
          mental illnesss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >free pirated copy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only thing people expect from Steam is for it to not change

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no change
          Valve: install Windows 11 naow, we don't give a frick when games stop working. Do as we say.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I won't install their shit, just as I will never install any EA, blizztard or nogi-soft launchers.
    Just frick off with your 'required' storefront dataminers and give me the exe, or suffer pirating.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    china

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steam is a cult

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    valve troons are mentally ill "people"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/frickepic/

    Put aside your fanboyism:

    These people come off as deranged

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone change the fat frick to Gay Ben, and put him on the top.
      and make the normal sized guy Timmy.
      My OCD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gaben is skinny now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Good for him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's kind of funny, even on the tubbalard fat frick body, Gabe still looks more attractive than tim.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Gabe lose a frickload of weight recently? Probably blasting that Ozempic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He deleted his WOW account

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope he has turbocancer or some shit.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not against free games at all, I take GOG's free games all the time. EGS, as a service, just fricking sucks and I don't want to be tied to it in any way, shape or form.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fortnite
      is great.
      No loot boxes like on Steam.
      No paid to win like on Steam
      No 15.000$ skins, like on Steam

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think EA itself has given DA:I away for free before. It was a cancelled MMO converted into a subpar singleplayer RPG written by a bunch of gay leafs. Even Gaider quit after he left that one floating in the bowl.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Losers who married their steam accounts experiencing cost-sink fallacy, I use both but there’s nothing wrong with Epic, you don’t even have to use the launcher you can double click the exe and it just works

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but there’s nothing wrong with Epic
      aside from all the basic features that steam has.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such as? All you need in a game store is the ability to buy games which both have. The point is not the launcher itself having some bullshit badges you can buy to decorate your profile or whatever the frick other periphery bullshit nobody cares about. The ideal games launcher is one you never have to see unless you go to the store to buy a specific game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >launcher
          >ideal
          Why the frick do you need a launcher for?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          steam provides on site reviews that require you to own the game, unlike metacritic which allows anyone to spam alt accounts for any game.
          this ALONE puts it far above epic.
          but the true appeal of steam is that it has everything you could need or want in one place. not like id expect an epic shill to understand.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yes, these reviews are very useful
            except that Valve can remove any NEGATIVE review they want to, they just call it "review bombing"
            They only do that for and I quote negative reviews. Positive reviews can not be review bombing and thus are never removed *shilling*
            >the opinion of other people (shills) is important for me
            NPC

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              1. Steam only removes reviews that directly break TOS.
              2. Yes, the opinions of other people are important. Still laughing at overwatch 2 releasing on a platform that isn't a Blizzard echochamber only to remain with negative ratings to this day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                False.
                They remove reviews when it goes against their bottom line (MONEY), unless it takes out Snoy or other corporations.

                That's also why they censor games like Hatred (doesn't sell a lot), but don't censor GTA 5 (tons of monies).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh review bomb flags are LE EVIL!!!
              clearly you've never seen what happens when the chinese are made even remotely upset.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's fine when my beloved Valve censors reviews, because uhhhhh China!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically yes.
                If we can't fix the issue of the chinese government intentionally letting these morons out on to OUR internet we should make their opinions not count.
                The Nip TF2 community have to almost exclusively play LANs to get away from chinks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >our internet
                frick off, American. You are the snake.
                >the bots in TF2 are Chinese
                lmao
                there wouldn't be any bots without the shitty loot boxes made by Valve

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the bots in TF2 are Chinese
                Genuinely
                I bet the Nips would RATHER have a bot issue than Chinks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you dont get it, all it takes is giving one minor balance nerf to a chinese legend inspired character to make them flood a game with tens of thousands (possibly even hundreds of thousands) negative reviews.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      except it literally browses your computer files and god only knows what it uploads to epic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stemies are mentally ill.

        >except it literally browses your computer files and god only knows what it uploads to epic
        Name the operating system you are using to play games.

        Daily reminder that MS and windows already are spyware.

        >It is ok when MS does it
        And Valve forces you to use windows 10 since it will kill steam for win7.
        >This is OK.

        >except it literally browses your computer files and god only knows what it uploads to epic
        Steam does the same.
        >It is ok when Valve does it

        Steamies are mentally ill.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Linux
          Now kys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Stop being brown.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop being brown.

            [...]
            OH MY GOOOOD
            You mean when I enter my birth year to look at an M rated game... STEAM STORES THAT INFORMATION???
            AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
            THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!

            Is this how you are trying to cope over your corporation being the problem?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person you're moronic, of course Steam has your card information if you FRICKING BUY A GAME FROM THEM WITH YOUR FRICKING CARD YOU FRICKING moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See:

                Is this what a zoomer who worships steam looks like?

                >birth year
                I admit it is reaching here however:
                >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
                >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!

                This is wrong you moronic zoomeroid.
                Back in the day you did go to a physical store and did buy a game that you owned on a CD or cartridge.

                And the game did not phone home to the store to let you play it.
                This is what was lost when the DRM digital stores started.

                >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
                >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
                Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          snoyjeets like you are mentally ill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Epic is is using Google Chrome, that's very bad and insecure and I don't trust Google
          >but when Valve is using Google Chrome, it's totally secure and great and trustworthy, because they force me to the latest Microsoft spyware

          >mentally ill
          correct

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have never participated in a Steam hardware survey because when you look at the data it uploads it's a folder scan of various parts of your machine.
        Gaben is not your friend, Steam is not the answer to PC gaming.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Steam literally carried PC gaming when everyone was abandoning it because "pc's are dead, consoles are the future! Besides, who would want to put games on PC? They're all dirty pirates who never buy games, releasing a game for PC is suicide!"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The turns how table

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BS
            Valve literally forced everyone to get onto their shitty Steam, when they wanted to play the overrated garbage that is Half-Life 2.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and that forced you to play non-Valve games on Steam, how exactly?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                by establishing an illegal monopoly and creating a cult, where the cultists will defend the shitty DRM client at all costs
                >waaahhhhh I don't want ANOTHER account
                >waaahhhhh I want my achievements!!!
                >waaahhhhh I want my thumbnails that I can sell for 3 cents

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >by establishing an illegal monopoly
                When did Valve establish a monopoly?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                when they enforced it through illegal means.
                Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
                It was a scam.
                It's like one of these Switch games, that are sold physically, but in the end it's a digital code for the Switch store.
                Nintendo doesn't pull that shit.
                And Nintendo demands that publishers who are this scummy, that they print it in big letters on the cover that they are scamming people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when they enforced it through illegal means.
                How? When did Valve prevent you from buying games from anywhere but Steam?
                >Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
                Okay and?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How?
                >Okay and???

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
                >It was a scam.
                YES.
                This remember this.

                It was 2004 and it was a nasty surprise for everyone (zoomers do not remember this).

                2004 was the year everyone made up their own DRM solution. Steam was valves DRM solution for their games not a store.

                Remember the online DRM for Earth 2160? Because I do and it died hard taking the game with itself.

                Then steam decided to add other games and turned itself into a """"""store"""""" Nothing about this is OK.

                Daily reminder that you can play Half-Life 1 legally forever since it is a real game on a real CD.
                Half-Life 2 is a DRM shit that requires the most new steam DRM launcher or it will not start. The launcher updates.
                You need to get a new OS from Microsoft to play this game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and they got Steamies by using a walking simulator, with the priority for graphics.
                It's poetic.

                >but but but physics
                physics gimmick
                lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and they got Steamies by using a walking simulator
                You are talking about Half-Life 2?

                >and they got Steamies
                Half Life fanboys where always very autistic and strange. Even when HL1 was out. And HL1 is not a good game.

                >and they got Steamies
                No I think they got steamies by having payed shills spam the internet forums of its time with steam propaganda

                >STEAM IS SO GREAT!
                >SAVIOR OF THE PC!
                >I LOVE STEAM!
                >STEAM SALES!

                And people where literally laughing at their moronation

                >I do not want to go to the physical store I want to download my games over the internet super fast and convenient
                Do you also not go to the store to buy food? Because you need to get food at some point, can get a game at the same time.
                >Noo internet downloads are better.
                >Oh boy I can not wait to sit in front of my computer for 3h to download this new game instead of moving my ass, get some exercise and getting it installed in 1h including trip and installation (15 minutes max)

                Steam is the downfall of gaming. It is getting worse and worse.
                You will own nothing and you will be happy.
                Literally.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they sell games in your grocery stores?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, why not?
                Look up argos.co.uk
                They are even selling games for dirt cheap sometimes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they sell games in your grocery stores?

                >they sell games in your grocery stores?

                Ok zoomeroid.
                I explain this to you.
                I walk to this place to buy food like bread (1 venue) and other things to eat (#2 venue) like pizza or fruits.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_center
                There is also another venue #3 that is literally 3 minutes walk from the place where I buy food in this
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_center
                where I can look at games and buy some.

                Do zoomers not understand what this place in stranger things was?
                https://strangerthings.fandom.com/wiki/Starcourt_Mall

                You can even find restaurants there who are their own thing to literally eat food (this was a plot in stanger things).
                Or other venues who sell other things like insurance or power tools.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You are talking about Half-Life 2?
                yes, Half-Life "games" are literally walking simulators.
                You walk from point A to point B to point C.
                >Half-Life 2 box
                exactly, what an honest company would have done is put the whole game in there, but nope.
                >Sorry, lol you bought this, but you must install Steam now!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>Half-Life 2 box
                >exactly, what an honest company would have done is put the whole game in there, but nope.
                , lol you bought this, but you must install Steam now!!!
                The best part?
                >LOL 100 of the game is on the CDs.
                >HOWEVER we added 0.001% of super special DRM code that must authenticate you with our DRM steam server LOL.

                Daily reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.

                >Also you need to make an account with our DRM server now
                Fricken scam.

                >are literally walking simulators.
                HL2 is better then HL1 who is crap. HL1 is true garbage.

                >Oh you walked into that room
                >LOL you explode, the room is full of bombs
                >[search for other exit since you think this is a way in gaming to tell you you can not go there ]
                >[there is no other exit]
                >LOL actually you need to borderline glitch jump while save scumming to reach that door.
                >LOL yea this is the real solution.
                HL1 is garbage.

                The HL1 fanbase is very autistic even back then
                >OH MY GOD GORDON NEVER SPEAKS!
                Dude I did not notice. I do not know how this is a good thing.
                >OH MY GOD THE CAMERA NEVER GETS AWAY FROM GORDONS EYES!
                Dude I did not notice. I do not know how this is a good thing.

                Very autistic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Daily reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
                Yeah, you also have to add code to your game since they naturally have none in there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reminder that DRM is literally unnatural. You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
                >Yeah, you also have to add code to your game since they naturally have none in there.
                The most moronic DRM gay cope.

                >You literally need to add some DRM to your games since naturally they do not have any DRM on them.
                This is literally impossible a game who has zero lines of code is not a game.

                >You must add
                Cool lert see reality.
                >Make game
                >Test if it works it works
                >Did not add DRM
                >Copy gets out everyone can make a copy from it

                It is a unnatural, not needed for working of the game code part.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?
                LOL the cope.
                >So music and graphics in video games are unnatural then?
                No. Why should they? They can be added or not. The point is that there is no reason for DRM to be added to the game for it to function 100%.

                See every pirated game version.
                DRM only exists to restrict you from launching a game since it needs to phone home to check if you are allowed to play it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So we agree that music and graphics are on the same level as DRM, got it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So we agree that music and graphics are on the same level as DRM
                No moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>Also you need to make an account with our DRM server now
                >Fricken scam.
                FOR A SINGLE PLAYER GAME
                SINGLE PLAYER

                meanwhile Steamdrones:
                >but muh Snoy with their MULTIPLAYER demanding an ACCOUNT that's UNACCEPTABLE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>OH MY GOD GORDON NEVER SPEAKS!
                >very autistic
                Yes, I'm autistic and even I feel uncomfortable when Gordon acts like a full on schizo moron autismo and everyone acts as if Gordon was a regular human, which he clearly isn't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and even I feel uncomfortable when Gordon acts like a full on schizo moron autismo and everyone acts as if Gordon was a regular human, which he clearly isn't.
                I mean in HL2 it is comical.
                Everyone acts like he is god incarnate and a 4000IQ genius for plugging in a cable to get the teleporter working that all the guys who invented it where unable to realize.

                > I feel uncomfortable
                It feels cringe. Because either everyone in the HL world is moronic or they think Gordon is moronic and are praising the moron for doing trivial things.

                >which he clearly isn't.
                It is a unnatural way of speaking. When hey never ask him where he was or what he is doing and he never answers.

                It was 2004 so we did not expect a lot from game plots or interactivity. However in contrast Halo 1 CE on PC has MC speaking very little however he speaks when it is needed and the camera moves when needed.

                I find it a great way to tell a story.
                HL gays however think this autistic obsession with never speaking or never lifting the camera from the eyes of the player character is pinnacle writing or something. They are fricked like this.

                Doom guy never spoke or detached his camera from his eyes however you do not see people sperging out over this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >DUDE WHY DOES DOOMGUY JUST RUN AND KILL ZOMBIES WHY DOESN'T HE COMMENT ABOUT THE TERRORS HE'S FACING AND THE DEATH AROUND HIM HES SO PSYCHOPATHIC HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine this:

                >"Oh Gordon, finally. I thought you were dead. So glad you are alive"
                (stares autistically, without saying a word)
                >"Yes, Gordon, brilliant. That's it"
                (continues staring)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Steamie: THAT'S LITERALLY ME, except that no one cares if I'm alive or not, but I'm a scientist myself, I can plug in this power cord.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>>"Oh Gordon, finally. I thought you were dead. So glad you are alive"
                >(stares autistically, without saying a word)
                >>"Yes, Gordon, brilliant. That's it"
                >(continues staring)
                This is why the HL protasgonist is some cringe autistic.

                Also HL2 dialog bends over backwards
                No one literally asks
                >WTF!? Gordon?! Where where you?!
                >>(stares autistically, without saying a word)
                Because this natural reaction breaks the HL autism so no one can say this.

                VS
                >WTF!? Gordon?! Where where you?!
                [Game gives you a fallout 3 or New Vegas box to chose your responce]

                1)I don't want to talk about this
                2) Shut the frick up
                3)Shh not now they are listening
                4)YOU ARE THE ENEMY!
                5)I don't know
                6)Something with a guy and lights
                7)I have no idea
                8) This is what I want to know myself
                9) [scream in panic and fear]
                10) You are hereby arrested by the combine police traitor!

                Talk about:

                [...]
                Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.

                >Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly.
                You CAN't say a word, unless you literally speak, and if you do, you are even more mentally ill and the Valve troons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>OH MY GOD GORDON NEVER SPEAKS!
                >very autistic
                Yes, I'm autistic and even I feel uncomfortable when Gordon acts like a full on schizo moron autismo and everyone acts as if Gordon was a regular human, which he clearly isn't.

                Because a character like gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You), dumb morons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >self insert
                >acts full on autistic and crazy as well as psychotic
                that doesn't work.
                >while everyone acts extremely positively
                I get the feeling that they are all afraid of Gordon.
                Imagine Gordon with a blood dripping crowbar, looking full on autistic crazy.
                Yeah, they are all afraid of Gordon and don't want to get murdered by the Valve schizo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how to do that properly, look at Zelda.
                Link doesn't act like an autistic schizo.

                [...]
                >oh noes the poor donkey
                >but when I don't see animal suffering, it tastes great
                that shit head should kill himself

                Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don't do anything
                >he stares into the abyss, Friday the 13th style
                >as crazy as you do
                also
                >I I totally don't kill any enemy in that walking simulator
                doubt.jpg

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.

                >don't do anything
                >he stares into the abyss, Friday the 13th style
                >as crazy as you do
                also
                >I I totally don't kill any enemy in that walking simulator
                doubt.jpg

                Serious question did HL gays ever play other games? Like fallout 3?

                Or fallout new Vegas?
                Yes new Vegas is better here.

                >Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
                There is no choice to go crazy lunatic and start killing the humans.
                There is no option to join the evil combine and rat out the humans.
                There are no options to say crazy or moronic things and get different outcomes unlike in new vegas...
                There are no options to say deeply disturbing things that will still not break your alliance with a faction however make them see you as crazy or wrong.
                There are no options to say nice things that will make a faction like you more.

                >>n that walking simulator
                HL is not a walking simulator it is a linear shooter with a pre determined outcome to the story, exactly like halo 1.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >walking simulator
                >linear shooter
                one and the same

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how to do that properly, look at Zelda.
                Link doesn't act like an autistic schizo.

                >torture animals slowly before theyre killed
                literal bugpeople

                >oh noes the poor donkey
                >but when I don't see animal suffering, it tastes great
                that shit head should kill himself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when I don't see animal suffering
                do they actually suffer though?
                we bolt the animal in the head and it dies instantly
                i guess you can argue that their living conditions suck, but then you can just buy grass fed meat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >animals are stupid and don't notice that they are killed by psychos
                >grass fed means great living conditions
                why don't you eat grass?
                maybe we will let you out every other day for a bit until you get killed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                humans can't digest grass dummy!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Because a character like gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You), dumb morons.
                ever did feel right.

                >gordon is supposed to be a self insert for (You)
                This can not work in any traditional game, like EVER this would require you to literally have some RPG system where you literally can give yourself 10 in every category and this can make the game trivial or impossible to beat. Also the game literally must trust you to be honest.
                >While yes I won the world boxing 20 times in a row and am a master hacker in my free time while also being a expert sniper who mastered every weapon known to man!

                >is supposed to be a self insert
                OK.
                Look at fallout 3. My character does not speak however I can chose what to say to other characters who respond to me saying this.

                >is supposed to be a self insert
                Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation. You literally can not simply decide to be yourself if you literally are a master of every weapon known to man, you must work in the limited RPG system of fallout 3 with a limit on points.

                >is supposed to be a self insert
                Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation.
                This does not work, unless you IRL actually know how to shoot a gun you should have no skill in guns in that game same for HL yet you have.

                You also have only skill with the in game guns so if the game does not have the AK-47 that you mastered only some SF gun then it is not you.

                >is supposed to be a self insert
                Look at fallout 3 a imperfect creation. What if I spend my life mastering truck driving and can drive and park a truck in reverse like a GOD? There is no truck driving in fallout or HL.

                > to be a self insert for (You),
                I do not think about games in this way and I do not like gordon being made in this way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
                [...]
                Serious question did HL gays ever play other games? Like fallout 3?

                Or fallout new Vegas?
                Yes new Vegas is better here.

                >Gordon acts only as crazy as you do.
                There is no choice to go crazy lunatic and start killing the humans.
                There is no option to join the evil combine and rat out the humans.
                There are no options to say crazy or moronic things and get different outcomes unlike in new vegas...
                There are no options to say deeply disturbing things that will still not break your alliance with a faction however make them see you as crazy or wrong.
                There are no options to say nice things that will make a faction like you more.

                >>n that walking simulator
                HL is not a walking simulator it is a linear shooter with a pre determined outcome to the story, exactly like halo 1.

                >uses bethesda fallout as an example

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>uses bethesda fallout as an example
                YES.
                Now what?
                It literally has dialog and the protagonist does not speak (unlike fallout 4) The dialog choices are also let you do lots of decisions (unlike fallout 4) and it is a FPS (unlike Fallout 1 and 2)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Steam is the downfall of gaming. It is getting worse and worse.
                Dumb frick. Steam literally carried gaming. Through 2000's PC gaming was being declared "dead" with consoles getting preferential treatment, and studios abandoned or ignored PC gaming because "PC gamers are pirates and never buy games, releasing a game for PC is suicide" then steam turned the tide around to more games releasing and getting ported to PC because it showed companies PC gamers are in fact interested in buying games. Without steam pc gaming would either be barren as frick with only releases to look forward to being mom games and point and click titles, or we'd be using games for windows live instead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO
                >yes, PC gaming was totally dead
                >Half-Life 2 was the only game released on PC
                LMAO
                >not like it's dead nowadays
                it actually is, thanks to ~~*Valve*~~

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dumb frick.
                Eat shit moron.

                > Steam literally carried gaming.
                It literally did not.
                And no everyone deciding to abandon their own moronic DRM server to go to steams DRM is not carrying gaming since in a sane world the government would have stopped DRM right there and now. It did not.

                > Steam literally carried gaming.
                Nice propaganda you keep on repeating.

                > PC gaming was being declared "dead" with consoles getting preferential treatment
                LOL no one cares what some jurnos say.

                >"PC gamers are pirates
                Ok so you support tyranny and not PIRACY AKA gamers freedom. Good to know.

                > then steam turned the tide around
                WTF Literally how? You can still pirate steam games???? WTF are you saying you self contradicting moron.
                Info for the watchers I encountered this repeated identical propaganda so many times that I know how it fails.

                >t showed companies PC gamers are in fact interested in buying games
                AHAHAHAHA.
                And these companies did not know this????
                From their own sales data from brick and mortar stores and the publishers who did give them this data?
                Or from the profits they made????
                WTF you moron! This is the most moronic shit I have ever read.

                >. Without steam pc gaming
                No NO NO.
                PC gaming was fine see Homeworld 1 and 2 literally a PC exclusive with ZERO console ports. No DRM on CDs.

                What publishers wanted is more control and the internet gave it to them so they can have DRM in their games and the games phone home to spy and give you the privilege of playing it.

                >to being mom games
                The frick? Is homeworld or carmageddon a mom game?

                >or we'd be using games for windows live instead.
                AH yes. The
                >Other DRM platforms where worse then steam so therefore steam is the best
                Argument.

                >and point and click titles
                Imagine writing this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I figured a shitskin like you wouldn't understand my point at all. Homeworld 1 and 2 & carmageddon are old-ass games from before steam started taking off. The PC community was cucked out of all kinds of games through the 2000's or only given awful pity ports because PC gaming was considered dead and all pc gamers were considered dirty pirates not worth supporting. Do you know why Saints Row 1, Darkness 1 or the first mercenaries game was released on consoles only? Or why only the first gears of war game had a windows release? Because PC gaming was getting ignored and abandoned by studios that were favoring consoles and thought them immune to piracy. Only through games for windows live and then steam PC started getting more attention.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Homeworld 1 and 2 & carmageddon are old-ass games
                >Homeworld 2 is a old-ass games

                AHHAHAHAAH
                Homeworld 2 relese date 2003
                HL2/Steam relese date 2004!
                AHAHAHAHAH

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So homeworld 2 released before steam was even a thing? Thanks for proving my point. Homeworld 2 was the black sheep of the franchise (before homeworld 3 at least) so definitely not a pillar of pc gaming. Still not acknowledging or deboonking what I actually said btw.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >deboonking what I actually said btw.
                It is already debunked on all levels.

                >Homeworld 2 is le old
                It literally released 1 year before steam.
                It literally was for PC only.
                >Noo everyone has abandoned PC gaming for consoles only steam saved it!
                You propaganda is wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Homeworld 1 (1999) and 2 (2003)
                >argument for stability of PC market in early 10's
                zoomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO
                >yes, PC gaming was totally dead
                >Half-Life 2 was the only game released on PC
                LMAO
                >not like it's dead nowadays
                it actually is, thanks to ~~*Valve*~~

                >LMAO
                This is why I keep on debating steam fanboys they are the most moronic and pathetic there is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's a myth. tons of games were releasing on pc all the time in the 2003-2008 era.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only epic would offer free games that weren't shit I MIGHT consider installing it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already have a backlog too big. Also

      Who cares about DA:I in 2024? I already made the mistake of trying it ages ago when it came out because a friend of mine kept shilling it.

      If there's a game I actually want to play, I'll buy and play it. I have 0 interest in free games released 5+ years ago 99% of the time unless it's something I missed.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you cannot repel me more efficiently than by putting the word "epic" in a product or service

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I just think Epic's annoying as hell, with several things being missing on their launcher.
    I don't even like Steam, but at least it's easier to use that shit.
    Also, no one likes forced exclusivity, which EGS has done repeatedly.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    SHiN

    All of my games are already on Steam

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EPIC GAMES STORE IS LITERALLY SPYWARE

    everything else is just extra reasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steam is spywhere,windows is spyware, the browser youre using is spyware, the websites you go to spy on you,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        windows doesn't give your data to Winnie the Pooh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        steam doesnt browse my computer
        i dont use windows
        firefox is not spyware

        also "everyone does it so its fine" is pure reddit take, but you do you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >windows is spyware
        Good thing im not using windows
        >the browser youre using is spyware
        Im not a chromeBlack person either

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >conveniently ignore the part about Steam being Spyware too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're talking about the steam client itself, no, Valve is an actual company with an actual business so there's no real incentive for datamining.
            To the point that it's a cliche that stupid people will intentionally admit that they intend on maliciously using your data by erroneously stacking Valve on "companies that collect your data".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You reaaaaally think they collect all that detailed year in review data for funsies?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's an opt-in feature. when we talk about data mining they usually just do it because you use their service.
                this goes for the vast majority of software you use

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean all the data that's on your public steam account that you can review at any time at
                https://help.steampowered.com/en/accountdata

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I see what games I own without downloading your client?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a game off EGS is worse than the experience you have pirating it, so what games that are worth playing & have added functionality has timmy given us?
    The best thing he's given is the Town of Salem 2 premium pack and I just linked that to my steam account & then uninstalled it off EGS again

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think about Epic at all

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim's a dick, and we all know if EGS was the monopoly, we'd be getting fricked fifty times worse.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather get a 10% discount on a store that fricking works and has access to my extensive library than get shit for free on a store that doesn't fricking work.
    Money isn't the issue, I can pirate those "free" games anyway. Moreover steam often goes on a 50%+ sales spree which causes me to buy shit I'll never play just the same.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Planet Eplorers OST

    no one is against getting free games, but the fact you have to use the shittiest client ever made to play them doesn't help.
    Did you know that, until recently, for SEVERAL YEARS, the Epic "Games Shop" didn't even have a damn shopping cart? That's how bad it is.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's obviously an underhanded tactic to get people into their store which is bad otherwise
    And the only reason they can do this is because they are rolling in Fortnite money otherwise EGS would have died years ago
    It's sad and pathetic they are still trying this while their store is still vastly inferior to Steam

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not poor enough to dive into dumpsters to get free food
    I'm not poor enough to install EGS to get free games

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone
    I'm not against it but i have nothing to gain from it. When i see a game that looks good i just buy it so Valve, Epic, EA or whoever giving out free games is of no consequence to me.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >platform wars
    The absolute state of pc gaming.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not making another fricking account, Timmy.
    I already got bamboozled into making a Steam account so I'm gonna stick with that.
    If I want free games, I pirate.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me the issue has always been the lack of user reviews. I’m sure publishers are orgasming at the thought of consumers having even less of a voice.

    & I also think EGS exclusives are anti-consumer

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't EPIC have crypto scam games?
    why would they have crypto scam games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      always do the opposite of what gabe says

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someday Timmy will be hit by a truck, that will be a good day.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i support steam because its waaay more transfriendfly with all the social features. it put more hours into making and leveling up my steam profile level than my top 3 games combined lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Steam is waaaaay more troon friendly
      >Most troons only interact off of steam and funnel homosexuals to discord because valve is proactive with shutting down grooming in steam chats
      lol

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why is everyone against that black van that gives out free candy?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open epic games launcher
    >check free game
    >click get
    >I have Dragon Age: Inquisition now if I ever decide thats something I want to play, as well as all the other games I do this for each week
    >close epic games launcher
    >never read or care about anything screeching internet autists say

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >epic gives away free games
    >nobody buys games, just waits for free games they like
    >developer suffer

    >steam gets 30% cut, standard business practice
    >sell bazillions
    >still lets users refund and review
    >publishers bend the knee
    No competition even though Steam lets any company try

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Epic is literal spyware.
    These free games are just bait to try and get your information.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this may be a shock to you but your information is already harvested and sold everywhere.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and that excuses Epic from doing it how?
        you've already been stabbed once so surely you wouldn't mind being stabbed again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If that's the principle and moral you want to stick to you should refuse to go online at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't want to be stabbed? Never go outside. If you get stabbed it's your fault because you went to a place where people can stab you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i will get stabbed anywhere so i will only refuse the use the epic store because i might get stabbed there too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I might get stabbed at Steam but Steam has advantages that balance out the risk of getting stabbed
                Epic has no advantages so I'd be going there to get stabbed for nothing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Just unlock your front door bro, you don't have anything to hide from us, right?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on Google Chrome, so yeah, that's spyware.

      Sadly for you, the Shit-Cream DRM Valve client has done the exact same.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guess what
      Your information is already out there the moment you gave it out to any service, public or private.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All that talk about information. But what they're exactly getting?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's a game that you're not interested in
    >now install my shitty launcher, support my anti-consumerism practices and mage china great again goy!

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    egs feels so shit to use that i dont even want the free games on it.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    China will blow smoke up your ass to get you, then once they have you in the trap, the CCP hammer comes down on your skull. Pretending to be nice and civil to lure idiots in wont work on me.

    Look at what they do once you dont have options.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steamcels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Battered housewife syndrome.
      >no, no, no, he didn't want to slap me
      >no, no, no, he totally loves me
      >sure, he abuses me every day, but it's my own fault
      >he actually saved me, he's a good guy

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got literally hundreds of free games in my epic library, and I've even bought a few when they were on really good sales (steeper than Steam's lowest price) + I had an epic coupon, but I still just don't care about my EGS account and still use Steam for 99% of things because that's just where all my "real" stuff is. In this market, the early bird dominates forever. Also, achievements are such a moronic thing, but they were absolutely genius way to get people to choose and stick with one platform over the other, with all else being equal.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the lion = me
    the hand = gaben
    the dog = timmy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats not a lion you dummy

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already get free games without installing a trojan disguised as a anticheat rootkit

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember someone actually rule34'd the office chick and it looked pretty good.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not bothered by epic handing out free games. Their client just happens to be a lot worse than steam's client to the point that I don't even play the free games I've redeemed because I'd have to log in to download them.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i try out the free games i collected on EGS when im really bored. And when i like on of them I buy them on steam so i dont have to launch EGS everytime to play it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy
      >Steam
      choose one
      https://store.steampowered.com/subscriber_agreement/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I pay for a game that I already have legally obtained for free.
      That's next level autism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i use egs to demo games. problem?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are free to waste your money however you want

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thanks, you too tim.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        EGS is that bad.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I need more than free games. Also, free things usually... have an ulterior motive.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly never had a problem, except the few times they stole games and made them exclusive.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Epic pays for exclusivity to screw steam, but really the gamers
    All I needed to know. If they try to frick you over as the underdog, what will they do once in control?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They will never be on control.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea gotta be careful. they might make every game free if they follow their modus operandis to their logical conclusion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like no ads on netflix and prime? How long did that last homosexual?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          netflix was ad-free for longer than you've been alive, galpha.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hey guys, why do you keep saying Jimmy's bad, he just gave me this fentanyl for free
        If something is being given to you free there's definitely a reason. And there's zero chance it's to benefit you in any way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >logical conclusion
        >as if you thought about it at all
        Quit pretending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo, don'T have exclusives
      >exclusives should be illegal
      >noooo, those exclusives on Steam are fine
      kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Exclusives on steam
        What?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there are no games exclusively on Steam

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im perfectly fine, happy even, with Timmy giving me free games every week.
    Im also curious as to why he'd think training his userbase to not buy games would be a good long term strategy

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always get the free games but I've never played a single one of them

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10%? I only ever buy games on Steam that are 70%+ off.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might be because of achievementgays unironically

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why can't publishers just put their games on other storefronts alongside steam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly it's because they're lazy.
      Hell they don't even have to worry about actually making their games DRM free on GOG anymore.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The latter. I just get them all for free from rutracker so I don't bother with digital scam stores.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made account 6 years ago
    >login
    >claim free weekly game
    >leave

    My epic library is better then most peoples steam library and I paid $0.00

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they brought the idea of toxic exclusivity to PC, mostly. Dauntless was a fun little Monster Hunter clone that ran great on its' own, had its' own working launcher. Epic notices and cuts a deal with them: "Hey kid, you want cross-platform functionality with consoles like the Switch? Then sign this lifetime agreement to ONLY be on the Epic store. That includes shutting down your STORE AGNOSTIC launcher." - They took the deal, pissing off the PC community who didn't even need Steam let alone Epic, and got a bunch of console babbies in exchange.

    I don't see it as "Steam vs Epic", I see it as Epic manipulating homosexuals with freebies to build fake good will(which costs the developers more than it costs Epic) and ruining perfectly good non-epic, non-steam store-agnostic solutions like Dauntless' independent launcher.

    Frick Epic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because they brought the idea of toxic exclusivity to PC, mostly.
      Steam drones are insane.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mentions store-agnostic and non-steam multiple times
        >STEAM DRONES AMIRITE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because they brought the idea of toxic exclusivity to PC
      Valve did this by practically forcing publishers to put their games on their platform during 2009-2012

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, they did it with valve DRM. Even if you buy it elsewhere you have to use valve for games with valve DRM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure even with the 12% cut without Steamworks it's EGS that's ripping off the developers, not Valve.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this even a meme anyways? Yes obviously a woman is going to be ok with chads advances and hate fat incels advances. Its not worth pointing out as its just common sense. Would you feel the same way getting a compliment from stacy vs some obese ugly woman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some obese ugly woman
      I only get compliments from fat old mexican ladies and I appreciate them

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off tim

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the free games. What the FRICK happened to the coupons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Timmy ran out of money last year and had to fire 1000 people. I can't wait to see the shitshow when they eventually stop the free games lmao.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because epic is just doing it to push their shitty launcher while trying to make paid exclusivity cancer a thing on PC. People can see right through it so they either ignore or just take the free games and not spend a dime.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cloud system (local vs online) ninja deleted my Fallout 3 save without warning.

    When you play on epic you have to make backups, 5IN ANOTHER FOLDER, i made a backup insid emy save folder and this beast just dleeted the whole fricking save folder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbf, you played fallout 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic's account ID system is just too convoluted. It's like a 64 string of alphanumeric characters that makes save transfers and configurations a hassle to go through.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't support companies with owned by tencent

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I like about epic is that it let's you access your library with other launchers. Which isn't the highest praise, that the launcher is so shit you don't have to use it, but it's still pretty handy.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Freebies is the lowest form of marketing when you can't compete with price and feature.
    It tells me that the seller is desperate to sell their shitty products.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a dogshit platform, ugly soulless launcher, it doesn't feel like a true library for games, its like some weird limbo state.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played a single game Epic has given me because there is no point. My friends won't see my hours played, they won't see my achievements, they won't even see what I'm playing.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >epic trannies coping
    Who cares about free games? Piracy is a thing. And the games epic hands out for free include shity games like Saints Row Reboot or The Outter Worlds. No matter how many shit or mediocre games they hand out for free, it won't change the fact Epic is just a shittier version of steam (or any game store in general) that is full of actual crypto, NFT and AI shovelware
    Never forget when ebin gaymes store didn't even have a SHOPPING CART and banned people for buying too many games in a short amount of time
    I genuinely have no idea what kind of mental illness you need to have to be a epic store shill.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to play on PC for the gamer who hates Steam, hates Gabe Newell and only has a potato laptop with only 1.00 Ghz and 2 GB of ram?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie who the frick has such a calculator of a computer in 2024?! Even 90's computers had stronger specs than this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Processor Is a AMD E1-2100 APU with Radeon(TM) HD Graphics with 1.00GHz

        I have incredibly can run windows 10

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I have incredibly can run windows 10
          you should use some lightweight linux at that point

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And which Linux distro could run perfectly with the limited resources and potato that I have?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              gentoo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you only will be playing some old stuff and indieslop with those specs, GOG is perfect for that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have another problem.

            And I can only download games that are totally free.

            Any free to play that I can play with my limited resources?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just have a nice day already poorgay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And is there an ideal platform/system for the gamer who can only play completely free to play video games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pirate old bidya.
      Install some super light linux OS and get mednafen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way your PC is that bad, those are 90s specs. Why do tech illiterate zoomers come here to spout this nonsense?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steam is just that good

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're fat and ugly

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally everything Tim does is a ploy to frick over steam because he is assmad about industry standard rates
    >only reason I give a frick because epic wiener suckers come in to ree about steam being a monopoly because they think that giving out free games should entitle epic to my patronage, when I would rather pirate then give them an iota of my time or data

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's reality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the ability to buy keys from other storefronts
      Gabe's okay with that? He won't delete my entire account if he ever finds out I got Dying Light from a key site?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he give a shit? It's a Steam key, meaning that it was acquired legitimately in the first place, so either someone paid for it or it was a free giveaway. He's not losing one cent if you buy a G2A key or whatever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Steam doesn't take a cut from key activations

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but the keys need to be bought first, which they take a cut from like every other purchase

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They don't, devs can generate keys for free and they can do more or less whatever they want with them after that. Well, they say you can't give steam users a worse deal than buying a key but I don't know if they enforce that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he? It's the same as buying a gift for a friend as a key, and then giving it later to them written in an envelope or whatever.
        Not to mention you have entire companies like Humble Bundle, which gives games (for example) in bundles for which they need keys.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Provided it wasn't illegally obtained, yeah, they don't care if you use keysites.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if steam didnt want you using key sites they wouldnt allow you to activate keys in the first place.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          getting keys means you risk your account.
          >oops, we found out that your keys were (illegal), we are restricting your account because of that, because the customer is always responsible

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, but this never happened even once to anyone yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the ability to buy keys from other stores
      >oh your key was ~~*illegally obtained*~~ we just screwed over your account, it's your fault, you should have paid directly
      >reasonable refund, like oops, sorry, too late
      >mentally ill OS support, which means it may somewhat werk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eroge
      sure if you like sterilized eroges you have to patch. Rather buy eroges from platforms that values the genre.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically would rather pay money to have a game on Steam than pay nothing and have it on EGS.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is free. You pay with your soul.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fanboying anything is cringe af
    I take all the free games and not play them equally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giving our free games to gain market share is anti competitive

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hardcore gaymers are usually autistic spazzers and autists usually don't like change. also, gaben looks pretty spergy himself, so it's obvious why the gaymer community decided to make him their god and savior.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Against? They can give Tim's balls for all I care I ain't touching that store with a ten foot pole

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OH MY GOOOOD
    You mean when I enter my birth year to look at an M rated game... STEAM STORES THAT INFORMATION???
    AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
    THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this what a zoomer who worships steam looks like?

      >birth year
      I admit it is reaching here however:
      >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
      >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!

      This is wrong you moronic zoomeroid.
      Back in the day you did go to a physical store and did buy a game that you owned on a CD or cartridge.

      And the game did not phone home to the store to let you play it.
      This is what was lost when the DRM digital stores started.

      >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
      >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
      Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See:[...]

        Buy a steam card at the store with cash you moronic homosexual
        >Double replying because you're mad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you
        yes it was, because gaming stores had cameras outside the stores. even back in the nineties.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yes, the cameras!!!! everyone tracked you already!!! they had microcameras and put it into the games and they scanned whatever you were doing 24/7!!! Therefore Valve being a snake is okay, because all they are doing like uploading your whole RAM is totally fine.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you
            yes it was, because gaming stores had cameras outside the stores. even back in the nineties.

            >yes it was
            LOL no it was not.

            >>yes, the cameras!!!! everyone tracked you already!!! they had microcameras and put it into the games and they scanned whatever you were doing 24/7!!! Therefore Valve being a snake is okay, because all they are doing like uploading your whole RAM is totally fine.
            Basically this.

            However lets dissect the zoomeroid.
            >ecause gaming stores had cameras outside the stores
            Not all of them.

            Also your parents or someone else can buy the game and give ti to you.
            There where people resealing old games who did not have cameras on them 24/7.

            The point is you moronic zoomer that you can play the game or do whatever. You know this if you played old pre 2004 games or cartridge based games.

            The game did not phone home to steam to start.

            >yes it was
            No it was not, your name and lots of information is on your credit card number. Literally entered into steams database forever.

            Cash is not tractable.

            >b-b-b- the 90s cameras
            Are VHS you dumb frick and probably will get the tapes purged after 30 days. Also ever tried to review VHS tapes? Not only is the quality ass it is not digital or easy to scan with a AI. IT does not have facial tracking and identification.

            Reviewing VHS tapes like this was a painful process if you did make a crime and involved shit loads of police officers doing painful work to find out what gayot did buy a game.

            And these games are not DRM they do not phone home to some DRM server like all steam games do (also EGS games).
            >b-b-b you can buy with gift cards and
            And the game still fricken phones home every time you start it.

            And the Steam social network still records all your friends and every conversation you did have with them! Do I continue?!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if the fuzz reeeaallyy wanted to find you, they could. so yes, it was. cope and seethe because you aren't worth thecoppers' time and effort, homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if the fuzz reeeaallyy wanted to find you

                >So therefore steam sending all my data and spying on me and what games I play and what I say and begin a DRM cancer that literally holds my games hostage is 300% OK.
                LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

                I hope valve does some error and VAC bans you so you can suck its dick harder!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >le reddit spacing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this what a zoomer who worships steam looks like?

      >birth year
      I admit it is reaching here however:
      >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
      >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!

      This is wrong you moronic zoomeroid.
      Back in the day you did go to a physical store and did buy a game that you owned on a CD or cartridge.

      And the game did not phone home to the store to let you play it.
      This is what was lost when the DRM digital stores started.

      >AND WHEN I BUY SOMETHING
      >THEY HAVE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION>?????!!?!?!?>?!?!
      Fun fact spyware lover back in the day you did buy it with cash. This was not traceable back to you.

      You don't even have to buy it with cash. Stores are not allowed to store your credit cards and personal details without massive onerous regulation. Steam *pays* to have consultants that manage all this data collection because it's so immensely profitable for them to be spyware. Any honest company who just wanted to sell games would simply delete all the unimportant details and save themselves a truckload of hassle. Steam doesn't. That tells you they are double dipping, taking your money for you to "buy" games and then selling data to the highest bidder for extra profit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is also why they don't allow direct downloads for "non DRM games".
        this is also why they don't show you which games have DRM and which don't.
        their mission is to install their shitty client onto all computers.

        Really surprising that they are obviously immune regarding laws.
        Jeffrey Epstein was also immune regarding laws.
        So weird.
        Almost as if they offer a "service" to the corrupt government.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because it's so immensely profitable for them to be spyware
        I am so sure it's definitely more money than they get being THE pc gaming store front, and ABSOLUTELY WORTH alienating everyone else that opts out of other store fronts.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >same look
    >0 source
    You motherfrickers don't even bother trying a little.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>0 source
      LOL.

      Read the entire thing dumb shit!
      https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/firefox

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >read the entire thing
        You fricking moronic 1 IQ digit mongoloid, you posted no link and cropped all of it. What I am supposed to read? A fricking fart of schizo rambling about GET request?
        Anyway go frick yourself I found it myself. No need of your moronic link.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you posted no link
          EXACTLY!

          Now silence yourself and learn in silence.
          You are to learn what this website is by looking at partial screenshots alone.

          First time interacting with Ganker?

          >What I am supposed to read?
          https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/steam
          https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/firefox

          > A fricking fart of schizo rambling about
          Nice try. Now go back to quoting steam.com propaganda articles.
          >Because valve can never lie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >neocities
            kys you actually troony freak

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So now explain in your own words what's wrong with Firefox, considering despite the "Spyware Level: High" rating, even the article says you can turn off all this "spyware" (Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw). Which anyone who cares will have done.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >software spies on you
              >buuuuutttttt I can disable it to some level via internal settings
              >now I will trust this untrustworthy software and update
              good lord

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw
                You ignored this for some weird reason.
                >buuuuutttttt I can disable it to some level via internal settings
                Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
                Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it phones home where I'm surfing
                >that that's not spyware
                imagine how moronic a Steamie has to be to act like this
                >a problem
                WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
                The Firefox developers have proven themselves to be untrustworthy (funded also by Google), therefore one shall not use their shitty software

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
                Why do you have auto-update turned on? Why would anyone so invested in what is spyware ever fricking do that?
                >it phones home where I'm surfing
                It doesn't phone home, a GET call with no stipulation on failure is not phoing home lmao.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >manual updates change everything
                they don't, moron.
                >it just phones home lmao
                shut up, shill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I will read all the code changes and compile it myself
                you don't, and you can't, stop lying shill.
                >but but I read the changelog of my spyware
                LMAO

                Look if you want to make your samegay less obvious do it more than a minute apart, but I'll ask again. Why are you fricking updating a program if you don't know what the update actually entails?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know what samegayging is
                moron
                >Why are you updating your spyware without reading the changelog
                this is how moronic Steamies are
                >Valve hasn't mentioned any Spyware changes, so there can't be Spyware changes
                Untrustworthy software is untrustworthy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when I update manually, that changes everything
                moron
                >I will look at the surce to check what they changed
                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, you just update when it tells you to without investigating what the update entails? That seems really fricking stupid for someone obsessed with spyware.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I will read all the code changes and compile it myself
                you don't, and you can't, stop lying shill.
                >but but I read the changelog of my spyware
                LMAO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                spies on you
                I can disable it to some level via internal settings
                >>now I will trust this untrustworthy software and update

                Steamie zoomers everyone.

                >good lord
                Yes this is this crazy.

                >Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw
                You ignored this for some weird reason.
                >buuuuutttttt I can disable it to some level via internal settings
                Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
                Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy?

                I can disable it to some level via internal settings
                >Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
                YIKES!

                >It is still OK because if I jump around and make 100s of changes in its obscure configuration files that no one who is sane should ever do or know about it will promise not to do the spying.

                YIKES!

                >Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy?
                >WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
                Mozzila ships it like this.
                This is the default way it operates.
                WHY the frick would you suck this corporations dick after this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >(Doesn't actually explain what makes it spyware btw)
              Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.

              >So now explain in your own words what's wrong with Firefox
              It is literally controlled opposition payed by google... that is turning more and more into unusable shit....

              To the spyware.

              >Sends lots of data about your PC
              >Sends lots of data about browsing history
              >Encourages you to use pocket and sink to be locked into fire fox and send more data to Mozilla officially.

              >Wants you to use a web browser as a password manager (very bad, vendor lock in)

              This is the start if you want to see how actual internet communication should look like see FTP.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.
                And how does that make it spyware? You're going to need to actually try this time.
                >It is literally controlled opposition payed by google... that is turning more and more into unusable shit....
                Never mind you're just a schizo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And how does that make it spyware?
                WOW
                >So yea it sends data to mozzila (the definition of spyware) however how is this action spyware?
                WOW zoomeroid WOW.

                mozzila is not needed in this interaction at all. It is spyware if it behaves like this.
                This is a fricken web browser for fricks sake!

                > you're just a schizo
                So you are now fighting mozzila itself who publishes its donors list?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(the definition of spyware)
                lol, sorry I thought you knew what spyware meant. My mistake, schizo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fire fox sends loads of information about your PC to mozilla.
                What data?
                >Sends lots
                >Sends lots
                What data?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What data?
                Educate yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Deflecting your own ignorance on the subject

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >provide source
            >post link to troonycities

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Firefox does a GET to a txt file so it's spyware
    Eh?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chinese spyware
    >made entirely in electron
    >shit UI
    >no linux support
    >they created unreal engine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and most importantly, they delisted classic unreal games... absolutely idiotic and madening

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stockholm Syndrome

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    everyone knows this
    you should use brave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brave sells data, too

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    haven't seen Ganker leak to Ganker like this since 2018
    based re/g/ards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >haven't seen Ganker leak to Ganker like this since 2018
      >based re/g/ards
      Thanks.
      Valve fanboys are one of the worst people around.
      They cope and suck valves dick for no reason.

      Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.

      This is to stop """"cheating in games"""" by """"detecting suspicious processes""""

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
        lol, so you're saying Steam sends all 32GB of my RAM every clock tick via my own internet connection?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        take your meds snoyjeet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
          lol, so you're saying Steam sends all 32GB of my RAM every clock tick via my own internet connection?

          >lol, so you're saying Steam sends all 32GB of my RAM
          You are not using 100% of your RAM moron.

          >every clock tick
          Not every clock tick.

          >via my own internet connection?
          Yes.
          Valve admits to this.

          >lol, so you're saying Steam sends
          Look what valve is saying itself. Steam does this to detect if a program you are running is not a le cheating application.

          >RAM every clock tick via my own internet connection?
          Valve is hiding the specifics feel free to use wire shark to see how it works in reality.

          >take your meds snoyjeet
          LOL imagine denying reality and contradicting your own valve corporation.

          why do you suck valves dick so hard?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You are not using 100% of your RAM moron.
            Great, most games still use upwards of 8GB nowadays so you're saying it's uploading 8+GB of RAM every time it does this?
            >Not every clock tick.
            So it's NOT sending all my RAM then is it, but I'd still love a link to Valve saying they do this or someone using Wireshark to "prove" this so I can laugh at you harder

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >So it's NOT sending all my RAM then is it,
              LOL. Yes it is.

              Literally your argument:
              >If the snapshot is made every minute of 100% of my RAM it is not spyware
              LOL.

              The point is that steam literally can see all your procesess and upload whatever it wants to valve or all of it.

              You password manager decrypted with all your passwords?
              Send to valve because you have steam on your system.

              Your web browser with its history?
              Send to valve because you have steam on your system.

              All the file names and folder structure on your computer?
              Send to valve because you have steam on your system.

              It can literally do anything and valve admits it.

              >but I'd still love a link to Valve saying they do this
              OK.
              https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/571A-97DA-70E9-FF74
              https://www.reddit.com/r/VACsucks/comments/mdpzbu/how_vac_works_and_why_its_not_effective_come_in/?rdt=49252
              >The Active Protection is composed by different threads that read the process memory and the whole ram continuously, again and again to search for a cheat signature.
              >read the process memory and the whole ram
              >the whole ram
              >the whole ram
              >the whole ram

              https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/anti-cheat-bypass/128973-does-vac-excactly-work-noob-version.html

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                inb4
                >but but I trust Valve
                >Timmy is spyware, Valve would never do uhhhh
                >it's okay to send my whole RAM to Valve, because they would never search through it, harvesting accounts and cookies and shiiieeetttt
                >but but Epic is evil

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >VAC
                Okay so immediately we've downgraded from Valve to games using their anti-cheat, wonder why you didn't point that out.
                >The Active Protection is composed by different threads that read the process memory and the whole ram continuously, again and again to search for a cheat signature.
                You do realise that in that link, by a literal who, I might add he is talking about ALL anti-cheats, not just VAC and is completely wrong.
                Seriously, is some moron on Reddit the best source you could find?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he is talking about ALL anti-cheats
                YES. All anti cheats are spyware by nature.

                >b-b-b- it is the VAC part of Steam not 100% of steam.

                Is this your argument?

                >Seriously, is some
                I need to google harder to find valve saying about scanning process memory, however they do that. It is how the technology works.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I need to google harder to find valve saying about scanning process memory, however they do that. It is how the technology works.
                I'll be waiting all day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                spies on you
                I can disable it to some level via internal settings
                >>now I will trust this untrustworthy software and update

                Steamie zoomers everyone.

                >good lord
                Yes this is this crazy.
                [...]
                I can disable it to some level via internal settings
                >Yes, why is this a problem exactly?
                YIKES!

                >It is still OK because if I jump around and make 100s of changes in its obscure configuration files that no one who is sane should ever do or know about it will promise not to do the spying.

                YIKES!

                >Also why would you have auto-update turned on, are you crazy?
                >WHEN YOU UPDATE SOFTWARE, THE SOFTWARE CAN ADD NEW SPYWARE FEATURES, YOU FRICKING EMBICILE.
                Mozzila ships it like this.
                This is the default way it operates.
                WHY the frick would you suck this corporations dick after this?

                >Remember Half-Life 2 was sold physically in stores, but nothing about it was physical.
                >It was a scam.
                YES.
                This remember this.

                It was 2004 and it was a nasty surprise for everyone (zoomers do not remember this).

                2004 was the year everyone made up their own DRM solution. Steam was valves DRM solution for their games not a store.

                Remember the online DRM for Earth 2160? Because I do and it died hard taking the game with itself.

                Then steam decided to add other games and turned itself into a """"""store"""""" Nothing about this is OK.

                Daily reminder that you can play Half-Life 1 legally forever since it is a real game on a real CD.
                Half-Life 2 is a DRM shit that requires the most new steam DRM launcher or it will not start. The launcher updates.
                You need to get a new OS from Microsoft to play this game.

                >>ebin games store shills have no more ground to claim their shitty store is better than steam anymore so they resort to shizo spergouts
                Peak schizophrenia and the mind of a valve drone.

                >>ebin games store shills
                I
                NEVER FRICKEN SHILLED THAT STORE!

                Want to know what I PROMOTE!
                PIRACY.
                Pirate your games!

                Also owning games legally like in the old days of REAL physical media.

                OR GOG, gog is nice while it gives you DRM free games.
                Want to continue this discussion you colossal steam gayot?

                >Noo My (STEAM) DRM spyware platform is better then your (EGS) DRM spyware platform REEEE
                You are mentally ill.

                >and they got Steamies by using a walking simulator
                You are talking about Half-Life 2?

                >and they got Steamies
                Half Life fanboys where always very autistic and strange. Even when HL1 was out. And HL1 is not a good game.

                >and they got Steamies
                No I think they got steamies by having payed shills spam the internet forums of its time with steam propaganda

                >STEAM IS SO GREAT!
                >SAVIOR OF THE PC!
                >I LOVE STEAM!
                >STEAM SALES!

                And people where literally laughing at their moronation

                >I do not want to go to the physical store I want to download my games over the internet super fast and convenient
                Do you also not go to the store to buy food? Because you need to get food at some point, can get a game at the same time.
                >Noo internet downloads are better.
                >Oh boy I can not wait to sit in front of my computer for 3h to download this new game instead of moving my ass, get some exercise and getting it installed in 1h including trip and installation (15 minutes max)

                Steam is the downfall of gaming. It is getting worse and worse.
                You will own nothing and you will be happy.
                Literally.

                take your meds and go back you mentally ill homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tech illiterate snoyjeet doesn't know how computers work
            of course

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Daily reminder that steam literally copies 100% of your RAM (VERY EVIL) and sends it to valve.
        You wouldn't download a RAM.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate chinks. Simple as.
    If I wanted free games I would go on thepiratebay.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Epic has dogshit UX. Simple as. I don't understand how people in 2024 can't just copy steam.
    Like how is the search function so fricking dogshit that you actually want to check a 3rd party on a browser to see wtf is on there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apparently, it takes time to add stuff. they took forever just to add a check-out basket to the program.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one is against gibs, but they don't even give away good games anymore, just indie trash
    money dried up pretty fast

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's bait. Like free candy from a guy in a van with lots of space in the back seat. Or an invitation for free pizza that turn out to be a cult recruitment meeting. Or free jobs no experience required that turns out to be a scam. The free shit is the bait on the hook

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing good to say about the EGS Game Store, that's why their only marketing strategy is to try and fling mud at Steam.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would never support Tim and Epic because they were part of the "PC is dead" movement. How dare they come crawling back then claim they're the new savior of PC gaming.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get free games on a platform I already use daily, why do I need a shittier application (an amazing feat) than Steam?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Tim, simple as. When you give out free shit left and right, then you have to wonder what the deal is. Is what you have to offer for money not worth it and so you are trying to pump your value? Or is it simply that the potential audience is the means to your money through their personal information and that is what the grift is? Either way, I've already got a "game launcher" i don't need another or thirty more clogging shit up because they couldn't play nice together.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just do like the rest of us bro, log in occasionally for the free game and log out again. how fricking hard can that be?

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Free game is something that you likely own already or is shovelware
    I don't hate EGS for this, but I also find no reason to give a shit. My friend will always make a point to mention the free games just so he can add them to his library "for later" He's yet to play a single one.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I even forget to get the free epic games
    epic are dreaming if they think i'm logging into that shit every week

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're giving away cisquisition lmao
    that's like giving you a free vasectomy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr they give away $gaem
      Every week one or two new ones, keep seething

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >not using waterfox
    literally moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using waterfox
      >not librewolf or that one jap fork
      Found the moron

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ebin games store shills have no more ground to claim their shitty store is better than steam anymore so they resort to shizo spergouts, throwing shit at valve and accusing people of being "corpo dicksuckers" when they spent YEARS sucking off epic games and their shitty store
    Kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>ebin games store shills have no more ground to claim their shitty store is better than steam anymore so they resort to shizo spergouts
      Peak schizophrenia and the mind of a valve drone.

      >>ebin games store shills
      I
      NEVER FRICKEN SHILLED THAT STORE!

      Want to know what I PROMOTE!
      PIRACY.
      Pirate your games!

      Also owning games legally like in the old days of REAL physical media.

      OR GOG, gog is nice while it gives you DRM free games.
      Want to continue this discussion you colossal steam gayot?

      >Noo My (STEAM) DRM spyware platform is better then your (EGS) DRM spyware platform REEEE
      You are mentally ill.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I just don't want to install any more DRMs. I'll get my free copy through other means.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's starting to samegay and go "omg so true kind stranger take my reddit gold" to himself"
    Pathetic

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what color do you think this epic shill's skin is?

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it devalues gaming, and that's a good thing.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna buy games only on steam purerly because they take 30% cut out of heckin based deverinos

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe people would be more willing to install egs if it wasn't actual dogshit software

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >you posted no link
    EXACTLY!

    Now silence yourself and learn in silence.
    You are to learn what this website is by looking at partial screenshots alone.

    First time interacting with Ganker?

    >What I am supposed to read?
    https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/steam
    https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/firefox

    > A fricking fart of schizo rambling about
    Nice try. Now go back to quoting steam.com propaganda articles.
    >Because valve can never lie

    I read through it. Regretting it. Outdated as frick. At best 2-3 valid points. Everything else can be turned off which you are doing anyway if you are privacy concerned, shit makes absolute sense if you touched software dev or not understanding what the frick is going on (citing Do Not Track discussion as proof of spyware from someone thinking it is an order for a website not a request as if Forefox could control 3rd party website).
    Motherfricker author is scared of words "uniquely" and "identifying" occurring together regardless of what they refer to. Actually believes that a timestamp to identify build of browser is somehow a spyware to ID user.
    >all those references to linux
    Ah, so that's the power level of linux users? Grim.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pulling for Epic. Not because I like them or their Chinese overlords but because competition is always good for the consumer. If we could get a good third store in this race we'd be cooking with gas. Maybe Microsoft will get their shit together and make it happen now that they're all the way over the X-Box experiment.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Susan is cute.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tribalism, too attached to their team. Your choices define you now.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your game has DRM?
    >i buy it
    your game has no DRM?
    >i pirate it
    simple as that
    if you do not even attempt to protect what you make then you deserve nothing

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already hate steam, I don't want to install additional DRM bloatware

    The only reason I use steam over other DRM is because I have friends who were already using it

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the product is free, then you are trading in your personal information. Simple as.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people moronic?

    >Been using Steam since it's launch.
    >Have never had any issues with my account
    >Have not had my card/bank information ever used without me knowing
    >Still have all my games on Steam

    And you know what? I'll still probably have all that when I inevitably die from some weight related complication. Everyone calling out shit for Spyware is just shouting at a brick wall. Your info is already out there, but I still haven't suffered any consequences. Just shut up and go play some games already, damn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy being on a watch list because you played some edgy game in 2018 .

      > Everyone calling out shit for Spyware is just shouting at a brick wall.
      Have fun not having a job because your gaming behavior becomes public.

      >Still have all my games on Steam
      Fun fact you literally do not.
      Remember that steam pushed a update that deleted the problematic parts of the Stanley parable. Yet you did not notice that one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Remember that steam pushed a update that deleted the problematic parts of the Stanley parable.
        ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >?
          Look the steamie does not know.
          AAHAHAHA
          https://steamcommunity.com/app/221910/discussions/0/792924952358334606/?l=schinese&fp=2&ctp=9
          https://www.pcgamer.com/the-stanley-parable-creator-removing-offensive-content/

          You will never see this in your steam version of the Stanley parable

          Because this is racist!

          Keep on sucking the dick of valve and your shit slavery system known as steam.

          >nooo the dev did this not
          You have a DRM shit known as steam on your system it auto updated and removed this from your game. This is why auto updating software is evil.

          >nooo the dev did this not
          And I still have my pirated version who will be the same forever.

          And the GOG installer who will be the same forever.

          And the cartridges with my games who will be the same forever.

          You are being ass fricked because you are to addicted to steam and crafting that
          >I'm GabeNs personal frick toy
          Badge by buying games and raising your steam level to ever notice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hello saar

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Steamie: wtf, remove this racist content (because it goes against black people)
              also
              Steamie: Hello saar (this fine, because it goes against brown people)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >also
                >Steamie
                This is why everyone laughs at Steamies.
                EGS is basically identical to steam.
                The only good thing valve has over EGS are the user reviews, this is it. Nothing more.

                The non stop screeching how EGS is literally the devil while downplaying the same shit valve is ding is why people laugh at Steamies.

                God are these gayots moronic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            das
            das racist!!!
            he burnt the Black child!!!!
            offensive!!!!
            baaaaaaaaa

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >das
              >das racist!!!
              >he burnt the Black child!!!!
              >offensive!!!!
              >baaaaaaaaa
              YES.
              And thanks to the magic of DRM and Steam and auto updates the dev can correct this racism.
              Thank god for Steam. If this was released on cartridges we would literally be unable to delete it retroactively like all the problematic things in old games.

              You do not own your games if they are on steam.
              PIRACY is a fundamental right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What I find funny is that social justice warriors go against this obvious satire

            but have no problem when a white actor literally does blackface for a whole movie, even speaking in racist stereotypes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just showed that you can find the cut content online. If it's that rage enducing to you that you can't experience it in the game now that's your problem.

            If the DRM debacle is making people like you seethe this much then you just need to chill the frick out, man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What games are you playing that put your job at risk??

        Also I played the Stanley Parable before that update happened. It was a fun game but not one I would ever go back to anyway so I could care less about the changes.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOO WHY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM?????????
    This is why we should've gatekept normalgays from gaming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Valve: take a look at our story focused walking simulator
      Steamie: Nooooo, it's okay that Gordon - a "high IQ" "scientist" acts full on moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it actually checks out.
        The people who think they are high IQ, thought that wearing a dust-mask would protect them from a deadly virus, which is plain moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >high iq scientist
        It's pretty clear that gordon works at black mesa more like a jock/manual worker than like all the eggheads, as your job involves putting on a protective suit and pushing a cart with a magic rock before everything goes to hell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gordon has a doctorate in theoretical physics. That definitely puts him on the same smarts level as his scientist peers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >theoretical
            so it's all bullshit and nonsense, got it.
            >but it's true in my mind
            moronic, got it. So I guess Half-Life is portraying "scientists" realistically.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST HOW DO I RELATE TO HIM?????????
      WTF HL gayot?!

      >HY IS GORDON NOT QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECONDS
      MC in halo 1 does not speak a lot however when it is required he says things. DEBATE THIS.

      >QUIPPING EVERY 2 SECOND
      >WHY IS HE JUST A VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST
      Duke Nukem literally is a VIDEOGAME PROTAGONIST and Duke Nukem literally spammed one liners every second....
      WTF Steamie?!

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they pay devs to put their game on their store, and then the devs get no more money because no one buys them.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have an epic account since they opened, I think maybe back in 2018?
    >almost 30 free games in my account
    >have never given epic a single dollar in my entire life

    I don't mind it at all

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever found the sauce of that lewd instance of this comic? I remember an artist gloating in that no one's gonna find it.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >video games
    >CHINA
    >INDIA
    >ANIMAL PROTEINS
    >VACCINES
    >Black folk
    >BILL GATES
    whew lad

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >kick out the CEO because he donated to pro-family organization
    >the next CEO starts shady shit
    That's how it went, didn't it?

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why is everyone against epic giving out free games
    Because they know why they're doing it.
    The fact that they haven't stopped makes me think that it's either working, or they have some other way to monetize people using their shitty software.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >free games
    Piracy is free and comes without the dogshit storefront.
    Valve fundamentally understands the importance of servicing and convenience. It's how they beat piracy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I steel
      >wtf why is my CPU load at 100%
      mines shitcoin for some criminal
      good boy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's at 100% because it's decompressing stuff.
        Game runs fine after installation with wine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          weird, when I'm decompressing stuff, my CPU doesn't go up to 100%. But I'm not stealing games and get them from criminals.
          >but but but these criminals are good guys, and would never

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I pirate because I want to. I don't need moral excuses lmao.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You mine shitcoin.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not buying your shit game. Make it good and put it on steam if you want my koney.
                Cope.

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    epic games is simply a shit launcher and a shit storefront.
    the fact that 99% of epic games dont work with a nintendo controller while the same games work just fine on steam thanks to their compatibility layer translating the nintendo controller as an xbox controller to your pc is already pathetic.
    the only good and i mean actually good feature i know about epic is that when you install a game, you can choose what contents you want to install. you can leave out all the language options that you dont speak anyways, you can leave out the high res textures that you are not going to run anyways. its great and cuts down on file size and download time tremendously.
    the only instance of something similar to this that ive seen was monster hunter world offering the high res texture pack as a free DLC instead of putting it into the base game. the textures alone are like 40GB or something while the game itself is already 50GB.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only use it for Fortnite and nothing else, and it still somehow shits itself

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steam's discounts and Epic's free games are given to the users for entirely different reasons.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be popular multiplayer game
    >add crossplay to game
    >make game free on Epic
    >suddenly the number of cheaters skyrocket
    >start massbanning
    >makes no difference, the cheaters have hundreds (possibly thousands) of throwaway accounts on Epic
    >their Steam accounts are completely unaffected
    >5 years later, Epic cheaters are still an issue
    Frick EGS and execute everyone who uses it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TF 2 goes F2P.
      >Unlimited new accounts
      >Game is now full of spin bots on every server
      >Reee this is the fault of EGS! Valve can do no wrong!
      LOl Steamies everyone!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Game is now full of spin bots on every server
        that happens because of the loot box garbage.
        without it, no bots. See Fortnite.
        There is no financial incentive to do that in Fortnite, while there is one in Shit Fortress 2.
        And don't forget Shit Fortress 2 WAS A PAID GAME.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that happens because of
          Classic
          >Wa WA EGS bad because it gives free game so cheaters everywhere.

          >However Steam is not bad for giving accounts for free and running its game to the ground. Valve is a good boy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a difference between doing it once and realizing your mistake versus making it a standard practice.
        Try again, Apu

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WTF is this cope?
          >There’s a difference between doing it once and realizing your mistake
          WTF?!
          TF2 is still F2P.
          Valve literally stopped making games a long time ago.
          WTF are you saying you crazy Steamie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf, giving away games is le bad
      of course according to Steamie logic this should mean that free-to-play games are le bad, especially Valve free to play shit that uses the incompetent VAC spyware, but nope

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why is everyone against epic giving out free games
    Even one example of this?

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never buy from them and they keep giving me free shit, showing communism works.

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they believe there is a global conspiracy of international financiers, lead by Blackrock, which is funding woke DEI initiatives, in cooperation with the CCP and Tim Sweeney, to corrupt the natural pure essence of video games.
    this is being enacted through 1 year EGS exclusivity contracts, creating DEI video game characters, and a phantom army of Indian remote workers who shill and harass people
    discord trannies are balkanized and their allegiance varies

    steam and gaben represent the last bulwark against this tide of corruption. and only by ensuring that steam remains a monopoly (but its not actually a monopoly) can these southern winds be weathered.

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is ridiculing everyone on an internet forum that likes Steam going to change their minds?

    It won't, it's just the cope these people have because I have muh copy of my old games that will end up trashed after you die anyway.

    Nothing is going to change. People will continue to use Steam and Epic Games. And I'm pretty sure the millions of children with Epic Games account vastly outnumber the amount of seething morons in this thread Just enjoy what you have while you still got the time left.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You got anything published to back that up or is it just another dumb comic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you a stupid bot or what?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's extremely funny to me that you think you're proving something

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's extremely funny to me that you think you are stopping the end.
              it's funny because if you morons weren't as moronic as you are, your money making scam wouldn't end.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Stopping the end
                Real schizo hours. Keep posting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                end times
                tick tock
                https://www.bibleref.com/Revelation/9/Revelation-9-21.html
                The unrepentant also refused to abandon their "sorceries." This is an interesting term, and one easily misunderstood in the modern world. For those raised in modern western culture, the term "sorcerer" evokes the idea of a magic-user or a spell-caster. There is a sense in which that kind of magic—or attempts at it—are part of man's rebellion against God. When Paul preached at Ephesus, converts to the gospel burned their books of magic arts worth fifty thousand pieces of silver (Acts 19:19). However, the Greek root word translated here as "sorceries" is pharmakeia.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Two more weeks?

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate China so I will not support Epic, simple as that
    They've ruined my country, they ruin my games, and they're only good for producing garbage knockoffs of quality products and buying out once good companies and turning them into trash (Starret for example)
    Steam works well so I use it, despite the problems it initially had when it launched that have now been resolved or are otherwise a total non issue (nobody is trying to buy Valve's 20 year old games physically anymore)
    GoG provides me a nice niche steam doesn't, so I use that
    I briefly kept up with Epic for the free stuff and to play fortnite with my family, but I found myself never touching the free stuff and my kid stopped playing it
    I've even used stuff like itch.io to find weird indie stuff from solo devs who can't put it on other platforms
    Maybe in 20 years Epic will be worth picking up but I can't see myself playing video games seriously in my 50's

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