Why is he so pissed?

Why is he so pissed?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mommy issues

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a wild guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is 16 this high wtf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the dlc released

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its on sale for 50% off on psn right now. I've considered getting it myself because of that.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because his time jannies didn't help him against the alternate timeline Aerisu that suddenly showed up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alternate timeline Aerisu
      not alternate timeline, FF7/lifestream Aerith. Remake Aerith died, Cloud created a Saved Aerith timeline when he deflected Masamune (Saved Aerith appears in the ending cutscene), and OG FF7/Lifestream Aerith appears in the final battle. She also appears in the Cloud Resolution scene in Remake.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cloud created a Saved Aerith timeline when he deflected Masamune (Saved Aerith appears in the ending cutscene), and OG FF7/Lifestream Aerith appears in the final battle.
        Wasn't it the saved Aerith during that fight? Because I was under the impression that Super/Lifestream Aerith could only open those portals and command the white time jannies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Because I was under the impression that Super/Lifestream Aerith could only open those portals and command the white time jannies.
          Cite your evidence for that assertion, since I have not seen any establilshed rules for what she can/cannot do. A lot depends on just where things are taking place, some believe the final battle takes place in Clouds mind, others in the Lifestream itself. Could be both (Cloud's memories in the lifestream), depending on just where on the timeline the Remake project sits.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Cite your evidence for that assertion
            The fact that the Aerith in the final battle physically appears and isn't just lifestream?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >final battle physically appears and isn't just lifestream?
              you realize that everytime you have seen Sephiroth in the Remake project so far is either as a vision, as a shapechanged chunk of Jenova, or in the lifestream? The final battle really does not take place anywhere physical.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the major evidence to me that Saved Aerith is in the ending cutscene is her dialog while praying and her appearence. She states that she has no idea what to do or how to do it and is beseeching the Planet for help, and she still has her ribbon in her hair since it was not knocked loose from Sephiroth's strike. Aerith in the ending cutscene still has her ribbon in her hair, and says she will continue to pray to stop the meteor, which implies she has no idea still what Holy is or how to activate it (or if its activated or not). The rift Cloud sees in the ending cutscene exists in Saved Aerith's world, as the "blessing" Sephiroth gave him allows him to perceive/act across multiple versions of himself at once (as Sephiroth does). The rift exists because either Holy has not been activated in Saved Aerith's world and/or she did not die, since lore exists that establishes she is the one that invokes the lifestream at the end of FF7 to bolster Holy in deflecting Meteor.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They ended Rebirth so ambiguously that they can literally do anything and it's annoying. They do this on purpose to monitor reactions to the game and adapt the story based on criticisms. It's so soulless

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, exactly. For example, plenty of people are pissed about the status of Aerith, so I expect that to change, no matter what they say in interviews or the Ultimania.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to add to this, FF7/Lifestream Aerith is the one the tells Cloud its ok in his arms (the clue to her presence is the lifestream wisps around her), confronts Sephiroth before the Demon Gate in the Temple of the Ancients (by superimposing herself on Remake Aerith), appeared in Cloud's visions in the Forest, and woke him up/gave the White Materia to him in the Chihuahua world. The Remake project takes place "after" FF7, and either before or after Advent Children, which establishes Aerith and Spehiroth are battling each other in the Lifestream.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whats the point of anything when Sephiroth at any time can load an alternative save file to get the outcome he wants? Cloud saved Aerith then he blinked them into the timeline where he kills her anyway this shit is moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because there are a finite amount of worlds, and they are only created when fate is altered. His plan is to unite them all to enhance the amount of juice he gets from Meteor striking the Planet. So just going to a world where he wins is not enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alternate timeline Aerisu
      not alternate timeline, FF7/lifestream Aerith. Remake Aerith died, Cloud created a Saved Aerith timeline when he deflected Masamune (Saved Aerith appears in the ending cutscene), and OG FF7/Lifestream Aerith appears in the final battle. She also appears in the Cloud Resolution scene in Remake.

      to add to this, FF7/Lifestream Aerith is the one the tells Cloud its ok in his arms (the clue to her presence is the lifestream wisps around her), confronts Sephiroth before the Demon Gate in the Temple of the Ancients (by superimposing herself on Remake Aerith), appeared in Cloud's visions in the Forest, and woke him up/gave the White Materia to him in the Chihuahua world. The Remake project takes place "after" FF7, and either before or after Advent Children, which establishes Aerith and Spehiroth are battling each other in the Lifestream.

      holy frick this all sounds so moronic. people are enjoying this slop?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >old bullshit good
        >new bullshit bad
        >beep boop
        Are you autistic or just an NPC?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine if FF7 OG was released today?
          Ganker would call it vaporware, a colossal flop, woke shit, sweetbaby forced diversity, and a complete nonsense marvel slop plot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          correct, the original was very good. this sounds like trash. are you autistic or just a consoomer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It gets far more moronic than that. Square Enix cannot learn brevity or restraint. They are fully in the realm of “more stuff good” and cram in a thousand incomprehensible ideas into every scene like an ADHD ridden child.

        Remember in OG when the Temple of the Ancients was the black materia and solving it meant it folded in on itself and crushed whoever solved it? And how Cloud realized Sephiroth could use a hooded figure as a sacrifice? So they let Cait sacrifice his body, then Cloud beat up Aeris and took the Materia and handed it to Sephiroth, causing Aeris to strike out on her own and the party had to track her down in the Forgotten Capital?

        Well in Rebirth the black materia appears the same way BUT WAIT it’s a fake BUT WAIT Sephiroth appears and crushes the Black materia to reveal the TRUE black materia BUT WAIT he drops it and the party wrestles it away from Cloud and Aerith runs off on some weird whisper tentacle to escape Cloud BUT WAIT she hands it him and he gives it Sephiroth BUT WAIT he causes them to fall into an abyss BUT WAIT they land in a another world BUT WAIT they have to re-enact Zack and Aerith’s date from CC but wait there’s multiple Zack’s who each create a new world based on the choices they make BUT WAIT Cloud and Aerith goes back to the church BUT WAIT Sephiroth has chased them BUT WAIT Zack chased Sephiroth BUT WAIT Aerith knew all along and pushed Cloud through an Endgame portal to the Forgotten Capital BUT WAIT it was all a dream and Cloud wakes up in the Forgotten Capital with everyone safe and sound and no Sephiroth to be found.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you forgot
          >Cloud saves Aerith from dying BUT WAIT no he didn't since Sephiroth moved to the timeline where he kills her BUT WAIT she is actually alive since the one he saved followed him to that new timeline using Doctor Strange's portal BUT WAIT maybe she is dead or a figment of his imagination since no one else could see her at the end

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BUT WAIT Red XIII sensed her and reacted to being stroked so maybe she’s a force ghost after all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It gets far more moronic than that. Square Enix cannot learn brevity or restraint. They are fully in the realm of “more stuff good” and cram in a thousand incomprehensible ideas into every scene like an ADHD ridden child.

        Remember in OG when the Temple of the Ancients was the black materia and solving it meant it folded in on itself and crushed whoever solved it? And how Cloud realized Sephiroth could use a hooded figure as a sacrifice? So they let Cait sacrifice his body, then Cloud beat up Aeris and took the Materia and handed it to Sephiroth, causing Aeris to strike out on her own and the party had to track her down in the Forgotten Capital?

        Well in Rebirth the black materia appears the same way BUT WAIT it’s a fake BUT WAIT Sephiroth appears and crushes the Black materia to reveal the TRUE black materia BUT WAIT he drops it and the party wrestles it away from Cloud and Aerith runs off on some weird whisper tentacle to escape Cloud BUT WAIT she hands it him and he gives it Sephiroth BUT WAIT he causes them to fall into an abyss BUT WAIT they land in a another world BUT WAIT they have to re-enact Zack and Aerith’s date from CC but wait there’s multiple Zack’s who each create a new world based on the choices they make BUT WAIT Cloud and Aerith goes back to the church BUT WAIT Sephiroth has chased them BUT WAIT Zack chased Sephiroth BUT WAIT Aerith knew all along and pushed Cloud through an Endgame portal to the Forgotten Capital BUT WAIT it was all a dream and Cloud wakes up in the Forgotten Capital with everyone safe and sound and no Sephiroth to be found.

        jimbo melty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's different/ new, so by kindergartner logic, it's good.
        Casualgays seriously are a cancer to gaming

        correct, the original was very good. this sounds like trash. are you autistic or just a consoomer?

        Why not both.gif

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Cause he is forced into another bullshit sequel.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was about to claim that sweet cloud bussy and Aerith wienerblocked him

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his character was never that compelling, he's just a lunatic who pushes the plot forward with cool aesthetics

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having to listen to lines from the same fricking book everyday.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He got outplayed

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She lost against Cloud for 5th times

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alien master race
    nature good people bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sephiroth wasn't an alien. his father was hojo and this mother was lucrecia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep, initially, with the added bonus of being infused with Jenova cells in vitro. However, the Sephiroth you encounter in FF7 is fully in control of Jenova, and post FF7 he is mixed with her to such a level that it does not really matter.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jenova never has a will
          she is just a thoughtless force that corrupts and consumes until nothing is left then blasts off to another world

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw jenova is team rocket.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my bad so it's the same schizo affliction as trannies

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We can change fate!
    >Umm no actually here's the same plot but more convoluted, and with more padding
    >Oh yeah btw we also ruined Sephiroth some more. Enjoy!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure you can change fate, but it simply results in a new world where the fate is changed. You cannot change fate in the prior world, Sephiroth seems to imply every alternate world gets absorbed back into the lifestream at one point or another, some enduring longer than others.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So is there a prime world or something that doesn't get sucked in?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its implied there is if you put bits of dialog together, the prime world would be the one where fate occurs as the Planet intends (i.e. the world where OG FF7 happens).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My thought is when FF7 Remake ended you essentially left the prime timeline and are on a different one. It's Nomura's way of ensuring the main game still matter while doing something new

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Remake timeline is not the prime timeline, there are sufficient differences from them that go beyond the remake/reimagining aspect. Sephiroth appears too soon (in the opening movie), so the Remake timeline is like the other timelines you see him in at the end (at the Church), the difference being that the Remake timeline is going mostly to plan. The Remke timeline will disappear at the end of Part 3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally the FFXIV plot for calamities and shit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People don't realize this but the end of Rebirth was Sephiroth trying to end the world right there and then
    He was only thwarted by the party preventing the confluence from being completed

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sephiroth has been dead ever since cloud through him in the nibelheim reactor. dead men can't be pissed

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being humiliated back to back as the final boss of a trilogy of games would do that to you.
    No one should be intimated by this loser.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth literally ended with a 1 hour Avengers Endgame like boss battle with Zach and Aerith and all the characters coming together and my question is how the frick do you follow up on that? A 2 hour Sephiroth boss battle with even more cameos?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you follow up on that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rufus and Tusk join in next time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Safer Sephiroth and a full solo fight with Cloud that filters 75% of the playerbase.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A 2 hour Sephiroth boss battle with even more cameos?
      Well yeah, they still haven't used Safer Sephiroth and Sora

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People joke about Sora, but him being some sort of lifetream born love child of Cloud and Aerith makes perfect sense in regards to Kingdom Hearts. Its probably the ace in the hole Nomura had during development of the Remake project, telling Nojima and company "Do whatever, but at the end Sora will appear and we lead into KH4".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They should just have Jack show up. He's basically the Final Fantasy time line police at this point so everything Sephiroth is doing should be activating alarms for him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jack is the timecop for FF1's universe.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not really? He visited every mainline FF world.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't he fight FF2's main villain the last DLC or something? I didn't play it so I'm nor sure.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like if they ever made a sequel they would tone down this shit unfortunately. In interviews they were shocked at the reaction people had regarding Jack's dialogue and every DLC calmed him down more and more.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well it probably didnt do well enough for a sequel anyways. The only place you'll ever see Jack again is in Kiingdom Hearts and Dissdia and mobile games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jack would work really well in a fighting game as a guest character in Marvel vs Capcom or Tekken

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          aerithgays actually want shit like this in the game?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It been a meme for a while. Sora has Clouds hair style and blue eyes, and Aerith's hair color.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's just nomura in general he recycles designs a lot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They will go full moron and put Genesis in the game. They already put a character from a moronic gacha mobile game so anyone is on the table. Crisis Core is the last thing they can draw from

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They already teased Angeal in the Rebirth ultimania by confirming that the white feather you see belongs to an angel of sorts, so there's that.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Caring about timelines.
    Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moeslop poster
      >on a video game board
      >claiming superiority over anyone
      Guffaw.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth is actually never mad and is actually always calm and collected. Wasn't even mad when Cloud beat him. Yeah Cloud won or whatever but he was totally calm.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only who who noticed that when you beat him he just flies away like a cartoon villain and that's that? Like all he needed to say was "you haven't seen the last of me Cloud!!!!" as he flew away

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as Aerith said, he knows its not over.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the mass reply watermark thing? kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          time jannies clean this up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not, because Aerith literally said the same thing, word for word.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >easily beating your opponent in a chess match
    >she starts summoning extra pieces to put on the board while yelling EN PASSANT EN PASSANT

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they could have Jack Garland show up as a Gilgamesh type other world boss. It would be funny especially if he hates Vincent due to Vincent having Chaos powers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope we see him again even if it's just a KH cameo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >master of masters takes the hood off
        >its jack fricking garland
        >i fricking hate darkness sora, ive come here to kill darkness

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are missing out on social media meme marketing if they don't have Jack in part 3.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fighting over Cloud. that fight with him and Aeris happens in Cloud's mind (again)

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's black materia in his game

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Currently doing Red XIII's trial. Why is it that when it's just a remake this game is so great? I just don't get it, FF7 has such a timeless story, why couldn't they believe in it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 - 1 remakes are boring. I hate remakes but I would prefer it like this or at least what Capcom does and adds a lot of new areas. Like I love MGS but the MGS 3 remake sounds so fricking boring since it's a 1 - 1 remake. Same with Silent Hill 2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it that when it's just a remake this game is so great?
      That dungeon isn't even like the original in the slightest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FF7 has such a timeless story
      So go play FF7.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when ff7 remake trilogy got greenlit to be made the evangelion remakes were extremely popular in japan and those movied pulled the same "secretly an sequel" shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure this is probably the same reason the thought the multiverse shit was a good idea. I wonder how sick of it people will be when FF7-3 comes out?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think people will be much more tolerant of it for part 3 because the bullshittery will actually have a conclusion instead of open ended cliffhangers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that depends on whether they actually change anything or if all the time ghosts were a complete waste if time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cowards don't even commit to the new plot because rebirth is mostly follows the original plot. It's just more convoluted now.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He used to be so happy!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 3rd game will do some gay corny shit like ending on the beginning cut scene again back to the original FF7 timeline

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the next game going to be mostly areas we already have been to?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some busty Asian cosplayed him.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women keep stealing his twink

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy the pixel remasters for 4 and 6 and play them for first time. I tried pirating them but it would workn't work due to this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't work*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just get the fitgirl repack it works fine

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whole thing reeks of the terribly unnecessary mess that was KHIII’s ending, specifically Terranort winning and Sora time traveling to redo that part.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud...bring me the woke materia...

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker will b***h no matter what, but I'll love and defend whatever we get while not saying why I like it. You all lose and I win. I will get new FF7 games forever while you cry like babies.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because despite everything he's still going to lose the same way just with more multiverse bullshit

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