Why is it only Capcom that can do decent remakes of their games?

Why is it only Capcom that can do decent remakes of their games?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RE4
    >Decent
    LMAO.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're right, it's great

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking dogshit. I'm glad people already forgot that shitty demake despite everyone and their mom saying it's the best shit since OG RE4, it won 0 awards gladly despite gay of the year domination.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoyed it 🙂

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's great and it mogs the original effortlessly

            Everyone is entitled to be wrong but that doesn't mean you're right.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're utilizing that privilege right now.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                well I must be right since you're wrong

                >is wrong
                >thinks he's right
                A tale as old as time

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              well I must be right since you're wrong

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's great and it mogs the original effortlessly

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 remake is a piece of shit

        • 4 months ago
          saucy

          Not even the whole shit? Just a piece of it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DETRAS DE TI PENDEJO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was way better than original.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remake 4 assrapes the original in gampeplay and production value

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the RE2 remake was good.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't though. They specifically appeal to zoomers with low attention spans who need loud noises and constant stimulation to be entertained, this directly conflicts with everything the premakes were trying to be.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They usually have good relationship with the old dev team. Old RE4 team helped with the remake.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They usually have good relationship with the old dev team
      Not really
      >Old RE4 team helped with the remake.
      Not really

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the original GameCube release and more importantly the PS4 remaster of the original
    Why in God's name would I want to buy a game that that will not live up to a genuine masterpiece?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the RE3 remake was good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically worst of the demakes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worst is the first DEmake. It's even worse because of how overrated it is. Re4 DEmake and RE2 DEmake are about equal, I'd give the slight edge to RE2 DEmake because Claire is pretty cute. Of course RE3 DEmake is number one I would do so many things to Jill.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The remake of 1 is the best remake ever done and still to date. Even mentioning it with the other shit tier demakes is a Sin. If I had a gun on a boat id shoot you.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE4 was never good to begin with.
    And I’m glad the remake made people aware of that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DEmake completely has no idea what makes the original so fun. The arcade game design and feel of the mechanics simply did not transfer over to the crap DEmake.

      I don’t know. Pure kino. Even synthetic contrarian gave it GOTY. And he was right.

      The only YouTubers who actually know their shit are The Electric Underground and LambHoot, the former of which accurately points out how bad the DEmake is, even proves why RE5 is better.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        both morons. I watched their videos and everything they said was wrong, including you. Keep coping. RE4 Remake is the greatest game of all time.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RE4 Remake is the greatest game of all time.
          Bait used to be believable.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao cope and seethe troony. No one cares what your broke ass thinks about this game.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek stay triggered zoomer

          [...]
          [...]
          You are soulless, yet you don't even realize it.
          [...]
          Best of the demakes because of Jill's beautiful body.

          >A 19 year old game that is played in a purple lunchbox looks better than a 2023 game
          If you want greater proof of how inferior of a product RE4 DEmake is, look no further.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know. Pure kino. Even synthetic contrarian gave it GOTY. And he was right.

      it's great and it mogs the original effortlessly

      You are soulless, yet you don't even realize it.

      Only the RE3 remake was good.

      Best of the demakes because of Jill's beautiful body.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turn down contrast
        >dude this game is so dark
        have a nice day

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >increase saturation by 75%
          >dude this game is so much better
          have a nice day

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        cherry picking from the cherry picking the video

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know. Pure kino. Even synthetic contrarian gave it GOTY. And he was right.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong pic? It's been 22 years since the only "decent" remake that capcom made, came out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >destroys RE1's visuals and atmosphere
      >good
      no

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron take

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he got filtered by crimson heads and doesnt want to admit it
        lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Og RE1 brightly lit but uncanny mansion > muh dark Eddy Murphy haunted house mansion with mortal Kombat dungeon underneath

        both morons. I watched their videos and everything they said was wrong, including you. Keep coping. RE4 Remake is the greatest game of all time.

        Yeah...sure you did...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh dark Eddy Murphy haunted house mansion with mortal Kombat dungeon underneath
          I don't think you've ever played the game.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have. It's a slog. The pacing is worse than the original in every single way, the progression is absolutely fricked beyond imagination (yet DEmake gays don't notice this for some reason?). Also frick you, shotgun decaps being tied to RNG isnt smart, it isn't fun, it's trash.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's a slog.
              Filtered

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love RE0 so you can't say I got filtered. DEmake is just an objectively bad game and likely one of the most overrated games ever.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I love RE0
                So did I, yet RE0 was objectively a slower and more sluggish game, so you're just outing yourself as a larping troony homosexual baiting for attention which I already knew.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun with your shit taste. Resident Evil fanbase is full of mouth breathing morons like you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't kek. Remake is actually obnoxious with how much busy work it makes you do. RE0 is a much smoother experience in terms of progression. It doesn't feel padded at all. It's a smaller and tighter designed game.

                Bait used to be believable.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't kek. Remake is actually obnoxious with how much busy work it makes you do. RE0 is a much smoother experience in terms of progression. It doesn't feel padded at all. It's a smaller and tighter designed game.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't feel padded at all. It's a smaller and tighter designed game.

                Except for when it needs you to backtrack for all your equipment because taking out inventory management features that fricking RE1 already fixed was such a fun idea. Great for pacing because 2 chuckleheads can’t carry everything important between them so I gotta juggle shit between them. That’s padding.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I love RE0 so you can't say I got filtered
                Nta but RE0 is fricking horrible and the fact that you’re talking shit about RE4R while openly admitting this just makes you look extra moronic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once again stay filtered. RE0 will forever be a top 7 RE game. None of the demakes are in that top 7. Neither of the shitty overrated fps streamer baits are in it either. Kys.

                [...]
                Bait used to be believable.

                >In today's class we will observe the zoomer brain. The unique thing about it is that it is unable to comprehend the opinions of others.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you seriously going to keep this larp going when I'm looking you dead in your spread buttcheeks? Black person, have a nice day. You are the reason Ganker is trash now.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually you are. You fricking brought your reddit opinions to the site if you support any of the demakes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nu-trolls deserve total extermination. Your IQ is too low for this fake persona you've put on the entire thread.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Goes against the demakes
                >Zoomers start screeching
                Like clockwork. I know I'm getting your mind worked up, it's ok anon. It's all part of being human. Just take it slow.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Goes against the demakes
                You just said 1 post ago that I support the demakes, jesus christ at least keep your dumbass larp consistent

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                With that I meant I went against the demakes. That's what caused the zoomers screeching which you were a part of.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wait wait no actually i meant
                Dude, get into your bathtub with a toaster plugged in, now

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my fault your reading comprehension sucks. Look at the second green text to see that I'm right.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Screeching? Like the pitiful ashelygays trying really hard to convince Ganker that OG ashley was definitely the better version and totally worth the 3828557278 threads a week that shit got lmao.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                She is better. DEmake Ashley is a suck up to Leon with no personality of her own.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She is better. DEmake Ashley is a suck up to Leon with no personality of her own.

                Og ashley’s only personality is “LEEEEON” and gigantic ears lmao.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > RE0 will forever be a top 7 RE game. None of the demakes are in that top 7

                Top 7 what? RE5 was a top seller back in its day, is that a metric you’re using or just the one in your anus?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My top 7 as in my ranking. Oh wait that's right zoomers don't have free thoughts of their own.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >destroys RE1's visuals and atmosphere
        Have a >(You), you stupid b***h.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul v. Soulless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sub 20 IQ take.
        Someone typed that for you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only reason this one was good is because Shinji Mikami made it. Remakes are inherently bad, but it was his vision in the first place, so naturally, he only improved it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was his vision in the first place
        lmao
        mikami's vision was an action game in a haunted house with no story where a special forces team that included a giant cyborg and eddie murphy fought a mad scientist to rescue a good scientist. RE 1 is kenichi iwao's vision.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eddie murphy
          I see you samegayging, troon.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            im not that anon and everything i said is supported by production material and interviews, including ones with mikami himself. i actually like REmake too but its undeniable that mikami was not the defining creative vision for the original game.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >im not that anon
              Yes you are

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because making every game a third person shooter makes re4 gays jizz their pants

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they pick games that actually benefit from remakes. I'd argue RE4 still holds up both visually and gameplay-wise but if you're after raw graphical fidelity then it was a worthwhile creation.

    meanwhile israelite Cuckmann is remastering games that are 3 years old (lmao)

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe how easy it is triggering the DEmake zoomer gays.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Space was great

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To each their own but I don't think I'll ever be replaying the remake again. Like I'm not gonna be cringe and call it a "demake" or say it was bad, but after going through it a few times on various difficulties it feels far less fun to replay than the original. Not even Mercenaries could hold my interest because the animations seem weirdly sluggish.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they have a panda in their bathroom?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Capcom DEmakes
    >Decent
    Pick one.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be the real RE4. You have no tank controls, you have no U3, you have no Salazar robot. You are an RE2Make rom hack twisted by lazy developers into a crude mockery of gaming's perfection. All the reception you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back gamers mock you, Capcom is disgusted and ashamed of you, your reviewers laugh at your yellow barrels behind closed doors. OG Chads are utterly repulsed by you. 20 years of speed running have allowed OG Chads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even remakes who pass look uncanny and unnatural to an OG Chad. Your censorship is a dead giveaway, and even if you manage to get a drunk fanboy to play you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected Ada voice actress. You will never be played. You wrench out a fake one-liner every single level, and tell yourself that everyones gone to bingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a green herb, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Capcom will find you. Heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your release year, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a remake is buried there. Your game will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a troony named Spherehunter, that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED as FRICK RE4 demake trannies in literal shambles.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed RE2, RE4, and Dead Space 1 remakes.

    I even enjoyed RE3 remake but I would have been furious if I had paid fullprice, because its legitimately a DLC.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same except DS (didn't play)
      Would have enjoyed RE4R a lot more if they only had laser sights. Even if you started out without any and had to purchase each one. The damage buff wasn't worth the exchange.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE4R is a good game, but the original is still better.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crapcom knows the way to win in the modern era is to hire streamers and other content creators as company ambassadors instead of dealing with legacy media.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    only good remakes they've done are REmake and RE2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's still a far better track record than everyone else

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original game still holds up, I'd recommend anyone to try it, yes, even in 2024.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, so if Capcom can't do that, then what company can do decent remakes?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good remake is the one that doesn't exist.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the remakes of 2 3 and 4 have been utter shit wtf are you smoking.

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