why is it that bayonetta has never sold well?

why is it that bayonetta has never sold well?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because kamiya needs a tard wrangler or two to keep him in check

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Nier:A whooped its fricking ass.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she is ugly old hag and kamiya have bad taste on women.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too hairy

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lost any momentum it had by having a sequel on a dead platform that didn't have its player base. I know why and I realize it wouldn't have even had a sequel otherwise (I even owned a wii u), but them's the breaks

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a devil may cry clone, devil may cry has never been fun but people like the name, so it sells. What the frick is Bayonetta? French bread that you stab someone with?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonet with T itts and A ss
      The name makes sense

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called Bayonetta because of her fighting style, she uses guns as melee weapons.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know anon why Bayonetta doesnt have enough porn too?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woman too old looking.
    Hebe Bayo would have sell 100x times more

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon speaks the undeniable truth!

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the PC's face is based off a troony

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bayo 1 was held back by a shitty ps3 port
    bayo 2 was an exclusive for a system nobody owned
    bayo 3 was mid
    bayo origins turned people off by looking like a $60 indie game

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why is it that bayonetta has never sold well?
    I mean look at her lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats not to like about her?
      Dominatrix makes you insecure?
      Tell me when a dominatrix ignored your safeword and made you drink your own semen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            curious that Ganker would hate such an oversexed series with how many masturbation addicts we have

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm more of a coomer than all of you combined but Bayonetta was just ugly, her 3D models at least. She looks like a Tim Burton abomination.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you NOT like this?
                HOW?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the face in your gif looks fine but the rest of the body isn't

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you mean how her face is too small compared to her body?
                Thats a bit of a flaw. But I guessed it would not be a deal breaker. I just got used to it.
                Anyway Bayo 1 did really well.
                2 and especially 3 was poor.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you get used to it

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too niche. A coworker of mine likes DMC a lot but never heard of Bayonetta until I told him it could interest him. The only people who talk about it are total nerds who actively look for new games to play as opposed to normies who just learn about new releases through ads or because of their normie friends.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    female protag doesn't appeal to the sigma incel dudebro crowd that other action games do. look at bayo memes vs vergil/kiryu/raiden memes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any incel would swoon over Bayonetta and fap to getting their anus railed by her hair dildo.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bayo 1 was great and a solid classic
    Bayo 2 was bland
    Bayo 3 had my interest at first, then it took like a decade to come out and was about fricking multiverse bullshit with some dogshit playstyle that's like an even more mediocre Astral Chain

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short hair should have been the look from the start

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because her hair looks moronic and she's too long as a person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      her hair kinda has to be moronic to work with the clothes = hair concept

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the concept demands it then the concept is also moronic

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ps3 port was broken
    XBAWKS players only played shooters
    Wii U was Wii U
    PC port didn't come until like 2017.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most gaymers simply refuses to play as a women, especially an older women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fail
      Og Laura Croft and 2B say hi.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look way younger, bayonetta looks 35

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dev didn’t add futa angel, that why.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dev didn’t add futa angel
      good

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