Why is Larian's dialogue pushing me into having this guy as my gay boyfriend?
>recruit Gale
>be generally friendly to him, but nothing approaching homosexualry
>"hey, you want me to teach you a magic trick?"
>have a normal scene with some plot development
>suddenly and inexplicably one choice away from allowing him to conquer my butthole
>no thanks - choose to end the wierd moment before it starts
>Even still, now every time I talk to him my character makes stupid love-eyes at him, he won't stop flirting with me and when he gets knocked down my character cries out in anguish as if we're madly in love
What the frick did I do to make this happen? How do i get it to stop?
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>How do I get it to stop?
Take your meds.
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Comedy gold
>The walls misgender me
MY SIDES
>wait a second, this isn't a magic trick! THIS IS ANAL SEX
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Thanks anons 🙂
Anon, you're gay. And chose gay options. Welcome to gay.
Literal zoomer response.
Seems closer to zillenial humor.
>see Gale jerking off to some holo chick
>ask him what's up
>he tells me this goddess is so fricking perfect she makes him cum like a god damn maniac every day
>he asks me if I want to see for myself
>I say yes
>he turns full homosex and tries to rape me
>"chose gay options"
homie frick you I got tricked.
pretty much same happened to me, I feel it's a way of saying that the writers never had a real friend. I just want to crack open a cold one with my bros not split open someones butthole.
Dream companion should've also been what chooses your character sexuality
>feel it's a way of saying that the writers never had a real friend.
Nah, they just wanna insert their dogshit politics into the game (and have, successfuly).
Every companion is bisexual, the daughter of the moon god is a lesbo and you see them kiss.
Keep your fricking dogshit politics out of my medieval vidya c**ts
True question:
What is not gay?
>>be generally friendly to him
I've had both men and women irl think I was interested in them sexually just because of this.
Stop hanging out with autists.
>be generally friendly to him
Yeah I wish more games with romantic interests and party member affinity levels didn't treat sex and being their lover like the endgame of the relationship. I just want to be bros and strengthen our bond.
I think the Outer Worlds did this too, but I dropped the game pretty early. I remember trying to get to know one of my new party members and immediately dialogue options for romance began popping up.
This happens to me a lot too
I agree. I want to just be bros but this annoying homosexual immediately turns any positive remark into the step of some gay romance. It's quite annoying. I'm just going to bite his hand off and not bother recruiting him next playthough. There are way better companions anyway.
Which I wouldn't mind if there were any platonic-friendly options. But your only options 90% of the time are: Be total prick and piss him off, or act like a homosexual and flirt with him. Just why.
this, a lot of people misinterprets friendliness with romantic interest
same.
in this game ive been assertive in trying to be more friendly with all the fricking women i encounter and they are just total fricking c**ts that shoot me down and act totally indignant about it all.
and now i know that both a male bear and a man are going to try to frick me
why is this game trying so hard to make me have gay sex?
This game seriously needs a gay toggle in the options, but Larian is too woke to ever do that.
I'm hoping that non newtonian moders get on that. And make a mod to make the characters less ugly.
Does the game even have an SDK or plans for Steam Workshop like Divinity Original Sin? With it's popularity I'd hope that a healthy modding scene would follow. Original Sin never had too many custom campaigns made for it sadly.
the entire game is basically a mod for DOS2 so most likely it will have full mod support
once or twice, yes.
Not with EVERYONE YOU MEET though.
And having to tell a homosexual no is extremely awkward and unenjoyable, I dont want it in my macho fantasy.
You get what you fricking deserve for buying pozzed garbage, now leave my fricking board you disgusting NPC.
Can we fast forward to the bit where you chuds get bored of this, go back to your containment cesspit and stop shitting up Ganker even more than it already was?
No, can we fast forward to the part where this game is no longer viral and all you homosexuals, normies and redditors frick off since you won't have any point in playing or shilling the game anymore?
I was also surprised. I just cut the erotic light show though and said I wasn't interested. It's how you turn down gays in real life too, anon.
larians is known for promoting homosexuality
>ukraine flag
That's fricking gay.
You could have stopped that in its tracks at any time. But you chose the gay options. I have no such problem with the vampire. He knows his place.
>I have no such problem with the vampire. He knows his place.
This. The gay vampire is more honest about it. Gale is too sneaky about his gayness.
>You could have stopped that in its tracks at any time
Nope, once he starts teaching you magic you're locked in for a while, forced to watch it shift from platonic to ultra gay
inb4 teaching another man magic is inherently gay
Teaching magic to a man is completely fricking gay. Every wizard class pc already has a gaping butthole because new wizards at the colleges are cum dumpsters for 400 year old geriatrics with magic powered dicks.
>t.objective homosexual
>400 year old geriatrics with magic powered dicks.
You'd think they would be busy skullfricking mephits or something
This wasn't true in the last thread you kept spamming this lie with and it's not true now.
You aren't locked into anything.
It's even more annoying if you know magic because he'll still talk shit about your magic unless you're a wizard maybe (but probably also even then) while trying to get in your pants. Gale is seriously doing magical negging.
They really, really try to push you to have sex with every single companion, and very quickly as well. I just don't get it.
>not banging the 6 foot tall muscle mommy demon, the shy emo elf and the angry green monkey asap
NGMI
>having standards and not wanting to touch your gay shit westoid characters with a 100 foot pole
yes, thats me.
The people who make "d&d" games are the rejects who can't actually play tabletop because their creepy and weird. No normal person adds a bunch of sex or "romancing npcs" to their ttrpg campaign. Its inherently creepy and only the freakshitters do it.
On the contrary, that's what's popular in normie TT.
>Choose gay options
>WHY IS THE GAME FORCING ME TO BE GAY
You're just gay
You should have cut off his hand when you could
Just kill all male characters in the game. It's the only way to stop the gay
Based, I’m running my harem with naked ladies and I’m not sure how peopple think this game is gay
Western mental illness
They like to profane everything and make everything related to sex.The original reason for this behavior is a hatred for Jesus Christ.
Christjudaism isn't western culture
there is a lot of gay themes in this game
>the drag queen troony works in the circus
Pottery
can we kill it?
>gay guy hits on you non stop, won’t take no for an answer, wants to turn you gay because they love doing that and bragging about conquering straights
Just like real life. But in the game I hear you can stab him, maybe even use tellykeneeksis to throw him off a building. Bg3 goty.
You can do that in real life too
>Sorry Shadowheart, I can't right now. Gale is showing me magic... come back in an hour.
Thats enough for me to lose interest in this game... I dont want homosexual harassment in a game. Its bad enough its always on tv and movies.
Outside of your companions its not "that" bad
You kinda forced to murder them if you dont want them harassing you
Please be aware that every single thread there are homosexual shills lying and trying to gaslight others that they choose the gay path themselves. The fact is that the normal conversation forces you into the homoerotic innuendo without you having any say in it.
End of the PSA.
Proof?
Ignore all snowflake companions, acquire hirelings.
Murder him. It is the only way to deal with annoying and adamant homosexuals in this game.
They do this with Astarion too
But not a single way to romance any of the female characters....
Dude Laezel will literally jump on your dick after you talk to her like twice. Karlach really wants to jump on your dick and literally says she wants to ride you but you're being wienerblocked by infernal fire heart. Shadowheart is the only one that contains her bawdtiness and even then you can start her romance shockingly early. They're just not as fricking insistent as Gale is if you turn them down. Seriously Gale just cannot take no for a fricking answer, explains why Mystra got pissed at his dumb ass.
>Laezel will literally jump on your dick after you talk to her like twice
In early access that was. Now she only says that she finds you attractive, but nothing comes off it, later on in act 2 she professes her actual love to you in a pretty odd way.
Do the girls try to flirt with you? I've had Gale and the gay vampire come up to me but none of the girls have
Karlach does but I'm not sure if she just wants to frick, since that's literally what she asks for.
Are you kidding? Lae'zel will be very quick and very direct in telling you she wants to frick you. She also goes on and on how much a fetish she has for the smell of your sweat.
>Almost done with goblin leaders and she hasn't done anything
Surely she'll come around r-right? haha
Shadowheart's the only good romance compared to what everyone else has been posting, glad I chose her
She's fricking adorable once she opens up more
She's the only one with a remotely slow build up, everyone else just jumps on your dick for some reason.
almost like gays are hypersexual prostitutes.
fricking snot in her nose. nasty b***h
My very first conversation with Shadowheart after the ship crash, I tried to make polite conversation with her and she kept being confrontational and telling me she knew my type and exactly how people like me work, so I told her to frick off. Then she responded by telling me we might frick tonight. After which I told her to go frick herself, and she told me that she would do just that.
>hanging at the party and chatting with Ast
>yes indeed this party is quaint... perhaps some more vibrant festivities are in order...
>oh you mean like vampire cocaine?
>no you silly goose I mean buttfricking. meet me behind the shed in 5 minutes
It's weird, but I don't mind Astarion making a pass at my bussy. I guess it's because he's so clearly a gay that it's in character. Every other male being bisexual is super uncomfortable, though, it's like they're wolves in sheep clothing instead of just friendly wolves like Astarion.
Astarion only does it if you're somehow nonchalant about him trying to suck your blood in your sleep.
Getting your blood sucked is pretty hot, so i don't mind.
Can you romance multiple characters at the same time?
>All I asked for is a Shepard-Garrus Bromance
>Got horny homosexuals relentlessly craving my butthole instead
It isn't fair, bros.
The relationships between you and the companions are shockingly poorly written.
>shockingly poorly written.
>in a larian game
This shouldn't be surprising to anyone.
>Larian game
Where's the shock?
I agree, this is what I don't understand of the BG3 phenomenon. It have the same writing weakness of the Divinity games but for some reason here are pardoned or even fully praised.
same shit happens with the vampire, sure why not im nice have a blood donation, nope lets make it weird asiff we just blew eachother
You Black folk don't understand what it's like to be an adventurer. You live your life day by day because the job description is just "danger". Do nothing for free and the NPC's won't get any funny ideas, it'll keep things cordial and business-like. A gay vampire wants your blood? Make him pay you in gold, otherwise he'll do it in wiener. Shadowheart has the adventurer grindset. Trust nobody until they prove themselves, avoid unnecessary conflict, and don't go out of your way to help people unless they're in immediate danger. All other services cost money.
All this homosexualry but they replaced the dream lover by a guardian in full plate armor lmao.
Can't wait for the inevitable "Disable romances" mod tbh.
Wish more people mentioned this. What the frick happened? What were they planning to do with the dream lover that whole time? I doubt it was just some EA red herring.
sorry it was too hetero and that's offensive
They said they changed it because it was too obvious the character was evil.
she wears sexy lingerie in one cutscene with nipple poking the fabric
Same, you will be in a homosexual relationship with Gale almost no matter what you do. I chose the mildest "neutral" option between "frick my ass right now" and "have a nice day freak" and still ended up in a homosexual relationship that's preventing me from getting my rocks off with the burn victim barbarian. Astarion and Halsin are the same. They make you put in thee effort for any hetero coupling. I wish you could just turn off the romance storylines. They're dumb diversions and poorly written. Let me do companion questlines without fricking my companions
This is why you flag the shadowcute romance as soon as possible.
>straight men are completely inept at handling the same tactics they use on women when the situation is reversed
Extremely accurate and based.
>he said he wanted to teach me magic we were friends I thought he was a nice guy and then I and then I
Are you a teenage girl LMAO
My Gale barely tolerates me and eplicitly says how he isn't interested in "sharing a magic trick" and that we aren't friends
🙁
VanOrd himself said that Wyll and Gale are written as straight, canonically straight, and all romance scenes were done with a female mocapper in the player's place
So you got sexually exploited by some wierd old guy promising to show you a magic trick and now you're complaining about it on Ganker? The fricking state of zoomers, many such cases.
Gale is like a predatory homosexual, trying to teach me 'magic'. Well, I'm wise to his game, I'm not following him into his basement or getting into his car.
Anon, are you socially stunted? He says and highlights how he wants to be more INTIMATE and show you magic but you're not quite there yet. Did you follow up on his offer? Relevant captcha.
at least you can kill all homosexuals
>800k+ people bought and are playing this
Are gays mainstream and accepted now?
always have been
YOU WERE WARNED! Yet you still bought it like the hype normie you are. This is a homosexual bestiality progressive sex game.
Maybe you're just a closet homo. Ever consider you chose to get that close for a reason?
I failed to save him from the portal he comes out of even though my character has 18 strength and I tried pulling him out twice. I see it as fate.
>What the frick did I do to make this happen?
You bought a mediocre game with shit writers
This is how Larian does romance. It was exactly the same in dos2.
Do you have good relationship with your companion? Now he wants to frick you.
In BG3 you almost always have to give some kind of response that indicates flirting / sexual interest before most companions will give you romantic cues. This is a problem because incel autists from here often misunderstand subtext and will pick flirty options in dialogue without understanding what they're doing.
The only exceptions to this are Lae'zel and Astarion who will basically try to frick anyone regardless.
>In BG3 you almost always have to give some kind of response that indicates flirting
No you don't, are you moronic? The Gale dialogue is especially bad. 90% of the time it gives you 3 dialogue options:
>A positive, flirtatious remark
>Neutral, "I don't give a shit get on with it" remark
>Negative, insulting/mocking remark that just pisses him off
Why can't I say something nice to the guy without being a homosexual?
>This is a problem because incel autists from here often misunderstand subtext
Okay yeah, you're moronic.
>why can't I flirt with a guy without flirting with him
You're such a flaming homosexual
>not being a gruff stick in the mud = being gay
Would be hilarious if someone posted a screenshot that btfos OP though
My mistake, I forgot I was on Ganker, which is populated only by Le coolest, edgiest, sigma male kids on the block, who never say anything nice to their friends.
Anon, I hate to tell you this but I have had Gale in my party the entire game, my rapport with him is maxed, and I've never gotten romance cues from him once. You did something to initiate it and didn't realize it.
>I missed the one thing everyone else is talking about, therefore it doesnt exist
whats it like having a brain the size of a pea
Wyll's dialogues for when you're at the party and he's a devil all come off as pretty flity.
>incels are so socially stunted that they feel they can't even reject a virtual character that comes onto them because they have literally never experienced romantic feelings directed at them
Just say no, you fricking spergs lmao
mfw homosexualry
Didn't the devs specifically say that it would be hard to get sex in this? Seems like people are accidentally having sex in this so I guess they were lying.
I see everyone blaming Larian, and they're definitely homosexuals, but why does no one realize this shit is baked into the Forgotten Realms? Ed Greenwood is a massive perv: it was already canon that in Faerun everyone is bisexual, and has been for years. And that's the least of it; incest, prostitution, and transgenderism are all common.
It's just normally, wotc sanitizes this shit because they know middle schoolers buy the books with their parents money. Insteead, Larian embraced it.
how does that even work
In-universe or out of universe?
OOU, Ed Greenwood has an insanely favorable contract with WotC that basically says (amongst other things) that they can't contradict anything that he writes, so the things he writes on his personal website are considered canon. Thankfully he has the decency to keep most of his fetish stuff there, and not shove it down the throats of unsuspecting players.
In-universe, it's really just "because he says so". Transgenderism is encouraged by some religions/orders in order to "experience both sides of life" or some shit, and richer noble families think of incest as perfectly normal (because they can afford contraception, unlike the poors). It's just typical magical realm shit, really.
Oh, and orgies are pretty common. And there are like a hundred different names for prostitutes, depending on what kind they are (high-coin girls, bedwarmers, alley girls). And festhalls (because TSR wouldn't let him use the word brothel) are a normal way to spend an evening. As much as I hate the tumblr-tier writing and forced relationship stuff in BG3, I can't really pretend it doesn't fit the lore.
ENTER
dammit I spit myself laughing
The game is gay propaganda, they're trying to make gamers gay.
Sorry for being straight, but I have to ask: how big can you make the breasts in this game?
there is no tit slider, consult modding sites
Well that's disappointing. Have some breasts then, bros.
Thank you anon
You cant. No booba sliders. Multiple dick options and a few pusi... WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
You can’t change the size of the genitals because people would make halfling e-girls and that is very bad and wrong
Damn. Are gnomes more e-girl-ish at least?
No. WoW gnomes are more e-girl
no, less than halflings
Big breasts don't exist in BG3, too problematic
>Intimate magical conduit connection
>Option 1
>Want to kiss Gale and share your gay romance thoughts
>Option 2
>End your mental connection
Why did you choose the gay option when choosing the other options makes Gale act like nothing gay happened and he acts as a bro.
there is not a "gay option" in normal mens minds, you fricking moron.
Only gay people have a gay option.
Larian forces you to have a gay option, meaning every character you make is in fact gay even if you choose not to have gay sex.
lmfaoing as I imagine that dude buttfricking your clueless autistic chud ass after you accept him showing you his "magic trick"
>this doesn’t feel magical at all
>wait a minute, this isn’t magic! this is anal rape!
Seeing how the women look in this game, you'd turn gay too.
Ah yes, it's the "anon """""""""""accidentally""""""""""" flirts with another man" episode again
Are all the women unattractive?
>all those people who got turned gay by asking to be painted
>now this
When will you all learn
>Why is the writing in this game pushing for males to have sexual relationships when it's not applicable
It's a complete mystery, anon.
>that bio
>that tweet
Sounds like a (you) problem lad. Meanwhile i have to deal with this horny frog
She looks like she could get addicted to kisses. You've been warned.
i have wyll and kharlac, what option do i pick to keep them for the grove immigration problem?
he looks like young Jeff Bridges, why you couldnt be his gay bf?
Leftoids dont have any friends, they don't believe in friendship. According to croids, if you are even slightly amicable towards someone, you want to frick them
you are lying anon, i can prove it by becoming your friend
nice try groomer, go back to soc
kill him.
if you feed him enough magic bullshit he starts sayin if he doesn't fix his issue he will detonate like a bomb.
I liked the Panam romance in Cyberpunk because it had some depth and felt like it took some effort which isn't something that usually is the case in video game romances.
Haven't played BG3 yet because I've been busy but it's a bummer if the game really is just a shallow sexual degeneracy simulator.
Sounds like dragon age
We relaxed around the gays. We need a good ole fashioned gay drag. They are just nature's way of helping with over-population. We need to nuke the gay holdouts.
I get that SOME people have casual sex on a whim. There are actual prostitutes of both genders out there, however it's weird that every single one is just
>be nice
>lets frick
How is everybody in your party the stereotypical bawd? Is there not one person who thinks
>Wow hero, let's get to know each other first
Player chosen romances are usually shit in video games anyways so it's not like I'm upset, but I can picture the gays at Larian wearing wienery grins thinking this is the most provocative shit ever.
>Is there not one person who thinks
>Wow hero, let's get to know each other first
Shadowheart chads keep on winning.
>Easily fall into a gay relationship with someone and act as if it's a surprise
Anon-kun, you are gay. Do you also wonder why you see advertising for rainbow colored cruises?
Just like real life. Let this be a lesson. Do not be nice to homosexuals.
>Act II
>have a heart to heart with Shadowheart about how she can't really split herself between me and Shar
>decide that whatever comes we'll make it work best we can
>suddenly Gale
>uwu I don't wanna make you choose but... do you still love me?
>bro what the frick are you talking about you fricking spaz you showed me how to do magic fireworks and then I went to bed
Sounds like Larian still can't write for shit if the game has this problem.
I can't remember a single (modern) crpg with romances that didn't have this problem tbh
Modern as 2010+?
You liked it
Welcome to mid-tier writing from Dragon Age 2, they can do great conversation but don't have any clue how to do a non-gay relationship with a gay character, who doesn't remember the mage from Dragon age if you are just a little nice to him the game thinks you want to frick him.
Yeah, I think I remember getting rivalry points for politely turning Anders down. An aggressive homosexual - many such cases.
>Why is Larian's dialogue pushing me into having this guy as my gay boyfriend?
have you been paying attention in the last few years? or are you willfully ignorant?
The answer is pretty straightforward.
How are hirelings? Are they just brainless pawns so I can ignore all the cringe companion shit?
>b-but its just an OPTION, bro!
Saw that gay Wyll prancing around in the moonlight and he said he wanted to dance with me. Told him no and he looked like he was going to cry. Miss me with that gay shit.
>Told him no and he looked like he was going to cry.
this homie ZESTY
It's DA2 all over again.
>Still haven't recruited my husband Halsin yet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He can't be your husband, he already promised a boar he'd be its mate.
Kek. I remember that boar, Halsin has a bear near the grove that was also waiting for him, I thought that was cute. Are you taking care of him in your playthrough?
Nah, he has Scratch to keep him warm at night.
What is considered 'Act 2' in this game? Is it going to the Underdark or is it getting through the Underdark and getting to Moonrise? Trying to make sure I've done absolutely everything before I move on.
>>Even still, now every time I talk to him my character makes stupid love-eyes at him, he won't stop flirting with me and when he gets knocked down my character cries out in anguish as if we're madly in love
holy kek, they make you kill the homosexuals and other assorted abominations that you dont want to frick just to not have this shit happen?
I wish instead of a “no nudity” option there was a “no romance” option
I want to explore the characters and feel free to interact with them without having some stupid dating sim sprung on me
As it is every single dialogue option where you don’t be an butthole to a party member has the underlying implication that you want to frick them
this guy gave me homosexual vibes but then i remembered all the other male characters ive seen from this game and realized he seemed like the fricking least gay one
what the FRICK
>chuds ruining their entire day and play-through because they keep getting buttfricked by accident on account of them being too autistic to pick up on obvious flirtation prompts
This is fricking gold
Exactly chuds talking themselves into getting buttfricked and making a Ganker post to cope with 30 hours of a wasted save
>people keep saying its hard to bang shadowheart
I'm still in act 2, but is there gonna be only one sexo scene with Shadowheart? I actually romanced her before I saved tieflings so I didn't have the option to invite her to drink since my Tav already kissed her.
You just such an awesome guy he developed a mancrush on you. Nothing about it, you're just two good friends that enjoy each other's musk, Kiss, and sleep naked together.
In other news, ZAMN! Devil Wyll with the sparkly hands armor set color red and black looks DAMN GOOD.
>made a dwarf
>get asterion early
>because of the angle during conversations the dwarf always looks disgusted with asterion's funny homosexualry
20h in
Havent had a single camp yet
Cant get raped if you never go to sleep 🙂
Frick spell slots
The magic trick thing is Ganker's new glass him. You dense motherfrickers, I swear to god
A glass always loosens the tongue though, anon!
All they had to do is add a button to choose your orientation in the character creator
Can still be done
All they had to do was give a dialogue option for the player to initiate romance instead of every character lusting after your ass and dick at once.
this is how it should be
if they wanted everyone to be player sexual
let the player show interest first
so unwarranted sexual advances are not made
This. It's not difficult to be a bit more subtle with romantic options. People give Bethesda a ton of shit but they're much better about this sort of thing. Larian's romances come off like they're written by extremely horny 13 year old bisexuals. It's kind of immersion breaking that literally every single companion tries to frick you at the same time simply because you killed a few goblins.
its also moves way to fast
shadow heart says she nevers has trusted someone more than me and if you want to go by camp time spent maybe three days together
its insane
yet discord raider are astroturfing that this is somehow a win for them
have lgbtq people ever considered that sexuality isnt an actual personality and they are mentally ill
The worst part is that I'm not gay but I kinda like him.
you cant talk to the druid guy at all without it leading to gay sex
>do quest for him to clear the shadow curse
>4 dialogue options
>only non gay option is to just leave and say nothing
can you still kill him if he's at your camp?
It's hilarious how 50% of convos in camp boil down to these options
>Hay, wanna frick?
>Wow, that problem sounds bad, but did you also know that I wanna frick?
>Damn, you're hot as hell and I wanna frick if you know what I mean
>Sorry, not interested
>Option to actually talk about something else
The male and female companions can't stop talking about how they find other men/women hot and they bring it up constantly. There really is an amusing amount of homosexualry and sexual thirst in this game but I don't care because the combat is fun as hell. Solasta had a stupid ass story, too, and I still thought it was incredibly fun.
>GaleHandsome.jpg
anon I think there's some unresolved internal conflict here
>you cant call a guy handsome or be friendly without wanting to have gay butt sex
sounds like you're the one with issues
hope you get those sorted out some day
Anon, you will be gay, and you'll like it, this is the future you fought for.
>DOCTOR I SWEAR I ACCIDENTLY FELL ON IT I DONY KNOW HOW THIS CUCUMBER GOT STUCK UP MY ASS
Apparently who you talk to first during the big camp celebration is a fricking flag kek. I was making the rounds the first time and just so happened to see him first and hit him up. Got weird homosexual vibes then every companion I talked to after was like "Oh I'm so happy you and Gale are having happy homosexual homosexual buttsex together! If only you picked me ;3"
All the companions being playersexual was a mistake. I just wanna bro it up with Wyll and Gale while we frick b***hes and get money. Pathfinder did it just fine with Regill and Woljiff
Shouldn't be playing woke games
>be friendly to everyone
>none of them want to fug
>bully the absolute shit out of laezel
>she starts insinuating she's going to rape me
>doesn't listen to or read the dialouge
>gets fricked in the ass.
Reading is not a suggestion, moron, learn how to do it.
holy shit the gaslighting from them:
>well magic is homosexual
>you're closet homosexual if you have a problem
>it was always this way
>don't pretend you didn't know this would happen when you bought this game
They simply don't care about being honest. Only how to have more gay sex.
which one is the gay butt sex option? asking for a friend
>a fricking manlet
>manlet + demon muscle mommy combo
Are people really surprised about Gale? Did the huge earrings, loud purple attire, and homosexual British mannerisms not tip you off? Literally every character in this game is gay.
Wait, does Gale have earrings?
He has one very large earring. I believe that was supposed to be some kind of homosexual signal during the 80s lol.
>Wait, does Gale have earrings?
They are popular with mages as it's more enchanted stones you can wear. Edwin in BG2 had LITERALLY nose piercings.
how exactly do you tell if a british guy is gay?
They come off as more British than usual. Not the low class Brit that barely speaks English, though. I'm talking about the "posh, metrosexual Brit" subtype.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/644
This mod Tweaks the companion approval rating for a more slow build up, It was slow in EA i think the devs fudged something on release and made the approval stat sky rocket
I'm only romancing my wife shadowheart, but we haven't had sex yet, not sure if it's locked behind something or if I missed something, I just started ch.2
it's really fricking annoying how all the dudes just want to have gay sex in every singe camp interaction, and they go all flirty sweet talk purple prose bullshit while the girls are just ooga booga let's frick in a few interactions but then they seem to stop
You'll get there, it's in chapter 3 after her quest ends, it's a really sweet scene
The marketing campaign and fanbase has killed my interest in this game.
just kill him I guess? is that really how lead writer want player to feel about, and if the game allow you to kill them, kill him.
i mean if older baldurs gate game let you solo the entire game and let you kill your companion in cold blood just do it.