It's funny because Alex was supposed to be a non-binary, gender neutral design. Hence the name Alex which would be male or female, and the long orange hair is based from lead designer, Jeb's hairstyle. Remember this next time to jerk it to Alex porn.
And don't forget to join Anon.minecraft.best for your Ganker minecraft server of choice
Get the BTA mod and join the old school fun
https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding-java-edition/minecraft-mods/3106066-better-than-adventure-for-beta-1-7-3-timely
The mod is supposed to be a "what if Minecraft stayed indie, didn't become corporation slop and never got a modern facelift" sort of thing. Slabs, stairs and tall grass don't detract from its purpose and reason for existing.
I’ll never understand this logic. >Boy I sure do love jerking off to this porn of a visibly female character with fat breasts and a fat ass >“Oh yeah? Well it might’ve been a GUY!!! I BET YOUR BONER IS RUINED NOW HUH???”
Do you just not know what rule 63 is? Do you unironically think that my enjoyment of something is going to be hindered by a completely irrelevant fact that is literally only dependent on how I wish to perceive something?
this fully illustrates the absurdity of race play in all its forms. Whether BBC or BWC porn or what the frick ever race fetish it is, all of it is fricking cringe.
I am 32 and I've jacked off to round minecraft boobs dozens of times and I am fricking proud of it.
There is no limit known to man, you name it, 3dpd, 2d hentai both anime and manga, 3d blender/sfm, eroges, western cartoon characters, anime characters, videogame characters, sweet sweet vanilla with completely regular women, harem, ntr, monstergirls, furry, shortstacks, I don't fricking care, everything is fine, I even have like a 300+ physical doujin collecting (and growing) that I regularly jerk off to. If it exists and has breasts or if it doesn't because it's dicky I'll jerk off to it and enjoy every moment of it.
I am one with coom. We are one and the same.
Great pic but Cuckquean or reverse-NTR is different because it's never about the girl being inferior or humiliated or less than in comparison. It's about the guy being loved and desired so much that multiple girls want him. It's literally the opposite of NTR which is all about humiliation and all that shit
Now I ain't saying I haven't beat the schmeat to NTR, there are times. The art is usually really fricking good, but I don't like it and it makes me feel bad. As an anon on /d/ once said >I jerk off to what I like, but I don't like what I jerk off to
What part about that is her actually being humiliated for having small breasts or whatever the female version of the typical ntr plotline is for dudes? It's just not the same man. Been a while since I saw that one, but iirc its not focusing on her feelings of betrayal or inferiority or impotence and masochistic arousal.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It may not be the meat of it, but it's definitely the punch at the end. And counter to that, basically all of mooncancer's stuff (the image you initially replied to) is about charlie being a little two-pump chestlet.
8 months ago
Anonymous
thanks for the artist, didn't know I was into this, but now I want a two pump chumplet gf. its so cute how the other one bullies her.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Honestly his stuff's great, just a shame he seems to have gone on break. I do like that they have a bit of a wholesome aspect to it at times, as much as I enjoy Erin bullying Charlie too.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It may not be the meat of it, but it's definitely the punch at the end. And counter to that, basically all of mooncancer's stuff (the image you initially replied to) is about charlie being a little two-pump chestlet.
I certainly won't deny you the ability to enjoy cuckquean stuff for the "male being desirable" bit, but I enjoy the parts where the main girl gets left out or otherwise degraded or humiliated, even if not in a direct "you can't please him like I can" way (although those bits are also great). Just so happens that most of the cuckquean hentai I know about ends on a cliffhanger of the girl finding out.
8 months ago
Anonymous
is this one of those weird ones where the dude can turn invisible/mute at will? or is everyone just pretending he isnt mating pressing the girl in the background?
8 months ago
Anonymous
They're hiding in a closet, it's just x-ray vision for the viewer. Blue hair is in on it, and the part I had to crop has her (internally) frothing at the mouth for Usagi to leave so she can get her turn.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It may not be the meat of it, but it's definitely the punch at the end. And counter to that, basically all of mooncancer's stuff (the image you initially replied to) is about charlie being a little two-pump chestlet.
I need sauce on those
Pretty please
8 months ago
Anonymous
I thought this was two guys in the closet cheating on their wives with each other.
See, the problem is, NTR, like rape, is a term that is ultimately ambiguous. Sure, when people talk about rape 99 times out of 100 it's a man raping a woman. But a woman tying a man down and pounding his ass with a strapon is also rape. 99% of NTR is a woman getting stolen from a man, but cuckquean is just as much NTR as the "default". Tt's just that the English term is separated based on the sex of the person being cucked, while the Japanese term is separated based on the sex of the person being stolen away. Neither term is perfect, since they each only refer to one of the 3 (or more) people involved in the act. Cuckold porn could involve a guy having to watch as his girlfriend gets eaten out by another woman just as easily as "female: netorare".
[...]
Your dicks are weak. Turn in your coomer cards, you don't deserve them.
Supreme taste with the mooncancer art. Shame he hasn't posted much of anything recently.
There's a select amount of close friends I can trust that know of my exploits and physical collection, yes. And all of them were impressed and wanted to buy some things too.
Anon, zoomers are in their mid 20s.
All those minecraft channels with insane viewers?
Zoomers
The moronic minecraft speedrun shit?
Zoomers
Millenials and zoomers played minecraft. Gen alpha are more along the weird post minecraft spinoff fames like the rpg stuff.
God I wanna put a fricking monster spawner in Jenny with my bl-ock, no, a PIG spawner. Oink oink Jenny my little pig bride yeaah that's it, live in your shitty mud house like the piglet you are. that spawner is there to STAY.
yes, opening too many threads/images within a short amount of time will get you blocked for a while
the 429 error is basically a warning to slow down, spamming more requests after that leads to a block
>started off making bestiality animations >zoomers arent losing their minds trying to cancel them
how did they get away with it? ive seen lesser artists cancelled for more mundane shit
I don't see there being much overlap between 'people who willingly browse minecraft porn' and 'people willing to launch a moral crusade on animated horse sex'
I spent a good ten minutes figuring out how to change this skin. Who the frick does those c**ts think they are, assigning me a fricking gender at random? I was already assigned a gender at birth, wienersucking groomers.
>zoomers are of age >roblox and minecraft porn all over Ganker in the last couple years
can you c**ts get some fricking taste, at least our bottom of the barrel was furgay bimbo beauties like conkers gf, tawna and candy kong who all are leagues better than literal blockshit. I swear you Black folk would jack it to a triangle at this point.
this is what happens when sonic porn gets turned into a taboo cause of Muh Minors!!
anyway something something the game started to feel different after that update
every once in a while I try and give zoomers the benefit of the doubt because kids will always be moronic but they always manage to out do themselves in the most ridiculous ways
Stuff like minecraft porn exist only because of gooners. The more infantile and stupid, the better it is. npc streams on tiktok is specifically gooner content cause it's so dumb
sauce pl0x
girl
round boobs on minecraft characters is such a cop-out
Look buddy my dick and I aren't on negotiating terms. If anything it prefers fully curvy Alex compared to blocky Alex.
Full Curvy Alex > Full Blocky Alex > Shit > Mix of Curvy and Blocky Alex
I can't possibly fathom. Truly humanity is in a downward spiral since this exists.
It's funny because Alex was supposed to be a non-binary, gender neutral design. Hence the name Alex which would be male or female, and the long orange hair is based from lead designer, Jeb's hairstyle. Remember this next time to jerk it to Alex porn.
And don't forget to join Anon.minecraft.best for your Ganker minecraft server of choice
>Alex was supposed to be
Instead we get pr0n from a 6''2 tomboy with abs. Based coomers.
>you see this busty ginger woman? well, what if it was a long-haired man? that would be gay, hmm?
r/showerthoughts wants you back
A better (than adventure) server is
gutter.host
Get the BTA mod and join the old school fun
https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding-java-edition/minecraft-mods/3106066-better-than-adventure-for-beta-1-7-3-timely
>slabs
>stairs
>tall grass
>old school
The mod is supposed to be a "what if Minecraft stayed indie, didn't become corporation slop and never got a modern facelift" sort of thing. Slabs, stairs and tall grass don't detract from its purpose and reason for existing.
>non-binary schizo shit
I’ll never understand this logic.
>Boy I sure do love jerking off to this porn of a visibly female character with fat breasts and a fat ass
>“Oh yeah? Well it might’ve been a GUY!!! I BET YOUR BONER IS RUINED NOW HUH???”
Do you just not know what rule 63 is? Do you unironically think that my enjoyment of something is going to be hindered by a completely irrelevant fact that is literally only dependent on how I wish to perceive something?
keep your mental illness to yourself
how to craft milk
made for paizuri
>buddy
I'm not your buddy, pal.
I'm your milkman
because xbox introduce a new wave of minecraft players. its shocking
is this a stealth QoB thread?
Roundbros how do we compete?
Thanks for the laugh
roundbois SEETHING
>hip to be squared
frick's sake
Very well played anon. Great work
Steve bros...
>We look so much like a couple here hahahaha
>a couple of bestiesss
I never realized that steve is so damn dark.
He's not. Mojang Blackfied him.
Your best friend should be your significant other
They are confirmed fricking thanks to the Lego manual.
Sauce?
STEVEBROS WE WON
>Steve likes to mine
>Holding a sword
>Alex likes to explore and hunt
>Holding a pickaxe
The attention to detail that I love about Lego.
>look at this pic
>realize steve doesn't have permanent smile and it's just a beard
fricking how did I miss that
Very curious too, considering he had shaved the beard for like a decade
It is widely accepted that they're fricking
this fully illustrates the absurdity of race play in all its forms. Whether BBC or BWC porn or what the frick ever race fetish it is, all of it is fricking cringe.
Most porn is cringe when you aren't horny
Not related, but this reminded me of that one time I saw a Mount & Blade raceplay caption thread on /gif/.
Some good laughs were had that day.
>Not related, but this reminded me of that one time I saw a Mount & Blade raceplay caption thread on /gif/.
Tell us everything you know
Frick you weeb, you dont deserve to know.
>blocks
😐
>blocks (female)
😯
More like
>blocks
😐
>blocks (female)
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Why aren't her boobs square?
hot alex moron cumbrain kys bror
>Zoomers beat their meat at this.
Roblox and FNAF pr0n are mighty fine too (no cap(on god))
Don't you mean they are fire?
>on god
>not "on science"
I am 32 and I've jacked off to round minecraft boobs dozens of times and I am fricking proud of it.
There is no limit known to man, you name it, 3dpd, 2d hentai both anime and manga, 3d blender/sfm, eroges, western cartoon characters, anime characters, videogame characters, sweet sweet vanilla with completely regular women, harem, ntr, monstergirls, furry, shortstacks, I don't fricking care, everything is fine, I even have like a 300+ physical doujin collecting (and growing) that I regularly jerk off to. If it exists and has breasts or if it doesn't because it's dicky I'll jerk off to it and enjoy every moment of it.
I am one with coom. We are one and the same.
>ntr
Frick off and die.
Your dicks are weak. Turn in your coomer cards, you don't deserve them.
Great pic but Cuckquean or reverse-NTR is different because it's never about the girl being inferior or humiliated or less than in comparison. It's about the guy being loved and desired so much that multiple girls want him. It's literally the opposite of NTR which is all about humiliation and all that shit
Now I ain't saying I haven't beat the schmeat to NTR, there are times. The art is usually really fricking good, but I don't like it and it makes me feel bad. As an anon on /d/ once said
>I jerk off to what I like, but I don't like what I jerk off to
Nah, frick that. I'm all in on the humiliation.
What part about that is her actually being humiliated for having small breasts or whatever the female version of the typical ntr plotline is for dudes? It's just not the same man. Been a while since I saw that one, but iirc its not focusing on her feelings of betrayal or inferiority or impotence and masochistic arousal.
It may not be the meat of it, but it's definitely the punch at the end. And counter to that, basically all of mooncancer's stuff (the image you initially replied to) is about charlie being a little two-pump chestlet.
thanks for the artist, didn't know I was into this, but now I want a two pump chumplet gf. its so cute how the other one bullies her.
Honestly his stuff's great, just a shame he seems to have gone on break. I do like that they have a bit of a wholesome aspect to it at times, as much as I enjoy Erin bullying Charlie too.
I certainly won't deny you the ability to enjoy cuckquean stuff for the "male being desirable" bit, but I enjoy the parts where the main girl gets left out or otherwise degraded or humiliated, even if not in a direct "you can't please him like I can" way (although those bits are also great). Just so happens that most of the cuckquean hentai I know about ends on a cliffhanger of the girl finding out.
is this one of those weird ones where the dude can turn invisible/mute at will? or is everyone just pretending he isnt mating pressing the girl in the background?
They're hiding in a closet, it's just x-ray vision for the viewer. Blue hair is in on it, and the part I had to crop has her (internally) frothing at the mouth for Usagi to leave so she can get her turn.
I need sauce on those
Pretty please
I thought this was two guys in the closet cheating on their wives with each other.
I don't get it
See, the problem is, NTR, like rape, is a term that is ultimately ambiguous. Sure, when people talk about rape 99 times out of 100 it's a man raping a woman. But a woman tying a man down and pounding his ass with a strapon is also rape. 99% of NTR is a woman getting stolen from a man, but cuckquean is just as much NTR as the "default". Tt's just that the English term is separated based on the sex of the person being cucked, while the Japanese term is separated based on the sex of the person being stolen away. Neither term is perfect, since they each only refer to one of the 3 (or more) people involved in the act. Cuckold porn could involve a guy having to watch as his girlfriend gets eaten out by another woman just as easily as "female: netorare".
Supreme taste with the mooncancer art. Shame he hasn't posted much of anything recently.
>he doesn't self insert as the bull
makes sense you see yourselves as the cuck and automatically assume everyone else does
This cope never succeeds, we know you're upset that we find you revolting
Crying men make my dick soft.
It isn't about being the bull or the cuck, it's about the porn being too male focused.
What is your number of doujins saved on nhentai?
>implying a true coomer would use normalgay workaround like nhentai
I have more than a 600 doujins saved on panda, and I'm like 1/3rd out of the artists I'm interested in.
>ntr
And to think I was about to call you based.
Based, sensitive cucks seething in the replies. Genuine romance vanilla and ntr both have their own, separate appeal.
Only things I can't get into are feet, giantess, piss/shit, gore and vore. Everything else is fair game.
>calls others cucks
>likes ntr
ultimate pottery.
>and I am fricking proud of it.
Glad no one cares, coombrain.
you're multiple replies to late moron
You aren't proud of it unless you talk about it irl
Have you told any real person these things?
There's a select amount of close friends I can trust that know of my exploits and physical collection, yes. And all of them were impressed and wanted to buy some things too.
You ain't a real Ganker-fapper until you jerked it to socks and airplanes
You mean millennials. Zoomers haven't played it.
>Zoomer haven't played minecraft
Ganker really is moronic.
Anon, zoomers are in their mid 20s.
All those minecraft channels with insane viewers?
Zoomers
The moronic minecraft speedrun shit?
Zoomers
Millenials and zoomers played minecraft. Gen alpha are more along the weird post minecraft spinoff fames like the rpg stuff.
I just turned 30 and have beat my meat to Jenny multiple times.
God I wanna put a fricking monster spawner in Jenny with my bl-ock, no, a PIG spawner. Oink oink Jenny my little pig bride yeaah that's it, live in your shitty mud house like the piglet you are. that spawner is there to STAY.
>zoomers beath their meat to animatronic dolls
>round breasts
just rule 34 in action. more like a law these days
According to Notch, Alex is simply a person without sex. The skin, red hair with a braid and thinner arms, is modeled on Minecraft developer Jeb
i substitute your reality with my own
Very cool.
The drawing depicts a redhead with giant breasts so I couldn't care less.
>Alex is simply a person without sex
cool, then i will give her sex later tonight, in bed
Made for Big Black Blocks.
sauce?
>Bulge
Go away homosexual.
Bia > Jenny
damn Jason Momoa gets to frick THAT??
you may now cum
How could they put something so sexy in a children's game?
the more things change
>Lara Croft breasts
Perfection.
MCA does that shit
Wonder why adding a chest was never an option in Java or Bedrock, Bedrock sells a lot of shit, it would be an incentive to buy skinpacks
As you wish.
Is there still porn mods for this game or they're all taken down?
Im pretty sure there are some still out there.
fapcraft exists and you can find the 1.8.0 archived by googling.
Wtf is fapcraft? I’m familiar with the Jenny mod, but not fapcraft.
That one weg is decent. I will not elaborate.
>opened the last thread entirely on the archive
>archive auto temp banned me
>still hasn't expired
How long is this god please tell me
>temp
lmao
It says temporary on the ban page
I opened the whole thread and it says I'm temp blocked
You can get banned from b4k? What the frick???
yes, opening too many threads/images within a short amount of time will get you blocked for a while
the 429 error is basically a warning to slow down, spamming more requests after that leads to a block
it must be tough surviving in minecraft so many dangers so little comforts
Hot
lucky slime
Come back home, Millenials
>round ass
DROPPED
BROWN BRICKS
i dont know but god i want to stick my dick in that cube
alex is a boy name
artists are forced to abstract minecraft designs, which tends to result in artstyles that contain mobface; which is pure sex.
Ginger pubes.
The second SlipperyT puts out JOA5, I'm losing an entire gallon. The Warden segment previews drive my dick up the wall.
slipperyt quit bro
You made me look, fricker
STOP MAKING ME FAP TO MINECRAFT YOU SICK FRICKS, DEFINITELY DON'T POST MORE.
zoomers didn't stand a chance
>started off making bestiality animations
>zoomers arent losing their minds trying to cancel them
how did they get away with it? ive seen lesser artists cancelled for more mundane shit
I don't see there being much overlap between 'people who willingly browse minecraft porn' and 'people willing to launch a moral crusade on animated horse sex'
That fricker would still be doing bestiality if it wasnt for patreons crackdown on fetishes.
we truly do live in the worst timeline
He very nearly chose against doing the Ender Dragon scene for JOA5 cus of Patreon's bullshit
I really hope he jumps to subscribestar or something.
Paetron is too moronic with its rules
Schizorant:
ITS NOT REAL YOU moronS ITS NOT REAL ITS WORDS AND PIXELS. ITS NOT REAL STOP BEING SUCH moronic homosexualS ABOUT SOMETHING THATS NOT REAL
She gets people's blocks off.
artist?
No clue
Sexooooo
I spent a good ten minutes figuring out how to change this skin. Who the frick does those c**ts think they are, assigning me a fricking gender at random? I was already assigned a gender at birth, wienersucking groomers.
Horny young pubescent boys with sexualize anything female.
>isekai into minecraft
>build castle
>sex alex and jenny in castle
Any questions?
What about Ellie?
Can Bia come too?
>any questions?
Yes, when?
>zoomers are of age
>roblox and minecraft porn all over Ganker in the last couple years
can you c**ts get some fricking taste, at least our bottom of the barrel was furgay bimbo beauties like conkers gf, tawna and candy kong who all are leagues better than literal blockshit. I swear you Black folk would jack it to a triangle at this point.
this is what happens when sonic porn gets turned into a taboo cause of Muh Minors!!
anyway something something the game started to feel different after that update
every once in a while I try and give zoomers the benefit of the doubt because kids will always be moronic but they always manage to out do themselves in the most ridiculous ways
>that minecraft stable diffusion lora on civitai
What of it?
moar
Delicious
for me, it's the shortstacked bear
If you don't see the appeal, you are weak.
Female main character in the most sold game of all time
Stuff like minecraft porn exist only because of gooners. The more infantile and stupid, the better it is. npc streams on tiktok is specifically gooner content cause it's so dumb
>breasts not cubes
trash
>Blockgirl with round jiggly bits
Something about extra sexual depravity and just slapping it on there makes me go crazy
Round boobs.
Yes.
We had a good run, roundbros. See you around.
MINEbreasts