why is nugamefreak so obsessed with facial hair? they just love super gluing facial hair on any random pokemon. why does a crab have a beard? only if the pokemon is already humanoid like mr. rime or kingambit does it make sense
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Just because you can't grow a beard doesn't mean pokemon can't beside that is just a bunch of bubbles not "hair" seethe more moronic babyface
It's a bubble beard. It's based on something real crabs do.
>OP is an uncultured idiot
Poetry
i wish they had made a new pokemon based on this concept rather than this gigatamax shit thats hardstuck in gen eight
but why does it have to be shaped like a beard? it looks ugly. can't they make that design motif without shoehorning their facial hair fetish?
this poster looks like a fat soijak irl
>Deflecting
Absolute schizo
>Absolute schizo
nope
i weigh less then 60kg
anorexic Lmao
way better than being fat, mutt
I'm pretty sure you are pretending to not understand the obvious symbolism but just in case you are actually that much of a moron:
That specific beardstyle represents power and is usually associated to kings and generals in pop culture. This fits in nicely since KINGler has king in its name. Now, how do we make a beard on a crab not look out of place? We just make it out of bubbles since crabs are known to foam. And it's done, we have a badass design for the imposing giant form of kingler.
>That specific beardstyle represents power and is usually associated to kings and generals in pop culture. This fits in nicely since KINGler has king in its name
you're talking like it's supposed to be a fursona and not a monster
>We just make it out of bubbles since crabs are known to foam
the official artwork lacks so much detail that it doesn't look like it's made of bubbles
it looks like a normal beard slapped onto it like a sticky note
Human elements are used on animals all the time to create monsters. Just because the first thing you think of a weird sexual fetish thing doesn't make it so.
And the beard looks like it's made of bubbles, it's too soft/jelly looking to be an actual beard and it's coming from a crab's mouth.
I wish the concepts that pokemon are based on werent prioritized over the pokemon looking like shit
God damn it, after all those posts I am sure anything designed by you would probably the blandest least inspired shit ever shitted.
No surprise you can only parrot opinions you see people posting on vp, not an ounce of originality in there
>ou can only parrot opinions you see people posting on vp
just because more than one person have the same opinion doesn't mean one of those people is parroting that opinion
ever thought that facial hair is something many people don't like and don't want to see on pokemon, especially when it's done in the shittiest way possible?
That’s neat, but its implementation on the Kingler still looks stupid
>why is nugamefreak so obsessed with facial hair?
I know, right? Gen 5 was a mistake.
at least back in gen 5 they weren't ruining older designs like gigantamax mons were
also, herdier and stoutland don't have facial hair
that's just what terriers look like and unlike gmax kingler which completely butchered the bubble motif, herdier and stoutland look like actual terriers
>d-doesn’t count
Typical bort
>NOOOOOOO THEY WERE ALWAYS LAZILLY SLAPPING FACIAL HAIR ON OLDER THINGS
>here's why gen 5 didn't do it to older things, nor was it lazy
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO B-B-B-BORT!!!!
>fire is hair
>concrete is hair
>ice is hair
>clothing is hair
> bubble is hair
>emboar
>cobalion
Not facial
>conkeldurr
>genies
They’re human-like, so OP’s “it’s acceptable on humanoids” caveat applies
>dogs
>mienshao
That’s just regular fur and whiskers like IRL animals have, so I wouldn’t count that as facial hair
ok kingler is fine because crabs IRL have a bubble beard.
gen v is nugamefreak james turner TPCi
It's all part of a George Soros plot to destabilise the west by flooded the west with effeminate beta cuck soi numale consoomers.
Is it any coincidence that Nutendo has changed company policy to attract ESG Blackwiener bux? Think about it.
Even if Emboar's is technically a beard, it doesn't look like one at all. It looks more like a shirt collar.
Samurott is obvious based on the real animal, same with Mienshao.
Herdier is a stretch.
And Cobalion's isn't even facial hair at all.
>Cobalions
I think they're referencing his whiskers that look like a pencil mustache, rather then his cravat.
you're framing this like a gotcha but gen 5 is absolutely nugen, babby
>gen 5 is absolutely nugen
no it isn't
it's not a 3d game
>nugen game does nugen thing
I don't get it
Why are people bothered so much from this? Same thing when people get angry at "long" Pokemon.
Pokemon are creatures designed around themes and visual puns. Sometimes facial-hair looking qualities is a reasonable direction to take those ideas.
It's not that big a deal. To get mad at something so benign is kind of stupid.
Long pokemon are forced memes that people fell for despite being ugly and tryhard
I really like kingler. Crab pokemon rock. Crustle is also one of my favorites.
oh hey the facial hair schizo is back
>one pokemon out of the 500+ in the first five gens and it's already sport of human like
>in gen 6+ every other form of an old pokemon has facial hair
bad comparison
>gen 6+
Don’t blame gen 6 for Unova’s problems, zoomzoom.
Facial hair is an extraneous feature you can add without having to fundamentally modify what is underneath. In the age of meme culture it also works as a way to add a humourous twist to something familiar. It makes tards go "ahah simply epic! Like a sir xD"
Bikinibot/Raikoutard/Famon wannabe too much?
Islamic influence