Gays are 2 percent of the population.
>Complement a dude
>Hey, can I suck your dick
Real life isn't like this
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Why is rvery bg3 companion gay?
Gays are 2 percent of the population.
>Complement a dude
>Hey, can I suck your dick
Real life isn't like this
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Real life is nothing like BG 3.
Any other moronic observations?
That's not even the worst part.
>reject a dude
>he still keeps coming onto you
>keep rejecting him but answer some unrelated thing
>game now treats you like you're in a relationship
Then they also decided that wasn't enough and added gay mindflayer scenes into the main story.
It's also nothing like good fantasy.
Gays hit on anything that give them attention
>start a new job a decade ago
>coworker says someone thinks I'm cute and would I mind if they add me to FB
>think she's referring to herself, so say yes
>a couple days later, some scene guy adds me
>hey it's the janitor from work
>he makes small talk for a bit until he hits me with "ayy wanna hook up"
>nope
>go a while without hearing from him
>he asks again like a month later, out of the blue
>no again
>he deleted me from FB
>he eventually gets fired
>see him around town sometimes when I'm shopping
>he either looks the other way or changes course whenever we cross paths
>gay mindflayer
lolwut? I hope you make it up at this point
He isnt.
Its real.
what the actual frick. It's some bullshit, minflayers reproducing through parasitic tadpoles, connected to elder brain should be above any sexual urges. What a bunch of flaming homosexuals Larian are... I wait for mustard jelly romance at this point
Its based.
The future is gay.
Soon 100% of people will be gay and thats a good thing.
dunno
>gays are cool
maybe?
>what is player sexual
I wonder
Honestly you make a really good point OP. You have a way with words. How about you have your way with me, next?
It's more-so Larian casualizing sex to appeal to the morons that complain about romancing characters being difficult or taking too long.
Meanwhile they have only one normal human woman in the game -- though "normal" might be stretching it a bit -- and her sex scene is bugged and doesn't trigger for most people.
>Real life isn't like this
But it is, people will try to get closer with someone who complements them.
No, they do not, ChatGPT.
>everyone is bi!
lol
I didn't say that, but if dude feels complemented by another guy he definitely ain't straight.
You know all about being a gay eh
wut? feeling flattered from being complimented by someone you respect has nothing to do with sexuality.
That's true enough, but OP was talking about being complemented which is more like special someone soul-mate thing.
I'm p. sure that's just a typo, but even then blood brothers are a thing.
>haven't trolled anyone in the last 5 mins on /vrpg/
>pressure getting to me what do
>OH NOW HE FRICKED UP I SEE THAT TYPO TROLOLOLOLOL
"M8" I hope you are pecked to death by an emu as you sleep. It's out there. Every night. Looking in your window. Waiting.
fricking hell, gpt is in vrpg aswell?
HIROMOOT FIX THIS YOU JAP NIG
You're just that beautfiul anon
>Real life isn't like this
Yes it is
Grindr isn't real life.
Why can't they just let you choose your character's sexuality in the start or just consistently let you have the option to friendzone your companions?
Maybe that's why they got infected by fricking a mindflayer?
Larian is right tho, gays will frick anything that moves. That's why they all got monkeypox
Despite being just 2% of the population, gays make up 100% of BG3 male companions.
that's horrible enough but why does any D&D like game need romance slop dogshit nowadays? we could do entirely without and just play the adventure. imagine that.
>Gays are 2 percent of the population.
Kek, no
>gays are 2% of the population but make up 70% of all on-screen relationships
Baldur's Gate Netflix series when?
>Real life isn't like this
have you tried being more attractive?
>t. gay bar bartender
>Gays are 2 percent of the population.
but they were probably like 60% of larian's writers
>Gays are 2 percent of the population
Not anymore, conservatives refused to actually fight so now teachers and media have convinced over 30% of highschoolers that they're gay. They're not, but once they've been defiled they'll be ruined for life and joint he homosexual cause because otherwise they're at fault.
>Gays are 2 percent of the population
According to recent studies araund 25% of the zoomers are homosexual and that number is predicted to only keep rising with each generation.
That's not real homosexuality, it's trendy peer pressure genderspecial progressive stack crap.
Admittedly past measurements would also be influenced by the peer pressure of a disapproving society.
>get new companion
>go through all their dialogue, no flirting but not actively being a dick to them
>long rest
>"hey...I like you..heh..."
>don't engage
>continue to not actively be a dick to them/progress their quest for content
>no romance lines
>get 3 different cutscenes where I have to turn down a declaration of love from companions
These morons have spent the entire game in my camp. Why is this druid who has essentially been furniture in my camp asking to suck my dick. I'm banging shadowheart frick off
>just talk to people normally
>get declarations of unconditional love and devotion
Now you know how women feel.
Spoiled, put on a pedastal, and not appreciative about interactions with the opposite sex? Not comparable. But you know this, you're just dishonest.