Why is she so hell bent on dominating the player?
She doesn't take no for an answer, and don't get me started on trying to talk b-ACK
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Why is she so hell bent on dominating the player?
clothed paizuri
/thread
Because it turns me on.
Y'shtola sucks
WoL triggered something within her with that "Yes mom" comment and now has to deal with the consequences. Play with fire, get burned.
Correct.
How hairy is her pussy?
Pleasantly wild
https://vocaroo.com/1NfvbBUharjF
Filling Y'shtola with whipped cream until she explodes (non-lethally).
You are incredibly consistent.
Thanks anon. I just feel like it's important to note.
consistent like the consistency of whipped cream pumped into the loose cat filling every nook and cranny of her body turning her into a horny cream-filled eclair yearning to pop
She wants mixed Hyur-Miqote babies
Typical Latina or Filipina.
Getting milked by an Y’shtola anon made me almost install this game
You'd most likely get milked even harder in-game
Is this speaking from experience?
Yes. I came for the ERP and stuck around for the story and game itself, now I only get milked by my EB.
I get milked so hard i'm cumming dust
The prostitutes in my FC refuse to let me have any cum in my balls for a single minute
I can't believe this thread is actually going to make me install this trash game, I've never even played an MMO.
I’ve you’ve never played an mmo you’ll probably like it since it’s a new thing, there’s a reason they were huge back in the day
It's even better in-game.
My wife Y'shtola needs a proper story arc. Why can't we go fix her eye sight? It should be a priority for the WoL as she is so vital to the team. At this rate she's gunna jut fall over dead from magic aids.
That's been retconned more or less. I don't think they've mentioned Aethersight taking a heavy toll on her since Heavensward. If they bring it up again they'll probably just hardware it and say she discovered a more efficient way to do it.
It's bought up in Endwalker briefly when its implied she isnt supposed to be able to see anythign since there in an area with no aether for her to sense.
It wasn't retconned, it was mistranslated. It's not a drain in her life, it's a drain in her aether aka. it's literally just one more spell, only slightly more tiresome because she needs to maintain it forever. In practice the worst it can do is tire her out slightly faster than everyone else (opening the portal tired her more than it did Urianger) and give her migraines like in Garlemald.
The whole "She's gonna drop dead any moment because she's overexherting herself" shit was just the localization team being clumsy.
(Not that a story arc about fixing her eyes couldn't be kind of cool, she still sees the world wierd and clearly would like to be able to see normally again.)
Nah I don’t buy that shit otherwise the initial reveal cutscene doesn’t make sense. Why would matoya be concerned at all.
It hasn’t been retconned, there’s no mistranslation or anything. It’s just fitting with the trope: anytime some technique, spell, transformation, etc “drains your life force” it never, EVER matters. Especially in nip media
Anon if it really was killing her, it'd have been fricking addressed. Or more likely, Matoya and Y'mhitra would have expressly forbidden her from doing it unless absolutely necessary. Instead you just have Y'mhitra telling you to keep an eye out for her, it makes far more sense that it tires her than it's actually full on killing her. It's way easier to explain that it was janky translation (the english version even skipped the word "aether" even though that's what every fricking other version used in favor of "life energy" which is where the misunderstanding comes from) than apparently everyone who cares for her just happily lets her do something that reckless because of anime tropes.
>it'd have been fricking addressed
It was addressed, in HW. It’s the trope anon, it never matters and will never matter. It won’t kill her, it won’t tire her out, it won’t do anything.
>Why can't we go fix her eye sight?
because her current one is hot
THREESOME WITH THE RHUL SISTERS
based
GOONING
She isn't. She's just your friend and cow-orker anon. At worst she just plays along as your mommy.
She is so long as YoshiP is in charge. And it's probably better that way, not just because it'd be difficult to incorporate romance but because the devs would just force who they like, meaning Alisaie and G'raha.
If they allowed the player to pick who's our closest Scion in the Annex scene, they won't force the player into one relationship at the expense of every other possible one.
Which doesn't mean even if somehow there was a way to make a relationship with Y'shtola (or any of the others) official they would actually stop humping our legs since they've literally been characterized as clingy ass fanboys.
I'd be curious to see data for what characters people picked for that scene. I imagine most women picked G'raha but for men I am not so sure.
There's no data since none of the cutscenes in this game actually transmit any sort of information. Even the few times WoL has to make a legit choice it just comes in the form of "Accept quest X or quest Y".
Also I remember a bunch of people b***hing that they picked G'raha even though they don't like him because they legit took the question to mean "Who do you think would be annoying enough to show up at midnight" and thought it could be failed lmao.
>since none of the cutscenes in this game actually transmit any sort of information
>he hasn't finished the Nier raid series post-raid weekly quest series
They've had the technology since Shadowbringers.
I picked Alisaie for no other reason than because I'm sexually attracted to her. If she didn't exist I'd probably just pick Y'shtola because I started in Limsa and she was the first Scion I met.
>I picked Alisaie for no other reason than because I'm sexually attracted to her.
As it should be.
Fine taste
WoL's future wife and she's not taking no for an answer!
based Alisaiebros
honestly there's no real reason to not take both if I were the WoL.
Y'shtola seems like she'd be okay sharing but Alisaie wouldn't
Exactly, dunno what anon was thinking.
I can already see a huge obstacle to WoL and Y'shtola being that Alisaie and G'raha cling to his dick too hard, always interrupting any potentially personal moments between the two. And neither want to hurt their feelings on top of already being awkward with romance, which leads to a lot of tension.
Makes me wonder about what places in eoreza would be okay with polygyny.
Any place with Miqo'te
Suncat tribes. I think those are the only case where it's actually socially established rather than some behind doors kind of deal.
There's one mooncat bandit with an harem of moongirls, though that's not so much "okay" as they're pretty much sex slaves.
I've seen mentions of Ul'dahn merchants trying to hire more than one servant with the intention of sleeping with them.
Ishgard nobles will frick their servants sometimes.
But I don't think any of all those are "places that are okay with polygamy".
theyre not sex slaves moron. stupid moron cutscene skipper.
I feel like it's the opposite
Y'shtola would justify it with some long winded sophistry and historical similarities but after a while would probably start crying alone in the library.
I refuse to accept that reality. One man and one woman under one roof with their biological children. Harem gays get fricked.
This copy pasta states that y'shtola likes the shitimeme side quests. This is both false and unacceptable.
This anon understands that one laifu one waifu is the ideal and I agree.
I love this meme so much... Howd that ever come to be? Did Y'mhitra ever comment on her sister and WoL?
Only in a one off side story afaik
Stand aside sister
I just can never buy this pic with Alphinaud writing like a moron.
We were all young once
Based. Great choice.
NOOOO WOL she's just 17 practically a child
I would think Estinien is far more popular than Gra'ha, my girlfriend picked him and her irl friends too.
Gra'ha is more popular with the trannies and gays
Estinien and Emet are typically picked by women while fujos and the groups you mentioned like to orbit towards Gra'ha.
DAYUM
sex sex sex sex sex
Master Matoya, more like Master Baker
I picked Estinien because he's funny
>already forgot the estinien fan service.
>literal moron reason to tell vtra not to fly in dragon form in previous patch
they are doing him awful. so many monkey paws in EW.
I picked Y'shtola because I think a secret romance between my WoL and her is fricking adorable, since both seem to struggle in the 'showing emotions' department, and two usually really self confident characters starting hesitant romantic advances, stumbling along the way but deep down caring greatly for each other is just my jam.
The Inn scene ended with my WoL pulling Y'shtola into the room and they spend the rest of the night on the bed, holding hands, leaning against each other, not speaking a word knowing that there is a good chance they won't make it out of whatever world ending event looms, just clinging to each other as single constant in this crazy world.
sounds like korean manwah trash.
A little cringe but I'll accept it
Anon please, I came for Shtola breasts not Shtola feels..
I picked Y'shtola because I started as on limsa and she saved my butt way back then and I like her and since ShB I enjoy bullying her after runar and his cult exposed her mommy issues especially more flavorful if you're a hrothgar because then runar hits extra hard by acting as a replacement moron for her to wrangle for 2 years
Kinda worrying now that I think of it. Y'shtola is turning into Matoya 2.0 and if she has her way with Runar she will turn his cave into Matoya's cave 2.0 full of frogs and sprites and whip that dude into a sorcerer so hard that he will probably Flow his way to the WoL's doorstep to beg for help and all he can do is watch because just like Y'shtola he's a hyperfocused autist that can't fix her
>hrothgar
>heterosexual
Cool story bro
I picked Thancred since I've known him the longest.
I accidentally picked g'raha because it felt to me the most likely person to come knocking on your door in the middle of the night for something because hes still in his annoying newbie phase, but I thought it was going to be a fakeout with some malicious person or some spooky ghost/hallucination shit
much to my dismay I had no clue it was actually a choice for who would show up for the scene, I would've picked any of the other ones
I picked estiban because he seemed the most capable of rape.
I picked Alphinaud because he’s my bro
same i wish he would go in the room and frick my femra. what a gentleman refusing to enter but then estinien just barges in like a peasant
I don't even remember who I pick. I think Estinien because he's kind of funny sometimes
There should've been a Krile and/or Tataru option
Y'shtola, I don't ship my WoL with any of the scions she's they are already EB'd. It just seemed right that she'd check in on my WoL.
Most women I know selected Estinien.
Women are based?!
Thancred cause he's a bro and the other scions are cucked. Ended up having a very nice scene talking about being in bad places and also thinking about Ryne and wanting to protect people.
women picked estinien
>MIQOTE WOL
>knock on door
>its alphinaud
>invite him in my room. hes a good friend
>no way gays me
IM THE WOL. BREED ME YOU FRICKING TWINK.
no breeding before marriage
shotgun style secures the wedding and leveilleur fortune. i want that big manor.
>Estinien shows up
>open the door
>he just walks straight into your room without even asking or waiting for permission
>chats you up like nothing even happened
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves (through the window)
Estinien continues to be the best.
I always imagined the WOL is in a relationship with some inn maid or other no-name NPC you run into, I just think its cute.
The only game I can think of that does that is Wild Arms, I think WA2 it was. 2 or 3.
>protag ends up with random girl
that's like getting reverse farmer'd or some shit
As someone with crippling mommy issues, it feels strange that so many of the characters in XIV are designed to appeal to me.
I barely cared about Y'shtola ingame but I want to frick this artist's depiction of her so fricking bad
Here's hoping 7.0 doesn't frick her over again
I worry that they will as a consequence of pushing Krile, as they may feel the two would fill the smd role. If course even if she does come along she'll be pushed to the background if the black holes of screentime that are the twins are with us.
>krile
>erenville
neither can carry a patch msq . how uninteresting.
They've gotten far more mileage out of Lyse despite her being half as interesting. I think Krile's fine.
ydas great, ew lyse is fine, sb lyse is insufferable due ot the stupid mhigger area. her challenging me to a swim race in japan land was cute and endearing. alisaie was a shitty third wheel.
M8, I'm not that anon and I'm not opposed to Krile getting some attention, but I don't think using Lyse as example of what they could do is doing you any favors.
Lyse was a mixed bag that is hated on because the overall writing of the area she's associated with is mediocre. Krile and Erenville are just nothing characters.
Return of the king
Gun Breaker is fun and I am tired of pretending it isn't.
give me a highlander husband
I don't believe you. Nobody actually wants a highlander husband...
the heavy bearded face is pure sex
>Don't have a beard at all
Plenty of women like hunky dudes and gay men exist. Highlanders hit the specific sweet spot of being burly without being actual fridge-tier bara, like Hrothgar and Roegadyn, which mostly appeals to gay dudes.
RPing male highlanders are the most rare race good luck
there's no good porn of her
I want to pull a reverse ice cream on this woman, first I wanna eat her out, then I wanna fill her with my cream.
Sauce?
50 posts in and still no three horsemen, that's surprising.
I want to frick Y'shtola while Alisaie makes out with me
>10 years since ARR released
>still no impregnation mechanic
I don't even give a shit about the primal FC summoning or actual addon support they walked back on. I will impregnate this cat while completely ignoring all the shitty G'raha and Alisaie stuff the writers force on me.
you dont want them to put in actual mechanics. it'll be blander than anything you could imagine
time yshtola got a new outfit.
Also for the love of god, don't just give Thancred, Urianger and Estinien a normal job set. It makes me unable to use it because it feels awkward. You actually gave Thancred unique clothes in HW, don't cheap out now again.
>thancreds busted eye
>it was a glamour just kidding
moronic!
also his aether bullshit doesnt even matter.
It actually does. Let him hide from Ran'jit during that one solo duty and (probably) helped him resist Meteion's dynamis attack for just long enough which pretty much saved the entire party.
took 3 expansions eh? lame.
>goes toe to toe with a ardbert with no aether
>solid snake bullshit while a gnb in ew
>doesnt even have sex anymore
thancred should have died.
He also couldn't use most abilities in thrusts without Ryne in ShB, IIRC.
I'd use Thrust on Ryne if you catch my drift
this
tired of no cleavage, no thighs, ass, no nothing. the dress doesn't look bad but come on man
Sauce. Now.
It's right there you fricking spastic
And I didn't get any results. Now post the actual sauce.
try "sloot" then
Thank you, Sir.
https://twitter.com/PinkSloot
Man I miss when titan xl was the biggest we had, it's all so grotesque now
hmm another ffxiv thread....
>midlander male
based
>midlander female
cringe
>highlander male
based
>highlander female
very cringe
>elezen male
very based
>elezen female
based
>duskwight
giga based
>lalafell male
mondo based
>lalafell female
based
>miqo'te male
mondo cringe (unless you have the old man face then you're ok)
>miqo'te female
giga cringe delete your sub or fanta immediately
>roegadyn male
cringe
>roegadyn female
cringe
>au ra male
enjoy prison
>au ra female
mondo cringe
>hrothgar
cringe
>viera male
giga cringe delete your sub or fanta immediately
>viera female
giga cringe delete your sub or fanta immediatel
Ok, choose.
>Y'shtola transforms you into a toad then takes you into the bath with her.
>Y'shtola shrinks you, sticks you in her cleavage, then goes jogging.
>Y'shtola enchants an onahole to work your dick hands-free while cradling you.
>Y'shtola calls Alisaie, Lyse, Ryne, Tataru, Krile, Yugiri, Sadu, Lyna, Feo Ul, and basically every other important MSQ girl, shrinks you down, summons two nixies to beat you up into a pulp and they all spend the entire time pointing and laughing because for some reason you get off on this?
obviously the third one
I pick
>comfy bants with my shard hopping partner and waifu as she points me into the directions to frick shit up to achieve her scientific goals.
Who wouldn't pick the third option?
>Y'shtola calls Alisaie, Lyse, Ryne, Tataru, Krile, Yugiri, Sadu, Lyna, Feo Ul, and basically every other important MSQ girl, shrinks you down, summons two nixies to beat you up into a pulp and they all spend the entire time pointing and laughing because for some reason you get off on this?
I'm not some degenerate, I'm loyal to her and only she can do humiliating things and laugh at me.
3 anything else is gay
Two no question
AND YET YOU POST A PICTURE WITH A NIXIE IN IT, CURIOUS
YOU SURE YOU DON'T SECRETLY CRAVE THE BONE CRUNCHING BEAT DOWN HMMMM?
NOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
ALL I FOCUSED ON WAS HER CLEAVAGE I WANNA LIVE IN THERE SO MUCH
2 but let me climb into her panties after the jog so I can explore her stuffy pussy
>so I can explore her stuffy pussy
But what if she doesn't shave
Anon, please, my penis can only get so hard.
>Feo Ul
>girl
Anon…
I wanna my put my dick in her so she's a girl, simple as.
3 please. Especially if there's lap pillow.
>When you sneak some pineapple pudding inside the three line book.
Off model Y'shtola.
Raubahn really showing off that gladiator training.
sex with fricking NANAMO NOW
that kan e is too big
Its just a glamour
For you.
I swear if in 15 years the MSQ doesn't end with us and these 3 goons staring at a sundown, reflecting on the long way we took I will murder YoshiP. Any of these 3 dying would completely destroy the story for me at this point.
Wierd to think that only half the original Scions are still with us.
Less if you want to count the minor character ones. Anyone remember that elezen archer that got fricking REKT by Edda?
Despite the no stakes homosexuals constantly crying, the Scions got slaughtered.
Consentual, handholding sex in missionary with the sole purpose of pregnancy. Do you accept your quest, WoL???
How many tomestones do I get? Any tokens?
it's gonna cost you 400 tomestones per week
childsupport aint cheap buddy
If you're the WoL it's free.
She will also never stop you no matter how many kids she has, so hopefully you have some restraint.
...do I get any gear for farming kids?
You can see your kids as a permanent squadron that can farm tomes at some point.
Considering the parents, they might be stronger and smarter than you.
>permanent squadron that can farm tomes at some point.
>might be stronger and smarter than you.
You get a #1 Dad mug as an accessory
this guy is such a fricking degenerate, how many tens of thousands of dollars has he spent on his obsession with a video game npc now?
Must have been a lot if you consider all the comics and animations. Dude just seems really elusive, no twitter or discord presence, so its hard to tell.
m'rin is just a coomer who is always on the game but is hyper casual and keeps away from social media because he's a sperg
M'rin is a really kind person as far as I can tell. There are just some literal /vg/ schizos who stalk them, contacting artists they commissioned to get their dox and such.
>yuri
last stop before estrogen shots
>yuri
i want her to wear a long black latex glove and play with my prostate.
>furshit
>kringe/da
>league
>bimbo
>troony artist
Frick off
I have liked every heterosexual roe (male and female) I’ve met in game.
Roes are broes after all.
The male roe population got way better when all the gays switched to Hroth.
>all armored tank maleroes
trash
>meme homosexual naked moogle maleroe tanks
carrying the team.
funny.
Great catty post homosexual, why don’t you have a nice day?
i hope the viking roe island is kino
Roegadyn are in a really weird spot with player population, I think partially because it's such a small sample size. It'd hard to put my thoughts into words on it, but I think Roegadyn players (male or female) that put effort into dressing their characters in outfits that suit them are pretty cool players in general, and in fairness the population got a LOT better once hrothgar hit and a decent chunk of baragays migrated.
The pairing had absolutely zero foreshadowing and the game doesn't really hint at anything the way the official artwork did, but the pairing is pretty cute so I like to think it's canon.
>but I think Roegadyn players (male or female) that put effort into dressing their characters in outfits that suit them are pretty cool players in general
Mad respect for roes that walk around wearing tank job AFs because roes look fricking good in tank armor
roes in tank armor are unironically a red flag.
Usually wearing that armor means they're a filthy t*nk yes
male roes have limited sets they look good in unfortunately, which includes the tank jobs
they unironically look great in bulkier more armored looking SAM gear
Imo as far as tank gear goes roes only look bad in gear every other race ALSO looks bad in like Shadowbringers WAR AF and Heavensward PLD AF
I found the fashion problem to be mainly related to body-hugging gear (think the Omega M/F sets, ARR BRD AF, or the Late Allagan sets) and other form-fitting armors like Drachen, I found success in wearing Stormblood DRG AF with a different helmet
I also found them to look pretty good in most caster armors and AFs since most of it is loose robes and cloaks
I just want to EB this woman and uncover secrets of the universe with her and travel where no (sundered) being has gone before and have a long and happy life together.
I also want to go on a drunken bender with Thancred and Urianger, you can't tell me that shit wouldn't be hilarious. Specially since that t-shirt showed Urianger actually knows how to party hard.
Based.
In general we need way more carefree interaction with the main party group.
On the note of interactions with the outside group, we really should take the city leaders on that adventure they were wishing for. Kan-E needs a break from the elementals whining and Aymeric is begging for less politics in his life.
Didn't you do the EW role quests?
Yeah but I'm not counting what must have been at most one short afternoon expedition as an "adventure". The only novelty was seeing the sheer amount of characters that showed up, but in terms of actual substance it was pretty much nothing.
I will never forgive EW for not featuring the Rogues at all. Every other class had their staff conrtibute to saving the world, but they omitted the best class quest crew..
they were scouting the stupid primal towers.
I'm still extremely wierded out they didn't put Y'mhitra in the contingent. Feels like the biggest nobrainer in the entire game, she's even involved with the Grand Companies military.
They all sucked except the ala mignon one.
>go to studium
>alphinaud getting swarmed
>has no idea why
>alisaie is a fricking literal who loser
KINO.
>Alisaie surrounded by like two-three similar loser friends she had in the Studium.
>For some reason they're not even particularly impressed with her like the other group.
Ngl that made me sympathize with her. I know what it's like to have 3 fricking deadbeat friends that make you wonder if you really even have any.
whats up with /vg/ simp gay troon shit Black person aids invading these threads and jacking off to their crushs? where the frick barry went?
You sound like a zoomer. I have no idea what you said.
I don't care about Cat Mom. Bring out girls back!
I honestly can't remember, they were straight right?
>I honestly can't remember, they were straight right?
Lol
Lmao
there is pretty much only one canonically gay character in FFXIV
Very straight
The homos that ask you to help the Tonberrys in The Wanderer's Palace.
What's that white stuff on their mouth?
Semen
Whose?
The guy whose dick they sucked in the previous images from the set
But who is that guy?
IT WAS ME ANON
I FRICKED THEM
Some random dude Gaia brought home if you want to check yourself it's in this folder
https://mega.nz/folder/cfskgLSQ#rPm4XXjWEwYY0Pede3fhQQ
Can I get a folder without Lalashit and Alisnore?
NO!
Damn.
Thanks, anon. Going straight to the spank bank.
The straightest roommates
Yeah, people just view them through a very western lens where everything they do comes off as romantic when in japan its just how children act and express friendships.
And yet, for me, it's Yugiri.
Okay, that's it
I'm posting IT.
>shtiola gays be like damn i am finna gonna wanna have a coom to this!
No THAT'S an Y'shitola I'd actually want to frick.
https://imgur.com/a/1V5EVav
>Poro roggo with buckets.
>Broom on the ground.
Imagine if the reason Matoya's Relict has that big ass water drainage system is because of Y'shtola.
OH MY GOD I FRICKING GET IT NOW
Y'SHTOLA'S FAMILIARS ARE WATER MOUSES
FRICK ME I'VE HAD THAT REFERENCE IN FRONT OF ME THE ENTIRE TIME AND I NEVER MADE THE CONNECTION
>Get hyped up to heaven and back
>Have a unique model
>Presented as some sort of key figure to solve the story
>As soon as Hilda gets introduced she already falls into irrelevance
>Only very occasionally pulled from the freezer for a small bit of sidecontent
I really don't fricking get it.
I was so disappointed when I got Machinist to 90 and there was no new sidequest in Ishgard. Hilda will never leave her corner in the slums ever again.
>Slum girl
>Looks like this
>Meanwhile Ishgardian noble are smelly french salt lickers
How? Is this one of those game > reality filters/limitations so Hilda ends up the same as a normal cute hyur but she's actually impossibly reeking and with dirty clothes? Is she under tons of perfume and makeup like the other ishgardians?
>SMN books are called grimoires.
>Not a single one of them actually has occult or satanic symbols on the cover, they're usually just normal decorations.
>Fricking Deepshadow and Abyssos books, the edgiest sets in the game in general, have at most a shiny shield or a bunch of fire in them.
time to go to hentai-foundry and look up lewd fics of this character I know nothing about from a game I will never play
...Considering she can just turn WoL and friends into toads at random, I like to think off-model Y'shtola is just her enhancing herself with magic.
>want to run fates in mare lamentorum
>coomers keep joining my group looking to cyber
okay, maybe adding a comment that "actually killing fates on the moon"?
Barry thread?
Breeding Y'shtola is only fun to piss off M'rin. They've made their entire personality their OCxYshtola so it's amazing when I see people mentioning breeding Y'shtola and cucking M'rin.
But isn't this M'rin really just another "stand in" for WoL? Mind you I'd never want to get represented by a futa, but isn't basically any OCxNPC pic really just another way to draw WoL?
It's because M'rin screams whenever Y'shtola is paired with anyone else. They've had meltdowns on both discord/twitter/official forums. That's why it's funny. They think Y'shtola is solely their waifu
I got a kick out of the revelation in that one shitty porn comic that this autist doesn't even like Y'shtola's personality and headcanons her as an entirely different character that's kind of just a generic genki girl. At that point, why have your ass-burgers cling so desperately to a character you change drastically?
Truly, it is a strange affliction this dude has.
Okay which shitty porn comic?
>Truly, it is a strange affliction this dude has.
Dude knows what he likes for over 10 years now, isn't that longer than most relationships last?
There is literally art of that cat together with Runar. They never had a meltdown about anything.
stinky mithra butt in my face
What is your WoL's motivation and backstory, Ganker
Tell me all about your roleplay forum bio
She's a pregbawd size queen who wants to get knocked up by every wiener over 10 inches
I asked for Warriors of Light not prostitutes of Light
She's a white mage so taking all that cum simply makes her more powerful
I've never given it any thought and just self insert whenever I used to ERP.
I headcanoned my WoL as being from Ala Mhigo but if they actually do give us the option to be a highlander with eyebrows next expansion then I'm fricking changing that because there's already way too many ala mhigan characters in the game.
As for motivation, Laius-tier autist about dungeoneering and monsters and all that shit. Scion work is obviously one of the best ways to end up finding that kind of stuff.
>Laius-tier autist about dungeoneering and monsters and all that shit.
Excellent.
This is the ideal fantasy protagonist. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>You wanna be a dungeon delver for riches? Glory? Fame?
>Nah bro I wanna know what a frickin Living Armor tastes like
Laius what the FRICK is wrong with you.
Laius being autistic and awkward driving half the plot kills me, like the samurai guy fricking hating him for thwarting all attempts to get close to his sister and not even being able to actually pin him for anything because he didn't know he was barging in
I wish Kui would get into XIV the same way she got into Baldur's Gate, I love her art
I just want to punch god in the face
real personality is helping around with the mandervilles. doesnt give a shit about eorzea political meetings. Is going to bring alphinaud back to her moonie tribe and rape him.
Doesn't matter, it all becomes irrelevant in the MSQ
Fem Viera ex-garlean slave, Limsa pirates attacked and sank the boat she was on, washed up on the La Noscea shore and was taken in/raised by an old Lala couple.
Forgot her own name, so her new parents gave her a Lala-ish name, and when they passed she traveled to Limsa to become a Marauder to save others like herself.
I can't see my guy as WoL, but his premise is former smuggler-arms dealer who sold to both sides of the Garlean-Dalmascan shitshow during their incessant insurgencies. I enjoy him being more a supporting actor to someone's WoL than being the WoL himself.
Face paint for eyebrows works pretty well, but depends on hair color and skin color I guess.
Nothing too in depth really.
She was really bored of swinging her fists around at home so she moved out and started swinger her fists around at other places around the world.
Real reason is that her hometown got tired of her troublemaking and just kinda pushed her to start traveling as a means to get rid of her.
From one of the isolated Raen colonies, unspecified, just not from the Ruby Sea. Has a fake name, wants to understand foreign cultures, and discovered a gift and a passion for leatherworking. Took to sourcing her own materials and as a result, adventures.
She'd really like to not be the Warrior of Light, much as she understands the responsibilities and scurries off to continue Leatherworking in every lull in the action.
In my head, she goes, "Frick this," at some point during Shadowbringers, finding everything too cosmic and large for full comprehension, and the Scions have to chase her down, following a trail of masterwork leather goods.
female viera amnesia with only a drive for adventure (good at this) and taking wiener (bad at this, she is a virgin)
One of maybe half a dozen Viera women who went to Eorzea to join their renowned adventure's guild so they could earn some gil and buy supplies to send back home. Is older than the other scions but you can't tell because Viera. Has a teenage daughter back home she misses dearly. Easily forms bonds with teenagers as a result, as they fill that current void in her life.
If you want something more degenerate then I guess pretend I said she's a zoo bawd and loves getting anally fricked by members of the dog family. Like bears.
he's horny and lonely and thought adventuring would get him a gf
TIA DETECTED
former Sea Wolf mercenary, couldn't really stomach sitting still in port anymore and wound up getting tangled up with the Scions. middle age has seen his conscience really start to come to the fore though his love of ultraviolence is as strong as ever. the ending of EW MSQ suited him just fine as it saw him returning to the way it started, aimlessly following wherever the road would take him
Was a Garlean soldier at Carteneau and was there at ground zero for the Bahamut nuke, lost his memory from the aether shock.
It was only later I learned he was basically Cid.
TL;DR:
>Orphaned catboy looks up to Paladins of Ul'dah
>Trains all of his early life to get into the Gladiator's guild
>Do decently well, liked by the crowd for having a "noble warrior" on-stage persona
>It's not a persona, this dude is hopelessly in love with tales of chivalry and mortals doing good deeds for the realm
>Eventually catch the eye of the Paladins, become a squire of the elite order
>Is a total Don Quixote type, realizes that the Paladins of Ul'dah aren't really the noble knights he envisioned them as
>One night he runs away, utterly disillusioned by what he worked for all his life
>Eventually returns as a Dark Knight, attempting to live by the laws of chivalry and justice- If the world isn't the just and noble place he had admired as a youth, then he'd make it that way through his deeds and adventuring
His mother was also a notorious prostitute that had 10 bastard children, himself included. He's often derided as "the bastard cat" because of this
Young Lala from a sleepy Plainsfolk Island somewhere dreamed of adventure growing up, and when he found he had a natural talent for thaumaturgy he decided to go on an adventure to Ul'dah to seek apprenticeship in the art.
Human male warrior from Azeroth continents on the other side of the world, got sick of the bullshit once Shadowlands dropped and he fricked off on the first ship across the sea, found Eorzea and hasn't been back since.
Yes that really is my headcanon. I was a wowfugee.
Picked femlala from Ul'Dah at the start with Rhalgr as patron deity because "destroyer" sounded cool (Kinda regret it now that I've seent the Twelve's designs, I'd rather have picked Halone or Nymeia).
To cope with this I decided to headcanon that she was an Ul'Dahn street urchin who was picked up by a Mhigan refugees who cared for her until she grew up which honestly fixed the weakest part of stormblood for me by making it more personal to my WoL.
I will never stop being mad about how Ala Mhigo was robbed by that waste of time that was the east. Doma is the most boring by the numbers "Not-Japan" ever and it took time and resources away from the place that was built up and deserved more care and attention.
Emotionless moron who has a thousand yard stare in limsa gets bossed around by a bunch of morons who call themselves the scions and punches everyone in the face. Goes back to being a drooling moron in any of the capitals until a new danger arrives and has to do shitty errand girl quests until a god has to be punched in the face.
An elezen soldier from rural Coerthas who developed crippling survivor's guilt both from failing to save her father in the Calamity, and also after being the sole survivor of a dragon attack that wiped out her fellow soldiers. She ended up deserting after that to become an adventurer rather than face her issues.
what a mess of a person. no thanks.
Hyuran orphan who killed his parents before he was born. He accidentally burned down his home village then set off to become an adventurer. He doesn't have any motivation, he just goes with the flow.
He hates grapes.
My WOL is a pompadour lalafell btw
Former Ishgardian nobleborn elezen who was childhood friends with Haurcheferant. Always a shit kid that got into a lot of trouble and was one of the early adopters (and guinea pigs) of the then barely starting machinist guild. as he grew up, his debauchery only got bigger and his exploits all the more well known. generally disregarded as a nuisance by the high class and the black sheep of his family. Well liked by the people from the Brume though.
Things got to a breaking point when his family left him alone for a few days in their mansion and he used it to throw a massive party with all his low born friends invited. got caught sleeping with a few dozen women in his parents bedroom. They were fed up and disinherited him, using their power to banish him from Ishgard and bar him entry (they also took away his guns. which hurt him a lot more than losing the family name)
From there he goes by the story in an almost perpetual state of drunkedness (Except Endwalker. he was stone cold sober that time) and wasting all of his money on clothes, women, alcohol, and any way to cope with the pains of being the WoL.
When he's broke he's known to mooch off other scions or use his fame to get handouts from people like a goddamn hobo. He has been sleeping on the levellieurs couch for at least a month now.
>"Is...is that Kaleoix? defender of Eorzea?"
>"No it couldn't be him, it has to be a random insane homeless man. the warrior of light wouldn't be shouting obscenities at a chocobo in the dead of nigh- wait is that a gun"
>Pic related. I main DRK and MCH just to represent Ishgard
I don't really give the WoL a backstory, since IIRC you start on an amnesiac, and it seems pointless to make an imaginary backstory that you neither remember nor has any effect on the actual story. I do give her a personality that seems to fit with her in game behavior, that is of an naive, trusting, and friendly person who was strangely blessed with extreme resilience by Hydalyn. For other aspects that the game lets you have some control / self expression (such as your housing / food decisions), the WoL is untidy, fond of creature comforts, doesn't eat meat, romantically conventional, and is religiously devoted to Thaliak.
>her
>doesn't do background because it doesn't impact the game
>proceeds to rp all other aspect including what foods the wol likes or not even thou it doesnt impact the game
drop the estrogen anon
no, actually it does impact the game, because it impacts your consumables.
hiroi CANNOT pull it off, i completely doubt him. he's written the worst quests in the game. why did they think it was a good idea to give him the story lead? pull someone else who knows how to write off of whatever they're doing please god do not give him the next expac he will kill the game
i love the "hiroi bad" angle being forced to ignore pandaemonium, or even cuck out and attribute its good parts to ishikawa, because his work on pandaemonium was really really good
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR FOR GUNBREAKER
The EW AF then.
Their AF sets are both winners and the Edenmorn set is basically just another AF set for them. I'm also a big fan of the Altered Cobalt Cuirass for Gunbreaker. Has a certain "soldier"-y feeling that matches the job.
You're subconsciously channeling Laguna's stageplay knight outfit, during which time he did use a gunblade
Laguna... had a hard life
I mean him bungling about really didn't help it.
Unreal how this is still one of the best looking chestplates ingame
i need sex
it's not fair
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
GET REAL GET REAL GET REAL GET REAL GET REAL GET REAL GET REAL GET REAL GET REAL
cat milk
Gato sexxooooooooo
you ever think about just how tiny a lalafell baby or toddler would be
I think they'd be bigger than you'd think, proportionately. Lalafel are stretchy
not like that you pervert i mean they'd be TINY. they'd be adorable
New Cun-E just dropped.
Cool.
This character, this one character, creates more player delusion than i have ever seen in all of my time playing video games. She's just a straight laced boring strong willed female character with incredibly rare forced moments of appearing slightly humorous, cute or affectionate in between all of her expositional ramblings. She just isn't a good or well written character at all.
Pic related, Urianger and the twins are far better written characters.
Cat. Sex. NOW.
It's just porn addicts who see her in porn first and create some version of her in their head before they ever play the game. Even that one brown futa cat who's been obsessed with her for the past 13 years and spends thousands on commissions accidentally revealed that the Y'shtola he sees in his delusions is a flirty genki girl.
She's certainly not genki, but it is hard to argue that she isn't flirty with the WoL
Read that futa gay's comic, you'll see she acts absolutely nothing like the actual Y'shtola. It's not the same kind of teasing. He waifus a character that doesn't exist, as do most Shitolagays.
Post the comic you imbecile!! Google turns nothing up.
I can't find it either. It's been posted here a few times which is how I saw it.
Look at this shit
>genki girl
The clothing is way to tight, but wasn't she a smartass during the limsa start? Doesnt seem too far off, but ill admitt it has been 9 years since I saw that cutscene.
It fits for ARR Y'shtola. It was after the life stream incident where she became a kuudere. For good reason, mind you, clinging to her existance in the lifestream sounds absolutely harrowing. With ShB she tawed again and became mom'shtola.
Genki doesn't mean smartass, it means energetic. Yda/Lyse is genki. Y'shtola is a bookish nerd with a sharp tongue.
She just shows up to explain the sailor's prayer like a sperg with zero emotion. Y'shtola is like an antisocial robot for half the story.
She has assburgers
>classic y'shtola porn
Underrated, great taste.
Its just a web comic, no porn
Why are you seething that hard at people liking Y'shtola? Did she piss in your cereal?
Because porn addicts never stop spamming her and they never shut the frick up about how interesting and important they delude themselves into thinking she is.
I like all the Scions but she is definitely near or at the bottom in any tier list of the main cast as characters, she just has the most coomer appeal
>she just has the most coomer appeal
Ryne and Alisaie absolutely destroy her in that regard, as do Minfilia and Lyse.
You'd be hard pressed to put Y'shtola even in the top 10 hottest girls in the game. There's a reason all the fanart pretends she's got massive breasts- at least with Lyse it's based off the movie and concept art.
Assuming he meant most coomer appeal of the current scions, which is true since the other bigger 'coomer' girls are all essentially written out of the story. Actually a funny coincidence, that the 'coomer' girls are the ones who get written out while being replaced with either guys or androgynous girls like Alisaie or Krile. Almost like it's intentional...
feels bad
I think her normal proportions are sexy af.
Agreed, she's perfect when done on-model like this.
>Alisaie
>better written
Opinion discarded. More written and forced =/= better written.
I tell her to frick off and go hang out with Estinien who is better than her on every single level.
I'll freely admit right now that I stopped playing during stormblood because I don't really like mmos that much, but from what I saw of her character I quite liked her.
There isn't actually much screentime for anyone, so you have to use your imagine to plug the gaps with what you know. Most of Y'shtola's appeal seems to be in her design and it's pretty much exactly what I like, but even I find the weird characterizations of her to be a bit jarring.
Forgot to say that most people are weebs so they fill the gaps with weeb cliches they know, regardless of accuracy
>There isn't actually much screentime for anyone
Thancred, Urianger, the twins, and Estinien all get more than enough screen time to establish themselves by then. The problem with Y'Shtola is that she was always just... there. The smart girl without any problems or character arcs, who is also somehow the poster girl for the game. When we finally get to 'little sun', it was still less a defining Y'Shtola moment and more 'another girl dunks on Magnai' moment. They kept taking her out of the picture until Shadowbringers, where even there she only really reacts to WoL's fricked up state. And that's where the mommy-cat shit originates from, just a reaction to a reaction to a reaction instead of a proper character arc.
When they're going through each of the Scion's arcs at the end of Endwalker, you can tell they were struggling to come up with something meaningful for Y'Shtola. Hell, I still think that the reason the first patch of EW was basically one long date with her was because it was some kind of apology for the way they dropped the ball with her.
Yeah, the only thing she has had that remotely resembles an arc is having to leave her furry tribe behind on the First, but that was overshadowed by Thancred having to leave Ryne which felt much more personal and tragic. It isn't that Y'shtola is badly written, she just hasn't had anything to do. Urianger is the better received bookish exposition dumper because he's always up to some fricking bullshit.
True. Honestly I'm surprised she isn't utilized more given her popularity. Even a lengthy sidequest + dungeon to find a macguffin to fix her sight would probably be well received
At this point it would be too little too late. The world has been saved, the scions 'disbanded', the ancient evils dealt with, and the biggest mysteries solved... The best we could hope for is if she got the SB Lyse treatment and was basically the protag/love interest for an expac. The best chance they had to give her something was in EW. The pupil of the infamous Matoya returning to lecture Sharlyan about getting their heads out of their asses when facing the end of the world, but it went by without so much as a second thought to her. AND YET SHE DOES IT IN THE GODDAMN TRAILER
All awful fricking takes that vary between shit taste and just straight up speedreader who couldn't see a character arc if it slapped them in the face.
Not that I'm surprised, people tring to shit on Y'shtola can never even keep their narrative for why she's shit straight for two posts in a row.
gooning to a character and reading 2 lines per expansion doesn't give her a character arc
plus she's gone straight back to being wikipedia since 6.2 dropped
And writing two lines in a camboyan finger fishing forum doesn't prove you right.
she's the plot equivalent of an instruction manual
except instead of being put away when done, she gets a death fakeout til we need another solution to a magical problem
the only bit of personality she's actually shown beyond sassy no nonsense mommy on the quest for knowledge was in 6.1 and quickly got swept under the rug returning her to wikipedia status
>inb4 but she was worried about the wol for a whole of 5 minutes in shadowbringers
as was literally everyone else
>as was literally everyone else
But only once the Exarch plan blew in their faces and they realized cramming all the light inside WoL was a bad idea, as Y'shtola had been saying. Before that point every other Scions is just like "Damn this is so awesome, thanks for solving the plot again WoL :D" and Urianger is just thinking he'll do a switcheroo before anyone notices and it'll be alright.
I prefer the brown stormblood cat.
i prefer the paladin girl from the ARR hildi quest
I didn't realize people liked Y'shtola that much...or any of the Scions for that matter. I just can't really bring myself to give a frick about them, but I'm only a few MSQ after Ultima Weapon. The only character I have any feelings about is this butthole because he's at least amusing.
The Scions get more personality as time goes on, ARR is quite rough on some of them (like Alph)
I did like that Fourchenault is a giant callback to Alphinaud's behavior during ARR/early HW
At that point not many people really care for them. All of them but Y'stola grow and come into their own and the story more following Ultima weapon. Urianger especially comes pretty great.
It's because you have a brain and most FFXIV players don't
I hated most of the scions until shadowbringers made me grow on them.
is there any lewd mods for yshtola? i always see screenshots of mods but i can never find any of either of the mod sites
she just uses the standard catgirl body
just use any mod that changes the Scion Sorceress's Robe and Y'shtola will be modded
3 weeks until new WoL design?
I love Y'shtola.
Yshtola is boring
Eureka is boring. At least Bozja had cool boss fights, this piece of shit has nothing.
>muh comfy grindan
Doesn't work with XIV's combat system. In something like Runescape I can pretty much tab out while leveling defense because of how simple the combat system is. In XIV I'm forced to pay attention to the game in order to do my rotation right so I can kill the enemies faster and end the tedium sooner. Frick Eureka.
Eureka is great, frick you
The visuals are nice but that's about it.
You go there once a week, clear your challenge log for exp and then jump right out.
You then only go there if you really want your relics and even then the last relic form (the longest step) is kind of shit looking.
Why is 90% of actual XIV porn in 2023 futa troony shit, blacked interracial gangbang shit, or a combination of the two?
That garbage was always present but it wasn't all there was to it.
Ignore western artists, they produce nothing but garbage.
Everyone else lost interest
I feel like resubbing to fish, and maybe decorate the house I got since they paused demos for a bit. What is wrong with me
What's the most kino location in FFXIV and why is it Nekropolis?
For me it's Sohr Khai
Sohr Khai is so trash now..
I haven't ran it since before the changes went live. I'm afraid to look.
no one enjoyed the platform jumping
>No one enjoyed "thing that was more than the basic shit we see in every other thing"
Bet you like the Kraken fight in Hullbreaker and Diamond Weapon too you fricking homosexual
Yeah.
Yes? We don't get nearly enough irregularly shaped arenas. Fighting Rhalgr was like fricking catnip to me, but then they didn't do anything like that since.
>Bet you like 2 other interesting fights
Yes, yes I do.
Either Tempest or UT, they've been getting good at hitting you with those final zones. Elpis was pretty neat but for me it's more because of the characters, less so because of the design.
Raids have some great locations as well, I really like the MOTR hub.
The tempest is fantastic because it seems like a very boring last zone choice until you get to Amaurot and you finally feel the grief that motivated your main villains.
I love UT too but a lot of it hinges on how invested you are at that point. I was very invested and I absolutely love the song so it was a safe win for me but I can see how someone might not get that same level of kino.
How long until the 7.0 reveal?
17 days
post hot ff14 playing egirls instead of yshtola.
Frick egirls, post weapons and armor.
I wish the eyes were red on this helmet like the maiming one
ok so i haven't played this in a year and a half and even then i played it for maybe two months
what i want to ask is if i can start a new character and transfer ALL of my gil and items to him because if i continued my old character i would be completely lost since i don't remember anything about the game, from the world, game mechanics, the story or whatever the frick i was doing back then
I dislike lalas and roes
all the other races are normal for me but annoying people always go for the smallest or biggest races
ZERO SEXO
how did you ff11 gays take your waifus leaving ? why doesnt 14 follow that formula?
What are you talking about? 99% of waifus in 14 do leave. Unless you waifu Y'shtola or Alisaie you're shit outta luck, CBU3 consider themselves merciful to let us keep at least 2.
alisaies not a waifu shes a moronic rival character now. laughed my ass off at her stupid ending in EW 6.0
Alisaie is literally THE waifu of the game, at least as far as the devs are concerned. I'd be curious if the fanbase agrees though, atleast the male portion.
NTA but I will never ever fricking accept a waifu that acts like a fan and puts me on a pedestal. This is literally the worst kind of relationship.
I mean, fricking hell, weren't half of Tidus' parent issues in X from the fact his mom was too much of a fan of Jecht and their relationship was extremely uneven to the point of making him uncomfortable? One would think a Square Enix game would realize how shitty that kind of relationship is. That's what I feel every time Alisaie gets a "waifu" cutscene. She makes me straight up uncomfortable.
The ending of coils made it very obvious to me that she was the main waifu, the sexual tension in that scene was immense. Though most morons probably haven't even done coils kek.
>The ending of coils
You for real? The Alisaie that shows up in Coils doesn't even have anything to do with the Alisaie that's in the rest of the game, her personality isn't even similar and the lesson she learns in Coils never once comes into play ever again, in fact they had to repeat it during Garlemald almost word for word with the."Now I know what I fight for" scene. And really all she says at the end is "Thank you for finding my grandpa, but I'm still not joining you, see you later if we happen to cross paths".
>And really all she says at the end is "Thank you for finding my grandpa, but I'm still not joining you, see you later if we happen to cross paths".
It was more like "I will have sex with you once I'm 18 so wait patiently while I go away on a journey and return once I'm of age." Ofc they scrapped the idea of a timeskip.
Full moron. kys.
Yeah, no, that's fricking stupid and actual projection. Alisaie at the end of Coils is barely reaching the point of "Welp, turns out you're alright friend, not that I trust you or your shady af organization anyway, but at least I don't actively hate you anymore, I can see why Alphinaud works with you". Alisaie doesn't seriously start making actually romantic moves until ShB and only because Tesleen tried to hit on you in front of her to start brining out the tsundere side. Everything else up until then at most straddles the line between her wanting to be your rival and actually admiring you, but saying Alisaie already had the hots for WoL in freaking Coils where she barely even trusts him is ludicrous.
>I DONT WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU SCIONS OR MY moronic BROTHER
>STARTS HOGGING UP ALL CUTSCENE TIME BEING AN OBNOXIOUS LOUD c**t.
what an awful character. she should have been left behind after coils.
>making alphinaud pure moronic for the daddy issues arc with forchenault
what an awful arc and a waste of time. frick whoever wrote that shit.
To be fair coils was also a long time ago, back when she was practically a different character complete with a different VA. (You) tended to get more waifus back then though. Minfillia was obviously the main waifu for ARR for example, and Lyse was for SB.
Yeah the waifu game of XIV has gotten weaker for sure (while the husbando game has only grown stronger, funny coincidence). Makes me think that Venat was something of a fluke and wasn't meant to be seen as a waifu. And now they are gonna push Krile, yet another lalafell because lalafell girls are cute and non-threatening to the husbando game.
Krile will win
When will we get a Faris?
no she isnt. shes the moronic failure that tries her best rival that the females at square eat up and yoshis to nice to stop them. He should have put his foot downon htylodaeus though. damn the fujo bucks though.
She's ok, same as Y'shtola.
I feel like there were way better chicks in the game that have all been either killed off or written out of the story.
Best "waifu" the game ever got imo was venat and they introduced and killed her in the same patch. What a waste.
And now we've got fricking Zero.
It's only fitting that the all around worst female character since 4.0 Lyse (who was atleast good looking) has a good chance of sticking around in 7.0.
XIV has a linear ongoing story to tell while XI had a bunch of mostly self contained stories you could play in any order that come together in Rhapsodies of Vana'diel. If you could play through ARR -> ShB -> HW -> SB -> EW in this order the story would be incomprehensible, so XIV can't follow the XI formula.
ah i see! maybe alisaie and graha tia will finally frick off then hopefully.
Sweaty cat milkers..
Cat's don't sweat
So what are you guys expecting from the fanfest other than the obvious next expansion?
FFXVI crossover announcement
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GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
I can't help but think of this meme every single time I go poop now. I hear all the plaps as my poop drops into the toilet and every time I squeeze a poop out of my butt, I yell "GET PREGNANT" to my toilet.
I can't be the only one, right?
you're moronic
Am I the only one who doesn't care about the waifus and husbandos? I just play the game since it's better than anything in real life other than people, but at least you can blacklist people. You can't blacklist people in real life unfortunately.
schizo post. kys.
Imagine if they announced a Jack's game collab instead of 16
Frick that, I want a conclusion to Wol's story and an Echo minion
Allisae definitely spent the second half of shb and all of ew as the designated romantic character (along with g’raha). Tbh, they do a much better with her being a tsundere that gives her ambiguity if you are playing a female no-homosexual character than they did with Adoring-Fan Tia, who comes off bizarre as a companion either for either no-homosexual male or female character. Maybe homos have these sorts of relationships with men, I dunno.
tsunderes are shit and so is her british 35 year old smokers va. alisaie is trash. every levelliuer is based except alisaie its really funny.
My headcanon WoL knows they are both thirsty for him but plays it off as oblivious. I remember seeing one image of WoL and G'raha where they G'raha is trying to form a heart shape with WoL's hand but WoL is giving a thumbs up or something instead. It's basically that.
If G'raha is that desperate for the big fat WoL wiener he should just chug some fantasia.
WoL is canonically a lalafell girl black mage
Yoship has gone too far
So you guys think the graphics update will be any good? Hopefully we'll get dlss/fsr and maybe ray tracing.
what they showed us last year was after only 1 month of testing, so I'm somewhat hopeful it'll be decent
>Only for the characters
>Not the world
>Not even outfits
they confirmed it'll be for the world too
I’m actually pretty happy with how my character looks, rather they spent more time on environments. Thavnair is ugly as sin and they should be embarrassed about it if they released it in 2008.
>ugly as sin
Sin from ff10?
I fear that it will take up the lion's share of devtime and we will see even less content in 7.0 as a result.
>EW
>fwol/wol has a good moment with his comrades from the dragonwar estinien and alphinaud
kino
>go see alisaie and graha simp tia
>sleeping
>hey thats actually cute
>krile comes by
>have a nice talk
>graha wakes up nice call back to shb
>alisaie wakes up
>OI YOU c**t YOU SAW ME SLEEPING? BOLLOCKS THAT IM GONNA HOOK U IN DA GABBA I SWEAR ON ME MUM
who writes this shit? who thought that was funny or cute? even the wol has a wtf is your problem face there to alisaie.
I wish Alisaie talked like that
here's your 7.0 raid series
>gear is themed after X-2 outfits
a new age of bawdglams would be upon us
the DRK outfits all had visible pantsu, well thief did too
yes
>implying its not ff16 raid series to stop the blight
Christ almighty I want to slather rikku's back with cum.
>all these shit takes about Y'shtola
She is literally the only character who has any motivation other than (you) to keep traveling and uncovering shit(and even then you are extremely important to her). She had a clear arc from ARR to EW but people are unable to remember further back than the last expansion. Same with the "She was a cold b***h in ARR" bit. The frick game were you gays playing back then?
That's because her 'arc' is generally done in the background, same as her as a whole, while other characters (mainly the twins) are always in the foreground making everything about themselves. She plays a supporting character so she isn't as noticeable. And yeah, obviously a lot of people dislike her because she's an actual woman and not some curve-less boygirl. It's pretty telling that just about every notable 'womanly' character gets shit on a lot.
I am writing a whole ass essay on Y'shtola's development across the game.
I'll also do one for the other Scions because I'm actually finding it fun to write, but I'm mainly honestly so tired of people with shit takes on her that I'm literally going to do a "Here, let me chew the game's entire plot for you" summary for her.
Ill read your alphinaud essay explaining the dogshit post shb arc to 6.0 daddy issue arc.
I will and I actually do have a lot to criticize there, but I also try to be as objective and fair as possible.
They can keep the timeframe ambiguous, but it’s really time for the twins to become adults and have separate models. Chadinaud and Lady Allisae. They’ve been trying to have their cake and eat it to by giving them more mature wardrobes but anytime you have a cutscene with an adult elezan you are instantly reminded that the twins are complete midgets.
I think a compromise that would be great is to give them custom hyur size bodies if the main argument is the giraffe stuff but yoshis right if they get it wrong and people hate it there are no take backsy.
This would be great alisaie would over compensate even more like a moronic child.
>oh no, not a narrative risk, I’m going insane, emperor hirohito save me!
They can just add a new hebe character for people into that.
Giraffes are lovely, but Alisae would remain shit even if she were taller.
>Timeskip Alphinaud is notably taller and puts on a bit of muscle
>Timeskip Alisaie looks the exact same as before
I want her to look like this if we get a timeskip
i love hair so much bros
Favourite flavour?
Is she getting whiter because she's dying?
that what happened to michael jackson?
people get whiter if they don't stay in the sun, her body stayed in a bed for months during SHB
I like the witchy flavour but also think the HW outfit is more "appropiate" for the kind of adventuring work she does.
ShB. The HW outfit was not very flattering to her and her hair looks much fluffier and more satisfying to bury your face in now than it did in ARR. I always forget that her skin tone changed until I see them lined up like this and it doesn't bother me.
I miss brownshtola
Set her to M'naago levels
Thanks for reminding me that M'naago can't change her outfit for some reason. Can we blame fujos for this?
They are unsure if Naago ever comes back in the story, so they play it safe and keep her in her resistance outfit.
she did come back, if very briefly, in EW. Besides they can always throw her back into default clothes for MSQ cutscenes. Its not like people changing clothes is unrealistic or anything.
The resistance takes uniform regulations very seriously.
>ARR Shtola
>Miner Shtola
>Naked Shtola (No slippters, bare feet!)
>Joint Shtola
>HW Shtola
>HW Shtola with a huge chest wound
>Sickbed Shtola (again,NO SLIPPERS BARE FEET)
>Witch Shtola
She had a lot of models.
I want a treesome with them. I will knock them all up. But we won't stop. Timeline converging sexxo again and again until they can sandwich my dick between their big baby bumps!!!
That'd be a foursome, moron.
It's cute seeing WoL act like a virgin boy.
HW because she wore spats and had her thighs exposed
Where do I unlock the Y'shtola/Yugiri threeway quest?
Max your Doma restoration line and do every Matoya's Cave, Slitherbough and SMN quest, then next time you go to the inn bed they'll appear. If you pass a charisma check they'll stay the night.
Oh shit, I forgot about Slitherbough. Thanks, bro.
In the wait time between ShB and EW I did every single yellow quest at the locations each of the Scions had been staying in during the timeskip because I thought it would be a nice detail, and I learned some interesting shit.
Such as?
Y'shtola told all the Night's Blessed that you're fricking great at blowing pipe. I am not kidding
Of course she meant dartpipes, but it's still a fricking funny thing to get greeted with. It's also a funny way to see just how fricking hard and in depth she talked to them about WoL.
Does anyone have a diagram of Class 2? I want to know all combinations since the boss flips the shapes.
Whoever wrote that missed the new classes
6/10
there will be no new jobs
why would they make new jobs when all the current ones play alike and they are getting homogenized even more, well maybe outside blm because the yoshiman plays it
new jobs are selling points, try making an xpac without them and people will say the game is dead, worse, that devs don't care, etc.
you can't start taking "content" people expect without people making a fuss about it, even if they are all being so homogenized
Um, there will be no new jobs at Vegas fan fest, bubba.
one job will be a reverse rdm ranged wearing double pistols, it will use scouting gear
the other will be a caster druid job with the gimmick being its melee and shapeshifts
drg job changes will make jumps the big damage loads similar to iais
ast change will change how cards work again, royal road is coming back and it will let you handle card buffs in a less rng way, its their way to make them more than just random dps boosts
teaser will be the WoL on a horse riding a desert, the desert will be the heavy focus because everyone will think it's meracydia
fem hroth will be sexy beefy, Ganker will seethe
there will be no new jobs at Vegas Fan Fest, stop spreading bullshit
I don't care if they reveal them later.
who said anything about being at vegas you illiterate monkey?
i said it won't be in vegas, and I was replied to with job descriptions, so I reiterated, it won't be there.
Imagine if they didn't do a new job for the next expansion, that means the only thing they can really plaster on as a selling point would be Femhroths and that ain't going to do shit.
It's more likely the team would sooner reduce the amount of new jobs per expansion to one instead, but that'll still cause a rather negative talking point about the state of the game if nothing is done to compensate for it.
>he doesn't know
>"We hereby arrounce that SB Alliances, Bozja and Eden raids are mandatory content now. Prease enjoy."
>7.0 trailer begins
>glorious CGI Gaia & Fran show up
why do you want more matsuno slop
the current writer is THE matsuno fanboy, he co-wrote the shitty ivalice/bozja stories with him and literally nobody likes the shit he's turned the MSQ into
iam ok with more matsuno slop
but take that nomura shit outta here
eden is factually the shittiest raid series in the whole game along nier
We dont get to bring Hilda or Fordola on adventures but fricking Erenville gets to come along
shittykawa poorly disguised fujo fetish won't stop until she is removed
Fordola has basically an ankle bracelet except on her neck (and it blows up if she goes too far from her cell)
Uh, you forget post-ShB content?
do your EW healer role quest, she very much still has her exploding collar on.
>Deb, I'm the bay harbor butcher
>Finally quests where I feel like a healer
>Unfortunately I have to heal Mhiggers
2/10, tanks still got the best EW role quest since we get to spend more time with Kanne
Throwing arenvald in a wheel chair for that slop story.
Ishikawa is a hack.
I just want a character that might add some drama to the conversations, the scions all just start around agreeing with each other in every cutscene lately. shits boring
I like erenville. I don’t mind pretty boys like aymeric or eldibus so long as they aren’t homosexuals (like hythlo).
I also wouldn't mind erenville in theory, but there's half a dozen fujobait WoL orbiters in the game already while the females are all shit or dead.
Why are acting like we won’t get a new roe Viking wife next expac
The Elpis Host Club was a bit much, but I don't think Estinian qualifies as a "pretty boy" (he's too weird looking). And now (hopefully) the entire ancient crew stays dead.
I hope they eventually bring Fran back and make her relevant (and don't immeditally kill her off or frick her up). She'd make my dick happy.
It's criminal how many decent underused characters are stuck in raidstory purgatory.
Fran and bwaagiba are cool but that just means well meet moron ashe and stupid dalmascian political slop garbage. No thanks.
>ha ha, did you write yourself into a corner again? 🙂
>leaves
>comes back
>solves the plot
>leaves
>Ha ha, did you write yourself into a corner again? 🙂
Why did you post that picture of a y’shtola cosplayer next to a description of cid. Any time the crew is backed into a corner it’s cid ex machina to save the day, for fricks sake that’s even how he’s introduced
>no new jobs
Pic related interview is from last year. https://we-are-vanadiel.finalfantasyxi.com/post/?id=381&lang=en
Also that "leak" would be more believable if it was posted before everyone started talking about the name Westwolves.
it was
and no new jobs at LV fan fest
>it was
Where? In the archive these are the oldest posts. https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/v.vg/text/westwolves/page/8/
the leak happened about a month ago, then the trademark bot picked it up this month, but it was filed last month
From what I've seen the leak said Riotsinners at first and then got changed to Westwolves after the trademark.
made for midlander women
I'm almost sold on giving the game a try solely because it has cute catgirls in it, but then I realize that it's probably just a massive homosexual/troonfest. Guess I'll just remain ignorant on the subject.
she just is okay