because the mario movie sold well, and it'd be a variation from the standard mario game formula. a fem protagonist from a more widely appealing franchise than Bayonetta or Shantae could make journalists coom, especially without sexual body.
>Huh we got a lot of women with Animal Crossing. TAKESHI-SAN! find a shovelware studio to make a quick, cheap Princess Peach game to profit off of this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_Planning_%26_Development
Nintendo's biggest internal development division. They've worked on just about every non-Pokemon first party tentpole release for the Switch.
why did they give her a punchable c**t face?
that's not even peach. like the model in the game doesn't look like that, it's peaches correct face.
so who the frick made this bizarre decision the cover.
>She looks similar to the movie on the box, which is what you see first >Some parents or grandparents might only know her from the movie, so make her look similar to her movie design >"Oh hey I recognize that character from the murphy-o movie, I'll buy this game because the movie was good for my kid, they'll probably like this too"
Marketing 101.
>he thinks people outside of Ganker bother using emulators
Sorry, Anon, most people buy shit. Hell, most of Ganker that claims to emulate just buy shit.
In the year their next console comes out they always release some cheap slop so they have something for the people who don't want to upgrade while the big boy games move on to the next system. The 3DS had a bunch of trash games at the end like the awful Mario+Luigi remake.
>Would you anons play a Superstar Saga-style spinoff where the three b***hes of the mushroom kingdom save the bros?
No, I don't support subversive media. The princesses should be saved, not the other way around. If you want those kind of stories try buying a PS5.
Probably to fill a gap if anything. Then again, Mario VS Donkey Kong is also releasing, so I guess they just felt like throwing something to see if it sticks.
Yeah but ironically I don't think they'll buy this game. Women typically like puzzle, casual and life sim games. This appears to be more of an action game, albeit a gimmicky one. Doesn't really look like something they'd buy.
You are unironically rertarded. There's a million grown ass women who will gladly play this and THEN you get to the underage girls who will be even more likely to want it.
Balance Wonderworld walked so Peach's Showtime could run
Housewives are one of the biggest target audiences of Nintendo. They want to capitalize on it.
Checked.
I told Nintendo to make a new Peach game.
My king, I kneel.
because the mario movie sold well, and it'd be a variation from the standard mario game formula. a fem protagonist from a more widely appealing franchise than Bayonetta or Shantae could make journalists coom, especially without sexual body.
They found out about Wonder Momo and said, wait why didn't we do that already?
It looks very dull and sterile
>Huh we got a lot of women with Animal Crossing. TAKESHI-SAN! find a shovelware studio to make a quick, cheap Princess Peach game to profit off of this.
>shovelware studio
What studio other than nintendo made this? Now I'm concerned.
I thought it was NLG for the longest time, but apparently it's fricking EPD!?! This looks so fricking bad by EPD standards.
>EPD
Who are they again? I know jack about internal nintendo studios
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_Planning_%26_Development
Nintendo's biggest internal development division. They've worked on just about every non-Pokemon first party tentpole release for the Switch.
they believed the statistic that 52% of gamers are women
Just because there's a lot of female gamers doesn't mean they would automatically play this shit.
Most of those are "women" which fricks the numbers.
How many "women" do you think there are, anon?
No.
yeah its gonna flop, I hope switch 2 is real with a new 3d Mario because its been forever since Odyssey
I am a 36 year old straight man with a wife and kids. I look forward to this game. My kids and I will enjoy it.
Because you're a fricking moron
THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY GODDAMN PEACH GAMES!!!!
Are you a Sonic spin-off fan in disguise?
Best not be talking shit about Mean Bean Machine.
Talking about spin offs, does anybody remembers this stupid frog got a spin off?
better question: why is best buy the only retailer offering a preorder bonus for this?
>He preorders games
ngmo
Yes, but only if the preorder bonus is good enough.
i made an exception for peach
Maybe Peach is the slice of salame on Luigi's proverbial floor. Maybe he picks her up and adores. And Mario is left waiting.
specifically to make you mad
I'm on welfare and it will probs suck as a game but I need to support Peachy
Super Princess Peach was a fun game.
I was kind of hoping it would be an RPG.
why did they give her a punchable c**t face?
that's not even peach. like the model in the game doesn't look like that, it's peaches correct face.
so who the frick made this bizarre decision the cover.
>She looks similar to the movie on the box, which is what you see first
>Some parents or grandparents might only know her from the movie, so make her look similar to her movie design
>"Oh hey I recognize that character from the murphy-o movie, I'll buy this game because the movie was good for my kid, they'll probably like this too"
Marketing 101.
meanwhile the core audience:
>Peach looks fricking ugly, I'm not buying this shit.
>maybe I'll try it on emulator.
>he thinks people outside of Ganker bother using emulators
Sorry, Anon, most people buy shit. Hell, most of Ganker that claims to emulate just buy shit.
Parents are the core audience, it's for little girls who want to be peach not adult men who want to frick her.
Nintendo makes games for casuals and families. Is it really wrong to make a game for little girls
They'll say it's for little girls, but those costumes are for grown men who would buy a Peach game for themselves.
t. one of those grown men
That's sad.
You're on Ganker.
If I don't tell Gankerintendo, who will?
Weird, I see far more threads about Sony, Microsoft, and indies than I ever see Nintendo threads.
I hope one outfit shows her navel want bare midriff
In the year their next console comes out they always release some cheap slop so they have something for the people who don't want to upgrade while the big boy games move on to the next system. The 3DS had a bunch of trash games at the end like the awful Mario+Luigi remake.
Doesn't look like a fun game
Would you anons play a Superstar Saga-style spinoff where the three b***hes of the mushroom kingdom save the bros?
Is Mario Catholic?
>Would you anons play a Superstar Saga-style spinoff where the three b***hes of the mushroom kingdom save the bros?
No, I don't support subversive media. The princesses should be saved, not the other way around. If you want those kind of stories try buying a PS5.
lmfao ok snowflake
yea I'd eat that shit up
Did you rip your dick off in frothing rage when you saw the first Alien movie?
Guess it’s a good thing you’re not in charge at Nintendo
Hug Peach
Kiss Daisy
Handshake Rosalina
I asked for this and now it's happening. I'm so happy!
Beyond the broad easy answer of money because the little girl market has gotten sweet frick all lately.
Does it matter? Switchtards are gonna eat it up like flies
Probably to fill a gap if anything. Then again, Mario VS Donkey Kong is also releasing, so I guess they just felt like throwing something to see if it sticks.
Switch has a large userbase of women
Yeah but ironically I don't think they'll buy this game. Women typically like puzzle, casual and life sim games. This appears to be more of an action game, albeit a gimmicky one. Doesn't really look like something they'd buy.
You are unironically rertarded. There's a million grown ass women who will gladly play this and THEN you get to the underage girls who will be even more likely to want it.
bullshit, what games would they even play on it
Why do people still play Nintendo games?
Nintendo hasn't put out a good game in decades.
Pikmin 4 came out last summer
opinions like this scream lonely loser with no family or friends,
Because I want it.
Executives trying to come up with a game for girls. It's not a sim or Pokemon, so it won't work.
a kiddie console is going to make games for kids
Why were you conceived by your parents?
Same reason this was made, you bunch of shrieking b***hbaby "men".
>hairy ape
>mfw there will be a reference to her romantic feelings for Mario in the game somewhere
Bowsercucks on suicide watch
I want to buy this because I like when Nintendo does something new but I also don’t want to reward them for the box art change
Don't care, I already preordered
I never seen a single girl who is really into Mario games enough to warrant this
Zelda and Pokemon yeah but never Mario
Trannies love peach a lot for some reason
I'm a straight white (virgin) male and I will be buying this game day 1.