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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balance Wonderworld walked so Peach's Showtime could run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Housewives are one of the biggest target audiences of Nintendo. They want to capitalize on it.

      Checked.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told Nintendo to make a new Peach game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My king, I kneel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the mario movie sold well, and it'd be a variation from the standard mario game formula. a fem protagonist from a more widely appealing franchise than Bayonetta or Shantae could make journalists coom, especially without sexual body.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They found out about Wonder Momo and said, wait why didn't we do that already?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks very dull and sterile

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Huh we got a lot of women with Animal Crossing. TAKESHI-SAN! find a shovelware studio to make a quick, cheap Princess Peach game to profit off of this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shovelware studio
      What studio other than nintendo made this? Now I'm concerned.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was NLG for the longest time, but apparently it's fricking EPD!?! This looks so fricking bad by EPD standards.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >EPD
          Who are they again? I know jack about internal nintendo studios

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_Planning_%26_Development
            Nintendo's biggest internal development division. They've worked on just about every non-Pokemon first party tentpole release for the Switch.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they believed the statistic that 52% of gamers are women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because there's a lot of female gamers doesn't mean they would automatically play this shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of those are "women" which fricks the numbers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many "women" do you think there are, anon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah its gonna flop, I hope switch 2 is real with a new 3d Mario because its been forever since Odyssey

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a 36 year old straight man with a wife and kids. I look forward to this game. My kids and I will enjoy it.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a fricking moron

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY GODDAMN PEACH GAMES!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a Sonic spin-off fan in disguise?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best not be talking shit about Mean Bean Machine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talking about spin offs, does anybody remembers this stupid frog got a spin off?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    better question: why is best buy the only retailer offering a preorder bonus for this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He preorders games
      ngmo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but only if the preorder bonus is good enough.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i made an exception for peach

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Peach is the slice of salame on Luigi's proverbial floor. Maybe he picks her up and adores. And Mario is left waiting.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    specifically to make you mad

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on welfare and it will probs suck as a game but I need to support Peachy

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super Princess Peach was a fun game.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was kind of hoping it would be an RPG.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they give her a punchable c**t face?
    that's not even peach. like the model in the game doesn't look like that, it's peaches correct face.
    so who the frick made this bizarre decision the cover.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She looks similar to the movie on the box, which is what you see first
      >Some parents or grandparents might only know her from the movie, so make her look similar to her movie design
      >"Oh hey I recognize that character from the murphy-o movie, I'll buy this game because the movie was good for my kid, they'll probably like this too"
      Marketing 101.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        meanwhile the core audience:
        >Peach looks fricking ugly, I'm not buying this shit.
        >maybe I'll try it on emulator.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks people outside of Ganker bother using emulators
          Sorry, Anon, most people buy shit. Hell, most of Ganker that claims to emulate just buy shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Parents are the core audience, it's for little girls who want to be peach not adult men who want to frick her.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo makes games for casuals and families. Is it really wrong to make a game for little girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll say it's for little girls, but those costumes are for grown men who would buy a Peach game for themselves.

      t. one of those grown men

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's sad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're on Ganker.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I don't tell Gankerintendo, who will?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Weird, I see far more threads about Sony, Microsoft, and indies than I ever see Nintendo threads.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope one outfit shows her navel want bare midriff

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the year their next console comes out they always release some cheap slop so they have something for the people who don't want to upgrade while the big boy games move on to the next system. The 3DS had a bunch of trash games at the end like the awful Mario+Luigi remake.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look like a fun game

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you anons play a Superstar Saga-style spinoff where the three b***hes of the mushroom kingdom save the bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Mario Catholic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you anons play a Superstar Saga-style spinoff where the three b***hes of the mushroom kingdom save the bros?
      No, I don't support subversive media. The princesses should be saved, not the other way around. If you want those kind of stories try buying a PS5.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao ok snowflake

        Would you anons play a Superstar Saga-style spinoff where the three b***hes of the mushroom kingdom save the bros?

        yea I'd eat that shit up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you rip your dick off in frothing rage when you saw the first Alien movie?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess it’s a good thing you’re not in charge at Nintendo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hug Peach
      Kiss Daisy
      Handshake Rosalina

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I asked for this and now it's happening. I'm so happy!

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond the broad easy answer of money because the little girl market has gotten sweet frick all lately.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it matter? Switchtards are gonna eat it up like flies

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably to fill a gap if anything. Then again, Mario VS Donkey Kong is also releasing, so I guess they just felt like throwing something to see if it sticks.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch has a large userbase of women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but ironically I don't think they'll buy this game. Women typically like puzzle, casual and life sim games. This appears to be more of an action game, albeit a gimmicky one. Doesn't really look like something they'd buy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are unironically rertarded. There's a million grown ass women who will gladly play this and THEN you get to the underage girls who will be even more likely to want it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit, what games would they even play on it

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people still play Nintendo games?
    Nintendo hasn't put out a good game in decades.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pikmin 4 came out last summer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      opinions like this scream lonely loser with no family or friends,

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want it.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Executives trying to come up with a game for girls. It's not a sim or Pokemon, so it won't work.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a kiddie console is going to make games for kids

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were you conceived by your parents?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason this was made, you bunch of shrieking b***hbaby "men".

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hairy ape

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw there will be a reference to her romantic feelings for Mario in the game somewhere
    Bowsercucks on suicide watch

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to buy this because I like when Nintendo does something new but I also don’t want to reward them for the box art change

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, I already preordered

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never seen a single girl who is really into Mario games enough to warrant this
    Zelda and Pokemon yeah but never Mario

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies love peach a lot for some reason

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a straight white (virgin) male and I will be buying this game day 1.

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