Why is this game shilled so hard on this board? Normally people would have forgotten it, seeing the Metacritic score, but Ganker keeps spamming it 24/7. Is it because it has a female lead? I know lefties invaded this site, but I thought we had some common sense with Anons to stop and get rid of letftoids before getting influenced by them. And why is always nintendo games getting this kind of shilling?
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>shilled so hard
>Every other thread is the "don't pirate the game" meme or some schmuck claiming the game flopped
I don't understand what you mean? Maybe people like it. Ever thought of that?
>Maybe people like it. Ever thought of that?
Why?
>Muh female empowerment
>2D game in 20_fricking_21
>Graphics are shit
>Gameplay is probably shit too
>Made by subhuman yuropoors for a chink console
And Ganker whines about Sony and Playstation games. Fricking embarrassing.
Nobody can honestly like this piece of shit of a game. It is a bad game. Stop talking about it so much, especially when there are better western games available.
Returnal is better Metroid game than Metroid Dead, and that was made by some commies. Get some fricking taste nintrannies
Lmao these.
It makes sense when you think about it. Ganker has been invaded by leftists since 2016&2017. We should really get rid of them, but mods are against us traditional Ganker users.
anon the dev team at mercury steam are all male, no femoids or trannies in sight.
Alpha as frick
/pol needs to frick off and die. the game is good. just because the main character has a vegana instead of a penis doesn't disqualify it as a fun and good game. god I hate it here
That's /misc/ for you. When everyone there is a wojakspamming MAGAtard circlejerking the same memes over and over, it must get boring there real fast, so they have to go onto other boards hoping to attract fresh bait.
I think they nailed her characterization in this game. Haven't finished it yet but enjoying it so far.
>reddithjack
frick yourself and your gay ass blog, in all the fields
They are 3rd worlder mexicans and if you give money to them, you are a traitor. Frick you.
What do you think happens when you buy games made by other countries? You are literally funding mexican immigrants to invade our country.
And thos Black folk aren't white. Most of them are probably trannies too, that happens when you are making games for nintrannies.
I seriously hate that Ganker has been going downhill after the lefties ruined this board with politics. I wish we would have more /misc/bros to teach you tendies a lesson and send you back to tumblr.
anon they are spaniards i.e mediterraneans, why are you avatargayging as a mediterranean character if you hate them so much?
Pathetic effort
You hit on so many snoy cliches that you should seriously consider suicide if you were serious or maybe consider toning it down a bit if you want to troll believably
why do third world hispanics keep trying to compare GoW to fricking Metroid, of all things
just some imported twitter playstation nation homosexualry
Because 'muh better graphics and movie-style gameplay and gender/race equality' is all Snoys have to go on, and when you only have one weapon to use, you're going to be spamming the A button with it all the time hoping to desperately do damage.
>Snoy
Every thought for once that maybe it's just a shitposter and not some dumb fricking platform zealot? Because nothing he typed out sounds like something any actual person would ever say with a straight face. Sometimes it's not a Snoy. Sometimes it's just one lone jackass with too much free time.
anon, when this
was the newest reply the IP count didnt go up, OP is most likely the deranged Kratos poster.
Or a Shitposter with free time. Used to be more often than one would think. but nowadays anyone shitposting against anything that's not Sony is considered a Snoy instead of what they normally are. Just shitposters. Those same shitposters go into Sony game threads and shitpost against them as well. I should know. I'm one of them.
>Why?
No, X
Lmao
>ONE mainstream game made by a team consisting purely of white men
>despite not being able to ever shut up about politics in games, Ganker shits on it relentlessly
Why are you like this?
>all of that dumb bullshit you just typed
Or maybe Metroid fans are happy to talk about the first new Metroid game in 17 years and it happens to not suck like the last 3 Metroid games released.
GoW is so fricking boring and gay. You actually play that homosexual shit?
>mods are against us traditional Ganker users
Found a pic of you, SnoyBlack person.
>>Graphics are shit
Dread's visuals are actually excellent. Its detailed and multi layered environments are really high level and the animations are genuinely top class.
But the assets and lighting itself is actually good too. Overall it's a game with excellent visuals.
nintencultism
game on da BING BING WAHOO machine
It emulates well and western media shits on Nintendo for being a toy company for lower middle class parents and is more successful than Sony, Apple or Microsoft. So it's a perfect storm of an ok game and media clickbaiting topics related to switch pro not happening.
Absolutely rent free.
there are no Black folk, no microtransactions, no politics, whats more to ask? Also Samus can rape a troony vegana hole to death in the game, so its very Ganker pilled, no wonder journos get filtered by it
>Didn't knew this was a thing
So all the skips were planned from the beginning. Fricking good shit, Guys.
>Metroid will never bust your guts up
>have 70 botw cover art images in my filter list
>one week in and now I gotta start doing the same shit to metroid
At least smash's finally dead.
How much are you being paid to cry about a game you haven't played?
I know, can they atleast stop doing this every single month whenever a new exclusive releases?
Advertising firm, anon. All the
>WHOA ITS SO HARD
and
>OMG IM LOST
posts confirmed it. It's viral marketing, astroturfing, shilling, whatever you want to call it.
the nintendie shills seem to be way more effective then whatever the frick the snoyBlack person shills attempts are atleast
Simple anon, we have games that are good. Snoyggers have no games, and it has made them mentally ill.
if you’re not an idort you have no human rights
Because it's Nintendo shovelware and the cultists do it for free.
It's because its the first Metroid game in the same vein as the originals in 19 years you fricking idiot. Why is that simple concept so hard to grasp? All of the Metroid fans who have been floating in suspended animation all these years have finally woken up and want to talk Metroid.
This.
>biggest sales in the UK for the series
Hopefully it's big world wide. Game is unironically great and the series being success ones in its live sales wise would be great.
I just want more good Metroid.
Australia too.
How does it feel knowing that I got the last laugh, Ganker?
>hated waifu shit
>hated female characters being overly emotional
>just wanted Samus to not talk and monologue every 5 seconds
>"THAT'LL NEVER WORK, METROID NEEDS DEEP LORE"
>Dread comes along and proves me right all along
Gameplay chads 1
Cinematic kids 0
I think most people in general hate Other M, especially Ganker
Last laugh? Everyone knows and agrees that Other M is an abortion. Fusion, Dread and the Prime series tread the line beautifully.
mod-backed nincel discord trying to turn Ganker into a nintendo shill board. they've been at it for years.
that sounds more like snoyBlack person behaviour
one day my fellow newbie anon, you finally understand how much a man is willing to go to piss off strangers on the internet
from this
>new game
>from a massively influential series
>that hasn't had a direct sequel in decades
>is getting very good reviews
>and is warmly received by the target audience
you don't think
>some Gankerirgins want to talk about the game
instead you think
>must be shills
just because you're a bitter virgin who hasn't felt contact with anything but your shrivelling micro-dick tucked inside folds of decaying fat doesn't mean everyone else has lost the capability to actually like a video game too
>Nintendo threads BAD and it's too much
>therefore I make another Nintendo thread
???
im so tired of dying in this from dumb shit like accidently grabbing ledges and awkwardly trying to switch between missles free aiming and the grapple
>go on a videogame image board
>see people discuss a videogame that was release this week
>starts seething
OP is a moron and this shit thread will be hidden, and also in all the fields it goes
Its a modern game with some classic sensibilities.
It uses the smoothness of modern games and puts it in a classic style game.
The fact that bosses have a pattern, where you need to pay attention to the moves is novel by today's standard. This game feels like an odd duck out, and its all the better for it
>The fact that bosses have a pattern, where you need to pay attention to the moves is novel by today's standard.
What is Capcom's problem? Why did they stop making Mega Man games?
>shilled
>24/7 seethe threads since release