Why is this game so fricking bad?

Why is this game so fricking bad?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is my taste so fricking bad?
    Go watch tiktok

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who hate on this game are either boomers that hate everything that came after the fifth gen or people who got filtered by the Wii. This is legitimately the most beautiful Mario game ever made, not even Odyssey comes close to it. This is the last Mario game where Bowser actually felt like a threat, a dude who gains control of major parts of the universe to fuel his new empire. It still shocks me how Nintendo made this on hardware that is basically just an overclocked GameCube. Not to mention the soundtrack, which is absolutely amazing in it's own right.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMG is ludo kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMG4 is my favorite.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played it. But mario games aren't good. They're just marketed to kids. Fake fun.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too easy

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the wave of contrarian hate against this game lately? It's great, frick you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think OP means the kind of "bad" that really means "good".

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’m sorry OP but you accidentally posted a picture of super mario galaxy. did you mean to post super mario sunshine?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I disliked the gimping of Mario's moveset but other than that it's a really great game

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    64 set the bar too high

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >64 set the bar too high
      Look, I get that we all loved 64 growing up and your favorite YouTuber can't stop talking about it and it has a lot of speedtrannies, but it really isn't that good. If it was released today, it would be considered a tech demo and nothing more. It was just a blueprint game, an important game sure, but nothing more than a 3D tech demo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You snoys have been saying that for 25 years lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't think 64 is a masterpiece??? You must be... le snoy!!!
          Black person, I hate Sonygays as much as you but you can't have people live rent free in your mind like that. I've played all major 3D Mario games up to Galaxy 2, I enjoyed them all, but 64 has it's flaws. It's not a very polished game and it's story is absolutely minimal compared to even Sunshine. I legitimately thought Sunshine was better than 64 honestly. It just felt like a more polished experience.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you give actual points instead of buzzwords?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not a very polished game
            Black person it literally invented the 3D genre out of thin air

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rocket 88 invented rock out of thin air, and it wasn't very polished either. Literally made with a broken amplifier. The fact is, the first time something is done, it'll make a big statement, but it's not going to be very polished.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were talking about the literal invention of “rock” as in the mineral. I’m really having trouble today

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its story
            😐

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it were released today the only criticism would be its graphics. Its movement is unsurpassed.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't a single 3D Mario game that's below 9/10.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's so fricking sloooooow

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think its probably the only mario worthy of note since 64. i think the planet layout and gravity gimmicks are fresh, well implemented and fun

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than 64 and I'm sick of pretending otherwise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >On rails, with no real sense of exploration except for the underwater cave levels
      I don't think so

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many zoomers hating Super Mario Galaxy now? Didn’t you buttholes grew up with this game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably parroting some e-celeb who called it overrated. That's always the case whenever some contrarian opinion suddenly becomes popular on a board.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally the best game ever made.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as replayable. The only reason I liked it the second time was because it had been over 10 years. The gameplay wasn’t as in depth to warrant another Luigi mode run, which is carried by the faster races. Mario Galaxy is like Six Flags while Mario 64 and Sunshine are like Go-Kart tracks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good comparison actually

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's soooooooo fricking sloooow

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good just not a tight platformer. It's more about the unique set pieces really.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Gankerirgins like this? Contrarianism? A lust for (You)s? This game is objectively great. I know it. Normies know it. My mom knows it. Everyone except OP thinks its a 10/10.
    >t. Collected all the stars as Luigi.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      U R MRGAY

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the laziest bait I’ve seen in a while, yet here I am.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's better than odysee at least

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movement is gimped, level design is too simple. All production value no depth.

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