For the left side of the thumbnail, the earliest Mario game that came out is 1981 as the main character in the arcade version of Donkey Kong with the name Jumpman. Super Mario Bros, which is the game pictured on the left, doesn't come out until 83. Neither games are originally played on a Nintendo 64 controller, the controller he's holding in his right hand.
For the right side of the thumbnail, he's holding the Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons, which isn't moronic until you realize that the Mario depicted above is a screenshot from the most recent Mario movie, which isn't a game. Above that is the year 2024; the Mario movie, if it was a game, is out already. All of the Mario games set to release in 2024 are not publicly available yet and, therefore, cannot be played in the 50 year timeline that the YouTuber has put.
In the middle of the thumbnail is broccoli.
All this moron had to do was remove the years, put a NES controller in his right hand, put the latest released mainline Mario game above his left hand, shave off the broccoli, and we could reasonably believe this dude's not moronic. He could keep the "look how Mario's changed, guys" thumbnail without having the more explicit statement as moronic as Mario having games for 50 years with one of them being the Mario movie in 2024.
It is. This dude actually puts out some funny zoomcore kino. My son watches him on occasion which means I watch him too because I don't allow him to watch YouTube videos unsupervised.
Unironically stupid. Future people are going to have a really hard time telling what’s real and isn’t with how disingenuous everyone on the internet constantly is.
>lol I played 50 years of games do you like my super Mario >just kidding I know it’s only 5 years >lol >sieg heil! Lol just kidding >frick black people and trannies lmao >oh unless you mean it too
Don’t worry, unlike Xitter users and Ganker posters, future researchers will be able to detect sarcasm, jokes and obvious irony. Isn’t the future amazing, moronbro.
>Chatgpt, is this sarcasm? >Well Mr Researcher, it's important to remember that sarcasm is not a polite way to speak to people and that you should always try to.....
>:)
not that guy, but that homosexual smiley makes me seethe, i hate newbies so much it's unreal.
jannies will scour this thread for anyone speaking the words of gamer or being mean to troons, but they'll scroll right past you.
board culture truly is dead.
i thought we come to this god forsaken place because we're social outcasts
coming here as a father and husband just makes me think you're stuck in a shitty relationship and want escapism
Ganker is for life, stupid. Many successful guys shitpost here for fun because it's the only place on the internet you can have fun anymore or say what you're really thinking. Having something to lose means we can't say what we really think anywhere else.
8 months ago
Anonymous
nah, it's like a middle aged guy coming to the moll parking lot at night to hang out with the cool guys and relive his better days when he wasn't stressed by a b***h and her gremlin all day
it's just sad
8 months ago
Anonymous
You think you're the cool guy?
8 months ago
Anonymous
i can lock my house and leave on a week long trip on a whim, without anyone asking why or who i fricked while there
can you do the same?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. Difference is that I have money to go somewhere and someone to frick, and you don't, which is why you have to make up bizarre hypotheticals.
8 months ago
Anonymous
pretty sure i have more money than you, since there aren't 2+ leeches in my house
do you honestly believe married people didn't have a choice? you act like it is something that comes with age and forced upon people. not that anon but to answer your question: yes I can but for that I have to divorce my wife. would it be worth it? probably no because I've fricked a lot of chicks already and traveled around so it's not that exciting anymore.
is this really the hill you want to die on? that nobody gives a frick about you?
the topic was about being cool
if you really want to impress me with your family, that wife better be a 10
post her or frick off
8 months ago
Anonymous
>the topic was about being cool
so you consider it cool that nobody gives a shit about you
8 months ago
Anonymous
i consider it cool not being stuck as a provider for a fat whale and her spawn
8 months ago
Anonymous
>pretty sure i have more money than you, since there aren't 2+ leeches in my house
My wife works for my business and we deposit checks with more digits than your phone number lol.
8 months ago
Anonymous
is this the "my dad works at nintendo" cope for adults?
prove it
8 months ago
Anonymous
do you honestly believe married people didn't have a choice? you act like it is something that comes with age and forced upon people. not that anon but to answer your question: yes I can but for that I have to divorce my wife. would it be worth it? probably no because I've fricked a lot of chicks already and traveled around so it's not that exciting anymore.
is this really the hill you want to die on? that nobody gives a frick about you?
8 months ago
Anonymous
more like that middle aged guy has been going there for the past 20 years then moronic newbies overtook and are asking "wtf are you doing here"
now that's sad
It is. This dude actually puts out some funny zoomcore kino. My son watches him on occasion which means I watch him too because I don't allow him to watch YouTube videos unsupervised.
>I don't allow him to watch YouTube videos unsupervised
Good parent.
My sister doesn't do this for her kids, and I'm very concerned they're going to grow up moronic.
>Super Mario Bros. is a 1985 platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). The successor to the 1983 arcade game Mario Bros. and the first game in the Super Mario series, it was first released in 1985 for the Famicom in Japan
>n64 controller with the original nes mario brothers >nintendo switch with the mario movie
ayyy lmao, probably did this on purpose to trigger the autists of the world
>He's bizarrely self aware for a Zoomer.
Or maybe it’s just really really easy to trick millennials because a lot of them are so up their own ass.
There have been about fifty Gen Z meme trends, and majority of you somehow end up taking it seriously, it’s not that hard to be “self aware”.
Anon these threads are e-celeb worship. Basically the OP and people like him have e-celeb dick jammed down their throat 24x7.
They can't help themselves they have to advertise their e-celeb and everything they do constantly.
most of american youth are mutts mixed with black genes which makes their hair curly and nappy
and since the meat of the entertainment on internet is made by american clowns, the rest of the world started copying them too
>it's pharaoh that's pounding her
Wtf, I didn't even notice that. You see part of her face for less than half a second, kek. I take back what I said, the WEBM is fine as it is.
threads like this are a good reminder that this board is full of people with legit autism and to never engage in a serious discussion with cretins that pop a vein over stupid shit on the internet
nope
i would say it's probably because they all plan on being internet famous anyway, in which case their real info will leak sooner or later, but they probably dont even think about it at all
we only have ourselves to blame, i mean, when was the last time you ordered 2 tons of compost to someone's front lawn?
no, its easier to datamine idiots that way.
I tried to warn you, you didn't listen. and now employers and police read your facebook. jokes on you I don't use facebook. or whatever you're going to name next. I don't use it.
YouTube Partner Program need confirm your identify, nobody send money to a bank account of some called "Xxx-Winner-Xxx".
Individuals need channels with real names; meanwhile privately held, entertainment companies can use custom names
You used to have to be capable and smart to be able to achieve in life. This generation has grown up seeing morons make it big. Being moronic is now a valuable trait to have since you can make it big if you post your moronic self online.
What happens to society when everyone becomes moronic? Well, we'll find out soon enough.
>You used to have to be capable and smart to be able to achieve in life
Dont kid yourself, morons have been able to coast off of other people's success for generations. The most common form being through blatant nepotism, literal succession through birthrites and the dumbass child being so wealthy/powerful because of their parents that they're insulated from their own bad decisions.
A story that predates the concept of money, and it'll continue long after
>It's the daily 'washed up and bitter millenials shit on Gen z for no real reason' thread
Millennials will always be seen as the joke generation, the failed generation, no matter how hard you try to shift it to us.
You will never own a house. You will never enjoy adulthood. You WILL buy Pokemon cards and shitty AAA remaster because your generation are a bunch of pay pig b***hes who deserve to be mocked and ridiculed for eternity
>You will never own a house. You will never enjoy adulthood. You WILL buy Pokemon cards and shitty AAA remaster because your generation are a bunch of pay pig b***hes who deserve to be mocked and ridiculed for eternity
You just described zoomers tho
>a wife
my condolences, why do you involve the state in your relationships? is she a disney roastie with delusions of grandeur? or is it religious brainwashing?
You're the only one who has been brainwashed. Sorry you will be foreveralone because you fell for the "Women Bad" population control psyops. At least you have your nintendo toys to keep you warm at night.
I love how millennials forget how we've been spouting Black person speak for the last 20 years and now we act like we're better than zoomers for doing the same, it's not like we set a better example for them.
If you think they're worse than us, then you have selective memory.
You can't make fun of their haircuts, i'm old enough to remember every single kid going from brandon hair to spikey hair.
Not to mention the whole emo thing that we'd all like to forget.
Before everything was political, Ganker was a lot more wigger friendly too, but you can pretend we never had that phase either.
8 months ago
Anonymous
instead of moving goalposts you should also remember that blacks weren't as set to kill whites back then as they are now, and you have the msm to thank for that
go on the streets and ask zoomers about their favorite song, 9 out of 10 will mention in ebonics a lil homie rapper that slurs his words because of drugs mumbling about killing and fricking b***hes
8 months ago
Anonymous
>moving goalposts
i didn't, i simply told you that you were wrong and that i'm old enough to remember those times, you're probably young and never noticed just how cringe wigger millennials were acting. >blacks weren't as set to kill whites back then as they are now
They were, you just had an easier time pretending they didn't. Way to out yourself as someone who got redpilled in 2016. > zoomers about their favorite song, 9 out of 10 will mention in ebonics
What is playing on the radio? Did you listen to Greenday or whatever because you were a music afficionado, or because it was marketed towards you?
Zoomers are bombarded with BET-tier garbage on the daily, go look at any market research or polling regarding hip hop/rap, and you'll see that zoomers are about 20% deeper into nignogs, and that's considering that they have a higher percentage of non-whites, and that basically every song on what equates to "the radio" is rap or rap equivalent now.
frick this post was long, if you tl;dr me i'll email moot and have you banned
8 months ago
Anonymous
im not american, my knowledge of your hellhole comes solely from what i see online and the homie worshipping has been clearly increasing in the last decade
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not American either, what glorious socialist utopia do you hail from, friend?
And yes, it has been increasing. But not by that much, your tolerance for high quality noggle media has simply decreased.
It simply took you longer to realize what was going on, the shit you complain was already present decades ago. You've just reached your personal limit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
yes blacks were on TV and radio years ago but they weren't mumbling idiots preaching about racism 24/7 while being the most racist of all
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yes they were, you just didn't catch on. Whites bad have been the message since uncle adolf moved to argentina where he lived out his life until he died peacefully in his bed at 108.
They gave you just as much 'white bad' as you could handle, and told you you were cool for going along with it. That's why every millennial today thinks they're a freedom fighter every time they apologize for gays and minorities.
It was there the whole time broski, you just didn't notice until recently when you finally had enough. The good news is that it is only going to get worse.
8 months ago
Anonymous
moron
8 months ago
Anonymous
luther protests weren't peaceful friend
8 months ago
Anonymous
nice argument homosexual
8 months ago
Anonymous
i'm done arguing since i realized i was talking with a moron
8 months ago
Anonymous
Difference is, people actually meant it back then. It wasn't concealed in 20 layers of irony. The spiky hair and emo fads were moronic, you're absolutely correct, but no one doing it to being ironically cringe or whatever, It was a fashion choice, to "rebel" against the establishment. The Black person talk wasn't irony either, people would find it funny or ballsy and replicate it.
Everything about zoomers today is baked in irony and it's just cowardly. The hair cut is bad "ironically", they say moronic shit like the video title "ironically", they speak like Black folk "ironically".
If they would just own up to what they like I would respect them more.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Just because they say it's ironic doesn't mean they're not doing it for the same exact reasons you dressed up like a backstreet boy with spiky hair and buffalo shoes until you discovered your true self; wigger mceminem, the blackest white boy in the suburb YIIIRR BOOOIIII
Dumb kids today are not more or less genuine than you were, but they are just as dumb.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You are a zoomer who has tricked himself into thinking he is a millennial.
I may have called my friends my homie but I certainly wasn't giving a flying shit about dead black people. lol In fact, it was more done in a mocking way and not in an endearing way. Never dressed like them. Didn't emulate their lack of work ethic, incompetence or entitlement. Had money in the bank by the time I was 21 because I didn't buy moronic shit (dey culcha items) constantly. All of those things are uniquely zoomer shit.
I got take out the other day and those moronic zooms put my fricking soup cups on their sides in the bag. I believed only blacks were this incompetent but it turns out when you emulate morons long enough you become one yourself.
Playing online games has become so bad thanks to the zooms that I have totally given up public lobbies. Kids were always annoying but 20 and 21 year old zooms talk like homosexual 10 year olds.
>let's goooo
I actually heard this used a lot in the FGC scene waaay before any Zoomer could probably write their own name. So it's bizarre to me to see this being labled as a Zoomer thing even though I have been hearing it for damn near 15+years.
It's a black thing from sports. College and high school sports to express hype. It leaks onto gaming through streams, and there you go. Zoomer culture is basically black culture. Hell the reason people say "based" is a black guy
Mullets are back in style in Australia. Zoomers went from fades to broccoli now the mullets are back in, but with the curly hair. It's a rather natural progression if you think about it.
Fade with a short cut on top
Hair grows out, get a perm
let the back grow out keep the sides short
>Hair grows out, get a perm
This is where you lose me
perms have never looked good in all of history, it's like deciding to shave your eyebrows off or something. You do it because you lost a bet, not willingly.
They're not moronic, they know if they act like morons and say moronic shit, zoomers will find it ironic/funny and watch and everyone else will watch to see how moronic it is and/or comment to correct them, which generates engagement either way.
It's the same reason ads for mobile games show you people fricking up.
It's more we can say about ourselves than most boomers and the moron in the OP. A lot of people don't feel comfortable finding all the solutions to their problems on the internet.
What is with this stupid fricking haircut and chain necklaces? 6 out of 10 guys at my campus wear this exact look: plain t shirt, metal chain, broccoli top side faded
it’s too similar to be just a seasonal fad. Is this is what’s getting college pussy wet this era?
>why is this generation so moronic?
less education in early years more time on internet and video games
corpo worship instilled from an early age by boomer dads who wore weyland yutani shirts without realising the irony
onset of maturity and adulthood increasingly more and more delayed as young adults are meme'd into staying in education until their 30s to keep unemployment figures low
moronic N64 controller aside, Super Mario Bros. was released in in 1985. Nintendo was barely starting to experiment with light gun/arcade games in 1974
what kind of goofy ahh language is that lmao
the witcher language
>goofy ahh
decapitate yourself
I don't necessarily see what's moronic about this besides that pube hat. I'm sure as frick not about to watch the video to find out.
i think its mainly because of the thumbnail
By '50 years of games' he means he plays five games between 1974 and 2024 for half an hour each straight cap fr
why would he need to play stuff like pong or space invaders for more than half an hour
..............................and?
>there is no and
moron
>he plays five games between 1974 and 2024
Then that means at most he played 5 years of games. Not 50.
He is showing an NES game while holding an N64 controller. That controller is 20 years to younger than the game he is associating it with.
what's "moronic" about this
He looks inbred
Mario 1 isn't from the 70s
>what is clickbait
And you called him moronic. lol
> don't click on the vid and just make fun of him on Ganker
Great clickbait
NOT
That homosexual haircut
For the left side of the thumbnail, the earliest Mario game that came out is 1981 as the main character in the arcade version of Donkey Kong with the name Jumpman. Super Mario Bros, which is the game pictured on the left, doesn't come out until 83. Neither games are originally played on a Nintendo 64 controller, the controller he's holding in his right hand.
For the right side of the thumbnail, he's holding the Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons, which isn't moronic until you realize that the Mario depicted above is a screenshot from the most recent Mario movie, which isn't a game. Above that is the year 2024; the Mario movie, if it was a game, is out already. All of the Mario games set to release in 2024 are not publicly available yet and, therefore, cannot be played in the 50 year timeline that the YouTuber has put.
In the middle of the thumbnail is broccoli.
All this moron had to do was remove the years, put a NES controller in his right hand, put the latest released mainline Mario game above his left hand, shave off the broccoli, and we could reasonably believe this dude's not moronic. He could keep the "look how Mario's changed, guys" thumbnail without having the more explicit statement as moronic as Mario having games for 50 years with one of them being the Mario movie in 2024.
>In the middle of the thumbnail is broccoli
Made me spill my drink
Frick you Anon
I assume it's a joke vid since those dates are all wrong. why are you so easily triggered is the real question, OP
It is. This dude actually puts out some funny zoomcore kino. My son watches him on occasion which means I watch him too because I don't allow him to watch YouTube videos unsupervised.
>I don't allow him to watch YouTube videos unsupervised
there's some hope for the next generation
Sometimes I wish my dad did that for me and my brothers, but then again I would have never found this place.
Unironically stupid. Future people are going to have a really hard time telling what’s real and isn’t with how disingenuous everyone on the internet constantly is.
>lol I played 50 years of games do you like my super Mario
>just kidding I know it’s only 5 years
>lol
>sieg heil! Lol just kidding
>frick black people and trannies lmao
>oh unless you mean it too
Only if they use Youtube and Wikipedia as their references.
Don’t worry, unlike Xitter users and Ganker posters, future researchers will be able to detect sarcasm, jokes and obvious irony. Isn’t the future amazing, moronbro.
>Chatgpt, is this sarcasm?
>Well Mr Researcher, it's important to remember that sarcasm is not a polite way to speak to people and that you should always try to.....
The point of the supervisions is to prevent the watching of such garbage.
Idiot.
have a nice day
it's physically impossible for normalgays to not mention their wife or kid in every thread
because it makes you seethe existentially 🙂
The reality is they don't exist.
whatever you need to cope with
>:)
not that guy, but that homosexual smiley makes me seethe, i hate newbies so much it's unreal.
jannies will scour this thread for anyone speaking the words of gamer or being mean to troons, but they'll scroll right past you.
board culture truly is dead.
MODS=homosexualS
i thought we come to this god forsaken place because we're social outcasts
coming here as a father and husband just makes me think you're stuck in a shitty relationship and want escapism
Ganker is for life, stupid. Many successful guys shitpost here for fun because it's the only place on the internet you can have fun anymore or say what you're really thinking. Having something to lose means we can't say what we really think anywhere else.
nah, it's like a middle aged guy coming to the moll parking lot at night to hang out with the cool guys and relive his better days when he wasn't stressed by a b***h and her gremlin all day
it's just sad
You think you're the cool guy?
i can lock my house and leave on a week long trip on a whim, without anyone asking why or who i fricked while there
can you do the same?
Yes. Difference is that I have money to go somewhere and someone to frick, and you don't, which is why you have to make up bizarre hypotheticals.
pretty sure i have more money than you, since there aren't 2+ leeches in my house
the topic was about being cool
if you really want to impress me with your family, that wife better be a 10
post her or frick off
>the topic was about being cool
so you consider it cool that nobody gives a shit about you
i consider it cool not being stuck as a provider for a fat whale and her spawn
>pretty sure i have more money than you, since there aren't 2+ leeches in my house
My wife works for my business and we deposit checks with more digits than your phone number lol.
is this the "my dad works at nintendo" cope for adults?
prove it
do you honestly believe married people didn't have a choice? you act like it is something that comes with age and forced upon people. not that anon but to answer your question: yes I can but for that I have to divorce my wife. would it be worth it? probably no because I've fricked a lot of chicks already and traveled around so it's not that exciting anymore.
is this really the hill you want to die on? that nobody gives a frick about you?
more like that middle aged guy has been going there for the past 20 years then moronic newbies overtook and are asking "wtf are you doing here"
now that's sad
this, you wouldn't get it
based
>I don't allow him to watch YouTube videos unsupervised
Good parent.
My sister doesn't do this for her kids, and I'm very concerned they're going to grow up moronic.
>Supervises his children
>Still let's them watch shit like OP
You're not doing a good job.
>Super Mario Bros. is a 1985 platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). The successor to the 1983 arcade game Mario Bros. and the first game in the Super Mario series, it was first released in 1985 for the Famicom in Japan
>n64 controller with the original nes mario brothers
>nintendo switch with the mario movie
ayyy lmao, probably did this on purpose to trigger the autists of the world
This dude definitely did. He's bizarrely self aware for a Zoomer.
>He's bizarrely self aware for a Zoomer.
Or maybe it’s just really really easy to trick millennials because a lot of them are so up their own ass.
There have been about fifty Gen Z meme trends, and majority of you somehow end up taking it seriously, it’s not that hard to be “self aware”.
If it’s not a dril/greg tweet or Pukicho tumblr comment millennials don’t know what to do with themselves.
they cant think in shit older that n64. Atari consoles and Intellivision are ignored by Ryan
>check the video
>he does in fact play a game from '74 (a Pong console)
So valid claim, stupid thumbnail
>playing video games is moronic
ah, modern day Ganker...
>sucking zoomer wiener
ah, modern day Ganker...
why are you thinking about sucking dick?
Anon these threads are e-celeb worship. Basically the OP and people like him have e-celeb dick jammed down their throat 24x7.
They can't help themselves they have to advertise their e-celeb and everything they do constantly.
Why do they all wear these goofy little knit wool caps?
most of american youth are mutts mixed with black genes which makes their hair curly and nappy
and since the meat of the entertainment on internet is made by american clowns, the rest of the world started copying them too
It's the fashion in europe too. I just don't get it the wool looks like it is uncomfortable.
>Super Mario Bros 1 was on the N64!!!!!
Damn, Reggie lookin fly af now fr fr
Omg dae social media manager?
What a shame. This would be hot if it was a white guy pounding "her".
>white guy
>hotter than Pharah
i laughed.
>it's pharaoh that's pounding her
Wtf, I didn't even notice that. You see part of her face for less than half a second, kek. I take back what I said, the WEBM is fine as it is.
well there's 3 videos where Pharah is pounding her and in one of them Ana is also present, poor Widow gets the full egyptian experience
Pharah*
FOR FRICKS SAKE, EVERY TIME
why do zoomers all have the ramen/broccoli hair?
they want to be Black folk
Looks like an ACME product blew up in his face
because that's the current trend. if the current trend was a bowlcut then that's what they'd be having instead.
Just say the want to be black. It's not bowlcuts because black don't get bowlcuts
threads like this are a good reminder that this board is full of people with legit autism and to never engage in a serious discussion with cretins that pop a vein over stupid shit on the internet
He's pretending to be moronic for (you)s and it's working, just like it works here.
>full name plus face
Are kids no longer taught to not put personal information on the internet?
nope
i would say it's probably because they all plan on being internet famous anyway, in which case their real info will leak sooner or later, but they probably dont even think about it at all
we only have ourselves to blame, i mean, when was the last time you ordered 2 tons of compost to someone's front lawn?
no, its easier to datamine idiots that way.
I tried to warn you, you didn't listen. and now employers and police read your facebook. jokes on you I don't use facebook. or whatever you're going to name next. I don't use it.
YouTube Partner Program need confirm your identify, nobody send money to a bank account of some called "Xxx-Winner-Xxx".
Individuals need channels with real names; meanwhile privately held, entertainment companies can use custom names
You used to have to be capable and smart to be able to achieve in life. This generation has grown up seeing morons make it big. Being moronic is now a valuable trait to have since you can make it big if you post your moronic self online.
What happens to society when everyone becomes moronic? Well, we'll find out soon enough.
>You used to have to be capable and smart to be able to achieve in life
Dont kid yourself, morons have been able to coast off of other people's success for generations. The most common form being through blatant nepotism, literal succession through birthrites and the dumbass child being so wealthy/powerful because of their parents that they're insulated from their own bad decisions.
A story that predates the concept of money, and it'll continue long after
>It's the daily 'washed up and bitter millenials shit on Gen z for no real reason' thread
Millennials will always be seen as the joke generation, the failed generation, no matter how hard you try to shift it to us.
You will never own a house. You will never enjoy adulthood. You WILL buy Pokemon cards and shitty AAA remaster because your generation are a bunch of pay pig b***hes who deserve to be mocked and ridiculed for eternity
*ahem*
Zoom zoom
>You will never own a house. You will never enjoy adulthood. You WILL buy Pokemon cards and shitty AAA remaster because your generation are a bunch of pay pig b***hes who deserve to be mocked and ridiculed for eternity
You just described zoomers tho
I'm a millennial with several houses, my own business, a wife and free time to shitpost on Ganker while having my coffee
I also don't pay for video games
>a wife
my condolences, why do you involve the state in your relationships? is she a disney roastie with delusions of grandeur? or is it religious brainwashing?
You're the only one who has been brainwashed. Sorry you will be foreveralone because you fell for the "Women Bad" population control psyops. At least you have your nintendo toys to keep you warm at night.
But I love women and healthy committed relationships. Answer the question anon.
>You will never own a house
neither will you
This video has to be a zoomer shitpost to trigger xennies and millenials.
I dont like people who are 10 years younger or older than me
I get that every generation has a defining haircut but I can't take any zoomie seriously when they look like that.
ok bald boomer
>Ion
Since when do zoomers care about chemistry?
I love how millennials forget how we've been spouting Black person speak for the last 20 years and now we act like we're better than zoomers for doing the same, it's not like we set a better example for them.
>you used 3 homie words so you have no right to complain about others using 100 homie words
ok moron
If you think they're worse than us, then you have selective memory.
You can't make fun of their haircuts, i'm old enough to remember every single kid going from brandon hair to spikey hair.
Not to mention the whole emo thing that we'd all like to forget.
Before everything was political, Ganker was a lot more wigger friendly too, but you can pretend we never had that phase either.
instead of moving goalposts you should also remember that blacks weren't as set to kill whites back then as they are now, and you have the msm to thank for that
go on the streets and ask zoomers about their favorite song, 9 out of 10 will mention in ebonics a lil homie rapper that slurs his words because of drugs mumbling about killing and fricking b***hes
>moving goalposts
i didn't, i simply told you that you were wrong and that i'm old enough to remember those times, you're probably young and never noticed just how cringe wigger millennials were acting.
>blacks weren't as set to kill whites back then as they are now
They were, you just had an easier time pretending they didn't. Way to out yourself as someone who got redpilled in 2016.
> zoomers about their favorite song, 9 out of 10 will mention in ebonics
What is playing on the radio? Did you listen to Greenday or whatever because you were a music afficionado, or because it was marketed towards you?
Zoomers are bombarded with BET-tier garbage on the daily, go look at any market research or polling regarding hip hop/rap, and you'll see that zoomers are about 20% deeper into nignogs, and that's considering that they have a higher percentage of non-whites, and that basically every song on what equates to "the radio" is rap or rap equivalent now.
frick this post was long, if you tl;dr me i'll email moot and have you banned
im not american, my knowledge of your hellhole comes solely from what i see online and the homie worshipping has been clearly increasing in the last decade
I'm not American either, what glorious socialist utopia do you hail from, friend?
And yes, it has been increasing. But not by that much, your tolerance for high quality noggle media has simply decreased.
It simply took you longer to realize what was going on, the shit you complain was already present decades ago. You've just reached your personal limit.
yes blacks were on TV and radio years ago but they weren't mumbling idiots preaching about racism 24/7 while being the most racist of all
Yes they were, you just didn't catch on. Whites bad have been the message since uncle adolf moved to argentina where he lived out his life until he died peacefully in his bed at 108.
They gave you just as much 'white bad' as you could handle, and told you you were cool for going along with it. That's why every millennial today thinks they're a freedom fighter every time they apologize for gays and minorities.
It was there the whole time broski, you just didn't notice until recently when you finally had enough. The good news is that it is only going to get worse.
moron
luther protests weren't peaceful friend
nice argument homosexual
i'm done arguing since i realized i was talking with a moron
Difference is, people actually meant it back then. It wasn't concealed in 20 layers of irony. The spiky hair and emo fads were moronic, you're absolutely correct, but no one doing it to being ironically cringe or whatever, It was a fashion choice, to "rebel" against the establishment. The Black person talk wasn't irony either, people would find it funny or ballsy and replicate it.
Everything about zoomers today is baked in irony and it's just cowardly. The hair cut is bad "ironically", they say moronic shit like the video title "ironically", they speak like Black folk "ironically".
If they would just own up to what they like I would respect them more.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Just because they say it's ironic doesn't mean they're not doing it for the same exact reasons you dressed up like a backstreet boy with spiky hair and buffalo shoes until you discovered your true self; wigger mceminem, the blackest white boy in the suburb YIIIRR BOOOIIII
Dumb kids today are not more or less genuine than you were, but they are just as dumb.
You are a zoomer who has tricked himself into thinking he is a millennial.
You're a proto-zoomer in denial.
>forget
wiggas have been getting ridiculed for years
I may have called my friends my homie but I certainly wasn't giving a flying shit about dead black people. lol In fact, it was more done in a mocking way and not in an endearing way. Never dressed like them. Didn't emulate their lack of work ethic, incompetence or entitlement. Had money in the bank by the time I was 21 because I didn't buy moronic shit (dey culcha items) constantly. All of those things are uniquely zoomer shit.
I got take out the other day and those moronic zooms put my fricking soup cups on their sides in the bag. I believed only blacks were this incompetent but it turns out when you emulate morons long enough you become one yourself.
Playing online games has become so bad thanks to the zooms that I have totally given up public lobbies. Kids were always annoying but 20 and 21 year old zooms talk like homosexual 10 year olds.
Nice blog, you really embody the '30 year old boomer' meme.
>let's goooo
I actually heard this used a lot in the FGC scene waaay before any Zoomer could probably write their own name. So it's bizarre to me to see this being labled as a Zoomer thing even though I have been hearing it for damn near 15+years.
It's an ancient expression, but zoomers use it to express excitement all the time
It's a black thing from sports. College and high school sports to express hype. It leaks onto gaming through streams, and there you go. Zoomer culture is basically black culture. Hell the reason people say "based" is a black guy
> let's fricking gooooo
Millennials say that more than zoomers. I think it's a British thing.
i'd rather be bald than look like that embarrasment.
Black person i've seen the state of some of your zoomie hairlines.
The brown skinned guy's hair line is not even that low, Asian's too. It's the whitey problem.
If you ditched the mullet when it stopped being cool I don't respect your opinion.
Mullets are back in style in Australia. Zoomers went from fades to broccoli now the mullets are back in, but with the curly hair. It's a rather natural progression if you think about it.
Fade with a short cut on top
Hair grows out, get a perm
let the back grow out keep the sides short
>Hair grows out, get a perm
This is where you lose me
perms have never looked good in all of history, it's like deciding to shave your eyebrows off or something. You do it because you lost a bet, not willingly.
>another zoomer hate thread
What's the reason for this? It seems weird to hate the younger generation, I wouldn't do it
>nordic master race
Lmfao you either look like girls or some asiatic bugmutt with tiny eyes.
Ayo holup fr fr ong no cap sheeeeeeeesh rizzy on my glizzy skibidi straight BUSSIN dub w L Blocked and ratio
Says the failure making threads on Ganker. Frick you c**t. Get raped.
what's the deal with burger zoomers and this stupid birds nest hair
Another thread full of balding MUTTlennials seething at a zoomerGOD who actually gets pussy
>zoomerGOD who actually gets pussy
*neovegana
bussin'
Why are zoomer dudes so ugly? Like most girls range from normal to hot, but guys always look like weird caricatures or just straight up ugly
>1974
>n64 controller
the only interesting thing this guy did was his 1 cent challenge across america, everything else is such clickbait slop
>literally who zoomer
>plays his zoomer games
>in a video for zoomers
>WE SEEETHE NOW!!!!
why mutts are like this?
They're not moronic, they know if they act like morons and say moronic shit, zoomers will find it ironic/funny and watch and everyone else will watch to see how moronic it is and/or comment to correct them, which generates engagement either way.
It's the same reason ads for mobile games show you people fricking up.
I was only pretending
am i fricking crazy or are there more curly haired white kids today
or is it confirmation bias idk
Tainted genes, it's over
Anon, those are perms.
They are getting perms. Its not real.
Common Core
make sure to thank ~~*Bill Gates*~~
>ITT
can someone explain to me why Jerry curls are popular again?
No originality. All they can do is repackage old trends (worse) and pretend they invented it
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! fr fr!
I am 22 and more knowledgable on retro games than almost any boomer I’ve ever talked to.
I'm somewhat of a google user myself.
It's more we can say about ourselves than most boomers and the moron in the OP. A lot of people don't feel comfortable finding all the solutions to their problems on the internet.
i can treat anyone having just pube my shit up senpai haircut seriously
What is with this stupid fricking haircut and chain necklaces? 6 out of 10 guys at my campus wear this exact look: plain t shirt, metal chain, broccoli top side faded
it’s too similar to be just a seasonal fad. Is this is what’s getting college pussy wet this era?
Same shit, different decade
They are a joke to girls, but have gaslighted themselves into thinking they are cool
girls just go for whatever is popular
because this is the current trend
how fricking moronic can you be?
This dude "LITERALLY" played 50 years of games bro thats like 50 fricking years
damn that's like 1000 days, maybe even 1100
>I swallowed 12 pounds of semen, this is what happened next
you guys are so fricked, you have 0 idea of how fricked you all are
Do you ever get bored seething about nothing
i hate seeing that moronic haircut everywhere
Processed food, tide pods, and anime
its by design.
can't post the image I actual want to because pointing out humanities dismantlement and who is off topic. by design.
>why is this generation so moronic?
less education in early years more time on internet and video games
corpo worship instilled from an early age by boomer dads who wore weyland yutani shirts without realising the irony
onset of maturity and adulthood increasingly more and more delayed as young adults are meme'd into staying in education until their 30s to keep unemployment figures low
moronic N64 controller aside, Super Mario Bros. was released in in 1985. Nintendo was barely starting to experiment with light gun/arcade games in 1974
>I'm just pretending to be moronic!
is there a lowest form of self-amusement?
If you never used a phone like this don't reply to me, kiddo