Why is this the best remaster of all time?

Why is this the best remaster of all time?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >butchers the controls/physics of the original
    >still capped to 30 fps at launch
    no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      game engine fault.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't OP played Bionic Commando Rearmed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More of a remake.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good, but this is better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these 2 and kirby superstar ultra

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a remaster

      Neither is this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed OP just meant remake.
        remasters are just editing assets of the original project.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Better graphics, better gameplay, better music

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it isn't because it gimped crash 2 which is the best game of the original trilogy. still, the remake of 1 was really nice simply because collecting the gems doesn't requires extreme autism anymore.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i still think that game looked like fricking ass

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't though. Anons have posted some detail issues with it like when he teleports in.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not, but I think it's overhated. There's some good to be found in it, even if it's not very faithful or inventive. The cutscenes are decent, with the exception of Crash 2 for the most part just not being lit properly at all.

    If you ever get tired of the originals, these essentially control nothing like them, so that helps uh... make it feel like a different game than what it is. Makes you appreciate the originals more rather than retroactively ruining, which a lot of remakes end up doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not very faithful
      By modern remake standards it's THE most faithful.

      this industry is full of egotistical and incompetent homosexuals who get put on these remake projects and make ugly passionless garbage that doesn't even resemble the original game. like toys for bob.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cutscenes are flat out worse.
      Look at any of the boss intros in 3 side by side and see how much lower quality the animations are in the remaster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you have nostalgia goggles and are too forgiving on the original crash.
        the primitive way papu papu moves in his intro for example is stiff and objectively badly animated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're ignoring the point where I said Crash 3 and not 1 you dumb homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh right. something happened in 3, shit looks rushed.
            look at the way cortex throws mines in his boss fight. there's meant to be a smooth animation but in the remake he just does a throwing motion and a mine instance is spawned in front of him with no animation.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, same with the motorbike levels where the game flat out skips a frame when you go over a jump. The cutscene direction in general I feel is worse, and let's not even start with the Nitros in 2.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnating the whole Nitro Squad.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wrong picture, my guy.
    be mad at character redesigns all you want, it did a damn good job at recapturing the soul and art of the originals, without fricking up the controls/gameplay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally none of that is true.
      they got everything wrong. the controls & physics are 100% wrong for every mechanic and feel cheap. the way the charge has no power behind it any more and just comes to an awkward stop is so wrong.
      the colour pallets and materials in every level are wrong.

      this is the prime example of a bad remake and literally the origin of soulless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right looks way too muted and boring. I'll take left's Fortnite saturation any day over right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          enjoy your piss yellow tint and bad skyboxes.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The music is pretty bad

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3 games for 40 bucks

    Yep, Im thinking its kino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so much fricking harder than the originals?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They legit fricked up the platforming by replacing defined, right-angle based collision boxes with rounded edge ovals, so you would 'slip' off platforms even if looked like you made the jump.
      Which is fricking moronic when your game is literally a platformer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well that fricking sucks

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because of Vicarious Visions. Their THPS remakes were also really good. I'm sad they're gone.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    (OP) #
    I fricking love crash bandicoot & this game but even I can name a few better ones.

    If I had to pick in terms of "amount improved over original", I'd go HGSS because the graphics were a straight upgrade, there wasn't really anything done worse then the original, & the amount of additional content added in is insane. RPG's in general had really good remakes up until the 8th generation.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FINALLY
    Op agreed,its literally perfect,its the ONLY good remake ever

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would not call it the best, but it's very good.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >remaster
    It's remake

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many games does this include again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there just no fricking talent in the animation industry anymore?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the definitive way to play Crash 1. Having to complete a level without dying just to get a gem is a stupid idea.

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