Why is this thq nordic souless slop way more popular than Returnal?

Why is this thq nordic souless slop way more popular than Returnal?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are these game comparable?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      feel the same to me

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dark souls with guns
    vs
    >middle age woman bullet hell
    That's a real head scratcher right there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so remant2 is good cuz muh dark souls kinorino and returnal is bad cuz woman bad

      Thanks. This board is fricking moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, cause it's obvious whats going to sell.
        I mean, you think someone is going to look at this cover and want to buy it lol. You can call them moronic all you want, but the devs were equally moronic with the design.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, good gameplay > bad gameplay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Returnal is the first game of its IP. Remnant 2 is the second game of its IP. As someone who shilled both, remnant 1 is the better game because its co-op is fun and worthwhile. Returnal is one of those games like FF13 or Dark Souls 2, that will never be given a chance because of autistic hangups both on the creator's end and the gamer's end.
    >FF13 shoves its open world into the very end of the game and the rest of the game is a linear hallway,
    >Dark Souls 2 has a lot of build autism, but with awful graphics and controls
    >Returnal has shmup and roguelike dna with awesome voice acting, but with an unseeably ugly female protagonist

    Remnant 1's autism is saved by not having the shitty parts be entirely off-putting. Remnant 2 appeals to older fans, who already expect bullshit like infinite respawning enemies and bosses that spam adds and bullshit AoE attacks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly female protagonist
      It will never be not amusing how much anons don't go outside

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so remant2 is good cuz muh dark souls kinorino and returnal is bad cuz woman bad

        Thanks. This board is fricking moronic

        Shut up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remnant 1's autism is saved by not having the shitty parts be entirely off-putting.
      If I didn't have a friend explain nightmares gimmick to me I would've instantly dropped the game.
      Also locking content behind rng events is incredibly aggravating.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically, the final boss this time around is yet another aggravating shitfest, but at least it's not a gimmick fight.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Venom is harder than the actual final boss

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In remnant, you can play it and get everything you need and beat it.

      In returnal, you have a 10% chance of getting what you need, so you need to replay the game 10 times, then get a fake ending, then do it again, then get another fake ending, then do it again. 30 pointless playthroughs of walking around an empty house real slow. Rooms are on a timer and both good and bad pickups are the same color. Every item is a tradeoff instead of items just being useful.

      Games are supposed to be fun, not tedious. Roguelikes are a cancer on gaming

      Because returnal is 70$ roguelike
      Sony must be smoking crack

      All these replies, but not a single 1 has the correct answer. Let me give everyone here the correct answer. The answer is: PC. That's all there is to it. These "little" games with not as much marketing behind them, can only truly become viral and gain a lot of hype when it's released on the PC. It is the most dominant platform after all. Just how many of these smaller (indie) games on Steam blew up the past couple of years? You have BattleBit (most recent example), you have V Rising, Phasmophobia, Valheim and more. When does this ever happen on a console game?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le old white fart line is ok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people really get triggered by a character that become irrelevant
      Sad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her inclusion and dialogue just stick out like a sore thumb. Probably the most blatant and lazy example of ticking the ESG boxes I've ever seen. Yeah, there's a strong black woman speaking in quippy jive, who has saved (You)r (presumably white and male going by playerbase) character's life several times so you know she's a girlboss, and she's not very attractive, and makes the same vaguely anti-white statement twice even though it couldn't be less relevant. And then, immediately after the tutorial, she just becomes a largely irrelevant vendor for the rest of the game.
        It's like they were given a checklist of what politically correct elements absolutely had to be included, shoved them all into one character, and ditched it as quickly as humanly possible.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shove her front and center into the tutorial to get their easy Blackrock money and then discard her immediately after
          Pretty funny honestly.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            kwab

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >corporate mandated nignog you have to interact with once and never again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you actually get mad because of things like that? It all just seems inconsequential. A lot of hate on this site is manufactured like "Did you hear this??" Or "oh ma God there's a woman". Its all the fricking same repeats day in and day out. Sometimes I think that it's all one big psy-op to ruin this board.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People aren't mad about any one single instance, it's all pattern recognition. It's just yet another game where the same shit is included for absolutely no reason. If you pay attention to media releases and aren't an NPC, you start noticing the patterns, after a while you start suspecting an agenda, and eventually you get angry about what the agenda implies.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You let that shit get you angry?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more of a tired, resigned sigh at this point.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I keep seeing this ESG shit and only /misc/ rats are the type to try to bring stuff up like this, same with safe horny morons

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In remnant, you can play it and get everything you need and beat it.

    In returnal, you have a 10% chance of getting what you need, so you need to replay the game 10 times, then get a fake ending, then do it again, then get another fake ending, then do it again. 30 pointless playthroughs of walking around an empty house real slow. Rooms are on a timer and both good and bad pickups are the same color. Every item is a tradeoff instead of items just being useful.

    Games are supposed to be fun, not tedious. Roguelikes are a cancer on gaming

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because returnal is 70$ roguelike
    Sony must be smoking crack

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    such a blunder they didn’t put this on Gamepass Day One, the amount of money they would have made

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you keep posting this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you in every Remnant thread replying to the only sensible poster, they should have taken the Gamepass money and made bank

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Returnal was ugly trash on a system that nobody could get

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