I'm so glad season 2 came and went without any sort of a hype. I lowered my expectations for season 1 and it was still atrocious. Cavill as Geralt was a good casting, but literally everything else top to bottom was horrible.
its the frickin reverse , its an rpg that pretend to have good action gameplay
the dodge button = invincibility for a second and gap closer at the same time
the big dodge (spacebar jump) is the same but eat energy for bigger gap closer and ability to dodge "golem" aoe
fast atack to spam lock mobs
strong atack to 1 hit 1 dodge every boss/monster
5 spels and even with sign build you use 3
"GAMEPLAY" that is too ez even on death march once you realise its hit and dodge,, only in second playthru years later now that i played other good rpgs /combat action i realised it
still mastercrafted quests/ world building/ music /expanded lore that cary the title
at least in witcher 1 i could die
It is still unmatched in terms of characters and writing in an open-world RPG. Also it has a very healthy modding community (it's the most popular non-bethesda game on nexusmods).
Nah, it was all shit. >Made Radovid into a low IQ monkey who makes cringy monologues about chess pieces >Dijkstra suddenly betrays you for no reason >Line of succession? What dat? Nevermind that TW2 spend an entire chapter on that issues alone
Yea, I stopped playing Witcher 3 around that time. The writing really felt like it started to fall off a cliff after the Baron. Skellige's end arc, Radovid becoming schizo when he was rational and intelligent in both W1/2.
Dijkstra, who based on your choices, could have his leg fricked TWICE by Geralt decides to invite him to a victory feast without knowing 100% if he would go along with betraying Roache. On top of that, when his plan does go wrong he picks up an axe to fight fricking Geralt in melee- complete fricking butchery of his character.
Witcher 3 was disappointing to me after playing through 1 and 2. Everyone sucks its wiener because the book and "ugh, fantasy politics are garbage" but it completely dropped the ball on all the interesting characters and conflicts that Witcher 2 set it up for. They didn't even bring Iorweth back. It was a fine enough game, but the fact it got two large-scale story expansions and it didn't conclude any of the loose threads of W2 is fricking bullshit.
let me guess, roasties will cry and scream that this somehow increases rape statitics or something because they can't handle the fact that their entire worth in society is based on sex.
Yep. The small size would make it much easier to clean. Just hold it upside down and flood the cavity until you no longer see cum particles. Finger it with soap and flood it until clear.
Yes. There's a skeleton underneath the skin. No idea what the actual construction is like but I imagine it's similar to a stop motion armature.
Or just a scaled up Phicen figure with holes to frick.
>experts say
I can virtually guarantee these experts also think hardcore pornography is just a safe outlet for curious teenagers and women having sex with hundreds of partners before marriage is a normal, healthy way of exploring yourself and enjoying your youth before settling down and not see the blatant contradiction.
There isn't nearly enough actual research done by actual researchers into the psychological effects of this stuff. It could be as people say in that it encourages deviant behavior by allowing people to indulge in a surrogate that resembles women, or it could do the exact opposite and make the world safer by providing a safe outlet for people with screwed up minds. I take my anger out on a punching bag instead of arguing or being aggressive with people for example and on a surface level this kind of thing feels similar, though again I have no idea if that's true and I don't think they do either.
>There isn't nearly enough actual research done by actual researchers into the psychological effects of this stuff. It could be as people say in that it encourages deviant behavior by allowing people to indulge in a surrogate that resembles women, or it could do the exact opposite and make the world safer by providing a safe outlet for people with screwed up minds. I take my anger out on a punching bag instead of arguing or being aggressive with people for example and on a surface level this kind of thing feels similar, though again I have no idea if that's true and I don't think they do either.
The secret is it doesn't effect anyone psychologically. Women are just fricking annoying as hell even when you get sex.
its made for normies. its like a movie and its gameplay and gameplay loop is absolutely braindead so its appealing to them. also good for virgins since they get to self insert fricking bawds.
Why do the faces on sex dolls always look so bad except with specific lighting or digital editing?
They're like 2-3 grand, why do their faces look so uncanny valley? Wax and marble sculptures don't have that issue, what is it with silicone that fricks them up?
I'm not. I will never stop being one. I need a loving devoted android wife who is programmed to love me and only me. Sucks I'll die long before that is a reality.
because it's good
>168 cm
nice
>2.5k $
does that include the costume?
yes. they come with the clothing. i'd buy a triss or scarlet one in a heartbeat
Here is your Triss, bro. Have fun.
Yeah I'm just gonna pretend like this show never happened.
That show went absolutely fricking nowhere.
Wait. Are you for real is this bait? Did they really do that in the TV show?
Yes, and this is Fringilla Vigo.
ok but take that shit to
Wrong board
Its a netlfix. every pairing must be interracial
Friendly reminder that shit lore cant enter your brain without your permission
I'm so glad season 2 came and went without any sort of a hype. I lowered my expectations for season 1 and it was still atrocious. Cavill as Geralt was a good casting, but literally everything else top to bottom was horrible.
Ciri was decent until she bogged herself
Please tell me it also includes a wiener...
no but you can contact them and ask to pay extra for that option
It's a action adventure game masquerading as an RPG. So the perfect normiecore game.
its the frickin reverse , its an rpg that pretend to have good action gameplay
the dodge button = invincibility for a second and gap closer at the same time
the big dodge (spacebar jump) is the same but eat energy for bigger gap closer and ability to dodge "golem" aoe
fast atack to spam lock mobs
strong atack to 1 hit 1 dodge every boss/monster
5 spels and even with sign build you use 3
"GAMEPLAY" that is too ez even on death march once you realise its hit and dodge,, only in second playthru years later now that i played other good rpgs /combat action i realised it
still mastercrafted quests/ world building/ music /expanded lore that cary the title
at least in witcher 1 i could die
It is still unmatched in terms of characters and writing in an open-world RPG. Also it has a very healthy modding community (it's the most popular non-bethesda game on nexusmods).
>It is still unmatched in terms of characters and writing
It's unmatched when it comes to character assassination
Yeah, his assassination quest was pretty neat, it was fun fighting on the bridge. It kind of fell apart after he died, though.
Nah, it was all shit.
>Made Radovid into a low IQ monkey who makes cringy monologues about chess pieces
>Dijkstra suddenly betrays you for no reason
>Line of succession? What dat? Nevermind that TW2 spend an entire chapter on that issues alone
Yea, I stopped playing Witcher 3 around that time. The writing really felt like it started to fall off a cliff after the Baron. Skellige's end arc, Radovid becoming schizo when he was rational and intelligent in both W1/2.
Dijkstra, who based on your choices, could have his leg fricked TWICE by Geralt decides to invite him to a victory feast without knowing 100% if he would go along with betraying Roache. On top of that, when his plan does go wrong he picks up an axe to fight fricking Geralt in melee- complete fricking butchery of his character.
Witcher 3 was disappointing to me after playing through 1 and 2. Everyone sucks its wiener because the book and "ugh, fantasy politics are garbage" but it completely dropped the ball on all the interesting characters and conflicts that Witcher 2 set it up for. They didn't even bring Iorweth back. It was a fine enough game, but the fact it got two large-scale story expansions and it didn't conclude any of the loose threads of W2 is fricking bullshit.
>unmatched in terms of characters and writing in an open-world RPG
be gone troony avatar gay. your kind is disgusting
I would try them just for the fun of it but not for that price
Also they are all slightly taller than me
How is this allowed? Wouldn't this violate some sort of IP law?
There are no IP laws in china
because it was the last western game with attractive women
Julianna is cute. CUTE!
why are americans so obsessed with Black folk?
Because liberals and israelites have found them useful pawns to attack conservatives with.
Cope.
Julianna is cute as frick and Deathloop has MULTIPLE sexy and cute women in it.
>t.ranny
Horrid bait. You are not going to have a (You), SORRY!! (Not)
>Manoid
>Neguinha
Nah bro I'm sweet
pink hair one looks cute enough
I miss her
>someday Ciri sex androids will be a thing
I will be an decrepit old man or dead before that happens.
Feels bad man.
let me guess, roasties will cry and scream that this somehow increases rape statitics or something because they can't handle the fact that their entire worth in society is based on sex.
>ellie
where is sarah?
What game girl doll would you order?
Haruka from Yakuza
Ciri, Yennefer, Triss.
Nu-Jill
Liara
Probably every female character from Overwatch even though I've never played it and never will
>Nu-Jill
Only if there was an optional dirty skin variant
for your dog, right?
I don't even think you could trick a dog with a sex doll but I'm sure it'd be shitpost worthy oc.
Yes, dogs would never be tricked by a sex doll.
What about a sex android?
horses would though
If you can trick a horse into fricking an onahole you can trick a dog into fricking a sex doll for (you)s on Ganker.
Oh yeah, dogs will hump pillows and plushies. Of course they'd frick a doll. Them finding the hole is probably their biggest challenge though.
>Assumi doll only available used
>seller is the local SPCA
>aquire assumi doll + wolf fursuit
>????
>dick is extremely sore for weeks
I now have a new life goal
It would be a miracle if she made it to your front door untouched.
I would order in a heartbeat
Can you not? Just fapped like an hour ago.
Pff, casual
The posts you replied to were posted before an hour ago though.
You know she would look like an alien in 3D, right?
>she would look like [HEADCANON]
cope femoid, your days are numbered
My wife
My daughter
Built for incest
Built for shotas.
Built for Coach
Did someone say Coach?
Midna
Yep. The small size would make it much easier to clean. Just hold it upside down and flood the cavity until you no longer see cum particles. Finger it with soap and flood it until clear.
Vanille
good taste
>You're not allowed to speak to a woman let alone date one or have a family
>But here you can frick a plastic toy of your childhood cartoon crush
If you want to view paradise
Because Geraldo del Rivero
WHY ARE SEX DOLLS SO FRICKING EXPENSIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But it's only got 14k players right now and that's with the sales going on right now.
They got exploration right.
why bother with western shit when literally every random average anime girl looks 5 times better than any western produced game character
why do they always get the face wrong?
how the frick do you pose these?
i don't see any joints. did they manage to somehow make them hidden under the layer of fake skin?
Yes. There's a skeleton underneath the skin. No idea what the actual construction is like but I imagine it's similar to a stop motion armature.
Or just a scaled up Phicen figure with holes to frick.
how the frick do you clean it after.. you know
After what?
meatball sub mondays
It's usually a removable sleeve that you just hand wash with warm soapy water.
Otherwise, just towel down the exterior with the same solution.
Good gameplay and characters makes a game popular
Porn of said game keeps a game popular forever
-Coomfucious
I want to own one just to pose and dress up. Fricking silicone is not ideal for me.
The Witcher 3 has one of the most boring combats I've ever seen. Literally unplayable.
uh bros?
https://nypost.com/2018/03/16/the-chilling-link-between-psychopaths-and-sex-dolls/
no wonder he got all gays back to his house even when being an unhinged creep, dudes a straight up chad
imagine the damage he could've done today with grinder 🙁
>the sun
might as well post the onion.
>experts say
I can virtually guarantee these experts also think hardcore pornography is just a safe outlet for curious teenagers and women having sex with hundreds of partners before marriage is a normal, healthy way of exploring yourself and enjoying your youth before settling down and not see the blatant contradiction.
There isn't nearly enough actual research done by actual researchers into the psychological effects of this stuff. It could be as people say in that it encourages deviant behavior by allowing people to indulge in a surrogate that resembles women, or it could do the exact opposite and make the world safer by providing a safe outlet for people with screwed up minds. I take my anger out on a punching bag instead of arguing or being aggressive with people for example and on a surface level this kind of thing feels similar, though again I have no idea if that's true and I don't think they do either.
>There isn't nearly enough actual research done by actual researchers into the psychological effects of this stuff. It could be as people say in that it encourages deviant behavior by allowing people to indulge in a surrogate that resembles women, or it could do the exact opposite and make the world safer by providing a safe outlet for people with screwed up minds. I take my anger out on a punching bag instead of arguing or being aggressive with people for example and on a surface level this kind of thing feels similar, though again I have no idea if that's true and I don't think they do either.
The secret is it doesn't effect anyone psychologically. Women are just fricking annoying as hell even when you get sex.
it's just a woman moment
i guarantee you 100% that articles mention before will become norm once sex dolls actually get popular
Because it really is one of the best games of all time
its made for normies. its like a movie and its gameplay and gameplay loop is absolutely braindead so its appealing to them. also good for virgins since they get to self insert fricking bawds.
Cause its really good
These dolls can't hug you like a real woman can
Okay well this doll looks cute enough that I can live without hugs
yo, bro as if you ever got hugged??? fr?
No real woman would ever hug me.
Its a pretty casual game with pretty graphics and set in fantasy land like Skyrim which is another action openworld game loved by the casuals masses.
Why do the faces on sex dolls always look so bad except with specific lighting or digital editing?
They're like 2-3 grand, why do their faces look so uncanny valley? Wax and marble sculptures don't have that issue, what is it with silicone that fricks them up?
Ciri doll would be peachy but her face is a carbon copy of my sister's, I could never frick that doll.
can I frick your sister?
no, she already has a partner
Hot
It's the last western rpg with manly main character.
honestly? it was the new target audience's skyrim
Is there a futa option yet?
Im so tired of being a coomer...
I'm not. I will never stop being one. I need a loving devoted android wife who is programmed to love me and only me. Sucks I'll die long before that is a reality.
The neck looks fricking awful on these since head is detachable.
Tried an escort. It's OK. Kind of annoying sometimes. Still like the human contact but I could totally see myself opting for the doll half the time.