>bro it doesn't even matter xD nothing matters, jsut turn your brain off, sit down, be humble and be thankful you get to buy the thing and then buy more things, I LOVE buying things and owning things and being part of the thing owners community and talking about how I own a thing
>bro it doesn't even matter xD nothing matters, jsut turn your brain off, sit down, be humble and be thankful you get to buy the thing and then buy more things, I LOVE buying things and owning things and being part of the thing owners community and talking about how I own a thing
>Goombrat >Goombud?
Are you moronic? This is an obvious case of lazy translation where they could’ve called a different species of Goomba “Galoombrat” to match the pattern.
I disagree.
Goombrat should be renamed Goomseed. >But i doesn't keep the 2x2
no but it at least keeps the 1x2 of the turning on ledges consistent and that alone would be an improvement.
The official lore for Goombas is that they were mushrooms who rebelled against Princess Peach.
It seems that their likeness got corrupted and they became brown and ugly then.
The natural order or the magic of the Mushroom Kingdom made them horrific and deformed (and brown) when they decided to abandon the side of the light and embraced darkness.
They are not a native race, they are a tortured, mutated, twisted version of a different race (the mushroom). They're much like the Orcs in the Lord of the Rings
It shows that even when their loyalty comes back, they can never go back to normal, they are forever tainted by the sin of betrayal, as a people.
They are a cursed race.
If it bothers you so much, don't buy their game.
In fact, stop buying any game made by nintendy. Even better, apply this same scrutinous buying pattern to all video games. Only buy games made by devs who put in the bare minimum effort.
>your personal version of Link.
you don't have a personal version of Link, Link is a defined character. Your entire reasoning as to why it's good is exactly why it's actually BAD.
why do you think he's called LINK lol
anyways jerking (You) off is literally the norm in all english game text, it's proven to have an ego and sales boosting psychological effect
localizers get bonuses for this shit lmao
>why do you think he's called LINK lol
Because he is a link between the player and the game. He's not (LITERALLY YOU), he's not a self insert, he is a defined character who has a past, present and future.
ain't how it works in the only side of the world that matters buddy 😉
just remember your awesome too!!
10 months ago
Anonymous
That is how it works, that is always how it has worked and is always how it will work. Enjoy seething that you'll never get a female Link, because Link isn't your self insert.
Sometimes they ARE faithful though. I always thought it was weird that it went Mario > Wario and then Luigi > Waluigi. I figured why not Wuigi ("wee-gee")? Apparently it's the "wa" that denotes the evil or something. I still wish it was Wuigi.
They should've just kept it as kuribo, frick localizers >noooooo americans wont buy it if we keep that name we have to change it to "goomba"!!!!!!! thats better and will increase sales because... it just will okay?!?!?
How do game translations affect you personally?
Galoombrat representation is important.
If you don't think so you're a fricking moron and you deserve to die
Not an argument. Seethe forever.
you will never be an individual you will always be a part of an evil hivemind hellbent on the destruction of humanity
not everything is a debate moron
>bro it doesn't even matter xD nothing matters, jsut turn your brain off, sit down, be humble and be thankful you get to buy the thing and then buy more things, I LOVE buying things and owning things and being part of the thing owners community and talking about how I own a thing
People (who post on this board) actually think like this, just terrifying. And American.
Good goy
I'm the "good goy" for not participating in consoomerism?
people like you shouldn't have human rights
you are not a person, you are a soulless automaton incapable of emotion
I hate marxists like you
Because sometimes I play video games and sometimes the translators' fanfic annoys me.
>Ganker - video games
>lmao why do you care about video games
Why do you post on Ganker - video games
Why does OP's post affect you personally?
Just ignore the thread moron
i have never heard anyone call any goomba a goombrat, i think you should lose your posting privileges for 30 minutes
Only autistic morons give a shit about stuff like this. Get a life and stop whining about inconsequential things like this.
where do you think you are
If it's inconsequential then why are you so afraid of losing your job from people complaining and the rise of AI bastardizer?
>If it's inconsequential then why [strawman]
bro tendies are something else lmao
mario has an italian localization?
i always played in english
You missed out on the greatest name of all time: Strutzi
Goombud isn’t even that bad of an enemy name, what are you sperging about?
>Goombrat
>Goombud?
Are you moronic? This is an obvious case of lazy translation where they could’ve called a different species of Goomba “Galoombrat” to match the pattern.
>why most of the translations are always shit?
esl moron
I disagree.
Goombrat should be renamed Goomseed.
>But i doesn't keep the 2x2
no but it at least keeps the 1x2 of the turning on ledges consistent and that alone would be an improvement.
Name it Goonseed
like the stains on my bedroom floor
So, are they all sub species of goomba's? Do they all share a common ancestor? What about Octoomba?
The official lore for Goombas is that they were mushrooms who rebelled against Princess Peach.
It seems that their likeness got corrupted and they became brown and ugly then.
The natural order or the magic of the Mushroom Kingdom made them horrific and deformed (and brown) when they decided to abandon the side of the light and embraced darkness.
They are not a native race, they are a tortured, mutated, twisted version of a different race (the mushroom). They're much like the Orcs in the Lord of the Rings
They were always brown, they just reduced themselves into seething nuggets of hate after Peach said Black person as a joke one time.
The first incel
What about the friendly npc ones in Paper Mario?
It shows that even when their loyalty comes back, they can never go back to normal, they are forever tainted by the sin of betrayal, as a people.
They are a cursed race.
soul
>hello my name is Walks Off Ledges Dies When Stomped On
The Japanese language is dumb.
Wait, the SMW goomba isn't really a goomba? It all makes sense now
If it bothers you so much, don't buy their game.
In fact, stop buying any game made by nintendy. Even better, apply this same scrutinous buying pattern to all video games. Only buy games made by devs who put in the bare minimum effort.
Damn brat
coombrat
needs correction
DO NOT STOMP ON HIM
>why x are x?
English lessons francisco
Because localizers are never held accountable
Top's better and doesn't force a personality onto your personal version of Link.
Continue seething.
>your personal version of Link.
you don't have a personal version of Link, Link is a defined character. Your entire reasoning as to why it's good is exactly why it's actually BAD.
why do you think he's called LINK lol
anyways jerking (You) off is literally the norm in all english game text, it's proven to have an ego and sales boosting psychological effect
localizers get bonuses for this shit lmao
>why do you think he's called LINK lol
Because he is a link between the player and the game. He's not (LITERALLY YOU), he's not a self insert, he is a defined character who has a past, present and future.
ain't how it works in the only side of the world that matters buddy 😉
just remember your awesome too!!
That is how it works, that is always how it has worked and is always how it will work. Enjoy seething that you'll never get a female Link, because Link isn't your self insert.
>was told to keep seething
>actually does
absolute madlad
>different IP on each post
are you moronic
>he keeps doing it
calm down before you pop a blood vessel, sport.
>u mad
>u mad
almost 20 years of this shit, man, you homosexuals are unoriginal
Dumb esl poster
They're all just goombas with slight design variances and anything else is moronic
Japanese is weird so in order to make it make sense you are kinda forced to take creative liberties to make sure it's not robotic and booring.
Dont care. The shoes tell you that too.
English is a shit language.
Coombrat ToT
Sometimes they ARE faithful though. I always thought it was weird that it went Mario > Wario and then Luigi > Waluigi. I figured why not Wuigi ("wee-gee")? Apparently it's the "wa" that denotes the evil or something. I still wish it was Wuigi.
I dont even know what the two on the right are from.
They should've just kept it as kuribo, frick localizers
>noooooo americans wont buy it if we keep that name we have to change it to "goomba"!!!!!!! thats better and will increase sales because... it just will okay?!?!?
Frick no, kuribo pisses me off, they’re mushrooms, not chestnuts
If we care about naming consistency shouldn’t Waluigi’s name be Wuigi?
Wario and Waluigi are plays on the word warui. So War(u)io and Waruigi.
It should be Γuigi (Guigi) or maybe Tuigi with the right font where the "T" looks like an upside down "L" with a noticeable serif
never forget what they've took from you