Why the double standards?

>first anthro starter of the series
>it becomes the most popular
>it inspires GF to do endless anthro starters from then on out
>and yet, for all the anthro hate, Blaziken gets zero of the hate for it

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like egyptian god bird

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a masterpiece of creature design after all

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoenn privilege…

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the other two would sell lots of merch if this was true. currently we are in the hoenn era, and it will likely end in 5 years when sinnoh kids which started with diaper take over.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Blaziken is based on over half a dozen things all executed so subtly and aesthetically that nitwits think it's just a man in a chicken suit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's called a troony in a chicken suit because it literally looks like one?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        to nitwits such as yourself, incapable of naming more than 4 or so elements of its design

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I read bulbapedia and I am now an expert
          have a nice day

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hated it when the games were first released but at least fighting types were generally humanoid. Same with lucario. Cant say the same about the later abominations.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate requires caring, and I don't think that anybody cares about Blaziken anymore other than hardcore Hoenngays or fans of 2000s Bittenhard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably correct. The hate makes stuff popular and makes people be contrarian and get invested in defending for the sake of getting attention. Nobody wants blaziken to be more popular, so they dropped the hate because being ignored is a worse fate than being hated.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    thing i grew up with good
    thing I didnt grew up with bad

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always hated Blaziken. Completely ruins the torchic line and it looks more like a digimon reject.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire starters have always been lame past gen 1 because they keep trying to strike gold like they did with Charizard but they keep failing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blaziken is a much better design than Charizard

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up hoenn baby
        sinnoh fetuses claim the same about infernape

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blaziken is quite a bit deeper still than even Infernape
          Charizard is just a fat upright western dragon
          Kanto design philosophy was more flawed

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even the best Hoenn starter. It's design is noisy and all over the place.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noisy
          no such thing
          this is a cope for defending simplistic designs with little to no depth and range

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s because Hoenn has the best all-around starter trio. None of them are particularly ugly or bad like, say, Meganium, or Samurott, or Delphox

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blaziken is ugly. Sceptile also looks fat and dumb

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Blaziken is ugly.
              that's not what the polls say, boorish contrarian

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MUH REDDIT POLLS

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't look up the pokemon day poll

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too human looking and trying too hard to be cool. Goes against Tajiri's vision

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          tajiri's vision was mr. mime and hitmonchan silly homie

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mr Mime and Hitmonchan are goofy looking and not trying hard to be cool. Blaziken is also more human looking

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mr Mime and Hitmonchan are goofy looking
              and are consequently unpopular and no one's favorites
              >Blaziken is also more human looking
              blatant denialism and cope

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fighting type
          >too human looking
          ummm moron-kun?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah all of those are more monstrous than Blaziken. Machoke especially looks like a mutant reptile.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Blaziken looks like a mutant bird. What's your point?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a guy in a chicken suit

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Machoke is a guy in a lizard suit. What's your point?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                his point is he's a moron

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean a guy in a lizard mask? Because his face is the only “lizard”-like part about him? Meanwhile, Blaziken has a chicken face, a rooster crown, and straight-up bird hands

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So now you think Blaziken is less humanoid than Machoke? Make up your mind.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eeeh... hitmonchan, not so much. That's just a guy in a skirt.
              Though, being compared to the literal worst gen 1 design is a pretty bad starting point to begin with.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >100% Male
                >Wears a skirt

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >100% Male
                >Wears a skirt

                Maybe they're meant to be boxing shorts?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, because Poliwhirl and Poliwrath, Jynx, Golduck, Machamp, and Hypno don't also exist

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Matter of taste, but I really only think Jynx and Machamp are in competition with Hitmonchan for worst Gen 1 design.
                And at least their both weird enough to be unsettling. Hitmonchan is the original dude in a costume pokemon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This art makes Hitmonchan look like some weird arthropod monster, with the segmented arms there, like a carapace. Almost makes me think he's Bug-type here.

            Eeeh... hitmonchan, not so much. That's just a guy in a skirt.
            Though, being compared to the literal worst gen 1 design is a pretty bad starting point to begin with.

            This art makes Hitmonchan look like a toga-wearing boxing monster, what he's intended to look like.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fire starters have always been lame past gen 1 because they keep trying to strike gold like they did with Charizard but they keep failing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't even @ properly
        fricking moron.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct.
      Typlosion was an excellent starter until Gen 6, and then it became among the worst starters with it's 3D model.
      But Blaziken, Infernape, Emboar, Delphox, Incineroar, Cinderace, and Skeledirge? All garbage tier. It's hard to even pick a 3rd best... it might honestly be Emboar or Skeledirge, we're working at the low of a bar here.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dumb fake typhlosion fan posts again

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb
          >typhlosion fan
          redundant

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some of us know how typhlosion should look like and don't pretend the fire and the 3d models are "le ruined", also nice try, chairzard.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t became among the worst starters with it's 3D model.
        The only problem was that its flame wasn't on during battle and that was fixed it in SV.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, look at that, you're right. Nearly a decade and they finally fixed up Typlosion.
          Looks like we got a 2nd good fire starter again.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fake fan can't even write typhlosion name correctly

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down dude. It’s just a Typosion

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because It look good unlike all the furshit from gen 5 and up.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charizard>Blaziken>Incineroar>Typhlosion>Cinderace>Infernape>Delphox>Skeledirge

    [...]

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaziken is just fire Quaquaval

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it strange how nearly every fire starter gets flack except Blaziken?
    >Charizard gets hate for being shilled
    >Typhlosion gets hate for being simple
    >Infernape gets hate for being a monkey
    >Everyone else is hated due to job, bipedalism, and/or general design overall
    >Meanwhile, everyone worships Blaziken
    Pretty suspicious, if you ask me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't it strange how nearly every fire starter gets flack except Blaziken?
      no, because it's obviously the best designed one with
      >the most thought put into it (although maybe now the crocodile has it beat)
      >the most aesthetically pleasing execution, coolness and complexity all things considered
      >the most originality and the herald/pioneer of a new and more valuable design philosophy for the series
      it was first, and it was best

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blazicucks are more delusional than zardgays lmao holy shit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          now type that again with the 'typhosion259.jpg' attached

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Infernape gets hate for being a monkey
      it's almost certainly not that
      it's not as complex as Blaziken, not as conceptually accessible / translatable as Blaziken, not as original as Blaziken
      Infernape has always been a darling of Timmies because it's the conventionally cool sinnoh starter and aptly minmaxed for competitive viability
      But outside of nostalgia and set side to side by Blaziken, it just doesn't measure up; plus, perhaps, wasn't shilled enough, but that may also have been a consequence of being recognizably less worthy of shilling

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        > wasn't shilled enough
        Whatever Infernape’s issue was it wasn’t lack of Shilling. It was has entire arch in the Sinnoh anime and had more spotlight than Pikachu much of time.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          getting anime screentime in your debut series is the bare minimum

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But outside of nostalgia and set side to side by Blaziken, it just doesn't measure up
        the fricking irony of this statement

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know dude, pizza is good and all but if you eat it three times a day you'd get to hate it pretty fast

    (Sorry for all the americans that probably can't get what I'm talking about since they actually do that kind of stuff)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marunn che cazzo stai a dì? la pizza si magna ogni giorno!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >food analogy

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's sexy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, may.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's a cool looking kickman (chicken)

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a double standard. There's a big difference between anthro and furbait.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      delusion

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaziken actually looks cool

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLAZIKEN IN SMASH

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Blaziken gets girls horny for some reason

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoennbabs are unable to handle criticism at all

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    People hated Blaziken back then, it's justhe is old now, same it's happening to gen 5 starters

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems /vp/ has gone insane

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birds have two legs so its ok.
    The fact it lacks legs while also having birdlike hands also helps.
    Same with rillaboom. Its an ape so its ok

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lacks feet, not legs

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lacks feet
        You're blind.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has chicken talons, not human feet.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      blaziken is wearing pants has not legs, garudamon ha legs

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    a hoenngay behind every shitpost

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i always hated this furry garbage like all the others. im guessing its because its old+it looks handsome/more unique/cool if you like furries.

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