Why the FRICK is this allowed? I can find dozens of metroidvanias on Steam that look and play much be...

Why the FRICK is this allowed? I can find dozens of metroidvanias on Steam that look and play much better than Dread and none are over $20

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    really upset Switch is winning the generation, huh?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even think you believe that anon

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        most sold hardware, most sold software, highest rated games, eternal seething threads of people screaming about them. How else would you define winning?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      PC wins every generation. Lmao @ fricking delusional tendies

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hollow Knight is on Switch tho???

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brevity is the soul of wit

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >seething thread #10
    Keep crying Black person

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >4k textures
    supreme bait

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people pay $50 for a nice steak dinner when they can get a big Mac meal for $5?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >food analogy

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >steak dinner
      >on the switch
      literally tablescraps

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic considering Nintendo is the big international IP that everyone recognizes like Mcdonalds

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but Dread is a shitburger while HK is a nice steak dinner

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I can find dozens of metroidvanias on Steam that look and play much better than Dread and none are over $20
    probably more than that. nintentots will flock to it because it's all they have. The rest of us can play much better games and be actual happy with them.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Nintendo, that's the only reason. Any other company and this would've been a 6 or 7/10. They didn't even fricking make it, they just outsourced it to some Hispanic company that has a track record of 7/10 games.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      and it's by far the best game that company has made

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid
    >AAA level game
    Hollow Knight
    >indie flash level game
    Any questions?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it has a name I recognize from my childhood so it's AAA!
      Pure delusion

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dread has near-AAA production value, though. Those animations and the cutcenes/third-person segments are great

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >third-person segments
          Wait, isn't the whole thing third-person? That's all I saw in the trailers.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            main game is a sidescroller

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's what I thought. It's be weird if a sidescroller was anything other than third-person.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                you know what I meant you pedantic twat, game designers/developers would also refer to it as a sidescroller, third person camera perspective means something else.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus Big Boobies > Little Bug Thing.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >falling for the indie meme
    You poorgays are the worse.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    HK is too fricking based.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit knight
    Should have used ESA

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played Metroid but Hollow Knight is a bad game and $15 is way too much for it.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >average Hollow Knight fan
    >average Metroid Dread enjoyer
    >Patrician Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night aficianado

    bow down

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literal who moron

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >WHO FRICK IS IGA
        >WHAT'S A SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT
        >HURR I ONLY LIKE METROIDVANIA

        This is you.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          who are you quoting?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would i play shitstained instead of any castlevania game?

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the FRICK is this allowed? I can find dozens of metroidvanias on Steam that look and play much better than Dread and none are over $20

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit Knight
    You have to go back.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    both look horrible

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    HK was boring af
    I quit playing 5 hours in because I didnt know where to go and sortof didnt care either

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow Knight was good, but some of the DLC was just..well, too hard? It seemed that it was geared toward people who were obscenely good at the game, and nobody else. I remember asking around at the time and literally nobody in the forum I was in had actually completed 2 of the DLC at all, but just pretended they had.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    HK map is horrible. It's too big and you often don't got a clue where to go next.

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AM2R BTFO Samus Returns
    >AM2R is still better than Dread
    nintendo has lost it's magic

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