Why the frick they did this? Now I cant play any Mario games without thinking about Mario being a fricking midget.

Why the frick they did this? Now I can’t play any Mario games without thinking about Mario being a fricking midget.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when Peach exists
    >when Luigi exists

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mario had always been the shortest cast member besides toad though? He reaches up to Peaches waist.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was that your first mario ever or wut

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so you would have preferred mario to be a fatass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now he just looks american

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, he is from Brooklyn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's the direct descendant of benito mussolini tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His head is still too out of proportion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NINTENDO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would have preferred that other humans were like the Mario brothers too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was one of the concepts they considered

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the concepts were pixel people
          >another was faceless
          cursed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blame Koizumi for making them like this. Miyamoto told him that it would be a bad idea but he still did it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shadow doesn't match
    >old mario is still visible
    >new mario is pixelated

    You know you could just get another screenshot of him where he takes up more of the screen so he isn't so pixelated. Bad photoshop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>old mario is still visible
      That's the dust cloud, schizo

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The clash of these two styles is absolutely abhorrent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, the human still looks cartoony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, the human still looks cartoony.

      Not enough. They should've at least gone more stylized as not to be so jarring eg gif

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, now I get it.

    New question: Why mario stopped doing mushrooms?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mario has always been really short

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waluigi has a heart, always like that as not to hurt the manlets' feelings too much

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's what the difference between 5'9 and 6' looks like in the real world.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Easily the weirdest DLC costume Nintendo put in Odyssey.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure it was stated somewhere that Mario is human, but not the same as the people in Metro Kingdom.

    It's like Toontown rules (Roger Rabbit for easy reference), kinda.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird to me how Nintendo are so anal about Mario's design being as sterile and marketable as possible, but are so inconsistent with the sizes they portray him at

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Size change has been his gimmick since smb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but his normal/super sizes are still inconsistent even in his own series. Even moreso for Bowser, who doesn't even use mushrooms

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the frick they did this?
    So you can finally self-insert

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      finger me bum?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What should they do with 3d mario after odyssey and bowser’s fury, and don’t just say open world, be more specific like its setting or plot or even gimmick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      back to simplicity, no gimmicks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mario takes on bowsers new army as Bowser decides to go mad scientist and start giving all his troops the power-ups and starts mixing power ups together going to each area to create the ultimate powerup to finally defeat mario
      Mario now has powerups as part of his moveset acting like costumes he can switch to at a moment's notice. Costumes can do shit like the spring suit or a mole suit or tanuki or some other new shit
      Areas are filled with new enemies you can absorb costumes from and often have themes that clash together like a forest mixed with a commercialized theme park.
      Please fund my new Mario autism project Super Mario Stitched!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mario if he kirby
        i like it

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dragon that looks like a combination of Darkeater Midir and Godzilla was worse than that

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Odyssey and ARMS are the only games worth a shit on Switch. Gave mine away after playing both. Still have my based 3DS and Wii U

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boobas

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic did it first. Why is Nintendo always behind on everything?

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