Why the frick would anyone play this pozzed garbage le quirky indie games when you can just emulate classic console and arcade games for free?

Why the frick would anyone play this pozzed garbage le quirky indie games when you can just emulate classic console and arcade games for free?

Are zoomers genuinely moronic?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow Knight was the best game of 2017.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuphead mogs it

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    some indie games are better than the classics.
    celeste is definitely better than every 2d super mario bros title for example.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      undertale (not deltarune, deltarune is not good), shovel knight, and celeste are good games.

      this is fricking moronic, though. jap mario 2 is one of the best 2d platformers ever made and the mother series blows undertale out of the water.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of these games fricking suck ass except celeste
    save me your bullshit about celeste being a troony game, it is a solid platformer and easily the best game shown in this pic. the only one remotely close is shovel knight

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuphead is the best game there by far

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Liking Celeste over HK
      troony opinion, have a nice day

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuphead isn't pozzed and I like it better than whatever its retro equivalents are. What are they? Contra and Mega Man? Those games suck.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they lack informations. And taste but that's often due to a lack of information

      Cuphead is a mediocre platformer with a subpar shmup segments, yes it has a nice artstyle but that's about it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a lot of fun playing Cuphead, I 100% it. Tell me a similar retro game that's better.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's a bossrush moron. The platforming sections aren't as good as the bossfights but are still pretty damn good, especially when playing for P ranks.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >subpar shmup segments
        post clears shitter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think UGG is pozzed, and nor is hollow knight, right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        UGG was made by troonylovers. I forget exactly what happened, I just remember the threads for it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hollow Knight has an unneeded amount of gay romance. Luckily you can kill one gay and ignore the side quest of another

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HK, Cuphead and SK are alright. The rest is absolute dogshit however, and you should kys if you enjoy any of them

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you play this when Palworld is much better and only $20hknxa

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because palworld wasn't out yet

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pronoun shit and female protagshit vaporware sequel
    >duck(???)
    >troony retcon on top of female protagshit
    >genderbend by soul swapping dlc
    >pronoun shit and crossdress moronery even though pronoun shit
    >genderbend by a body swap feature that comes with the complete version of the game
    It's a shame.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a goose moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual gooses on coop
        I see.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, turning the Black Knight (and all the other bosses) into a girl to cuckqueen her with Shield Knight and my male Shovel Knight was kino
      Shame they dropped the feature in all of the expansions/updated campaigns, guess they got too lazy

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boring psuedo-metroidvania
    >game that takes 5 minutes to get old
    >homosexuals and boring platforming
    >gimmick artstyle
    >homosexuals and rpg
    >nostalgiabaiting

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used troony indies instead of based indies like:
    >Serious Sam
    >Cave Story
    >Super Meat Boy
    >Castle Crashers
    >Hotline Miami
    >Rocket Leauge
    >Madness Project Nexus 2021
    >Pizza Tower
    >Ultrakill

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was pozzed about hollow knight or cuphead? do you have brain rot?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't recognize Shovel Knight or Undertale

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe, Cope & Honk

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried Hollow Knight on game pass and it is one of the worst Metroidvanias I have ever played. Dear god.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does it feel like everyone saying this cant actually explain what is bad about it

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I play both?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the thing, you can pirate indie game too. You don't need to pay for them

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuphead is kino. Nothing pozzed about it.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuphead is racist

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about the others, but Undertale and Shovel Knight are just good games for what they are.
    I should play Hollow Knight sometime. It's always been one of those on my "to do" list, sitting right beside OneShot.
    Is Celeste good too? I know that one's more contentious due to its creator. There is no way I am going to waste my time with the goofy goose game and Cuphead definitely ain't my thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuphead is the best game there

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanted to have indie game thread, you didn't need to make a moronic thread to complain about muh zoomers.

    Anyway the games in the pic are good.
    >Hollow Knight
    Great art style and music, love the gritty atmosphere it has despite being kind of cartoony and the game being about bugs. One of the best Metroidvania games out there.
    >Goose Simulator
    Haven't played it but I like the art style and how it's a silly game like Goat Simulator.
    >Celeste
    Trail and Error: The Game
    It's a lot like Super Meat Boy, but it's more narrative focused.
    Like the art, the music is surprisingly good, and enjoyed the story and how it relates to the whole climbing the mountain.
    Shame the dev trooned out and changed the game from being about a simple topics about anxiety and self doubt to his mental illness.
    >Cuphead
    Phenomenal art and music, game is very difficult but fun. Love how every boss has unique attacks and requires different strategies.
    >Undertale
    Fantastic game, has the best gameplay for a turn based RPG where almost every enemy have their own attack patterns and don't feel like same enemies but with different stats and effects.
    And of course, phenomenal music, one of the game few that heavily utilizes leitmotifs in a very meaningful way.
    >Shovel Knight
    A solid game, one of the best indie games.
    It combines a lot of aspects from older games like Mega Man games and Ducktales, and turns them into something unique.
    The only complaint the game had was being too short, but all the DLCs fixed that and added a lot of new levels, playable characters and new campaigns.
    Oh and the story is also good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Haven't played it but I like the art style and how it's a silly game like Goat Simulator.
      I’ve played it for a bit. It’s like metal gear solid but with a goose. It’s fun.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love indies. I just cant stand paint by numbers corporate garbage that is AAA stuff and would rather gamble for a gem than bother with them

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do both. Although I do pass on aggressively troony games like celeste and stupid shit like the duck one.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why're you so angry? But to give you a genuine answer, it's because all those " le quirky indie games" are better than any classic you played when you were a kid. The biggest difference is you're now a bitter adult instead of an impressionable child who was easily pleased.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you eat two cakes when you can eat one cake?

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuphead is based and redpilled and kino thoughbeit

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