Why there's no scps dating sim?

Why there's no scps dating sim?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who took over are homosexuals and wouldn't allow it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you need permissions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're pretty scummy people who will post your real information, try to get you fired, try to sue you, swat you, whatever they have to to get their way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SCP trannies can't do shit legally, the most popular creatures are based on decade old Ganker memes from /x/, all public domain shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the same as Ganker though

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the joke dating sims are already oversaturated

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Dating sims are shit
    2. How many SCPs are dating material?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2. How many SCPs are dating material?
      most of them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most of them
        this, and you can just make up more SCPs to fit your fetishes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1471 and maybe 999 if you took creative liberties and made it a slimegirl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given the track record of funded, SCP based fan works it probably wouldn't end well.
      Creator would probably troon out/melt down, make some weird softcore porn thing, then run with the money and source.

      With creative liberty anything is possible. I've seen some great 682 and 939 stylizations. SCP-2547-1 is literally just furry fan fic right out of the box. Plague doctors are always in so 049, with or without breasts, is an easy sell to lots of people. 3887-b is just a goat person.

      You just need to think more like a degenerate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >creator would probably troon out/melt down, make some weird softcore porn thing, then run with the money and source
        that's an oddly specific scenario, i don't think it could ever happen

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are wendigos so popular all of a sudden?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't wendigos like those things from Until Dawn? The pic you posted isn't one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just assumed anything with a visible skull like that was a wendigo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, creatures with animal parts and visible bones are more likely drawing inspiration from skinwalkers.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            fun fact, the native American skinwalker myth of decaying animal monsters is probably based on deer and moose who undergo a process of their fuzzy winter horns shedding their skin before drying u, becoming bleached white under UV radiation, and falling off every year.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skinwalkers are just evil shaman. Their bag of tricks is mostly douchebag actions that would get you lost or lead to someone being killed. Disorientation, taunting with mimicry, etc. If you hear a person's voice from the darkness but then it turns out the person was elsewhere the entire time, that's skinwalker shit. Animals acting weird, too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, and a bunch of dark ritual shit. Generally black magic with a healthy side of douchebaggery.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what's the technical name for the "humanoid lanky monster with dark fur, antlers and a stag skull as a face"?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My wife

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The closest is probably the Sihuanaba. It's a weird thing because the concept is a creation of the internet. Has elements of Jersey Devil, but "skull-faced temptress" is the Sihuanaba's thing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're asking what the modern "wendigo" would be classically and not just the SCP creature, then like I said, elements of devil archetypes. It's in the jackelope/jersey devil ballpark in what it is as an amalgam.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always love the meme of a guy being able to cope with that because after all these things still have the body of a generic hot woman

                >do I scare you mortal"
                >hmmmmmm.....I can work with this actually"
                >w...what?"

                I always thought this about the story of Scissor Lady, the "Deer Woman" or the Japanese "Tall Woman". Like come on. thats it? youre fricking normal mate. catch a movie then my place yeah?

                What was that old story about the guy who saves the crane then later meets a beautiful woman who's a expert at weaving silks and one day the guy walks in and see's that his wife was actually the crane or bird whatever and so she flies off in shame? I honestly dont see why thats a deal breaker for him. It can still morph into a hot chick.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What was that old story about the guy who saves the crane then later meets a beautiful woman who's a expert at weaving silks and one day the guy walks in and see's that his wife was actually the crane or bird whatever and so she flies off in shame?
                I'm pretty sure there are yuki-onna and kitsune versions of that too, with a variant of the kitsune tale ending with the man stopping her from leaving

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Skinwalkers are just evil shaman. Their bag of tricks is mostly douchebag actions that would get you lost or lead to someone being killed.
              They sound like a real jerk.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It depends. The image of a "wendigo" was twisted by conflating different myths over the years. In what is arguably the original myth, they're functionally just zombies. Then that got conflated with European witch stories and later devil and werewolf stories. And then again they get confused with skinwalkers, which are basically just practitioners of black magic. The last 100 or so years has seen the "antlered wendigo" come about as a popular image, even though it doesn't really make sense.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The original wendigo is basically a starved walking corpse that seeks to eat flesh. It doesn't matter what flesh. It's just out for flesh. Then if you want to +1 that you have it be a starved walking corpse that is supernaturally hungry where it grows in proportion to what it eats, never being satiated and becoming ever more dangerous via an exponentially growing hunger. Those are what I generally consider the classic wendigo. Then you add in the parable element where the wendigo is a defilement or possession that occurs when human flesh is consumed. Thus, even if you're starving to death the thought of consuming human flesh should be the last of last resorts, because doing such risks you turning into an irredeemable ghoul.
          Funnily enough, the parable has evidence where it's more than just a story to ward people away from cannibalism. There have been instances of cannibalism where someone partook of human flesh and then proceeded to go on into a murderous, cannibalistic frenzy. Possibly just due to the taboo shattering in the act. It's an odd topic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dunno about the last part. I've heard stories about plane crashes where the survivor ate human flesh to survive and nobody went insane from consuming it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said, instances. It isn't something that's happened every time someone has consumed human flesh. But then you get shit like what happened with the Donner Party where one guy seems like he killed and ate a bunch of people buy got away with it because there was nobody else left to prove they didn't succumb to natural causes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it needs to get to the point where someone snaps and commits cannibalism rather than making the moral decision to do it to survive.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't wendigos also supposed to be like pale and long limbed creatures or something? The earlier versions of them are still pretty creepy looking but I'm unsure how it became what it is.
            In any case, I do like the modern interpretation of them just outside of the "cool" factor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wendigo's are just zombies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make one yourself, homosexual. it's not that hard.

      Sexo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a wendigo though

      >fursuiters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black personfrog

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon the original SCP 1471 picture was a fursuit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And?
          Get that shit outta my face.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            *Nuzzles and wuzzles your bulgy wolgy* owo whats this someone needs some necky wecky kissey wisseys

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              can't wait to get tumor-syphilis-itis-otis

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish the mask looked more realistic and creepy. That looks cheap

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The original was, since it was supposed to be a zombie werewolf

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that's what i like

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, to put a terrifying monster that could kill me in a big comfy sweater...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                A giant monster that could easily kill you actually expressing affection is the kind of gap I live for.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is how I feel about regular humans. Because its actually super easy to kill someone if you didn't care about the consequences.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not a wendigo though

              At this point I'd settle for any skull dog suiter for a quick fling. I don't know why, but it's powerful.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                makes your imagination run wild, i guess. i'm not a furry but i badly want to go to a con to frick a fursuiter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did this and got the clap.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i guess that's why it'll remain a fantasy unless i can find a furry gf.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The people who go to cons to hookup are the nastiest tb.h not missing much.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty fun, I just have found any skull dog peeps I vibe with enough for it. The mystique and feeling of floof is worth it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This one

          That's not a wendigo though

          specifically

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ur a furry too btw
        sorry anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i will NOT make ze fursona
          i will NOT wear ze fursuit
          i will NOT interact with your obnoxious community
          i WILL frick the monster women

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            post your frogsona again it's cute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He wouldn't impregnate some b***h in a 20 k fursuit and lay your head between her fake padded chest in the afterglow
        Gayest man alive

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not real fur and it's DISGUSTING

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    make one yourself, homosexual. it's not that hard.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna pet the skull dog

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sllsfhm

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is

    >inb4 muh e-celeb btfo
    I'm too much of a b***h to play horror games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scp dating sim
      >turn every character into generic monster girls
      it's shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP asked for a dating sim. I delivered. The quality of said delivery is another matter entirely

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He asked for SCP dating sim. Humans in cosplay don't count, so you delivered frick all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OST slaps tbqh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Manly's based. His cool demeanor and smooth voice make his videos enjoyable to watch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the one guy I give a pass because he actually plays just about every fricking part of every game he plays

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trying to frick wendigos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a wendigo though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        genuinely would have sex with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute hat

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how bad she'd smell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Futa
    Shitty low IQ fetish right there, breasts are nice tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't say that when it'll slap your face with enough force to break your neck.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. There are several. You are full of shit or ignorant
    2. I just downloaded the mod for this specific character in Hadydee2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pic you posted looks like shit and you have low standards. I could shit on a plate and you'd it it up no problem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you like dating sims, you have no right to judge anyone else's taste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played Haydee 2. Is it less of a linear game of overly precise jumps that fanservice only mildly distracts from?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here are your choices:
    >human male on male monster
    >human female on male monster
    >maler monster on malest monster
    >human male on human female (open relationship)
    >human male on human male

    HMoFA will never happen. It is forbidden. Accept it.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SCP that bimbofies other SCPs
    >Suddenly all the dangerous slightly hot SCPs are not dangerous really hot SCPs with an open mind to human fricking

    Thoughts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just the milk SCP

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's my SCP game where some jack ass installs Mal0-ware on your squad command console and you just keep getting jump scared by them standing in the background?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could try some WEGs instead. Pretty sure I just download one in the last batch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But i don't want porn. I want a psychological horror story where the protagonist slowly descends into madness by hallucinating voices and glimpses of Mal0 and the guy has to solve a mystery to save himself from her. Maybe you could make multiple endings where there are 2 version of mal0 ( one malignant who looks much scarier and deranged and one benig who looks like "normal" mal0 ) and in base of your action you befriend the monster/free yourself from her or you just succumb to your insanity and have a nice day

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even the fricking Wendigo is getting turned into coom shit
    Pornography was a mistake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      late to the party i see

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People regularly make threads about how they want to frick the female zombies from Resident Evil. Not even the actual monsters. Just the mindless, ravenous, ambulatory corpses.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I might be a furgay, but the whole "longing to frick literal corpse" is just too far

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey, you Wendishitters had to take one for the team. at least us Nuckelavee bro's are safe. Send my regards to the Black Shuck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stephen Gammell will never draw SCP illustrations

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't go out much do you?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how does this one kill you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is literally a friendly SCP who just wants to get to know you and keep you company, with no ill intentions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in the original article, a brother and sister both are said to have been contacted by it
        >sister goes insane
        >meanwhile brother finds comfort in having a constantly watching presence, never being alone
        GIWTWM

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doggystyle with doggy girl

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How it started

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How it ended

      SAUCE

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How it ended

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