Why TOTK completely fizzle out after a month?

Why TOTK completely fizzle out after a month?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he watched 100 minutes of that
    how embarrassing!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only watched an hour and 41 minutes, stupid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So 6,100 seconds.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what channel is this? must be small since no big streamer would dare to say something bad about a game that everyone knows is perfect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of Zelda youtubers are posting their "TOTK is cool, but..." videos now that the honeymoon is over.
      Nerrel, Ratatoskr, GameXplain

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least Nerrel was honest from the beginning. The other people are amending their previous reviews after seeing that it's okay to criticize the game now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >after seeing that it's okay to criticize the game now
          I hate this so goddamn much. So much of what these types of people and journos say is only what they think people want to hear so they can keep the ad revenue flowing in. Zero balls. It's shit like that which leads to these types of disappointments to begin with.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything's about grifting for money nowadays. Making money off YouTube was a mistake. This is why genuine discussion is dying.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ratatoskr likes the game though?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking nerrel. Makes a career off of Nintendo but all he ever does is shit on them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nooooooooo he said something bad about nintendo waaahhhhhhhhh
          Seriously? You're a grown ass man

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well the thing about him is he's so dishonest. He's not forthright in being a Nintendo hater. He just claims to love them but literally all of his videos are just nitpicking and crying about them.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              So what? Are you saying his complaints are invalid? I'm sure even the most diehard nintendo fans would admit their emulation efforts are subpar for example

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nerrel likes old Nintendo so it makes sense for him to shit on modern Nintendo. Nobody is more disappointed with Nintendo than those who grew up with them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            In other words, he's a delusional nostalgiagay.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Makes a career off of Nintendo but all he ever does is shit on them.
          Based.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's not based though anon. He once whined in a video about his viewers being trans/homophobic, and he staunchly defended the abomination that was The Last Jedi.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He has shit taste in movies true, but his takes on games are always spot on. Dude just needs to learn to stick to his lane.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the honey moon is over

        If the honeymoon phase is over how come none of these have a million views or have famous reviewers retracting their statements to fit the narrative of TOTK not being as good as we thought?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honeymoon phase has been over for a good while now. People don't care anymore, so the only ones making videos criticizing it now ironically care more about it and the future of the series than the rest who aren't.
          I see it posted far more here than I do anywhere as and these threads are forced as frick and shitposted to hell.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a glorified director's cut including a expansion that never came.

            [...]

            moron

            Erictroony, you always use the same copes.
            it makes these threads obviously unnatural when you always use the exact same phrases 😉

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who the frick is Eric? Botw, skyrim, and now this are generic trash for the masses. Don't ever compare me to some troony in your dreams you little homosexual.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              This Erictroony is pretty fricking based if he makes your autistic ass seethe this much.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it makes these threads obviously unnatural when you always use the exact same phrases 😉
              Kind of like spamming Erictroony erictroony erictroony erictroony erictroony every 3 fricking posts huh Black person?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You Black folk really like spreading your asscheeks 4 days before Nintendo's financial report.
        It must be a fetish at this point

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Zelda and enjoyed BOTW a lot because it was fresh, but I cannot wait for Matthewmatosis to blow this remixed master quest DLC game out of the water.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling this game an asset flip is an understatement.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Majora's Mask gets a lot of hate, but they cranked out a competent game in a year 1/2, TotK is just a sorry state for gaming.

      and BotW's DLC, wtf, why so little content there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think TotK took six years. I think it started in earnest in early 2019, changed development focuses a few times, was barely worked on in 2020, then pushed to the end in 2021. It would have come out in 2022 if Elden Ring weren't the massive critical hit it was.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It would have come out in 2022 if Elden Ring weren't the massive critical hit it was.
          I love how snoys keep deluding themselves with this fanfiction

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Likely true.

          >It would have come out in 2022 if Elden Ring weren't the massive critical hit it was.
          I love how snoys keep deluding themselves with this fanfiction

          You're severely mentally ill.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nowhere does that say they only worked on the game for two years prior or that they delayed it for elden ring, moron.

            Take your meds.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Who cares you Black personhomosexual?

            Is he gone? Are we reviving this thread?

            [...]
            there literally is nothing memorable about it compared to BOTW, all you ever seen was "hhehe look at muh wiener builds XD" and once it was over people dropped it fast

            Erictroony, stop trying.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              qrd on eric and why he hates the masterpieces that are BoTW and ToTK?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOTK just shows how fricking bloated modern dev times are.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Game only had two real years of development and if Elden Ring flopped would have been out last year. Nintendo sat on it for Western GOTY asspats

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unless your uncle works at nintendo you're just pulling this statement out of your ass.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://mynintendonews.com/2023/05/21/zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-was-pretty-much-complete-by-march-2022-last-year-spent-on-polish/

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nowhere does that say they only worked on the game for two years prior or that they delayed it for elden ring, moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the vast majority of dev time was just for the physics shit. Every part of the game feels lazy as frick but I will admit the construction shit is smooth and has that nintendo polish

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what happens when you spend years of dev time on stupid shit instead of stuff that actually matters
        + 1 year Elden Ring delay for “polish”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Majora's Mask gets a lot of hate, but they cranked out a competent game in a year 1/2, TotK is just a sorry state for gaming.

      and BotW's DLC, wtf, why so little content there.

      it's not like Majora's Mask. MM reused assets to make a new game, TotK is mostly the same thing all over again. It's more like OoT Master Quest than MM.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was all sizzle no steak

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun messing around with vehicles for a few hours but then you realize that's where all effort went and there's very little else

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the honey moon is over

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kzH1fhD.jpg

      Why TOTK completely fizzle out after a month?

      there literally is nothing memorable about it compared to BOTW, all you ever seen was "hhehe look at muh wiener builds XD" and once it was over people dropped it fast

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a single player game and people finished it?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nintendo shills stopped getting paid to drown out opposition.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MOMMY
    >LOOK
    >IM A CONTRARIAN
    >THAT MAKES ME SOOOOO COOL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo fanboy can't conceive of someone having a different opinion
      If Breath of the Wild was the "best game ever" and you now call Tears of the Kingdom the "best game ever" your views cannot be trusted. Yahtzee was right.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's contrarian to like ToTK anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what happens when you spend years of dev time on stupid shit instead of stuff that actually matters
        + 1 year Elden Ring delay for “polish”

        Erictroony, stop trying.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          at this point, I believe you might be Eric yourself. At every thread regarding any Nintendo game whatsoever, you're there alongside him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

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        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick is erictroony? Another le barry?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think it’s the contrarian opinion to like TotK more, I see more people rate BotW highly than TotK. It’s kind of like my god of war vs ragnarok

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >god of war vs ragnarok
        No Zelda game will ever be bad as those games. No, not even the ones you dislike.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shill articles flopped harder than the game, people see through this viral marketing shit way better than they used to.
    Game is simply mid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mid

      You need to be 18 to post here
      Game is massively successful

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >success = high quality
        Mass effect Andromeda is a good game?
        You need to be 18 and white to post here.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Andromeda is nowhere near as successful in either quality or sales figures. totk is blowing most out of the water.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sales don't matter
        >26 million ticket sales - U2 (1800+ concerts)
        >23 million ticket sales - Dave Matthews Band (1700+ concerts)
        >22 million ticket sales - The Rolling Stones (1500+ concerts)
        >20 million ticket sales - Bruce Springsteen (2500+ concerts)
        >19 million ticket sales - Elton John (4000+ concerts)
        >19 million ticket sales - Metallica (2000+ concerts)
        >17 million ticket sales - Michael Jackson (380 concerts)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >U2
          Literally who?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're a big band

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          MJ is a fricking machine, jesus christ.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The gap between Michael Jackson and any other musician is like Gretzky and hockey.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manufactured outrage.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because deep down everyone is disappointed and understand it was all just marketing hype. Nintendo are dead. Have been since they went public. Nothing there now but investors making money from sucking the marrow out of the bone of their franchises.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dozens of threads asking this very question are no doubt made by individual people all just asking their own and very genuine questions!
    And they most certainly are not all just made by the one and the very same autistic lunatic. Not at all!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that would be the astroturfed adoration for this regrettable copy paste glorified DLC.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        You seem upset 😉

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I wish I could contribute to the thread, but I've already got a new game of Terarria to play, so I'll just make a cliffnotes version of what I would say ITT.

    >the game isn't perfect
    >I wish the tutorial could be skipped
    >I wish the framerate was better
    >it would be nice if there was more puzzle variety with more challenge

    The game really doesn't feel like it earned its 10/10 scores. It's about a 5/10 or 6/10. Here's hoping they fix the problems in BOTW3: how Zelda got her groove back.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m confused by why people even like Zelda games to begin with. These are the most barebones and generic RPGs on the market.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda games are not RPGs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They totally are. Zelda fans just want to put their shit on a pedestal and pretend like it’s beyond genre classification. You role play as a silent protagonist that you name and go on a fantasy adventure where you explore dungeons, obtain items, fight monsters and do side quests.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a RPG and it's not "beyond classification". It is just an action/adventure game like any other. And besides
          >silent protagonist
          >fantasy adventure
          >dungeons
          >items
          >monsters
          >side quests
          Are not limited or exclusive to RPGs. Mainline Mario games have all of those, but are not RPGs. Same applies to Kirby, Sonic, Mega Man, Metroid, etc.
          There is only one Zelda game that can be correctly called a RPG, Zelda II, for the NES, as it not only includes "dungeons" and "items" but has actual levelling and role playing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’d classify nuZelda as a barebones ARPG.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              See

              [...]
              Erictroony, stop trying.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Action/adventure is vague and not used as a common genre descriptor. They’re just really simple action RPGs.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They’re just really simple action RPGs.

              What is a 'non-simple' action RPG?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's completely moronic, they aren't RPGs are all.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of the Zelda games are RPGs, only OOToddlers are stupid enough to believe because they don't play RPG (or games at all). No morons, II isn't either. Stats don't even matter.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The RPG genre is pretty broad and allows for the removal of several elements that you’d think are integral to being an RPG, like how most JRPGs don’t even have role playing, the namesake of the genre. I think Zelda games are very obviously RPGs. I don’t know what the frick else you’d call them without making something up, or using really vague, unspecific genre descriptors that aren’t used by hardly anyone, like action/adventure. I notice that Zelda fans typically avoid using any genre description at all. It’s really no different to me than if Mario fans tried to argue that Mario games aren’t platformers. This is just “I’m not like the other girls” type shit.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

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            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Erictroony, most people out Zelda in action adventure.
              stop bumping from page 10.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The RPG genre is pretty broad
                It's not, it's a very specific type of game.
                >I don’t know what the frick else
                Action-Adventure, that simply leans harder into the Adventure part in the same way DMC is Action-Adventure but simply leans harder into the Action part. There are no RPG elements in Zelda, the stats in II don't even matter since you can beat the whole game at base.

                None of this is true. And I will not be gaslit. No one uses action/adventure as a genre descriptor because it’s too vague. I’ve been playing games my whole life and never hear this used in any regular basis. And RPG is notoriously broad and unspecific, with people arguing for years about what an RPG even is. DMC is called “Character action” to specify the type of action game it is, just like there’s “beat ‘em up” and “Musou.” You’re literally making things up to avoid calling Zelda an RPG.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >None of this is true
                It is, the thoughts of opinions of moronic casuals like yourself aren't relevant
                > people arguing for years
                You mean morons who think Mario is an RPG.
                >DMC is called “Character action”
                No one says that but morons who know nothing of Action.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No arguments
                Listen, we all know that 90% of games are action/adventure. It’s far too vague as a genre descriptor, which is why no one uses it. Just admit that you have this strong feeling that Zelda is some special thing that doesn’t conform to any particular genre. This is really goofy at this point.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Listen
                Yes, listen to your master and I'll explain a completely basic genre for you. Every genre has "roleplaying" because you play the role of a character. But the truth is, there is no roleplaying or player choice in video games, there's a bunch of arbitrarily predetermined routes or boxes to tick, and you also have to pray most of your "choices" aren't there just for literary flavor. RPG = stats/levels/RNG being a deciding factor in the game world.

                Actual RPGs has certain specific mechanical features that the inherent mechanics. Your ability to perform an action is governed by your avatar's "agility stat" or "X skill". Your ability to do certain actions is dependent on your avatar's intelligence and "X skill". You have the power to "build" a character that is really good at fighting, but really bad at bartering with shopkeepers. That's what an RPG is; a formalized, abstract mathematical representation of the (range) of different numbers the game permits factoring in statistical benchmarks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Zelda has so many hallmarks of what is typically considered an RPG that none of this matters. It’s more of an RPG than a lot of JRPGs that don’t have any role playing at all, and feature stats that are window dressing with no meaning or choice involved. You play a role as an unnamed silent protagonist that represents (you), buy/find items and equipment to become stronger, explore dungeons, and do side quests. It’s a fricking role playing game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Role playing has never been a part of the rpg definition, moron.
                It is just a leftover early name that was never changed.
                leveling though absolutely is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re grasping at straws trying to find any possible technicality to avoid the extremely, painfully obvious conclusion that these games aren’t some special thing you can’t specifically classify. We all know that if you wiped Zelda from history and these games came out today without any pedigree behind them, that they would unanimously be considered RPGs.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are terminally moronic trying to both dilate and seethe about Zelda.
                It does not fulfill the basic definition of an rog, leveling is a core part of the rog definition.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think
                Try knowing, Zelda has nothing in common with RPGs and you already been spoonfeed the literal definition
                >b-but
                Yes, JRPGs are RPGs because they have what was included in that post. have a nice day and don't reply to me if you can't read.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Zelda has nothing in common with RPGs
                You don’t believe this. Everyone at the very least accepts this much.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't believe in factual information
                You're wrong and it's time to get over it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No argument
                You frickers are so defensive over your franchise that you can’t even admit that it at the very least has plenty of RPG elements.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>No argument

                >Listen
                Yes, listen to your master and I'll explain a completely basic genre for you. Every genre has "roleplaying" because you play the role of a character. But the truth is, there is no roleplaying or player choice in video games, there's a bunch of arbitrarily predetermined routes or boxes to tick, and you also have to pray most of your "choices" aren't there just for literary flavor. RPG = stats/levels/RNG being a deciding factor in the game world.

                Actual RPGs has certain specific mechanical features that the inherent mechanics. Your ability to perform an action is governed by your avatar's "agility stat" or "X skill". Your ability to do certain actions is dependent on your avatar's intelligence and "X skill". You have the power to "build" a character that is really good at fighting, but really bad at bartering with shopkeepers. That's what an RPG is; a formalized, abstract mathematical representation of the (range) of different numbers the game permits factoring in statistical benchmarks.

                It's time to stop shitposting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally didn't make an argument, moron.

                I made all my arguments and got nothing in return. Your series isn’t some special snowflake with no specific genre.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, you are just projecting.
                Without levels no rpg.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The idea that, if the game was exactly the same, but you gained hearts by wacking tons of enemies instead of finding heart pieces, it would suddenly be "an RPG", even if it otherwise is, shows just how pointless the RPG label is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I made all my arguments
                Which were wrong, but convincing shitposters to read is an impossible task to take on even for me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Y-You’re just wrong!!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quite literally yes, continue to shitpost as you deny reality like a worthless homosexual. have a nice day.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you deal with exceptionally idiotic people who have no understanding of video games or genre classifications, it tends to happen. Like saying Zelda is a RPG.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He’s still going

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm waiting for you to have a nice day.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally didn't make an argument, moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nooooooooo he said something bad about nintendo waaahhhhhhhhh
                Seriously? You're a grown ass man

                You seem upset, Eric 😉

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The RPG genre is pretty broad
              It's not, it's a very specific type of game.
              >I don’t know what the frick else
              Action-Adventure, that simply leans harder into the Adventure part in the same way DMC is Action-Adventure but simply leans harder into the Action part. There are no RPG elements in Zelda, the stats in II don't even matter since you can beat the whole game at base.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite of this.

      RPGs are almost universally mediocre, and Zelda is the one thing that actually does all the things RPGs should do but don't. Where are the RPGs with schedule systems that let me manipulate npcs by having conversations with them which differ and lead to different things depending on what I'm wearing, let me discover hidden sequences by playing music or choosing who I want to try to give a given item to etc. What RPG even has anything like the hookshot?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda Cycle where everyone hates the current one, but they love the previous one.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because its an asset flip from six years ago.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how many of those comments are I love this game because yada yada yada, or they link a timestamp with the response well actually... rather than analyzing the video

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's genuinely not very good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because its an asset flip from six years ago.

      Erictroony, stop trying.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you e got some work to do favor, there’s a LOT more criticisms in this thread that you missed with your gay ass comment that you always say every fricking time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’ve got some work to do homosexual*

          [...]
          You seem upset 😉

          Nah it’s refreshing seeing you overwhelmed by reality. Your cope can’t withstand how mediocre this crap has been ever since botw. Suck a dick.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >overwhelmed by reality
            Kek, your cope isn't working.
            you are just getting more and more delusional, Erictroony.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that why no one is agreeing with you anymore, Arthur?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wait 6 years for a $70 dlc expansion
                >have to cope by defending it in every thread
                Toddlers are a funny bunch

                Erictroony, why are you even still trying to cope?
                None of your predictions came true.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                All me btw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arthur, why are you still obsessed with this 5/10 games? Play something else already and move out of your moms basement.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Erictroony
                Only 174 results found? That's nothing, watch this.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This eric guy seems pretty based for mindbreaking tendies so hard

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Erictroony
                Only 174 results found? That's nothing, watch this.

                >Y-You’re just wrong!!

                Always funny seeing you have a complete seethedown, Eric 😉

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ypu know what else is not that great, parfait.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chances it's still gonna win GOTY?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly, yes. Game journos will always go for the safe option. See: their nomination of Elden Ring, God of War, and Skyrim. Starfield and Baldur's Gate will have to pay alot of bribe money to have a chance at dethroning it.

      Ideally, Armored Core 6 and Pizza tower deserve GOTY, but they're too obscure, even with the latter having a Fromsoft bonus

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starfield most likely.
        ToTK was released early in the year and the honeymoon phase has already ended so people shitting on it now will make them forget about it as a contender.
        FF16 flopped due to all the anti-marketing it got for not having a Black person main character.

        Armored core 6/Pizza tower are both obvious way better games than what will eventually get GOTY but not "safe and highly marketable" so won't get put up there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ER definitely deserved GOTY. What was even released on 2022 that could compete with it?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Fantastic page 10 bump sis

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry I didn't even see what page this was on lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fantastic page 10 bump sis

            Who cares you Black personhomosexual?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What game deserves GOTY?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rondo of Blood

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Armored core vi

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does she look like without the hair dye, contacts, and all the makeup

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now? she looks plastic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a handsome lady

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks better w/o makeup imo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        FFXVI

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dead Island 2

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the guy on the right in the video op posted is VERY israeli looking.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuz it was a bonafide expansion pack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      [...]
      Erictroony, stop trying.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just now beat the game and my only gripe overall is the story and lore just doesn't seem to give a shit at all. It barely acknowledges BotW and any attempt at linking these two games with the rest of the series is a complete shitshow. BotW at least attempted but TotK just said frick it.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough little girls

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /vr/ was good for a while... but something happened to y'all nowadays, man.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    two more hours
    trust the essay

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$70 dlc
    Damn I wonder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erictroony, stop trying.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discordsisters should we really try to make a second seethe thread happen today? Most of us are still winded from the last one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW and TOTK are objectively shit. That's why. They're sandbox games in a Hyrule skin, no adventure, no good dungeons and no fun bosses. Zelda games have lost their identity

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erictroony, why even try?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nerrel hates it
    KingK loves it
    What will Matthew think?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troonyrrel hates it
      That is a good thing, frick that moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I guess It's true what people say about the Zelda series not being very good, given his "Zelda rarely lives up to the hype" and his only liking of OoT and MM.

        Why is this series so highly acclaimed again?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >his only liking of OoT and MM.

          >likes the most dumbed down and casual (which is saying something) Zelda games
          Even WW doesn't treat the player like a complete moron compared to those.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, anon. OoT and MM are the only Zelda games to not have discourse around them and rarely have much shitposting directed at them compared to everything from 2002 on. A series can't be considered good if all games in the past two decades divide people. The other dudes over at the goodvibes thing apparently think TP is the worst 3D Zelda. There's generally more consistently in the consensus for series like Mario and Metroid than Zelda. Maybe Zelda needs to stop with gimmicks?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              OOT and MM are gimmick games, they are extremely casual even for Zelda standards.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why do they get a pass when everything after gets shit on? Zelda has been considered actually dumbed down post their release.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why do they get a pass
                N64babies are mentally ill.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the Youtuber trannies in the OP are nostalgic for it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Erictroony, stop trying to shill your fellow trannies.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more Zelda seethe
    we can't stop winning, bros. theyre literally mindbroken

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >w-were winning guys! Our $70 d-dlc powns the chuds linksters!
      You’re a grown man defending a billion dollar company have some shame

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, he should be a grown man seething over a game for years.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No arguments
        Listen, we all know that 90% of games are action/adventure. It’s far too vague as a genre descriptor, which is why no one uses it. Just admit that you have this strong feeling that Zelda is some special thing that doesn’t conform to any particular genre. This is really goofy at this point.

        Erictroony, stop trying.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick is Eric? Your boyfriend? *mic drop*

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You always try that, Erictroony.
            Maybe try new copes if you want to be less obvious.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Andre even play Zelda any more? He calls himself a "fan", bit hasn't really like a Zelda game in a while. He'll, he had to put a WARNING in his TP review because he didn't like the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Andre? That's the creator in the pic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Warning

      Man People really are sensitive nowadays

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its benny :3

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They ruined her

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like aside from the clip of the golem with a fire shooting wiener I didn't see much of this game. Meanwhile you literally couldn't get away from BotW when that game dropped.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Erictroony, stop trying to shill your fellow trannies.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Totk is such a weak sequel I'd be surprised if any long form critique has an overall positive take on it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      You are always trying the exact same copes, Erictroony.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many snoy suicides are going to happen when it wins goty?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully enough to stop making these threads.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always funny to see how suddenly when this thread speeds up, the other Nintendo seethe thread just instantly dies

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hi Eric, this is the fight time you have posted this...going for a new record?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >going for a new record?
      nah, nothing will ever top the second week melty, after a israelitetuber schizo released a moronic video, legendary stuff right there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the part where I ask you for an archive link and you mysteriously disappear?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, just a quick question: what metric is that image using for image search? I looked up the image has for that pic, and only got 3 results.

        https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/gq3mc48_kJB3eBvRlfcr4g/

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait 6 years for a $70 dlc expansion
    >have to cope by defending it in every thread
    Toddlers are a funny bunch

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >consuming media forever is now a virtue
    factual gambling addiction

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eric here, I am every single post itt
    Check mate atheists 😉

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another of these? Frick you Eric, you barely let the other die to bring this one over the table.

    Admit, you're secretly a Zeldagay! It's not even fun anymore

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU DISAGREE SO YOU JUST BE THIS ONE GUY WE DONT LIKE!! THERES ABSILUTELY NO WAY ANYONE COULD NOT LOVE THE ILUSTRIOUS ZELDA FRANCHISE!!!!110
    Meds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Ah, funny seeing you melting down so quick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m not mad, you are.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Arthur, why are you still obsessed with this 5/10 games? Play something else already and move out of your moms basement.

          Hmm, I can smell you seething, Eric 😉

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Btw, what's your opinion on emulating Switch games?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda fans are so defensive over the reputation of their franchise that they constructed a strawman to throw at any post that has even a crumb of negativity.
    I didn’t know you guys were this down bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a mental illness
      Their zelink threads are just as worse

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never buy aaa in the first 3 month window, that's is when the forced narrative is at its strongest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like the troony narrative that totk is bad according to op?
      Yeah, after 6 years now the trannies have given up forcing it for botw.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he watched the entire 1 hour 40 minutes video

    how embarrassing

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the whole genre argument surrounding Zelda only exists because they have such threadbare mechanics since the games are made for children

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 game. Not perfect but no amount of shitposting will stop it being amazing.
    These daily threads are pretty laughable though

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a glorified director's cut including a expansion that never came.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop making the same thread frickass

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it was an expansion pack, not a new game.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Eric but I’m not a troony

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "erictroony stop trying" is basically a falseflag to get people to hate totk even more
    like its even harder to be on the totk is good side when the biggest defender is a pantshitting autist
    Why is he not banned yet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is even worse than Chris Chan pretending to be a troll all along. Even he managed to keep it short and simple.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mate why aren't you taking your fricking meds
    Check the poster count this is my first post in this thread. then go find your tard wrangler

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Metroid instead please:

    Metroid 1 > Zelda 1
    Metroid 2 > Zelda 2
    Super Metroid > ALttP
    Metroid Prime 1 > WW
    Metroid Prime 2 > TP
    Metroid Prime 3 > SS
    Samus Returns < ALBW (I guess?)
    Metroid Dread and Prime Remastered > BotW and TotK

    Why don't people play this superior series?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I forgot

      ZM and Fusion >>>>>> Oracle of Ages and MC.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why don't people play this superior series?
      I only know of metroid because of the porn. But I might give it a try. Best place to start? Are the 3d games any good?
      Also, why is "metroidvania" such a common genre, but there is nothing such as "zeldavania"?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Best place to start?
        Super Metroid, it's the pinnacle of the genre. It's also a good lesson to see how bad 3D Zelda is.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't go wrong with Super, Zero Mission (which is a remake of Metroid 1) 2D wise, or Prime 1. I consider those to be the pinnacle of the series. Prime 2 is also excellent, but it's a bit more difficult and can feel tedious if you're new to it. Prime 3 is a very streamlined and actiony 1st person shooter compared to it's predecessors while also being less difficult. It's still a good game but IMO the worst of the current trilogy, it also comes with the gimmicky motion controls for puzzles and shit.

        The other 2D titles are all good with Metroid 2/Samus Returns being the weakest because of their world design (just going around to different layers of the planet killing Metroids). Fusion is great but is far more streamlined than the other 2D entries, but has pretty great atmosphere and Dread is probably the best gameplay feel of the 2D games with the best bosses but with somewhat mediocre world and disappointing music.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Samus Returns < ALBW
      Literally the only true comparison in your list.
      Well, maybe I'd concede MP1 > WW, but the rest are pure cope (and I really like Metroid)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not, he's genuinely correct. SM alone mogs Zelda games.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          > he
          stfu samegayger

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be mad because you don't play much video games.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've literally played every one of the games mentioned in that comment. Obviously unlike the anon who made the comment.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've literally played
                No you haven't. When did the upgrades in SM work like the shitty lock and key gating of prior 3D Zelda?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                > moronic as frick non-sequitur question
                Kys ESL goblin

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >non-sequitur
                It's entirely on topic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're profoundly, almost unbelievably stupid.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >profoundly, almost unbelievably stupid
                You just described OOToddlers.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                > another complete non-sequitur
                Thanks for further proving my point I guess, you tedious halfwit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know the definition of non-sequitur. You're pretending Zelda is better than Metroid:
                >the rest are pure cope
                You're mad that you're wrong about this and got called out. How is that a non-sequitur for comparing them when that's the point in contention?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're pretending Zelda is better than Metroid:
                No, I literally never said this, you illiterate fricking mongoloid. I said those specific claims about those specific entries were cope. I like both Zelda and Metroid. Your ragefueled ESL spergout about upgrades and gating is the definition of a non-sequitur. Holy frick you are offensively dumb. Please go back to your shithole and stay off the English-speaking internet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >specific claims about those specific entries
                Yes, in which those games as stated are better than Zelda equivalents. Stop being mad you eat shit happily.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This shit is why I despise ESL subhumans

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you don't know anything of vidya? That would make sense.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you to bgetting off topic?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry dude but you really do seem like a moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your comment was a non-sequitur. Bringing up random game mechanics out of nowhere like it was previously part of the argument you were having is unhinged behaviour and makes no sense.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >non-sequitur
                It's not, stop being mad about the fact that Zelda isn't close in quality to Metroid which was what the initial post was talking about.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick does this have to do with anything?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        OoT and MM are the only games that compete with the series. Super, Prime 1 and 2 as a trio shit on the majority of Zelda games.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >OoT and MM are the only games
          They aren't even in the same league as Metroid.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd argue they are, but outside of that I'd agree. I'd rather replay SM, ZM, Fusion, and Dread over the ALttP, the Oracles or Minish Cap. Much more fun and less fluff.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    This is the op to the zelink threads btw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like you can't cope 😉

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Lmao anon just ignore they/them. Every zelda thread ends up in an "erictroony" spam thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Just some more of the exact same phrases:)

      Erictroony, no they don't 😉
      Only your threads do

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Just some more of the exact same phrases:)

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a single player game. The reason so many games do try this As A Service model is to keep constant engagement. Single player games get a week, a month for the big ones

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up video
    >podcastslop
    Man frick you

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he gone? Are we reviving this thread?

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not real zelda.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric, stop trying.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah, I thought the Nuts & Bolts comparisons were just jokes. I've never actually seen gameplay from that game before, but that's uncanny.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eric, stop trying.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're mentally ill. I'm not even the same person you keep saying that shit to, and I actually really like TOTK. Hell, I played it for 300 fricking hours.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >schitzo moron ruining the thread is still posting "eric" shit, and his posts are still up
            >I get banned for calling him schitzo replying non-sense to my post
            What a great moderation team here.
            I guess you can't criticize nintendo on Ganker

            Because it was just a little more of BotW, any discussion that was there to be had about that game was already discussed years ago and what was there to be talked about in terms of what was added amounted to just little over a month. It just proves that this is overpriced DLC that doesn't justify its dev time of 6 years.

            You seem upset, Eric 😉

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              fricking moronic homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem upset Eric 😉

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not funny or clever. You really just seem like you're having a mental breakdown.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop trying Eric 😉

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, it's me, a different guy than any of the three anons you replied to. WE AREN'T ONE CRITIC YOU moronic homosexual. STOP. SHITTING. EVERY. THREAD.
              I called you out last week when you ppksted thirty (THIRTY) times in one thread. Get a life, I go on this site once a night for 30 minutes and I see posts from you across entire fricking days. Basement dwelling piece of shit.
              I know you're going to reply "you seem upset, Eric ;)". Post a real reply or you suck dicks.
              To keep it totk related, gleeoks are cool as hell, but they should roam the sky.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem mad Eric 😉

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >schitzo moron ruining the thread is still posting "eric" shit, and his posts are still up
    >I get banned for calling him schitzo replying non-sense to my post
    What a great moderation team here.
    I guess you can't criticize nintendo on Ganker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BTFO

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching two hours of a midwit nitpicking a video game
    why?

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was just a little more of BotW, any discussion that was there to be had about that game was already discussed years ago and what was there to be talked about in terms of what was added amounted to just little over a month. It just proves that this is overpriced DLC that doesn't justify its dev time of 6 years.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the game, but TOTK is not all that far removed from BOTW so I didn't get the same amount of enjoyment out of it as I did back then with BOTW. Also the shrine puzzles were not as good in TOTK in my opinion. Temples were an improvement but still could be much better. Underground area had a few cool things but over-all was kind of meh.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK and BotW are not Zelda games.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer streamer cannot speed run it?

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fizzle out after a month?
    I finished it in 2 weeks, liked it, and moved on to other games. It's been already 3 months and you haters are still talking about it? Obsessed homosexual KEK

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look guys this youtuber agrees with my opinion!!!!
    beyond gay

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No new towns
    >No MAJOR changes to the map geometry, maybe death mountain.
    >No rebuilt settlements like houses on the roads
    >No lon lon ranch with a malon and talon clone
    >No new abilities other than earthwake
    >No faster flurry rush like AOC had it.
    >No 3 new weapon types to make combat fresh for link and the enemies
    >No more than 3 new mini bosses
    >No more than 2 new bokoblin tier enemies, constructs and captains
    >No more than 0 new lynel enemies, instead they added rocks onto a lynel
    >No fishing
    >No new weather like high winds
    >No guardian replacement when they already designed it (the 5th dungeon boss)
    >No content in the depths
    >No towns in the sky
    >No restricted dungeons like in BOTW, they didn't let you climb there unlike in TOTK where you can fly.
    >No final dungeon, instead a 15 minute shit cave to ganon.
    >No cool big battle between Hyrule united and ganon.
    What the frick were they doing. Im the biggest Zelda gay and I remember defending this shit because I was assuming they were hiding everything and being secretive. Fuse is terrible and shit to use mid combat, all of it's wacky effects are just from tools in botw. Don't need to mention arrow fusing. BOTW already had a content problem, but did they really think adding another map was necessary. Imagine having 1 boss unique to an entire map. What a fricking nothing burger of a game. Also
    >hoverbike

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>No new towns
      Why read the rest of the post if you flat out admit you didn't play the game you shitposting, samegayging moron?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really consider lookout landing a town, but it's a good addition. A good hub area and that's all. It's just strange to me that so much time has passed in that world and they've done nothing to rebuild

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name ONE besides the tiny central "town" that's a fourth the size of gerudo town

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALttP loved
    OoT loved
    MM loved
    WW divisive
    TP divisive
    PH divisive
    SS divisive
    ST divisive
    BotW divisive
    ALBW loved
    TotK divisive

    I thought the Zelda series was supposed to be one of the pillars of gaming???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It all started going downhill with Wind Waker. A lot of the bullshit in Breath of the Wild started in Wind Waker, come to think of it. I also remember all the discourse about Ocarina of Time being "bad" coming after Wind Waker and that horseshit about OoT not being a "real" Zelda game (even though it's practically a 3D remake of Link to the Past).
      You know what? Frick Wind Waker fans. They ruined this series.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A lot of the bullshit in Breath of the Wild started in Wind Waker

        Frick you're right...all those copy pasted lookout towers and reefs with rarely good rewards.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does andre have to actually criticize nintendo for once to get any views on his channel after all his friends left him?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He shit all over TP, and thought the game was kinda shit. He even put a warning up for TPgays, so they wouldn't get their feelings hurt.

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