why walk when you can ride?

why walk when you can ride?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    n'wah

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Riding a giant bug by digging a hole on its shell and pulling its exposed nerves seems kinda rude. Where were the wild silt striders anyways?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seen any elves? Hahahaha!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why play Oblivion and Skyrim when you can play Morrowind?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no such thing as a coincidence, sleeper

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "We make a special trip just for you"

    So nice.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    morrowslop

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, I've got my enchanted BING BING WAHOO boots with 1pt of Slowfall.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw you learned that silt striders all died after red mountain erupted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly didn't die when Red Mountain went nuclear? And why the fuck isn't there a total conversion mod for Skyrim where you explore post-apocalypse Vvardenfell?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There was a mod for that I think it was called shadow of Morrowind but I have no idea if it finished or is even still being worked on.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uh, you dont get to bring friends

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game comes with built in racism
    and none of that sissified gray quarter shit in morrowind3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Always thought it was funny how you could ask people about other races and they would all give different interpretations depending on their race. Listening to every race call wood elves smelly, drunk, and untrustworthy little shits and then having a wood elf tell you they’re “in tune with nature” and “whimsical” was pretty funny

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dark elves that say the n word

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yo how come this one dunmer mage is sending me to kill some other mage who didn’t pay their “guild fees”?
    This guild is corrupt or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they don't pay their fees they're no better than the T*lv*nni

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you gave an argonian cement shoes and dropped him into the sea
    since he cant drown would be starve or be eaten by slaughterfish first?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he would survive by eating slaughterfish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so its just a jail until he makes a fishbone knife to cut off his feet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He would suffocate from the water pressure. They're swamp lizzers not deep divers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        avoided saying lake because their scaly friends would probably just swim down and drag him to safety

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why seed when you can feed?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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