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get a haircut hippy
Moist would unironically be super cute as a girl
Explain how, none of his features are feminine
Conchita Moist
I knew a short latina with a tight ass who had thick eyebrows and eyes like Moist, I wanted to frick her brains out. I'm pretty sure she's a sugar baby though.
>pretty sure she's a sugar baby though
All of them are
height, or lack thereof
skinny, long hair, effeminate, whines a lot
his legs are
Are you joking? Take away the beard and he's basically a woman, probably why he never shaves it
Charlie constantly talks about how he plays with black guys who are several feet taller than him. He always makes sure to present himself as though he would be plappable if he were a girl.
>constantly talks about how he plays with black guys who are several feet taller than him
thats just asking for a perri piper edit
>what is Emriu
I hate how kawaii she is, it hurts. I love her smile.
>she
As far as I know Emiru is actually a girl
Google Emiru penis
Well now I'm too scared to
She was put threw media training so she could rob the incels blind. If you seen her older videos she was alot more different.
They're all cute until they open the mouth. Recall the "hey boomer" girl.
you most likely have not see her old videos when she was only getting 1-5 viewers.
I don't watch much of the OTK streamers but from what I've seen of her, she has a way of talking that struck me as sounding like she had a speech impediment or a weird way of talking and then got speech training so not it sounds "normal" but weirdly stiff/forced.
Between the makeup, her speech and the few streams I've seen, she definitely seems like a very crafted/manicured persona.
>1,60cm
>low physique
>nice ass
>nice genes for long hair
Urinocally SPBP.
>Moist
I hate the rebranding, I stopped watching when he did his face reveal and jumped on the podcast train. I know he did it for the money but his channel was much better when he was stuck at like 900k subs for 4 years.
What was that? 12 years ago?
Dude, fricking tell me about it. I'm pretty sure he deleted his online chatroom videos where he goes around practically sexually harassing people. His content was already lazy, but I really preferred it when he stuck to video games instead of giving the most reddit opinions about everything.
>Moist
do underages really call him that?
That's not as weird and creepy as all the kids that unironically refer to him as Jesus.
"He'" is obviously a biological female. Ask any woman to do a man's voice and they'll sound exactly like "him."
people think just because you're a part of some "video game tournament" that you can come and go out of countries whenever you want. i'd deny them entry too, especially if their reason was to "play video games hurr durr, we a team on some little kids vidya game!" instant fricking deny, go back to your shithole country and get a real job.
Now let's hear what would you do to the millions of hispanics that freely enter your country each year
i'd kill them all, next question Black person? also, his moronic vidya team should've just entered illegally as well.
Mods!!! He is racist ban him for 3 days.
This. Black folk like that would get their ass beat by me IRL. Best they can do is shit post on this meaningless website using the internet that they didn’t create.
you aren't gonna do shit your here shit posting
Give them free credit cards and 5 star hotel rooms
I'd put them to work.
Still make more money than you, wagie.
Money for nothing, and their chicks for free.
he doesn't make more money than me, in fact, i make more than him 🙂 you all literally eat what i throw away lmao
Show me your paystub.
kys yanderedev
t. the little homosexual with the earring and the makeup
But the problem is that they can, but not as a team.
Based.
Saying on your app to enter a country "video game team here to compete" is the equivalent to saying your a reddit mod on a job app. I would've put them in a detention center for a month.
The chad power tripper
This right here is probably what happened. You had some bitter and angry worker at the embassy, who just like this Anon, is unhappy with his life and blames others for his misfortunes and wanted to punish them.
Not him but if I was in immigration I would deny anyone who isn't white and coming in with an education. Sure they are white but they are coming in to play vidya
They don't let white people make these decisions.
I know. It is almost always black ladies.
If the world has done nothing for that man then what should he owe the world?
You're ass certainly isn't doing shit for him. If you have a problem with it feel free to suck the guy's dick off so he'll be happy.
Kek. This reminds me how the Street fighter community has to have someone guide international players through the process of traveling to America. Motherfrickers were getting stopped and held because people thought they were visiting the country to literally fight people in the streets no partake in a game tournament
This does bring a point. If they literally said "to play videogames" at any point, yeah...
And you'd let brown people in with a rapist visa.
Top kek this. Business, not work. Literally first thing my father taught me about traveling
>just because you're a part of some "video game tournament" that you can come and go out of countries whenever you want.
ummm, yes?
Ummmm, I have a passport?
I can literally go anywhere I want in the world for a week with the exception of countries too poor to have an airport or in the middle of a war.
ummm, what you say is literally incompatible with reality
Say what you want but they were making money by playing video games. Not sure why you should care about the people attempting to come visit legally while we have a fricking border crisis with any random mfer just walking in. But sure, haha traveling to play a game.
its bulldog all over again, when will they learn
>goyslop poster
What a huge fricking douchebag, holyshit. Who watches this frick up?
lmao
he has a comic book series called "godslap" I think OP shopped the poster
Goyslop is unironically less embarrassing than Godslap.
Literally millions of people anon, his milktoast takes appeal to the lowest common denominator
>milktoast
You fricking idiot, you are the lowest common denominator.
Mmmmm milktoast
sorry only browns are accepted
>oh no you got rejected
>REEE let me scream on the internet for good got points
remember when he used to do just funny stories over video game footage? best arc.
then he showed his face, then came the hard decision to unsub him as all his videos turned to gay fricking eceleb drama stirring and the like. it was because he struggled with OCD so he was basically just recreating the same video over and over, but after he "conquered" it he went to absolute shit.
This, his gameplay & commentary was the best but now he’s just another “look at the shit I get to do and you don’t” butthole.
I watch Official Duck Studios and my first exposure to critikal was when he talked about Reice shooting Joey the camera guy with a crossbow live on stream. I thought he was just a run of the mill drama tuber. Was his gameplay really that good back when?
You definitely had to be there to get it. Everyone just knew him as a random anonymous guy with a deadpan voice playing random video games.
i remember some anon posting one of his videos here like 10+ years ago
>mfw seeing he has 15 million subs now
wtf
The are Australian.
>"Australian"
So are they Chinese, Lebanese or Indians?
Look at their names. They are white. Which is probably the actual reason they were denied. Its easier for the blackest gorilla in Africa to enter the US than a White Man from an allied english speaking country.
we cant even enter our own country "illegally" lmao
It's his fault for not doing it early, now he is blaming bureaucracy as usual, this guy is a fricking joke.
because the US Government sees all Caucasian Men as terrorists.
Is that his mad face?
that's clearly scottish
american lunch would be drenched in cheese and hot sauce
mmmm beige munchy box
irn bru is shit now
Do Italians really?
>American
Bait, that's bait.
Americans don't drink IRN BRU
>Clearly an italian flag
>Clearly a british person
>Clearly scottish scenery
Do Americans really?
That seems like a normal amount of food for an average sized person.
NORF
Thats a roight proppa meal.
This is actually like the least american video for numerous reason and I am actually pissed off due to envy.
>fatty wafts in the smell of a deep fryer
>order pizza
>get mcdonalds
angry manlets are one of natures great joys
I'm not going to bother watching it but I'm going to assume he didn't get his players visas.
>Why was the Apex team barred from entering
they weren't mexican and didn't try to cross the southern borde
Imagine following these entertainment product "personalities" that literally follow scripts shit out by their agents.
should've just gone through the southern border
This. This is literally all they had to do. Literally just take a plane to mexico and walk right in from there.
>HEY GUYS IT CRITIKAL HERE TODAY IM GOING TO BE GIVING SURFACE LEVEL TAKES ON SOMETHING I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. SO YEA THATS IT. BYE
>13 minute video
>"somethings really been grinding my gears lately, really tickling my testicles if you know what I mean..."
>"murder is bad"
>repeat for 12 minutes and 30 seconds
>"see ya"
Why did you post a picture of Hassan?
Psyops like asmongold and OP guy are proto-AIslop
This shit happens all the time in Esports, league of legends the most notorious. Players from Asia have to get VISAs set up months in advance and even then, sometimes their VISAs don't even get approved after waiting 3 months. Then the tournament comes, VISA still isn't approved and they have to drop out
>Moist Critical thread
Just watch this tbh
his team is called Moisty Balls, and the immigration office thought they were a porn studio
If I saw something that stupid, I'd probably reject them too.
Frick this stupid moron and that brown mutamoron. Nothing but click bait vids leading to their shit takes.
muta is a good man
Considering how this homosexual joined in on the anti-white Karen hate train just to get clicks, it is wildly appropiate that he gets to see exactly what being an obediant little homosexual really gets people like him.in burgerland today.
The dude literally follows script(s), he's part of agency like asmongold and mrbeast, they're only saying what the consensus wants.
>the anti-white Karen hate train
Meds, now
Simple, despite what most Americans think, getting legally into the US is not an easy thing, even under democrat presidency.
The immigration offices WILL deny you entry if they find the smallest thing off or lack paperwork from another government branch.
Illegal entry is another thing, but thats really more a border control issue.
Where's he from? Europeans travel to the US without a visa, by filling some electronic form (ESTA); it's a non-issue. For non-Europeans, yeah, it's not worth the hassle unless you actually want to stay or something.
You need a work visa for esports tournaments.
Ok that explains it, although is it "work" or something like B1? Still a drag.
>I can't stay silent on this any longer
>Translation: I waited until a consensus was reached to comment
That's what I hate the most about him. Charlie is a fricking coward, all he does is wait for the "popular" opinion to emerge and then preach that to his army of 12 year olds.
What consensus? he's been wasting thousands on legal fees for about a year or so
He looks like a very privileged hobbo.
they were white
>forces the break up of a moronic little video game team of foreigners just so they can enter the country
whoever was responsible for this deserves a promotion
He hasn't bribed enough politicians or the correct politicians anyway.
He did try to get into politics via piker and AOC though.
>night media
>phone poster
critikal isnt affiliated with night media though
>Penguinz0 suing the american government
>Tiktok just announced they are also suing the government
Burger bros?
looking forward to the penguinz0 video "Well, we tried and failed. something needs to change with our system" lol lmao even
You might as well enter the ring with prime Mike Tyson while having both of your hands tied behind your back.
Who even determines the outcome of court cases like this? Like an american judge can't rule in a case against the american government, its a conflict of interest, right?
Sounds like you've had a little too much to think...
One is an American citizen, the other a foreign company controlled by a hostile foreign power.
>Why was the Apex team barred from entering?
HAHAHA LMAO. American immigration finally doing their damn jobs. Moist is a homosexual and apex is gay. deserved
I hate this greasy fricking gay so fricking much why does he look so fricking gross and greasy FRICK
Because he lives in florida, which is both hot and humid as frick.
Why does he pretend like he doesn't know the reason? The reason is because his team is comprised of white males and nothing else. 3 videos and not once did he name the israelite as the sole cause of this.
Huh?
Video games, stupid homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.
Just because you are jealous doesn't mean you won't be able to become a YouTuber like them, I believe in you.
I typed in
>>>/nv/
and it says 404
I like that you keep this updated, which means you actively watch them and are aware of what the current ecelebs are.
MoistCriticak does play videogames you big dummy
Exactly the point. Not that good. Meaning they might give up on their gaming life and try to live in the US legally working under the table making more money than a gamer. Rooster Teeth try pulling this shit 3 times.
I cant believe we let millions of fricking colored people in with no visas or even IDs and give them money and social services, yet the line is drawn when it's a fricking video game team with actual papers who arent even trying to live here. This country is so ass backwards its unreal.
E-Celebs really don't like to be reminded that there are bigger problems than whatever dumb video game bullshit they have going on. Personally, if I had a platform of millions I would tell all my followers to go vote but I don't make the rules.
I miss this homie like you wouldn't believe. I wish he'd stop pretending like his new videos are "higher quality" than his old videos. They're literally all the fricking same except his newer videos are x100 less funny.
Too late to change format now. His videos get millions of views each and I really doubt he's willing to sacrifice that for the sake of a small minority that miss his old videos.
>one of the first videos I ever remember seeing from him is his Pooh Baseball video
I'm really sad that he must absolutely post a face cam nowadays, even if his face doesn't change its usual look 99% of the time.
When your entire identity is riffing on troll culture despite being a big chungus. If someone sees your troll tier esports teams name that references a well known meme about a grandmothers wet pussy, you get rejected because they think its a joke.
It's so funny when clowns get mad that other people aren't taking them seriously.
Redpill is that white people add so much cheese to pasta because they can't spice it.
Cheese is a spice.
Cheese is not a spice, cheese is an animal byproduct. Spices are definitionally plants. Salt is not a spice, btw.
Cheese is literally the best food. Skip the pasta just eat a block of cheese.
I eat sargento cheese sticks
>just as calorically dense
nah senpai
>Redpill is that white people add so much cheese to pasta because they can't spice it.
browns put 10,000 spices to hide the taste of their rancid rat meat from the sewer, assuming they have a sewer system.
The fact that white people defend only using salt is embarrassing. No white person can ever just admit that sometimes their meat is a bit bland because they only use salt and garlic herbs.
sorry posted the wrong pic
sorry posted the wrong pic
redpill is browns can't eat cheese and will forever seethe.
The worst part about this whole video is that this probably isn't even his last meal of the day.
Is Charlie a player on the team or does he just do commentary? I watched a snippet of this team’s gameplay and it didn’t look like he was the one playing.
He owns them.
I thought that was illegal
Legal as punishment for a crime. And as we all know, all gamers are convicted sex offenders.
Wtf, he’s a slave owner?
>goyslop poster
so this stupid meme was a e-celeb thing the whole time? Go figure.
Do you need a visa to visit America as a tourist? Why didn’t they just do that?
>Do you need a visa to visit America as a tourist?
Yes.
>Why didn’t they just do that?
They thought rules didn't apply to them because they were there for a special video game tournament. They unironically just did not know they needed one.
They did. They applied for multiple kinds of visas and were denied both while being under the Moist Esports organization.
Every time I check in on this dudes esports streams it's always midway into his team jobbing as he watches on, dejectedly. It's sort of hilarious to me at this point and the only reason I ever check in - just to confirm. And it always is, every time lmao
The team that got fricked by U.S. got 4th place despite having their practice schedules fricked by all the immigration problems.
it's not like america cares about their borders why is he mad
Border security is not the same thing as immigration. Hell, this isn't even really immigration - it's a temporary residence for work.
Had to stop watching this guy full stop because I think all the 'god gamer' shit and constant praise from his viewers for having the most bland opinions got to his head. His Nioh 2 streams back in the day were especially painful to watch. He was getting smacked so hard he started running past all the enemies and told his chat he was 'speed running'. Now all his content is drama attacking low hanging fruit.
>Be semi-decent at Souls game
>Crumple like a house of cards when you play an actually hard game
Always fun
The worst part is he claimed to be such a massive fan of Nioh talking about all the options for combat....then he proceeded to spam one move. He ran around naked for maybe 1/3 of the game and complained about taking too much damage. And he shit on his chat every time they offered advice. I think the VODs are still on youtube
used to think this guy was funny enough even up until last year. can't really put into words how he's changed, but I can only see him as a complete moron now.
He's gotten too confident, it's offputting because he's clearly just a scrawny beta male and thinks he's risen above his station. He needs to get his ass kicked, unironically, to remind him he's a manlet gay no matter what he does. He will always be a manlet, forever.
Let's see you try fricko, he'd flatten you in seconds
>mfw dumbbells are my only workout
>hey my name is cr1tikal and today im playing virtual chatroom lets do this shit
>starts harrassing women
better times honestly, this guy "fell off" when he showed his face to the world
This little homosexual is going to turn 30 this year and his big thing in life is fricking esports. I hope he fricking kills himself.
Your big thing is Ganker shitposting
And I didn't make a video on youtube crybitching for catching a 30 day ban because Ganker mods are fricking moronic.
He's got a lot of money right? Why does he bathe and take care of himself?
he also goes outside. not everyone needs to be asmongold.
why does the internet love listening to neet's in white t-shirts?
all of her moist shitsports is slop, look at fatashi or his smash homosexuals that only win if isnt homosexual sonix or leo until was nerfed
i like the guy but he honestly has the most lukewarm opinions on any given matter. the type of guy that will wait 10 years on something that is actually controversial before siding with the mainstream opinion.
That's crazy how this guy started as a nobody that I saw on Ray William Johnsons =3 show in 2011, to now being the most popular e-celeb ever. I thought he was like in his 20's when he made that QWOP video that made him viral.
>I thought he was like in his 20's when he made that QWOP video that made him viral.
His shitty microphone from back then made his voice sound a lot darker than it actually is.
i miss old critikal pre face reveal. used to watch his moronic commentaries every night in middle school. now he's just a giant homosexual.
>it's american
>trust me, fellow freedom lover
lol okay thirdie
>Trust me bro, it's definitely fortified calcium and not literal iron that's being moved by a magnet.
The whole thing's moronic, but that really rustles my jimmies.
only illegals are welcome, unironically should have just crossed in the desert.
>Charlie vs US Government, 350 US 1488 (2024)
>1
>Local react merchant expressed disbelief that national sovereignty is real and that his video game team isn't.
so anyone that keeps track of Apex Legends esports. how good is charlies team?
>Gatekeeps the City of Heroes revival, pretends to miss the game he's actually playing, then complains when the code leaks so other people can play it.
Eat your desserts, homosexual.
I thought gatekeeping was le good though
>So I was just walking around the park minding my own business thinking about what to have for dinner when suddenly, I saw it right in front of me. I could not believe my eyes, the gall, absolute shamelesness. I was appalled at such behemoth of putridness, a monument to the worst there is in humanity, a cosmic horror of evil; now I could no longer enjoy my dinner without thinking of that awful experience; I was scarred for life. I wish I could lobotomize myself and forget about it, but alas I could not so I'll have to carry that experience like Spike carries that weight forever until the sun explodes and we are nothing but meaningless space dust. It ruined my day, it really did.