Why was this made when the Steam Deck already exists?

Why was this made when the Steam Deck already exists?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    free money for an old game

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Switch has sold over 100m units, it's a pretty safe bet to say that a couple million of those haven't played Portal before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but those games can run on decade old toasters and the pc versions are cheap as dirt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So can a lot of indie games that release on the Switch, yet they still sell well there, so there's clearly an audience for that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right, but do 5 year olds own PCs?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure their parents do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. Normal people generally don't have PCs anymore. Shit, they barely even have laptops that aren't notebooks anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because a lot of switch owners do not play games on their pcs.
        any more stupid questions?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are switch users moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        japs don't play pc games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most people don't even have a PC anymore. For the love of God, please touch grass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most people dont have switches either with that logic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did your mother drop you on your head?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >For the love of God, please touch grass.
          Their paradigm of computing is still from the 90s or something, when desktops ruled. Completely ignoring that most people moved to smartphones or laptops or tablets. They'd have a good excuse if desktop AAA games were still good, but that isn't even true anymore either.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because porting it is cheap as frick and it allows them to sell it to people who already own a switch but not a steam deck.
    You might as well ask why Bethesda ports Skyrim for the 20th time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to know why oblivion, fallout 3 and NV haven't been ported yet. It's easy money. Microsoft has an army of code macacos that could port it while Bethesda works on their autism projects

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody wants to look at Oblivion-era uncanny valley potato faces.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah TESgays will take anything while they wait for VI you are kidding yourself

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deckgays wouldn't play it otherwise

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's to recoup the costs of selling the Deck at a loss. Nintendies are literally funding their own demise.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An apology for the whipping valve does to the switch

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cause they can, and with it still not running at a fluid 60 (even with Nvidia porting it), it's a good comparison for deck

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to test new porting tools
    t. knower

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon this was done by the same company that originally ported portal to the nvidia shield which has the same gpu architecture as the switch
      they arent testing anything new here.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the Steam Deck made when the switch and desktop pcs exist?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The better question is why half life 1 and 2 aren't included.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS TF2 FOR SWITCH???

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have Source running on Xbox / PS2 / 360 / PS3
    >need to justify porting it to ARM
    >make a Switch port

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there were several source android ports on the nvidia shield

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Steam Deck is not exactly pushing big hardware numbers.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because normalgays won’t buy a Deck for $400 and wait a year to receive it just to play old Portal games when they can just get it on Switch instead.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually making quite fair amount of buzz on nipland. Helps that port is good.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Switch is a significantly larger platform
    Most people buying steam decks already have both portal games on steam

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because people who have a Switch won't be buying a Steam Deck and nobody with a functional PC is moronic enough to buy a gimped gaming laptop.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was #1 on the eShop earlier this morning so it was a good idea.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deck is for PCgays double dipping so most already have it for testing. Consolegays haven't had an actual valve game since CSGO so re releasing portal is a good gauge for interest in rereleasing more scraps on consoles and namely switch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At most, they will do a Half Life collection because HL2 already got ported by Nvidia but stuff like Alyx is going to be sticking on PC for the foreseeable future. I really doubt it will come to PSVR2 on launch.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to milk money out of Nintendies. it's money just sitting there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to PCgays getting milked by gpu companies, only to play pozzed AAA dogshit. At least tendies don't delude themselves that they need a lot of power to find a good game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you need to cope this much? PC is doing fine and getting better getting games from everywhere including third party games that would burn the Switch down if it ever tried to run them. There is simply no comparison to a platform that can play games like MHR that was on the Switch to games like Elden Ring and then getting games like Spiderman later this year you would never find on the Switch.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing 20 year old games at 540p25fps
    lol maybe Valve just felt like losing some money

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Designing a system to compete with a company and then releasing your game on their platform is a special kind of flex

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