WHY WONT THE MUSIC END?! seasons, don't fear the reaper?

WHY WONT THE MUSIC END?!
seasons, don't fear the reaper?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I deleted the game after I had spent four hours on two runs and didnt get to keep anything I collected and was back at square one. Fuck this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rouguelites tend to filter people for that reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is your brain on rogue-lite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rouguelites tend to filter people for that reason

        Not that Anon, but he has a point on spending four hours on two runs. That's two hours per run. Returnal definitely has a huge problem with the run length, when you have no upgrades to your weapons and need to kill all the bosses, a single run can easily go over two hours. Now imagine that back when the saving mid run wasn't an option, it was absolute retardation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You do know that you can just sprint towards the later biomes, right? You do not have to do each and every one of them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sprint to the boss with a level 1 weapon
            >sprint to the 3rd biome with level 1 weapon
            Not how it works retard. Even when you cut out most of the useless rooms, getting a good weapon takes an hour or so, and that's a quick run. There's a very good reason why most roguelites aim for 30 min runs at most.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >getting a good weapon takes an hour or so
              lel, wat?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro every biome gives you a free xp item that levels you to a comfortable level for that biome in case you're not already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also apart from spending those four hours meticulously collecting upgrades and clearing rooms only to go back start, why the fuck does this game not have gyro support. It should be the standard now especially for console shooters. Enjoy your tilda swinton chudy gloomy movie game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...Returnal is a Roguelite? I thought it was a story-driven action game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an arcade game with lore and realistic graphics. A strange fusion of influences from completely different eras of video games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh. Guess I should've given the game a 2nd look.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, thats rouge-lites for you.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope they do a good job porting this to pc

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I killed the first boss, and stopped playing the game while exploring the second region. It's fun, but due to the rogue-lite, once you die once or twice, you're probably putting the game down for awhile. It's not like Sekiro where you might bash your head against a well for three hours trying to learn a new boss. Once you die, you start over, and it's a long start over.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing after the first biome. I don't know why the fuck they decided to make the cycles so long.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Devs are Danes
    Please understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finns actually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell by the ugly blonde woman in the game

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never played this game because I don't play games with ugly bitches.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hyperion was absolute kino

    >goes from fighting you back to playing the organ

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mandatory mods for this game will be,

    >You keep everything after death
    >Model swap of the MC to something not hideous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PC only casuals beg for game
      >First mod they make trivializes said game and ruins the experience
      Every time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First mod will be a coomer mod, you idiot. Making her either an anime girl or turbo slut Stacy.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    60 fucking bucks. I was looking forward to it, but there are simply too many games in my backlog and coop titles releasing that would justify it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game looks good but I accidentally watched a video that spoiled the game so I guess Im not gonna get it.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I assumed that music she heard was:

    Her hearing that trash pop song would be more torture than anyone could stand, her hearing this eerie but impressive pipe organ music, with it slowly getting louder the closer she got to the boss would be so much more terrifying but also more interesting.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'll pick this up, seen deals on ebay for $20 for a new copy

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