It's because it is uncanny, like the rest of the models in this game
the breasts are realistic, big natural breasts do sag like that, but they are also not on skinny jap girls, the jap girls who do have huge breasts, have their shape and sag different from what Tiffa's breasts have in this, this is a white woman breasts, a medium size caucasian white woman, probably german breasts, It is lacking the torso, the foundation, without it, it feels like they glued huge breasts to a skinny flap jap girl model
Where were the queer characters and stories? I finished the game and did all the sidequests, but I don't recall anything beyond that Gold Saucer dance segment and that's pushing it. The blacks stood out, but I don't remember any queers.
So are they making pre-existing characters gay, side quests involving gays, or is it just “we added a rainbow and two women holding hands, please give up your money”?
I wouldn't know I didn't play it.
What reason do I have to play a sequel to a remake of an at least 3 part series that exclusively (timed) releases on a console that gives me no reason to own it? (I didn't finish FF7R part 1)
Already did, seen the mind frick of an ending. So aerith is a poltergeist now or some shit, cloud was secretly a sephiroph and barret was an angry black man the whole time.
>censorship >noggers everywhere >troons and homosexuals everywhere >I simply hate SE since they kneeled to globohomosexual agenda >I simply hate SNOY >ESG money
I almost forgot aswell but, apparently part 2 ends worse than a literal fangame, and I warned you nomura about insulting players after changing everything with ghosts.
Why the frick is there a disgusting Black person ape in FF7 anyways? I always killed him right away as cloud in my games to show him Aryans are always in charge of subhuman Black person slaves. I fricking hate Black folk so much.
because i've never bought a game in my fricking life? I was gifted them as a kid, then I learned to pirate and I would rather give 100 bucks to a bum than EVER spend a PENNY on something that should ALWAYS be free.
FRICK YOU.
I'm not playing rebirth until I've played remake. And I'm not paying 70 dollars for a game that came out 4 years ago that just released a sequel.
They will sell it to me for $25 on an upcoming sale, or I will simply never played remake or rebirth.
>get the tiny bronco >you realize the entire world map was actually seamless
Pretty fricking neat. I can definitely see them doing the Highwind justice.
The novelty of their surprise reboot Kingdom Hearts fake mystery alternate timeline extended universe enigmatic bullshit wore off immediately. FF7R is a strange and awkward blend of wanting to be something new (and bad), and being moored to the past without the ability to surpass it.
>FF7R is GOTY
Why? >Because TIFA breasts
And? >And... LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BROWN GIRL
Going to need to use big boy words >IT'S PURE NOMURA LUDOKINO SOVL
Can Ganker seriously explain how this is a good game?
Because remake was the worst game ever made. Idk how people enjoy the combat of these new games it's 40 minute fights for basic ass enemies doing the same boring 2 attack animations.
I am playing the original for the first time and I pais for it. So in a certain way I bought it. The remake and rebirth still too expensive for me, I will buy the Remake when it goes under $20 doe
I don't think SE really understands some things, if you say you're making a Remake, hype it as a remake for literally 6 years, sell it for 60+ bigbois as a remake, and everyone discovers it's a reimagining, what do you think will happen with the next game? You can't lie and say it's what people wanted anymore, that ship sailed with P1, so now you have to sell the Reimagining instead which were unarguably some of the weakest parts of P1.
I don't mind extra side shit in my remake, the Jessie stuff, the other chicanery, the haunted area, that was mostly fine. The moment you start making large changes to the main story it becomes moronic and ceases to be a remake, especially if the changes are stupid ones on top of it all. I saw the spoiler spooks in P2 and knew immediately it was more bullshit, the dead Tifa and alive Zack crap was just extra proof that it was going to be dumb.
They pissed in everyone's cornflakes and now they're wondering why no one is coming back for a second helping. At least we got XVI out of the mess that is current SE.
I don't want to play a game where the characters can't heal each other by themselves without some materia, causing me to stare at the HP bars for most of the battle.
I don't buy for full price 3-4 'episodes' that will be release as a single game for the same price as any one of these parts, while also having exclusive features and being graphically superior on future hardware. When FFVII Remake Final Complete Master Edition only on PC/PS7 Pro Max comes out, then I may consider it. Until then, I'll just fap to Yuffie.
im gonna be honest with you Ganker, i don't care much about the gameplay since im only gonna watch the cutscenes on youtube (im a poorgay), but i sure as frick am edging to the soundtrack lately, it's insane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShXyvHik48Y
I never played the original. Grew up poor where you either had a PlayStation or a Nintendo console. I had an n64 so never played the ps1 final fantasy games.
Because Remake sucked and I'm not particularly invested in the story, original continuity or otherwise.
Make a good game, maybe I'll buy it. Until then, I'll just keep jerking off to it for free. Swimsuits are ugly by the way, and out of character. Not that Tifa or Aerith have much of any character anyway, but still. Protip: jerking off to fictional characters in context will increase your cumstream by 150%. If you see something generally attractive but remove it from the logistics of its unique setting, you're missing out on a lot of what makes the goon sesh so satisfying. Headcanon is fine, but like everything, it has to have limits.
waited all that time for FF7R PC, and it was a £75 turd.
because it's made by square-enix, the most incompetent bunch of fricking dipshits on the market
She's ugly, aerith is hotter
I'm not enough of a loser to put up with garbage just because it has coombait.
Because it has blacks and time jannies.
Not a fan of SE games story structures.
>Ganker - Marketing
Buy. A. Fricking. Ad
hilarious considering the 30+ palworld threads and my recent related ban for telling the janitors that were part of tencents campaign to BUY AN AD.
I don't get these posts. The thread clearly is the paid ad.
Why pay for what I can get from Italian parliament for free.
i don't have a PS5 lmao. nobody I know who plays rpgs has one either.
breasts too small
It's shit.
I am waking up.
because of you shill trannies
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The characters look inhuman.
I don't play sweet baby trash.
Why does it have ps3 graphics?
Why is Tifa Lockhart from Nibelheim Japanese now?
Because they took away her breasts.
BEcause of her ugly ass spike hair on the back
>Saggy breasts
nah, Sorry m8, I am not into hags
this as a perfectly valid reason. breasts just doesn't feel right so no buy from me.
It's because it is uncanny, like the rest of the models in this game
the breasts are realistic, big natural breasts do sag like that, but they are also not on skinny jap girls, the jap girls who do have huge breasts, have their shape and sag different from what Tiffa's breasts have in this, this is a white woman breasts, a medium size caucasian white woman, probably german breasts, It is lacking the torso, the foundation, without it, it feels like they glued huge breasts to a skinny flap jap girl model
I expect to see perfect breasts in my games. Perfect breasts do not sag, it they do sag, I will not buy. it's simple as that.
>a medium size caucasian white woman
>medium size
I think i know what you think medium sized is
small woman = e-girl shortstack
medium woman = tifa
large woman = fatso
xlarge woman = body positive whale
xxlarge woman = plus model
>medium woman = tifa
Wait so your whole argument is that the boobs are too big for her skin color? HOLY KEK
Because FF games are fricking boring and no one gives a frick about the story or games outside of Tifa and Arieth.
what about her?
Wasn't she wearing a bra swimsuit in the original? I'm not buying this shitty excuse of woke swimsuit.
Lickable tummy
>Buying gamee
>why wont you buy her game?
For this reason
fricking hell
SWEEET BABY IIIIIIIIIIIIIINC
Tbh Sony is more than capable of turbowoking a game without hiring the services of a consultancy.
Where were the queer characters and stories? I finished the game and did all the sidequests, but I don't recall anything beyond that Gold Saucer dance segment and that's pushing it. The blacks stood out, but I don't remember any queers.
So are they making pre-existing characters gay, side quests involving gays, or is it just “we added a rainbow and two women holding hands, please give up your money”?
I'd love to, but I'm trapped in the timeline where I have taste and standards 🙁
>FF7R is SHIT
Why?
>Because... CENSOR BOB
And?
>And... TIME JANNIE
I need valid criticism
>THAT ONE NIBELHEIM BLACK CHICK
Can Ganker seriously explain how this isn't one of the best games of the generation?
>time jannies
>n-no, that's not valid criticism cause it jUST ISN'T
cope
>it's valid criticism because I don't like it, baka...
It's a plot contrivance, hence it's valid criticism. Enjoy my final (You).
>its a <headcanon>, therefore its valid criticism
yawn
I wouldn't know I didn't play it.
What reason do I have to play a sequel to a remake of an at least 3 part series that exclusively (timed) releases on a console that gives me no reason to own it? (I didn't finish FF7R part 1)
>>FF7R is SHIT
>Why?
Because ff is shit, weeblet 🙂
Dumb, smelly, weeb
>one nibelBlack person
>one
homie THERE IS 6 TIMELINES
3 ZACKS
3 AERITHS
2 SEPHIROTHS
2 CLOUDS
2 HOLY MATERIA
3 BLACK MATERIA
Is there a timeline when Tifa is Jennifer Connelly and not "some J/K pop?"
That's the only timeline I care about.
For me? It's the new backstory for the black materia, which is somehow even gayer and more nonsensical than the original.
I hope there is a mod to make her breasts smaller when it comes to PC. Otherwise Tifa is my favourite character
Who has a PS5?
Troons and coloreds in the FGC only
but i did, and i literally bought a PS5 just for it
regret not just waiting 3 months for PC and pirating it holy frick it is so bad
You can still sell everything on Ebay
because she looks like a creepy soulless doll
It's not out on pc yet.
it's cheaper to get a big titty hooker than buying PS5 and ff7stillbirth
Too many sweėt båby canned NPCs, moronic timelines, empty low res spaces, chaotic button-smashing battles.
1 not on PC
2 I'm not installing a game that requires 200gigas
Because the story is shit.
Why would I buy her game when I can just fap to her porn?
Already did, seen the mind frick of an ending. So aerith is a poltergeist now or some shit, cloud was secretly a sephiroph and barret was an angry black man the whole time.
>censorship
>noggers everywhere
>troons and homosexuals everywhere
>I simply hate SE since they kneeled to globohomosexual agenda
>I simply hate SNOY
>ESG money
And finally the first FF7 remake wasn't good.
I wouldn't buy this even if you gave me a PS5 for free.
I
do not
own
a
ps5
PC because i can mod it.
I almost forgot aswell but, apparently part 2 ends worse than a literal fangame, and I warned you nomura about insulting players after changing everything with ghosts.
Because i knew after playing FF7R the story would be completely fricked
Literally ALL they had to do was remake FF7 and not subvert people's expectations
Why the frick is there a disgusting Black person ape in FF7 anyways? I always killed him right away as cloud in my games to show him Aryans are always in charge of subhuman Black person slaves. I fricking hate Black folk so much.
I'll make sure to fap to some barret x crossdressing cloud porn in your honor.
Day one buy for me on PC. So long as it's a reasonable price. Otherwise I'll wait for it to be a reasonable price.
because i've never bought a game in my fricking life? I was gifted them as a kid, then I learned to pirate and I would rather give 100 bucks to a bum than EVER spend a PENNY on something that should ALWAYS be free.
FRICK YOU.
What's it like living in the third world?
I'm not playing rebirth until I've played remake. And I'm not paying 70 dollars for a game that came out 4 years ago that just released a sequel.
They will sell it to me for $25 on an upcoming sale, or I will simply never played remake or rebirth.
I buy what I want
homosexual
>get the tiny bronco
>you realize the entire world map was actually seamless
Pretty fricking neat. I can definitely see them doing the Highwind justice.
Took too long to release. I seriously don't get the long break between part 1 and 2. 6 months maximum.
Waiting for the PC release and crack.
I have zero interest in their cringe fanfic
Why would og ffvii and cc be two separate worlds?
The novelty of their surprise reboot Kingdom Hearts fake mystery alternate timeline extended universe enigmatic bullshit wore off immediately. FF7R is a strange and awkward blend of wanting to be something new (and bad), and being moored to the past without the ability to surpass it.
a cash grab, you mean
>FF7R is GOTY
Why?
>Because TIFA breasts
And?
>And... LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BROWN GIRL
Going to need to use big boy words
>IT'S PURE NOMURA LUDOKINO SOVL
Can Ganker seriously explain how this is a good game?
Imagine needing to write a blog post just to tell everyone you're a homosexual and hate breasts
Because they went back and censored her in remake.
kek you need to cut off more of the box than that you dont even have your full party,
Because remake was the worst game ever made. Idk how people enjoy the combat of these new games it's 40 minute fights for basic ass enemies doing the same boring 2 attack animations.
>Nnooo, p-please buy the game, we even give you a little bit of cleavage and boobs back, PLEASE!!!
too little too late
I am playing the original for the first time and I pais for it. So in a certain way I bought it. The remake and rebirth still too expensive for me, I will buy the Remake when it goes under $20 doe
I wamt tifa to reduce my breath to null with her massive murder pillows
I grew out of jrpgs a long time ago and discovered Baldur's Gate.
>Trannies gate
have a nice day little Black person boy. Go grab a shit out of the toilet and bite it.
I was playing BG long before you even heard of it or this moronic website, silence child
Everything after 6 is Final Fantasy ™.
Only the side series and the earlier remakes have been worth buying since.
Not paying full price for 1/3rd of a game.
Will wait for sale like I did Remake
Because Barry said it would be gay infested Black person game and he was right.
why would I have a PS5 in current year?
Lack of porn is telling
Her face is kpop disgusting
I will buy it when it comes to PC. I m not buying a 500€ toy just to play one (1) game.
>I will buy it when it comes to PC.
why
yeah maybe i shouldnt play vidya at all
Because Steam has a nice refund policy. Play it, if it doesn't hook me just return it
>PS5
>70
Take pick
Because while she is very beautiful, her game isn't really the sort of thing that interests me.
Is it cheaper to get a biofem cosplayer to dress up as Tifa for seggs than buying a PS5 + game just so I can fap to bikini Tifa?
I would if I had a PS5
Too many blacks.
Game's been pozzed and the story diarrhea'd on
Playstation became shit after ps2, I'll pirate the game on PC
Someone make porn of her already. Videogames are trash.
that's a child
out of 10!
these anons get it too
WE WILL SAVE FF7 REBIRTH SALES
i prefer flatties
Not buying a PS5 just for one game
I did. I couldn't leave Costa Del Sol for like 6 hours because the thought of her putting clothes back on was too painful.
I need yellow paint on the buy button. Wtf am I supposed to click? Can a companion remind me every 10 seconds?
never really cared about FF
a pair of breasts isn't going to change my mind all of a sudden
Because I've already got the OG and tons of her porn stored. What else is there?
Never buying anything from square enix and capcom, tired of anti consumer bullshit.
I actually own a PS5 and I'm not buying it.
I don't think SE really understands some things, if you say you're making a Remake, hype it as a remake for literally 6 years, sell it for 60+ bigbois as a remake, and everyone discovers it's a reimagining, what do you think will happen with the next game? You can't lie and say it's what people wanted anymore, that ship sailed with P1, so now you have to sell the Reimagining instead which were unarguably some of the weakest parts of P1.
I don't mind extra side shit in my remake, the Jessie stuff, the other chicanery, the haunted area, that was mostly fine. The moment you start making large changes to the main story it becomes moronic and ceases to be a remake, especially if the changes are stupid ones on top of it all. I saw the spoiler spooks in P2 and knew immediately it was more bullshit, the dead Tifa and alive Zack crap was just extra proof that it was going to be dumb.
They pissed in everyone's cornflakes and now they're wondering why no one is coming back for a second helping. At least we got XVI out of the mess that is current SE.
I don't want to play a game where the characters can't heal each other by themselves without some materia, causing me to stare at the HP bars for most of the battle.
no PS5
My complaints so far.
1. Lighting is fricked. Seriously. What is this? 2012??
2. Performance mode is terribly blurry and low resolution. Feels like a PS2 title.
3. Graphics mode is so low FPS it's like they unironically believed 24 FPS is silky smooth cinematic.
4. Barret's voice actor is annoying as frick. Probably not his fault, but Mr. T get's tiresome real fast. The japanese guy is MUCH more mellow.
5. They did Aerith dirty with the date.
6. They reduced breasts, removed panties, fricked up faces.
7. Physics is FRICKED. Cloud moves like a crack addict with the shivers. Jittery as hell. I came from Elden Ring and holy shit is it bad.
8. Combat is fricked too. I don't know how they made Remake combat worse. I mean Remake combat is unironically good in comparison.
9. What the frick is up with the Ubisoft towers and the frick shitty chests with potions nobody cares about??
10. SEPHIROTH IS A FRICKING FRANCHISE CAPESHIT CLOWN IN THIS. SERIOUSLY.
I don't buy for full price 3-4 'episodes' that will be release as a single game for the same price as any one of these parts, while also having exclusive features and being graphically superior on future hardware. When FFVII Remake Final Complete Master Edition only on PC/PS7 Pro Max comes out, then I may consider it. Until then, I'll just fap to Yuffie.
im gonna be honest with you Ganker, i don't care much about the gameplay since im only gonna watch the cutscenes on youtube (im a poorgay), but i sure as frick am edging to the soundtrack lately, it's insane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShXyvHik48Y
I'm not going to pay money for a game with blacks (barret doesn't count).
I'm just not gonna.
>barret doesn't count
honestly based, I know what you mean anon, forced diversity bullshit is not the same thing.
>Square Enix shit
lol no, everything int that company died along with Square Soft
because it's not a remake of the original
Overrated.
because its gay
because she doesn't wear that for the rest of the game
they are just going to patch it a year from now when woketards win the argument in their staff meeting
they needed to give her some better heels
ugly b***h
I never played the original. Grew up poor where you either had a PlayStation or a Nintendo console. I had an n64 so never played the ps1 final fantasy games.
Modern day "true fans" of FFVII.
Because FF7 ruined FF. Simple, I don't support this emoslop.
Not on Steam yet. Also no beefa mod, no buy
I'm not playing censored cuckshit.
Fool me once
Shame on me
Because Remake sucked and I'm not particularly invested in the story, original continuity or otherwise.
Make a good game, maybe I'll buy it. Until then, I'll just keep jerking off to it for free. Swimsuits are ugly by the way, and out of character. Not that Tifa or Aerith have much of any character anyway, but still. Protip: jerking off to fictional characters in context will increase your cumstream by 150%. If you see something generally attractive but remove it from the logistics of its unique setting, you're missing out on a lot of what makes the goon sesh so satisfying. Headcanon is fine, but like everything, it has to have limits.
Her face is still busted and her chest is still pathetic in her default outfit which they ruined
Dissidia looks more fun of an ARPG experience.
Aren't these games on PC? Why does all of the porn of this woman use completely botched models?
>Safe-Horny Hags 7
souless, not a single actual bikini in the game. Yuffie is wearing a fricking belt as part of beachwear.
forced-moronation