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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because whales are somehow still buying keys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't explain the player base

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its like on the order of 10-100k most of the time right?
        its really not that much, there's a vanilla wow private server that has 10k+ consistently
        bots and 3rd worlders also

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      made me reply

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we tell troons to frick off and die.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      then why are the servers still full of trannies?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk the servers i run are full of chads that scream Black person Black person Black person whenever someone with a ttv name comes in

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > idk brah, my community server's sick brah
          > oh what's that brah? you want the IP?
          > sorry brah no can do brah
          Frick you Gabe

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah im not about to get cancelled by the community i orbit. They aren't troons but they don't exactly take kind to the kind of language I use here.
            this site's my outlet for basedspeak. On my server, I /say/ its not allowed, but i rarely enforce it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Very shady, you might as well lift the rule then

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no because there are times i have to enforce it, and thats when you get some clown coming to to scream Black person at everyone just to then screenshot themselves and say that im not moderating my shit. Basically the classic troon falseflag. If I ban them, then they go "b-but i didnt mean it" and i can just go "dont care, frick off"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop playing on skialtopia servers homosexual

          WHAT FRICKING SERVERS ARE YOU homosexualS PLAYING ON?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I play on ones that require voice chat. If you don’t speak, blast music, or use a voice modulator, you get banned. It’s the only actual method of avoiding troons.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can't I just call trannies mentally ill in chat to confirm that I'm not one? Everybody knows for fact that troons can't badmouth themselves.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            delfy's but it's dead now.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Played on Shounic's 100 player server.
            It was pure bliss

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            class wars randomizer mod, you wouldn't get it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a problem only in the united states

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop playing on skialtopia servers homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >skial servers filled with people who pay for the ability to team switch and auto balance protection
          >uncletopia filled with failed pro players who are on adderall
          >casual servers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've genuinely never seen an outwardly trans player on TF2. Furries, yeah we got tons of those and quite a few gay medic mains, but never any trans

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see plenty of people with (she/her) and (she/they) in their steam name but it's hard to tell if it's a joke or not.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skial is full of actual autists, trannies and furries now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        EU casual servers are full of morons spamming Black person

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Contrary to popular belief most tf2 players I've seen are horny teens ready to frick anything that has a hole with two legs.
        Trannies get the attention they want from horny coomers while few /misc/ anons tell them to kys in chat.
        This game is an unholy melting pot of wokism, racism, trannies, chuds, autist and kids

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    F2P GAMES, SON
    THEY GAIN MORE PLAYERS IN RESPONSE TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >USA has the highest population servers
      what did (You) mean by this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you never played online multiplayer anon? the rest of the world floods into our servers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude the USA is a third world settlement colony
        do you have any idea how many third worlders live in the US?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >USA
        >first world

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the rest of the genre isn't even trying to be decent games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steamy shit chart
      put the Fortnite play hours now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        not an fps

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only proper class shooter, everything else is either deathmach (cs), heroes (ow), battle royale (fortnite) or military man run and shoot (cod/bf) or any kind of mix. But never an honest to god class based fps without werid gimmicks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fps without werid gimmicks
      Dont kid yourself, TF2 has a ton of those.
      I do miss tribes. Paladins is alright but not as satisfying as tf2. S/MNC was fun while it lasted.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >S/MNC
        I only played it for thr TF2 hats.
        It was a good time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        paladins isn't comparable to tf2 though, it's just 5v5 heroes, it's another overwatch. still liked it though, before they removed trials and character loading screen art at least.
        are there any other fps games that aren't hero shooters, have more than 6 people on a single team, and maps bigger than "long open hallway with a two or three flank paths"? tf2 lived this long because nobody does shooters like it, everything has to be small teams and tiny maps and i hate it

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool a tf2 thread maybe I'll reinstall and see how the halloween event is doing these days

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the same every year except for some new maps but it's pretty fun, you do halloween contracts and get a bunch of hats

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    only somone who picked up the game when it went f2p would make a post like this

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's genuinely the best multiplayer FPS ever made in terms of its raw gameplay. Obviously it has been heavily neglected, it was janky from the start, it's only on PC now, it isn't as accessible to new players as CS or COD, it doesn't have a proper competitive scene and it's full of hackers. But it still lives because underneath all the mess and accumulated grime, the base game is still there, and it is a lightning in a bottle formula that stays fun longer than any other FPS game.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Join
    >CTF
    >2Fort
    >Walk onto rampart
    >Spam M1 and see how many kills I get before I get sniped
    >Switch to pyro
    >Scorch shot
    >Spam and see how much damage I can do before I get sniped
    >Switch to scout
    >Force'a'nature
    >Fish
    >Jump up to snipers with FnA and see how many fish hits I can get before I get killed
    My job is done

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but with the Sticky Jumper and the Loose Cannon
      And I MUST Schadenfreude after every donk

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waaah waaah sniper is overpowered
    Why's he off-class in competitive and rare there?
    >waah waah he's OP in casual
    Like a conch box soldier? Or a natascha heavy? Maybe a soda popper scout? Eyelander demoknight? They're not overpowered if it's relying on the inexperience of players to stomp.
    >nooooo there's no counterplay to sniper he just instakills me!!!
    If you walk in a straight line or aren't paying attention, sure. You can move your head hitbox, you can listen for shots and time it, you can coordinate with your team, you can spam his location or suspected locations.
    >WAAAAH THAT MAKES IT HARD TO AIM
    >WAAAH HE'S TOO QUIET CUS HE'S FAR AWAY
    >WAAAAH IT'S TOO HARD TO COORDINATE IN PUBS
    >WAAAAAH I SHOULD BE ABLE TO JUST WALK UP AND KILL HIM
    >IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIR I SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO GET INTO HIS RANGE AND KILL HIM AND HE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!
    You just need to get better at the game then.

    Sniper is NOT overpowered. YOU are underpowered. Stop blaming it on a 16 year old hat trading simulator.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >natascha heavy
      >OP

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        compgays complain about natascha heavy tho, that's the point, none of them are op

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can move your head hitbox, you can listen for shots and time it, you can coordinate with your team, you can spam his location or suspected locations.
      And I will still get you. I'm a Sniper main and I play him specifically because he is OP. I hope I come across you in a pub one day to make you cry because you're a moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why's he off-class in competitive and rare there?
      Depends on the map, and he's probably the most common off class that see's none last use. I think about i heard about some team who ran full time sniper last season. sounds annoying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you walk in a straight line or aren't paying attention, sure. You can move your head hitbox, you can listen for shots and time it, you can coordinate with your team, you can spam his location or suspected locations.
      He can delete most of the classes with a charged body shot anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sniper abuser complaining about based players not afraid to speak the truth on blatant scrub accusations.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

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  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    autism

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because You're ugly.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like gibbing people

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The highlight of this weapon for me was on Doublecross, where I was shooting on the battlements with it, and a Scout shot me in the side, upon which I almost instantaneously whipped around and point-blank full-charge headshot him
      I've yet to relive that high I experienced ever since

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the high of hitting a funny headshot from the hip is better than crack
        believe me, ive tried it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most balanced and skillful sniper primary, requiring you to land headshots while also forcing you to have positional skills to charge shots
      >Considered trash by all Snipermains
      Same thing happened with Dragon’s Fury.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    moltov2

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, so that's what that saysound is. Thanks for sharing, anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT TOOK ONE MORE HIT
      ONE
      MORE
      FREAKING
      HIT

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun game
    fun characters
    fun weapons
    frick people who can't counter sniper
    frick people who b***h about random crits
    frick no fun competitive Black folk who think tf2 needs to modernize

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because halloween is comming and my friends will come back online

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 Halloween is peak TF2 comfy.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's still fun

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better to die instead of becoming a shell filled with bots and cheaters
    Also real answer is because the valve trade economy.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they revert causal back to quickplay this game would be unstoppable.

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