Why would you bother with orcs or porcs when you can have crazy monkey men?
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Why would you bother with orcs or porcs when you can have crazy monkey men?
Why would you bother with orcs or porcs when you can have crazy monkey men?
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People are worried they'll be seen as racist or are racist and don't want to arouse suspicion before the right moment.
but the monkeys in princess mononoke were terrifying
Isn't it more racist to constantly be making that connection whenever you see a monkey
I mean lots of people on the web have said that Orcs and Goblins are racist.
I don't have any minis for those, and I don't see how they make sense as an army.
I wish prehistoric/evolving apes were more popular. Everyone wants high fantasy or space battles and I just want to see early hominids ram a spear into a mammoths skull
that meme is funny until you realize its better to pay to live then to scrounge for the rest of your life in an emotionless environment like apes do
I could sleep and shit outside for free like a monke if I moved to Portland or some shit
But I don't wanna
I kind of really want to ru something with the Wendol from 13th Warrior. Just a tribe of weird neanderthals that somehow survived into the middle ages
top tier taste Anon
thats just detroit
Agree. Armored monke-men are top-tier evil minions.
But anon, my group just finished a science-fantasy campaign fighting evil monkey men, demons and reptilians.
SJWs would get mad thinking crazy monkey men = blacks = RACISM IN A FANTASY SETTING
Shit would be cancelled faster than people's attention span to Russia invading Ukraine.
Why not have all 3 at the same time?
Those kinds of people already equate Orcs with Blacks, anon. Disregard their twittumblrian bullshit.
Wrong, you're supposed to post "That's it! I'm replacing orcs with ape-men!"
>"That's it! I'm replacing <arbitrarything2> with <arbitrarything2>!"
is great idea, though it would need a cross-check to not get same value twice
But I have that, even used to shill them here on /tg/. Specifically based off the "gorillas" from the Congo movie.
what's this film called I want 2 watch and "congo movie" gets no results
it's good, mid 90s
Try "Congo movie 1995" or "Congo Tim Curry". It was based on a book by Michael Crichton, the same dude which wrote "Jurassic Park" and "13th Warrior", among several other novels adapted for cinema.
And I had no idea they made toys for it.
holy shit I never saw this movie but I had pic related somehow. It was my favorite "bad guy" toy
>Congo
The book was still better. Even with the addition of my bois, Ernie 'Black Ghostbuster' Hudson and Tim 'Best Sleezebag' Curry, the movie couldn't top the excellent book.
the chick
>is a remorseless psychopath-genius
>too hardcore for sob stories
>doesn't flinch at drive-bys
>"slurp on my trigger finger, piggyback"
>"frick it. press the trigger, monkey homosexual"
the mercenary
>a criminal known on sight to all custom agents
>they let him in anyway out of fear
>involved in dozens of wars and expeditions
>often the sole survivor
>knows exactly who to kill
the anthropologist
>is smarter and more worldly than the movie
>rolls with the punches
>frequently makes anthropology relevant in story
>"more like silverb***h gorilla amirite?"
Amy
>Amy good gorilla
>but for why is silly button man?
>is loving those rainwater drinks and goddamn cookies and milk
>teaches generations of gorillas to flip people off
Admit it. this party would be fricking awesome. Add Tim Curry for the piece de resistance.
>surprise! it actually was the butler
>huge beryllium spheres
>too convincing ecological terror made manifest
>Captain 'Jezebel' Jack
>Isn't Brad or Janet
Because my Woses fill that role already.
I'm okay with either, as long as they are sexy.
Zoophile moment
Because the Monkey King is like the final boss of some Shounen Series that has clearly run for too long.
Meanwhile, the Orc King is the kinda guy you'll meet multiples of within the first ten books.
why not both?