>Why, yes, I am the best Max Payne game, how could you tell?

>Why, yes, I am the best Max Payne game, how could you tell?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Adventures Of Grimbald Man In Brazil is not a Max Payne game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man On Fire + Elite Squad + City Of God

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty Hauser writing + Bruce Willis homosexualry + respect women + respect subsaharian thugh-junkies even more than women

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hauser was a good writer but he became a hack with this game which then carried on to GTA 5 and RDR 2.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the guy in the window planning to do?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's gonna take you back to the past.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having it be neo-noir set in sleazy brazil was actually a kino idea, too bad it still has that shitty fricking Rockstar writing dragging it down.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne taking on the cartels.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wasn't bad but still worse than 1 and 2

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Man on fire: the video game
    Into the trash it goes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie was great though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY'RE TURNING Black folk INTO GLUE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      THEY STICK NOW?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think giving the band HEALTH carte blanche with their score was a brilliant idea. They knock it out of the park.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their best work to date, I've listened to all their releases since and only the album they made immediately after this OST was good.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basado

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if it's a Max Payne game really, but the vibe is super cool. Similar box in my head to Kane and Lynch 2 -- if you got enough style, edgy shit can really carry a game. More of that please

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get it to run past a cutscene in the second chapter. Max just opens a door and falls into the abyss in total silence.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awful game and caused max payne to fade into obscurity
    Probably for the best. 2 was good but the cracks were showing that this was a one and done flash in the pan

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 2
    simple as

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually the worst. Still kinda good, though, but just worse compared to 1 & 2.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who shits on 3 is low T

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine making the gunplay and shooting mechanics of this game, ruining it by constant interruptions and then not using it in GTA.
    A remake of the first two games with this kind of gameplay would be amazing too

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the worst by a longshot.

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