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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awful type.
    Awful stats.
    Not sexy enough for people to want to frick.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not feminine enough

      Olives, pears, peaches and apple are unlewdable.

      Arboliva ruins the line
      Should have gone sexier

      Arboliva being not explicitly designed for coomers to lust over is incredibly based

      Arboliva is for once an actual unique plant creature not meant to fully appeal to coomers, so naturally its not gonna be as popular as other grass coom mons

      This exactly

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not feminine enough

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about the evolutions. Smoliv is a perfect being I would protect with my life.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they couldn't stick the landing and most normies don't care about e-girlmons

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as cute as Liligant or otherwise note worthy in anyway other then it makes olives

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A princess and her knight (girlfriend)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just realized Unovan is a belly dancer whereas Hisuian is a ballet

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cat came along and their thunder, tinkaton stole whatever was left, and ogerpon took any hope of a resurgence.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Olives, pears, peaches and apple are unlewdable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > peaches are unlewdable
      > peach emoji is used as shorthand for fat asses

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you visited trash

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Olives are gross

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    arboliva is just a weird design
    some kind of tree/bird looking creature
    just weird and stiff

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hamadryads are born bonded to a certain tree on which its life depends.[2][3] Some maintain that a hamadryad is the tree itself, with a normal dryad being simply the indwelling entity, or spirit, of the tree. If the tree should die, the hamadryad associated with it would die as well. For this reason, both dryads and the other gods would punish mortals who harmed trees.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arboliva ruins the line
    Should have gone sexier

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    some reddit localizer troony jizzed molten corium over this species

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they debuted it in the same game where they pushed the grass starter hard, and also the same game where tsareena and lilligant are readily available

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the anime pushing a clearly titan sized one makes seeing the regular sized arboliva feel weird

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the spaghetti you can make with her pussy juice

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are they normal type

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Partially based on artwork, nymphs, and statues

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why not rock?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dryad = Normal
      The tree = Grass
      Hence dual-type Grass/Normal

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A dryad is normal?
        Isnt that a fancy way of saying Fairy?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dryads aren't fairies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also if the dryad is the main body, why is normal the secondary type?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The tree is the main part, read up on mythology

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arboliva is for once an actual unique plant creature not meant to fully appeal to coomers, so naturally its not gonna be as popular as other grass coom mons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there so many grass coom mons to begin with? What made grass the designated coom mon type?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        name 10

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          leafeon
          weepinbell
          bellsprout
          liligant
          meowscarda
          decidueye
          gloom
          bellossom (?)
          victreebel maybe
          ivysaur
          serperior

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You find the Bellsprout line sexually attractive?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's literally the blowjob Pokemon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It killed it's own prerelease momentum as a cute olive creature and a generic plant waifu, has a game plan that gets generally ignored since >stall, and also looks fricking weird outside of that. This isn't to say you won't see people who don't genuinely like it or find uses for it (or go OOOUGH LOOK IT'S SUBVEEEEERTING), but it's comparatively less interesting to talk about to randos compared to shitpostmon, shillmon, etc.

            Stop fricking your houseplants son

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Stop fricking your houseplants son
              No.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nutting your male plants
                Thats gay anon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            why did you forget her

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a bug.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pure Grass type

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Roselia
          Roserade
          Lilligant & Hisuian Lilligant
          Ogerpon
          Dolliv
          Maractus
          Lurantis
          Bellossom
          Steenee
          Tsareena
          Leavanny
          Whimsicott
          That's 12 somewhat humanoid, bipedal, feminine Pokemon, which is more than any other type except for Fairy. I don't know why GF wants to frick plants so badly, but they do.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Arboliva was made by the one dude at GF who wanted to put a stop to the plant frickers, the anger at having their Dolliv waifu evolution ruined led to designers cooking up the Ogerpon line, which is likely now the most popular plant waifu

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no rules against the plants batman

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        name 10

        Roselia
        Roserade
        Lilligant & Hisuian Lilligant
        Ogerpon
        Dolliv
        Maractus
        Lurantis
        Bellossom
        Steenee
        Tsareena
        Leavanny
        Whimsicott
        That's 12 somewhat humanoid, bipedal, feminine Pokemon, which is more than any other type except for Fairy. I don't know why GF wants to frick plants so badly, but they do.

        because GF was saving the "grass-waifumon" of the gen for the DLC

        I LOVE PLANTS

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ahhhh it literally gets more furgayged each gen apart from 6

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is one imposter among us

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, they picked the wrong grass waifu for gen 1.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The design peaked at the first stage. Many such cases.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the olive branches were a cape instead of arms, i think it would look better

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do is add more leaf on the side of her head. That is all it needs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that fixes its pretty well actully just make the head a little wider just a tad

      (im one of the few people who like the wings it reminds me of a harpys wings)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wing branches are fine, the oversized olives on them are questionable though.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Dolliv was anything to go by, Arboliva was supposed to be pure SEXO.
    But no~~ GF had to shit the bed.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the final evo is ugly, and normies never care about mid evos. I wish there was more Dolliv porn.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see Normal dual types, I hate. Simple as.
    Yes that includes Girafarig, it's just a Psychic type.
    Yes that includes Bibarel, it's just a Water type.
    No that doesn't include Normal/Flyings because Flying has consistently been a strictly secondary type until Gen 5, in the case of Flying it's the pure Flying types that are the abominations.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meloetta should get a pass as most sound moves are Normal type.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodmoon Ursaluna?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because GF was saving the "grass-waifumon" of the gen for the DLC

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FASTER!

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Fauna's Dolliv evolved and she first saw Arboliva she just said "...Oh. Oh no." and immediately threw her into Surprise Trade.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She never did that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she did doe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She never did that.

      ?t=9
      Well I'll be, she sure did.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        arbolivabros our response?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no response
          there are no arbolivabros

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        rude

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vtumors

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a deadass tree

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just love the name Arboliva, sounds angelic and I'm using the hell out of it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its just árbol+oliva anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is actually a brandname in Spain. A brand of olive oil

      I love how now you have to specify "Arboliva aceite" for it to show up in Google, otherwise it's just the Pokemon, and they've been in the business forever

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone actually born in spain, my brain is wired to want to hit this thing with a stick

    I mean, olives this big and this dark, you dont want to leave them in the tree fricking olive oil is gold tier expensive at the moment

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we gave grass one more weakness

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely boring double type
    Lame design that was already done multiple times in the past
    Limited movepool

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because theyre balding lmao. the third one is straight up bald. no normal person finds that appealing. the weird face proportions dont help the second one either. the second one is still ok even if it looks like a boy in a dress but the third really ruins it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could even make it look like either gender

      All they had to do is add more leaf on the side of her head. That is all it needs.

      . Im just baffled that they made them balded

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She just has the HAIR ON TOP OF HER HEAD ONLY, PIDGEOT.
      DARK AND I'M FLY b***h, I'M THE HEAD HONCHKROW!
      YOU KNOW THAT MY BARS ARE FIRE CUZ I ROTOM-HEAT!
      B-B-B-B-BEATDOWN AND I'M OUT, b***h!

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've given it the first ever fire/grass typing instead of the nothingburger pepper, and have it spray scalding oil as a signature move or something

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to say because Meowscarada exists but the posts ITT made me realize that its so fricking bald

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s annoying to use in the singleplayer because its ability drags battles out. That’s the reason I boxed it.

    The final evo doesn’t have to be coombait to be well designed but it’s not as charming as its prevos.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn’t compare to absolute kino

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final evolution was not fapbait

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    arboliva looks like a lesbian

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no mouth
      >no legs
      >arms are spiked with sharp leaves
      >probably gives you a yeast infection
      her tree ass is not getting pussy

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No olive tiddies

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