Why'd they get the short end of the stick compared to the rest of their trios?

Why'd they get the short end of the stick compared to the rest of their trios?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sense of urgency

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But they didn't?? All the paradoxes look equally as shit but at least Suicune became a Trex instead of a homosexual herbivore

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robots > Dinosaurs

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because their true forms will be announced at Pokemon Presents

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 Pokemon Radiant Crystal and Spectral Gray are the pair, with version exclusive regions.
      You heard it here first, folks....

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't be surprised assuming they're both made by ILCA

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they make them permanent additions to the game after the raid event? Stupid I have to wait for Walking Wake to come back

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've had 3 separate 2 week long windows

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's turn virizion into a robot and call it a new pokemon!
    paradox mons were a mistake. walking wake makes some cool changes so it doesn't just feel like suicune but with skin teeth and eye liner but it actually feels like a theropod dinosaur. how come iron leaves is nothing more than robot virizon? why didn't they make more changes? future paradoxes could have maybe been vehicle hybrids

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I always noticed that the only Paradox Pokemon you like are the water ones (Walking Wake and Iron Bundle). What make you like them more than the other Paradox Pokemon? (Genuine question)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >walking wake
        i sort of already explained it but walking imo is different enough from suicune that i can acceot it as a new pokemon. i can't help but think walking wake was designed first and then the rest of the past paradoxes were an afterthought and they forgot why walking wake was good. look at the sharp teeth for example. walking wake is a theropod, a group of animals that always have sharp teeth. most of the other past paradox mons have this too but instead of trying to make them into animals that would normally have those kind of teeth it just looks like a hasty change that was made for no reason other than that walking wake also has them. it makes them look half baked as a result
        >iron bundle
        i like that the sack becomes a snow globe and the feet now look like snow skis. the changes made to it don't feel haphazard and random, they make sense for a pokemon that is based on santa. it's a cohesive design. the other future paradoxes don't really do anything differently other than making old mons into robots

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see, thanks for your answer anon!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron. They're all dinosaurs but have mammalian fur. Your whole argument revolves around muh IRL ecology when it never applied.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's turn virizion into a good design and call it a new pokemon!
    paradox mons were a blessing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s the same exact shitty Pokémon as before but with a metalic texture ad led eyes
      >T-they totally fixed the design goys
      Nugengays are pathetic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are pathetic indeed. imagine defending gamefreak's laziness by calling it a "fix"

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd hardly say Walking Wake got the short end, it's only "issue" is that being available early means the New Toy syndrome had passed by the time the other two came. It has neat and useful Gimmick and is hardly worse then "Detect, but with Burn" and "Special Electric Sucker Punch"

    Iron Leaves is probably one of the more interesting raid Battles so it has that at least.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rushed content that should have been in the actual game.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox Pokémon are a mistake.
    Raid Battles are a mistake.
    FOMO events are a mistake.
    Ruining pattern autism for the trios such as keeping WW and IL event only is a mistake.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FOMO events are a mistake
      that shit has existed since the very first game buddy

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