AHHHHHH I WANT SOME FRICKING TOAST BUT I'M ON KETO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MY GF'S PUSSY JUICE TASTED A BUT SWEET TODAY BECAUSE OF ALL THE JUICE SHES DRINKING AND I REFUSED TO EAT HER OUT BECAUSE PUSSY JUICE ISN'T KETOOOOO
hey man im on year 3 of keto
somedays the urges are pretty strong
but keep at it
you probably know how fricking shit you feel for the next three days if you break it, so dont do it over some fricking toast
go eat some bacon or get some keto ice cream, cakeboy
You're right, that's the shit I never think about when having cravings from hell. Thanks for saving me anon.
How the frick did you do 3 years of keto though and why
i like how it makes me feel. i took a 3 week experiment break once and i forgot how the 2 PM tired dip, the cravings, the general lethargy felt of "normal diet". all my life i was tired sometimes no matter what i did, then when i did actual keto i felt awake from the moment i woke up to when i went to bed, lethargy and shit gone. plus it wasn't too far off from my normal diet anyway.
i cant go back, im doomed to never eat anything interesting again
although there's decent products out there. if you want ice cream get some "Rebel" brand, 4-7 net carbs per pint, very tasty, bit pricy but whatever. most people don't even know a difference when i've had them taste it.
franz even makes keto bread that has 1 or 2 carbs, and hot dog buns even hamburger buns!
there's low carb tortillas too for whatever you want to use them for
last one, here's my favorite and ive turned a lot of my normal friends onto it
grab a low carb tortilla, oil the bottom with olive oil, put it on a baking sheet. put a little bit of tomato sauce on it (measure it out for carbs) (or white sauce), sprinkle with cheese and your toppings. bake for like 20 mins at 380 or till you like it. bam, crispy frickin delicious pizza
also i hope you're joking about the pussy juice, even if it had some sugar it would be less than 1g and you have about 20g carb wiggle room, so i guess just make sure you dont eat her out more than 19 times in a single day
Keto gays are just vegan gays in the opposite direction.
Why would I limit myself to eat certain food that humans have eaten for years without problems?
/vr/ refuses to recognize anything past ps2/xbox/GC as retro, and there's still tons of autists over there that define "retro" as "anything earlier than the year 2000"
it came out 14 years ago why the frick wouldn't it be retro
STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT
no it isn't
It will be 10 years later this year.
The Wii isn't even retro yet. But it will be soon LOL
Wii-U was the first console I bought after getting my first job
Ok great now the Brace Face theme is stuck in my head
Not quite 20 years old yet.
AHHHHHH I WANT SOME FRICKING TOAST BUT I'M ON KETO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MY GF'S PUSSY JUICE TASTED A BUT SWEET TODAY BECAUSE OF ALL THE JUICE SHES DRINKING AND I REFUSED TO EAT HER OUT BECAUSE PUSSY JUICE ISN'T KETOOOOO
enjoy your cholesterol levels
I'm losing weight I don't give two fricks about gay ass cholesterol I want crunchy fricking toast with nothing on it
hey man im on year 3 of keto
somedays the urges are pretty strong
but keep at it
you probably know how fricking shit you feel for the next three days if you break it, so dont do it over some fricking toast
go eat some bacon or get some keto ice cream, cakeboy
keto lowers cholesterol
You're right, that's the shit I never think about when having cravings from hell. Thanks for saving me anon.
How the frick did you do 3 years of keto though and why
i like how it makes me feel. i took a 3 week experiment break once and i forgot how the 2 PM tired dip, the cravings, the general lethargy felt of "normal diet". all my life i was tired sometimes no matter what i did, then when i did actual keto i felt awake from the moment i woke up to when i went to bed, lethargy and shit gone. plus it wasn't too far off from my normal diet anyway.
i cant go back, im doomed to never eat anything interesting again
although there's decent products out there. if you want ice cream get some "Rebel" brand, 4-7 net carbs per pint, very tasty, bit pricy but whatever. most people don't even know a difference when i've had them taste it.
franz even makes keto bread that has 1 or 2 carbs, and hot dog buns even hamburger buns!
there's low carb tortillas too for whatever you want to use them for
last one, here's my favorite and ive turned a lot of my normal friends onto it
grab a low carb tortilla, oil the bottom with olive oil, put it on a baking sheet. put a little bit of tomato sauce on it (measure it out for carbs) (or white sauce), sprinkle with cheese and your toppings. bake for like 20 mins at 380 or till you like it. bam, crispy frickin delicious pizza
god damn that sounds fricking amazing, thanks for the tips anon.
I'm happy for you that you're feeling better now.
have a great day my man
also i hope you're joking about the pussy juice, even if it had some sugar it would be less than 1g and you have about 20g carb wiggle room, so i guess just make sure you dont eat her out more than 19 times in a single day
Keto gays are just vegan gays in the opposite direction.
Why would I limit myself to eat certain food that humans have eaten for years without problems?
Do Movie critics call The Dark Knight Rises retro
>gives millions of young boys boob inflation fetish
nothin personell
Just thinking of the meltdown on /vr/ when pswii60 gen becomes retro makes me shit and cum my pants.
/vr/ refuses to recognize anything past ps2/xbox/GC as retro, and there's still tons of autists over there that define "retro" as "anything earlier than the year 2000"