No they didn't invent buttons. Nintendo didn't invent circuit boards or electricity either. But they were smart and creative enough to make something ingenious which everyone has copied for 40 years now.
Please explain how Nintendo invented consoles or game controllers.
>Dualshock 1
Kek remember that time when Sony hastily redesigned their Playstation pad (which was already copied from Nintendo's SNES pad) HALFWAY THROUGH ITS FUKCKING LIFESPAN because Nintendo fundamentally changed the way we play games forever with the N64 pad?
Please explain everything Sony copied from Nintendo
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Sony offered to make a console with Nintendo to take advantage of the expertise of both companies and Nintendo said no. The rest is history.
Kek remember that time when Sony hastily redesigned their Playstation pad (which was already copied from Nintendo's SNES pad) HALFWAY THROUGH ITS FUKCKING LIFESPAN because Nintendo fundamentally changed the way we play games forever with the N64 pad?
Explain why Switch gamepad doesn't look like this then? Switch gamepad uses Xbox layout which is basically same as PS layout with asymmetrical analogue sticks.
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Explain why Playstation launched with no analog stick and why it's just a shitty version of the SNES controller.
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Explain why Sony and Microsoft controllers use
>orientation of left hand movement / right hand action buttons >Dpads >shoulder buttons >diamond formation of action buttons >two indirect Start/Select function button >analog sticks >rumble >wireless
Please explain how Nintendo invented consoles or game controllers.
Educate yourself on the hobby you pretend to love
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>argument literally is "Nintendo invented buttons"
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No my argument is that everyone has been coping Nintendo for 40 years.
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Nintendo invented buttons, get over it snoy, they invented electricity and the wheel too
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But at least the snoys have Kojima who invented the camera, that has to count for something.
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> orientation of left hand movement / right hand action buttons
It was that was in arcades for years.
Kek remember that time when Sony hastily redesigned their Playstation pad (which was already copied from Nintendo's SNES pad) HALFWAY THROUGH ITS FUKCKING LIFESPAN because Nintendo fundamentally changed the way we play games forever with the N64 pad?
And Nintendo has been riding PC gamers coattails for years.
The NES uses the same CPU has the Commodore, they were trying to corner the market and hold it for the last 30 fricking years and people just let them because they like Mario, and I like Mario but hardware-wise Nintendo is holding casual-gays back because nowadays game companies, even Nintendo are afraid of Innovation, to break the mold incase it flops.
>Nobody else can do it
One dude did it, on hl2 it's called Garry's mod, and it released 11 years before botw. >devs utterly fricking stunned by it
I don't know what dev you follow, but the only people I've seen praise for its mechanics are zeldagays
Because the only "devs" getting "stunned" by it are the kind that hand out coffee and suck dick under the table while real devs work, or crusty old boomers who haven't made a good game since the 80's.
Final fantasy hasn't been good for many many years, and this fits my argument. Next.
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You don't have any arguments. You're just some moronic tween screeching on Ganker.
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Says the guy screeching about botw not being a terrible game put on a pedestal by morons and fanboys in Ganker
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>doesn't name the game developers
So like I said, no-names that hand out coffee and suck dick under the table while real people work? Keep proving my point by spamming the same marketable headlines you spammed hundreds of times already.
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You had devs complaining about Elden ring because it was mogging their current slop. Most devs couldn’t create a decent game to save their life. They just keep using the same franchises and systems.
God of War 2018 is leagues above BOTW and its worse sequel TOTK. I'm tired of pretending these Nintendo games are anything great. Fricking Vice City was better than BOTW.
Tears of the Kingdom was a mediocre game, but at least it had some interesting ideas regarding player choice and variations of gameplay. The design philosophies of the big studios under sony are not that concerned with revolutionizing gameplay. They go for cutting-edge graphics, shitty oscar-bait writing and an endless stream of ugly Black folk and trannies shoved into every nook and cranny. Both Nintendo and Sony are in eras of creative decline at the moment, producing mostly slop that will be forgotten by history.
I won't play american shit.
Nintendo games are simply better to sony's because sony makes western shit.
Thats a simple fact.
You think GoW, HzD or Tlou are good because you have been doctronized
but Ubisoft already makes games exactly like Zelda for years, why would playstation try and do that... oh wait, they did, with ghost of sushi, and it was decent
Catch out to fricking what? All nu-zelda represents is Nintendo realizing ubislop open world design, physics, physics puzzles and lego vehicles exist, and it doesn't do any of it better than the competition. Especially the lego vehicles, play Terra Tech or From The Depths and see that this "feature" is laughable.
After checking out the latest GDC about TotK i understand it.
They literally had to redo the entire fricking game to make it work with new abilities. Everything had to be changed for the Ultrahand eg. gates used to be normal video game gates, but now they had to be reworked so that Ultrahand could open it. Then you have to consider level design, main story design, literally fricking everything with just that simple change.
It's no wonder it took 6 years.
Sure, TotK wasn't perfect and IMO it was even worse than BotW, but i WILL respect it more than any game that year.
That kind of experimentation at AAA level is only possible at Nintendo probably.
>it took 6 years because they were replacing gimmick abilities with slightly different gimmick abilities instead of making it a better game
I agree, this kind of moronation is something only Nintendo is capable of. Always gimmicks, never quality. I especially enjoy how you now need to jump through hoops just to have what the previous game had by default, like remote detonated bombs.
PlayStation is a console, not a development studio.
>Will developers ever catch up to Nintendo?
Nope. They've been riding Nintendo's coattails for 40 years.
>Nope. They've been riding Nintendo's coattails for 40 years.
Examples?
>Examples?
Where to begin? Hardware or software? Take a look at the joypad in your hands and say thanks to Nintendo for giving you a way to play games.
Then after you've got off your knees we can talk about games.
>Nintendo invented buttons
>Nintendo invented buttons
No they didn't invent buttons. Nintendo didn't invent circuit boards or electricity either. But they were smart and creative enough to make something ingenious which everyone has copied for 40 years now.
Please explain how Nintendo invented consoles or game controllers.
Please explain everything Sony copied from Nintendo
Sony offered to make a console with Nintendo to take advantage of the expertise of both companies and Nintendo said no. The rest is history.
Switch gamepad has more in common with Dualshock 1 than with N64 gamepad for a reason.
The Playstation controller is just the SNES controller if it was shitty.
Explain why Switch gamepad doesn't look like this then? Switch gamepad uses Xbox layout which is basically same as PS layout with asymmetrical analogue sticks.
Explain why Playstation launched with no analog stick and why it's just a shitty version of the SNES controller.
Explain why Sony and Microsoft controllers use
>orientation of left hand movement / right hand action buttons
>Dpads
>shoulder buttons
>diamond formation of action buttons
>two indirect Start/Select function button
>analog sticks
>rumble
>wireless
Educate yourself on the hobby you pretend to love
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>argument literally is "Nintendo invented buttons"
No my argument is that everyone has been coping Nintendo for 40 years.
Nintendo invented buttons, get over it snoy, they invented electricity and the wheel too
But at least the snoys have Kojima who invented the camera, that has to count for something.
> orientation of left hand movement / right hand action buttons
It was that was in arcades for years.
>Dualshock 1
Kek remember that time when Sony hastily redesigned their Playstation pad (which was already copied from Nintendo's SNES pad) HALFWAY THROUGH ITS FUKCKING LIFESPAN because Nintendo fundamentally changed the way we play games forever with the N64 pad?
>this confuses and enrages the tendie
Not analog and it sucks.
>Not analog
Sorry posted wrong pic.
Yep, this ungodly abomination you found on Google is definitely what inspired everyone.
>underage homosexual hasn't even heard about flight sticks
It's illegal for you to post on Ganker.
Flight sticks are a peripheral controller like wheels. You only use them for certain games.
>moving the goalposts
When people say controllers they aren't referring to lightguns or flight sticks.
Yes of course, Sony, Sega and Microsoft copied Atari as the solution to controlling 3D games. Not Nintendo.
>zoomoid doesn't even know what an Atari is
>zoomoid doesn't even know what an Atari is
My first computer was an Atari 2600XL and my first games were Miner 2049er and Kaboom. Get fricked child.
>2600xl
600XL I meant. My old brain is foggy. Still get fricked though.
>Atari 2600
That's a console sis, not a computer.
Atari always sucked. One hit wonder with the 2600 back when all games were Pong tier.
>T-they just are, okay?!
There's that instance where they blatantly stole the wiimote despite never having a compelling reason to lmao
And Nintendo has been riding PC gamers coattails for years.
The NES uses the same CPU has the Commodore, they were trying to corner the market and hold it for the last 30 fricking years and people just let them because they like Mario, and I like Mario but hardware-wise Nintendo is holding casual-gays back because nowadays game companies, even Nintendo are afraid of Innovation, to break the mold incase it flops.
Being afraid of failure, is a failure in itself.
>Nintendo are afraid of Innovation, to break the mold incase it flops
History proves you wrong. Nintendo are literally the only company who innovate and take chances.
>Slop games will never be slop games
Oh no
>Switch Will Never Make A Game Like Gravity Rush
what now nintensissies?
The one Playstation abandoned years ago because it was made by Japan Studio?
Switch cannot develop shit because it's a console
Super Mario Galaxy?
Playstation certainly won't. Agreed.
Reminder that both of the games in that image are Resetera-core.
You got the names wrong, I should be:
>weebcore, troonycore and sōycore
When will Nintendo catch up to others?
>enemy variety
What else do you do in Elden Ring besides hit things?
TotK has more imagination, creativity, gameplay and coding proficiency in its tutorial section than Elden Ring has in its entirety.
Now say that while not sucking off your wife's boyfriend.
I accept your concession.
>Get basic 3rd person game
>copy-paste garry's mod into it
>people call it "creative"
>make millions
If it's so easy how devs are utterly fricking stunned by it? How come nobody else can do it?
Maybe you just don't understand how games are designed?
>Nobody else can do it
One dude did it, on hl2 it's called Garry's mod, and it released 11 years before botw.
>devs utterly fricking stunned by it
I don't know what dev you follow, but the only people I've seen praise for its mechanics are zeldagays
>called Garry's mod
That's not a game.
Then why can I play source game and custom map with the same mechanics that botw was so universally sucked-off for?
Because the only "devs" getting "stunned" by it are the kind that hand out coffee and suck dick under the table while real devs work, or crusty old boomers who haven't made a good game since the 80's.
Malding.
Final fantasy hasn't been good for many many years, and this fits my argument. Next.
You don't have any arguments. You're just some moronic tween screeching on Ganker.
Says the guy screeching about botw not being a terrible game put on a pedestal by morons and fanboys in Ganker
>doesn't name the game developers
So like I said, no-names that hand out coffee and suck dick under the table while real people work? Keep proving my point by spamming the same marketable headlines you spammed hundreds of times already.
You had devs complaining about Elden ring because it was mogging their current slop. Most devs couldn’t create a decent game to save their life. They just keep using the same franchises and systems.
I agree with the statements made in the image but I did not much like TotK.
They don't know Assassin's Creed Red in Japan. The open world will be magnificent
God of War 2018 is leagues above BOTW and its worse sequel TOTK. I'm tired of pretending these Nintendo games are anything great. Fricking Vice City was better than BOTW.
>Knack
>Dreams
>Astrobot
>Tchia
>Gravity Rush
>Humanity
>Stellar Blade
>catch up to a 640p low res rehash slop
Tears of the Kingdom was a mediocre game, but at least it had some interesting ideas regarding player choice and variations of gameplay. The design philosophies of the big studios under sony are not that concerned with revolutionizing gameplay. They go for cutting-edge graphics, shitty oscar-bait writing and an endless stream of ugly Black folk and trannies shoved into every nook and cranny. Both Nintendo and Sony are in eras of creative decline at the moment, producing mostly slop that will be forgotten by history.
>revolutionizing gameplay
Imagine claiming that Nuts & Bolts 2 was revolutionizing jackshit.
Naughty Dogs next game is sci-fi. They aren't stuck with realism.
>Naughty Dogs next game is sci-fi
Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.
I worked on it for a bit but got laid off 2 months back. It's open world too. Not releasing until a couple years from now. Codename is jordan.
both of these games are dogshit
>I accept your concession
The new Zelda fully embracing anime is what made it shit though
Sony makes mega vanity projects where massive success just results in breaking even. They're selling a brand. They can't risk getting creative.
>link walking around like b***h with his little b***h ass sword and his little shield going hya! hya! hya!
keep it nintentoddlers
I would respect Link more if it was a BLACK man.
i respect him more if he would shoot some homies
>I would respect Link more if he was BLACKED
FTFY
Unironically, every Nintendo game is like 2 or 3 points below it's actual score and it gets the nintendo bonus because people are used to its slop.
>has to make up fake scores to cope
Yikes
I won't play american shit.
Nintendo games are simply better to sony's because sony makes western shit.
Thats a simple fact.
You think GoW, HzD or Tlou are good because you have been doctronized
moronic console war drivel, here's the real question: will Nintendo ever top N64 dungeon design?
>w-we actually don't like moviegames haha r-right gamers? please give us ad revenue
is the playstation in the room with us now?
So why didnt it win GOTY, if the Botw dlc was so great?
>why didnt it win GOTY
It won tons of of GOTY awards though. Even won a Technical Excellence award at the Baftas.
it was garbage, no matter how many good boy made up awards nintendo bought
>CoD
>multiplat
Seethe harder.
96 metacritic rating
22 million sold so far on a single system
Drowing in awards
>Drowing in awards
then what is BG3 doing?
>then what is BG3 doing?
What does BG3 have to do with anything? It's nothing like TotK.
true, it's an actual game instead of some dlc on a kid's gimmick handheld
>BG3 is an actual game
Have you played it? It's a fricking visual novel. Zero gameplay.
Not him but have you played it? Sounds like you haven't
No wonder rebirth sucked. Tedious fricking game.
Nintendo isn't talented enough to make a game as detailed as the Last of Us.
Nintendo tried to make a movie-game once and it was so horrible young people don't even know it even existed.
Was that Day Of Disaster? Had that on Wii. It was pretty good fun.
>Was that Day Of Disaster?
No.
but Ubisoft already makes games exactly like Zelda for years, why would playstation try and do that... oh wait, they did, with ghost of sushi, and it was decent
>Ubisoft already makes games exactly like Zelda for years
1) Ubisoft now try to make their games more like Zelda
2) name a single Ubisoft game with the technical mastery of TotK.
>Nintendo makes the games not the directors/minds behind the game
Classic troon journalist
How the frick is Tlou2 realistic? Dykes duking it out in the post-apocalyptic landscape is pretty fantastical to me.
Catch out to fricking what? All nu-zelda represents is Nintendo realizing ubislop open world design, physics, physics puzzles and lego vehicles exist, and it doesn't do any of it better than the competition. Especially the lego vehicles, play Terra Tech or From The Depths and see that this "feature" is laughable.
I know it's bait, but i agree with the title.
After checking out the latest GDC about TotK i understand it.
They literally had to redo the entire fricking game to make it work with new abilities. Everything had to be changed for the Ultrahand eg. gates used to be normal video game gates, but now they had to be reworked so that Ultrahand could open it. Then you have to consider level design, main story design, literally fricking everything with just that simple change.
It's no wonder it took 6 years.
Sure, TotK wasn't perfect and IMO it was even worse than BotW, but i WILL respect it more than any game that year.
That kind of experimentation at AAA level is only possible at Nintendo probably.
>it took 6 years because they were replacing gimmick abilities with slightly different gimmick abilities instead of making it a better game
I agree, this kind of moronation is something only Nintendo is capable of. Always gimmicks, never quality. I especially enjoy how you now need to jump through hoops just to have what the previous game had by default, like remote detonated bombs.
Horizon is basically a Breath of the Wild rip-off already.
Not interested in TOTK but it's nice to see a journalist criticize PlayStation prestige
i forgot this game even existed. its just botw nuts and bolts lol
>californians are moronic
WHOA REALLY? Thanks OP, I NEVER would have figured that one out without you!