Will Stellar Blade succeed?
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Will Stellar Blade succeed?
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Face not realistic enough
Unless it gets released on PC, no
This. Until then, who cares.
Who the frick still doesn't have a PS5 in this day and age?
You new here?
Nah, I just like to tease the PC only babbies.
>owning a PS5 in 2024
Stellar Blade tempted me but outside of that there's really no reason to own anything more than a PC and Switch, if you're a pirategay you can also ditch the Switch
white people. but nah, I already own a PC with higher specs than a PS5 and I'm not buying a $500 console for the two exclusives that kind of interest me.
There's no reason to get a PS5 unless you really want to play CoD, Fifa, or Fortnite at 4K. Just look at the Wikipedia list, it's barren:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games
*Super Switch/Xbox Scarlet
how's the bloodborne port coming along?
Legally or otherwise Bloodboner will be on PC, the PS4 emulator is advancing at a steady pace.
Have you seen her ass?
Yeah it's awful
At making me fap? Probably
Mission accomplished
I think the game looks amazing, but I don't think it will be a financial success.
tum on the left
Probably not, but then again Bayo 3 did manage to sell 1 million. I hope it's successful cause I'm so tired of fanservice and beautiful women being considered "icky" in video games
Wish Bayo 3 sold 15 million copy + dollars
breasts are way too small
>go to Ganker only to see eve's ass
>rinse and repeat ad infinitum
What do you call this phenomenon?
Heaven?
I will buy as many copies as necessary to ensure its victory.
It will succeed. The tomboy will ensure it will.
Cute!
>Ganker performatively lusting after this game
>still no porn
...
You say that like I actually give a frick about video games.
not on the Call of Duty and Fifa box. Games still sold well on PS4 but despite many PS5's out there games other than COD aren't really selling. Just look at Helldivers 2 or BG3. 2 excellent games on PS5 that literally no one bought but sold like hotcakes on Steam. These are very different results to how it was before because on average Steam never beat the PS4 in game sales, except for very rare occasions, but now are creaming the PS5. Snoyggers are buying consoles but not games.
It might do well with assmen. Eve's delicious curves will only get her so far however.
>mainstream sexualization
Ah yes, just like all those hundreds of other games with beautiful girls in tight latex armour.
Oh, wait.
These people aren't any better than those calling any lgbt character inclusion political. Two sides of the same desperately sheltered-life coin.
"lgbt inclusion" is a political mandate counter to the interests and demands of the overwhelming majority of video game market demographic, pushed by explicitly and admittedly politically left-aligned top-down astroturfing ESG DIE agenda-ists.
sexy female inclusion is not.
Chill out bro, some people are far. Get over it or go talk to a therapist.
Unless a game is 99% gay characters, then there's no agenda there other than to add some variety to the characters in the game.
They can't all be clones of ubermenches like you.
I did my part.
Engineering support, 5th Airborne Squad, Lily Artemis II.
Ere', done!
She cute
Cor blimey
Make me a weapon to rival the metal gear
>This ought to take care of that busload of nuns
>5th Airborne Squad
No wonder the asiatics needed us to win their war for them
It will because I'm buying the game on PS5 and then PC
Does anyone have all those webms from the trailer?
Of course it will
>QTEs
Into the trash it goes.
did you homies not play metal gear rising?
Shit looks legitimately awful, but that ass is nice I guess
You lost troony
>don't like terrible gameplay
>t-troony
absolutely mindbroken
That's exactly what you are
Not buying your shitty generic asiatic action slop bro, I'll just jerk to the porn for free lol
Not until it comes to PC.
>ps5 exclusive
0 chance
>ching chong praystation game
It was already forgotten
If it doesn't succeed it's literally over
isn't it already one of their best sellers just based on pre-orders.
It's on PS5, it's going to be dead on arrival.
I want to play this so bad, I can definately afford to buy a playstation. But if I'm gonna be honest with you fellas, I'd rather waste money at the bar, cat call women until they kick me out. How do I break this habit?
>Will Stellar Blade succeed?
It probably already made its money back by this point with preorders alone and if it hasn't then by release it surely will. The PS5 install base is big enough for this to happen.
The issue is whether it will make a lot of money, which remains to be seen.
>How do I break this habit?
Give the money to the nice japanese and korean men who make pretty video game ladies instead of throwing it after bawds who will look at you like you're subhuman. Easy peasy.
when it gets announced to pc, yes it will
Seeing Nikke characters in this game would be some wild shit
Eve and some others as units in Nikke, Nikke costumes for Eve in Stellar Blade. Simplest and most likely outcome.
Surprise twist of it being the same universe like God Eater/Code Vein would be kinda neat too.
Arse
It might.
The dicks will prevail.
>2b killer
Yes it had already both its versions in the top pre-orders on PSN