Yikes ong, anon. Cap it when I'm vibin after a long day bussin my ass off and my wife acting sus and complaining fr fr. Finna hit her different left and right like it slaps. Touch some grass b***h like don't you low key stan me.
iirc Snake's starts empty and it only shows the injuries you get during the game itself. You can only check EVA's as an easter egg at the very end of the game when she's in your "party" after the bike crash
>No Eva cleavage >No Eva dressing as Snake enters >No half naked Eva tempting Snake as he eats a Snake >No Snake staring at Evas boobs >No Ocelot touching Evas boobs (both times) >No Eva proctitis (anal sex) easter egg >No Eva breast augmentation easter egg
I hope it never gets remade
>(no tattoos nor piercings)
why are you raising the standards when eva's a dogfricker with bolt-ons, if the game weren't in the 60's she'd look like a pincushion
WRECKED EM
didn't even know about this easter egg
its the abuse she took from Volgin
Reminder you can also see her breast implants
>its the abuse she took from Volgin
she hid the c3 insider her anus anon
volgin is gay, he only beats her up
hes just like me, except i beat my wife frfr
Yikes ong, anon. Cap it when I'm vibin after a long day bussin my ass off and my wife acting sus and complaining fr fr. Finna hit her different left and right like it slaps. Touch some grass b***h like don't you low key stan me.
what?
Can someone draw a middle-aged zoomer norf fc fan saying this on tiktok while his wife is standing in the background with a swollen face?
Volgin is bisexual, no more kisses from you Tatiana
He also beats her butthole, with his fist
Proctitis isn't necessarily from getting ass-fricked, you sick bastards.
>Eva
>Not getting ass fricked on a frequent basis
Let's be real here.
I don't remember this from 3, could you check all the medical issues Snake had as well?
iirc Snake's starts empty and it only shows the injuries you get during the game itself. You can only check EVA's as an easter egg at the very end of the game when she's in your "party" after the bike crash
>No Eva cleavage
>No Eva dressing as Snake enters
>No half naked Eva tempting Snake as he eats a Snake
>No Snake staring at Evas boobs
>No Ocelot touching Evas boobs (both times)
>No Eva proctitis (anal sex) easter egg
>No Eva breast augmentation easter egg
I hope it never gets remade
Proof?
>I hope it never gets remade
Anon...I've got some real bad news.
Why did Snake fall for such a prostitute? She's basically an OF girl by today's standards.
Please tell me where I can find an OF girl with Evas face and body (no tattoos nor piercings) and I'll inmediately buy ver OF
I'm sure you could find one within a minute of browsing the site.
>(no tattoos nor piercings)
why are you raising the standards when eva's a dogfricker with bolt-ons, if the game weren't in the 60's she'd look like a pincushion
Nice, I love bolt ons
They're always fat
Precedents in the entire gaming industry
>converting skirts to shorts
Absolute fricking crime.
That's a skort, homie
Skorts are a crime against humanity.
Don't sexualize women bro. Be better
Agreed.
Why the frick not
He was a virgin
eva is the one who fell for him
Not really. She also used him as well.
>doesnt kill him when she was literally supposed to
she fell for him
She is a woman
*tried to, Ocelot made sure that chinese Black person didn't get the philosopher's legacy.
>doesn't kill him
>explains to him the truth behind the boss
>steals the fake philosophers legacy
yeah bro she was stone cold killa
>Steals the fake philospher's legacy because she thought it was the real one
>Stood up Snake
A real keeper, huh.
yeah and you can look at evas history when she is with you.
>metal gear triangle is a remake of MGS3
I am in the process of making A LOT of termagants, and it dawned on me what if my army can't fit in the deployment zone?
shouldn´t you be able to calculate the needed Area to place the gants?
Will they keep Raiden staring at The Boss's breasts while drolling in the remake?
Dunno, ask Fido
>Volgen literally fricked her in the ass so many times it prolapsed because he’s gay
Kojima is such a fricking weirdo
volgen is a chad who knows women are weak to anal