Will you get the brain chip to be better at Vidya?

Will you get the brain chip to be better at Vidya?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Btw the wires retracted and left scar tissue, and now he needs another surgery again, and with each surgery and retraction his real brain slowly gets more and more damaged. Sounds like an actual living hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I don’t early adopt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you gotta be a little baka to beta test something like a brain implant

        It seems amazing, not gonna lie, but I will wait to see if it's safe after popular spread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair he may be happy to test the damn thing because the alternative is being a normal paraplegic, which I imagine fricking sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you let someone like fricking Musk put shit into your brain you deserve what you get.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >someone like fricking Musk
        What do you mean?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A mentally deranged manchild who makes dysfunctional trash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Musk didn't design anything related to it, just funded it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh his fricking cyber truck has a hood that closed so hard it would break your fingers.. trusting this guy to put something in your brain...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you let someone like fricking Musk put shit into your brain you deserve what you get.

        He's an arrogant eccentric to be sure, but do people genuinely believe Musk personally designs and builds these brain implants or the cybertruck trunk door?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, but by now his name attached to anything should be a red flag. It's clear that his entire shtick is promising some far flung futuristic technological innovations, taking the money of gullible idiots and then selling junk that doesn't work. Which is bad enough when it's stuff like cars or rockets, but when it comes to medical technology that peoples actual lives might depend on is absolutely vile.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But the rockets *do* work, remarkably well in fact. SpaceX remains the only privately-held corporation on earth to safely deliver human beings to the ISS from the ground on from-scratch hardware designs and manufacturing.
            Surely he gets *credit* for that since he's apparently taking the blame for trunk lids crushing fingers and first-generation prototype brain chips developing problems during testing, right?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, not gonna take that away from him.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why are we giving Musk credit and not the fricking scientists he bought with Daddy's money? That's why this cult of personality shit is fricking moronic. Steve Jobs didn't invent jack shit. He told his people to make a computer phone and they got it done.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SpaceX existed before Elon bought it, as did Tesla. He didn’t create any companies, he buys up existing ones and markets em like Steve Jobs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who's worked at a tech job knows that the more executives meddle and scheme with operations and projects, the more at risk everything is. I would hate to have Elon in my company's chain of command trying to sink the ship by shoving bad products into existence when we're trying to build and launch products that will actually work and be sold without getting owned by recalls or regulatory bodies. Tesla will probably survive the Cybertruck, but I guarantee no engineer is going to feature working on it on their resume if they don't have to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I let some guy who makes shitty cars that don’t work perform brain surgery on me
      >how could this have happened…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gonna need some proof of that claim anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He will eventually transcend the flesh

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll get the one miHoYo are working on.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's next, you're not allowed to play x vidya if they don't get the results from your doctor's checkup to check if you have any implants that can help you?
    and the fricking cheaters will spoof implants and kill themselves just for an advantage

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if it's Gabens chip.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a paraplegic
    it's a device to help disabled people like the guy in the article

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick outta here with your facts and logic, we're living in the future
      it genuinely worries me how many people see technology like this or LLM AI and assume it can do a bunch of shit that it really can't because they have no clue what it actually is or does
      video games

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if I can get it without being paralyzed because the only game I care about being good at is DDR.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People still play that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, a lot of people play regularly at Round 1 and the private free play arcade I go to.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let a corporation put a chip in your brain
    Surely, there is no way this could be used for any untoward purpose.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does anyone even care about this shit, we've used implants to treat severe conditions for decades
    even brain implants have been around since the 90s, mostly for people with severe epilepsy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pass until it becomes required to get a job.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >musk man bad

    I seriously cannot wait for you moronic homosexual zoomers to get drafted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      musks a fraud zoomer. Frick off back to plebbit where you gargle tsla, gme , doge and his bullshit because he spams it and your a fricking brainlet. Guess what? He did not 'create' paypal either. He's a horrible little cocaine addled c**t from a wealthy mother who used give him carrier bags of cash to stick up his nose. You know frick all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Musk is israelite wiener sucker, so now even right wingers hate him

      He literally admitted he is a philosemite and will always defend israelites, not surprising a South African is a cuck to israelites

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you get the brain chip to be better at Vidya?
    I already have the perfect interface to this simulation as given to me by the designer.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vidya
    don't care, tell me when I can have a chip that visualizes my tulpa hologram waifu personal assistant

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll let people who need a chip to play have the chips. They'll be happy to hear my cries of anger when I realize I've been defeated by a cripple

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if it's open source (it will never be open source).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >openAI
      >isn't open

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