*winds angrily*

*winds angrily*

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    um did anyone notice it kind of looks like he is jacking off

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now this is the kind of content I come to Ganker to see

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yay, my favourite Ganker thread again

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were there any other time paradoxes in the game besides this guy teaching you the song?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's been a while since I did a vanilla run but you can solve puzzles as an adult in DC and spirit that will be solved as child.
      You can break the curse of spiders in the future and collect the rewards as child.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think all the chests are empty too as a kid if you open them as an adult. Would have been cool at least for more useless things like rupees if you could double loot. Chrono Trigger did this right.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren't paradoxes, they're incongruencies
        A paradox is a situation that creates itself - he teaches you the song as an adult which enraged him in the past, which enables you to go into the past and enrage him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a paradox, it's a closed loop. Standard paradox example:
          >I go back in time and kill myself as a baby
          >but then I'm never born
          >so nobody grows up to go back in time and kill me
          >so I am born
          >so I do go back in time and kill myself as a baby
          >so I'm not born
          etc.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both are paradoxes.
            >Who wrote the song if you played it
            and
            >How can you have a nice day if you're still alive
            Are both unsolvable paradoxes.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Closed loop is a paradox, it's called ironically the same thing you're aiming at: the grandfather paradox.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              a closed loop has the end be the start and it justifies itself, it exists because it does and things happened because they already did
              the grandfather paradox has the end contradict the start, if it happens it doesn't because it didn't and they couldn't happen because they can't
              grandfather paradoxes don't work with closed loops since grandfather paradoxes need a third party who is completely detached from the events which closed loops inherently can't provide since they are by design fixed events that lead back around

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was his problem?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bongo-Bongo banged his wife after Link let it out of the well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bango Bango

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone got his FRICKIN' windmill interior all wet by causing an indoor rainstorm.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait...who the frick composed the song? He learned it from Link and Link learned it from him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They occured simultaneously so it always existed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It got brought over from Termina as it was composed there

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gets cucked by a literal dog and kicked out of his hotel room in MM
        Dude can't catch a break.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if it was just some other kid with an ocarina

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the composer did

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just answered your own question you fool.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But who composed it?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who up crankin they hurdy gurdy

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >created a closed time loop by simply existing

    what the frick was his problem

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *squeak squeak squeak squeak*

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All he wants to do is play his music and keep the windmill running. Why do you want to ruin that? Why?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just remember, ERP people, this is who that girl REALLY is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know. I just don't really care.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, sometimes I'd just stay in the windmill for a few minutes and listen to this (whilst occasionally running the merry-go-round in either direction).

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boo beh beh boodleee
    Boo beh beh boodleee
    Boodlehhhhh boodlehhhhh
    Beh ba dehdeedleeooooo
    Beh boo beedleeh
    Beh boo beedloooh
    Boodlehhhhh boodlehhhhh
    Beh ba dehdeedleeooooo
    Beh boo beedeh deh daa doo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have the song note for note in my head and your gibberish still doesn't fit, try again.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one wants to hear about it now
    >chocolate rain!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That kid's song made it rain inside again
      >Chocolate rain

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no one wants to hear about it now
        >chocolate rain!

        kek

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK was his problem?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best song.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *winds angrily*

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