*wins Japan*

ITS ACTUALLY JHAPPENING

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    major flop.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully it does. Need to get one on sale

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, looks like it.
      Was the steam console a success?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steam Deck's selling insanely well yeah, they hit around a million sales purely through their online ordering thing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was awhile ago and have not mentioned their numbers since

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            A million handhelds sold is really fricking good by any metric imo

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              not really

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

                You've been brain-rotted by Nintendo levels of handheld sales, we're talking about a porta-PC that's mainly available through mail order, runs on Linux, is a company's first "serious" hardware venture, and for a long time was stuck in preorder limbo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                one million and the radio silence is not good

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can infer pretty easily it's still selling since they're offering up refurb units now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deck sales are good, for a very niche device but that's about it. In no way it's sales are "really fricking good by any metric".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yes, but no
                have a nice day

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vita was a failure at 16mil

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sony also attempts to be a loss-leader on their hardware, and between the proprietary storage and inability to put out any software at all past the first couple of years, they couldn't make up the difference

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sony is a massive corporation with an insane amount of money. Valve isn't small by any means but they're significantly smaller than a giant like Sony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                no they really aren't, sony almost went bankrupt like 10 years ago

                it doesn't matter how much money you have if your decisions are not sound. valve will take over a lot of sony's market over the next 10 years

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                kys tendie

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                valve is also hemorrhaging users thanks to it's anti-japan policies, so they have all the incentive in the world to pretend their platform and products aren't flopping

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >valve is also hemorrhaging users
                hahahahahahah no they aren't
                > thanks to it's anti-japan policies
                ahjhahahahahahahah talking about fricking like 30 max player pedo games getting banned

                >BG3 one of most successful games of last 10 years
                >Starfield about to come out and have 2.5 million concurrent players
                hemorrhaging bad bro, gotta respect those pederast games for pedo losers

                actually have a nice day pedo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And the xenophobic westoids drop all pretense.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BG3 one of most successful games of last 10 years
                source?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, dota is a trash fire and CSGO is a shitshow, and this is after the steam console and steam OS were a laughable flop, valve is actually in trouble.
                It doesn't help their japan xenophobia has gotten so bad that even japanese indies would rather go through the trouble of putting their games up for switch or just using itch.io than doing it through steam.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro steam is still synonymous with the PC games market with only a scant few exceptions like GOG, "valve is in trouble" implies that steam is somehow failing and it isn't by any stretch of the imagination

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bro steam is still synonymous with the PC games market
                or so the steamgoys keep telling themselves

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps the sheer force of my homosexualry will rewrite reality and cause Steam to vanish from computers the world over

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Steam Deck's selling insanely well yeah
          lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A million handhelds sold is really fricking good by any metric imo

          >can only order via Steam
          >often out if stock
          >only available in certain countries

          If Valve outsourced the Deck to a real logistics company, it would have no problem selling 10-20 million.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FLOP FLOP FLOP GET DISCONTINUED

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would flop my veiny wiener on your month, homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like people don't remember when they tried this exact same dumb shit with the Vita.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    even the japs dont give a shit about the ps5, some jank handheld isnt going to change that

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Bluetooth, you have to buy new PlayStation Link compatible headsets
    >no local play, not even media playback
    >no PS5 cloud streaming
    >targeting same battery life as DualSense controllers (<4 hours)

    damn.....

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>no PS5 cloud streaming
      ?????????????????????????

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        It's not a cloud device. You need to have a PS5, it just mirrors the screen

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cloud
          Your shit taste is most foul. Imagine wanting anything on "the cloud."

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The point is that this device has literally a single purpose and can only be used in conjunction with another $400-500 piece of equipment
            This is as moronic as PS VR2. The idea that adding another $200-400 peripheral on top of that will be in any way desirable is insane because it's hard enough for most people to fricking get a PS5

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine wanting anything on "the cloud."
            That's what Japan wants too moron, it's not for nothing that switch cloud games are also successful there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bluetooth audio sucks shit, but no cloud streamed games is a massive blunder

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, isn't this supposed to be a streaming tablet for the PS5?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, a WiFi one.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so you can play your PS5 while taking a shit and your hamplanet wife hogs the TV to watch whatever fotm reality TV trash is on.

        You can't use it to play streamed games from a service, you literally can only use it to play your own PS5 and your own PS5 games over a wi-fi connection.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Teased in May, the Portal is essentially a PS5 controller (touchpad, haptics and all) split down the middle with an 8-inch, 1080p LCD. It plays any game your PS5 has at 60 FPS by streaming the image over wi-fi, though already-streaming games via PS Now and VR ones are not supported. And of course you can’t play on the train or a long flight.
    DOA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what the point of this thing is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest, I did a lot of off screen playing with my wii u. Either someone else wanted the TV, or it was just comfier playing in bed with the laptop streaming beside me.

        But would never buy this shit separately

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the one use case that this seems tailor designed for, but like, can't the existing remote play app already do that with your phone/tablet?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This will support dualsense gyro and haptics. That's about it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        for the sir who needs to game but his wife's boyfriend is watching the raiders game on the Sony Bravia

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe it's money laundering at this point. Why would you create the wii u 10 years after its disastrous release?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        to simulate the switch experience
        morons dont realize that an actual portable console like the switch would have made people interested

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it were actually just the PSP2 or vita2 they still have their reputation with japan burnt down to shit.
          Even compile heart which was one of their most loyal lapdogs packed their bags and are re-releasing everything on the switch, uncensored.
          When they lose square you know it's truly fricking over, and they already have one foot out of the door when the exclusivity deals are gone.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        To play FF16 while taking a shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It copies the Wii U gamepad.
        But somehow even worse.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        to bait people into thinking it's a portable PS5

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to bait people into thinking it's a portable PS5
          You know what, I am very curious how they're going to handle the messaging of this PS Portal because I really do think casuals will think it's a handheld able to play PS5 digital games right off the bat

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're trying to sell people on the PSP brand. That's what this is. A legal scam because everyone will think it's a PSP successor. Playstation portal sounds close enough to Playstation portable especially for non English speaking people.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The true heir to the Wii U, no games and shitty range incuded

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People don't leave their home anymore but want to play in the bathroom or bedroom. They timed it almost perfectly with the next wave of covid restrictions so I guess it's gonna sell a bit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >by streaming the image over wi-fi
      Why the frick would anyone want this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so they made a wii u?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes your $70 already fragile controller with shite battery life even more of a fragile battery vampire for the low low price of $100
    Nothing personnel kid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's 240 dollars

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHA ITS EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
        Why spend that much to turn your nogaemstation5 into a bootleg wii u but worse?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony copying Nintendo AGAIN
    why

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony copying Nintendo AG-ACK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is an TV dock for a portable console in anyway comparable to a fricking piece of shit device that only works in the same house the PS5 is in, moron-kun?
        It doesn't even do remote play over the internet unlike the PSP, Vita, or the existing remote play phone app

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          *a

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking about the Switch, tard

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony has been doing remote play since the PS3.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure that was only for certain games because the PS3 wasn't powerful enough to stream all of them.
        Either way, you still had a separate console to play with. This is just a Wii U gamepad with an absurd price tag.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This is just a Wii U gamepad with an absurd price tag.

          can it be used by games as a second screen for maps, inventory, etc?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmfao
            that would actually snoy to put in effort

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked astro's playroom, cute tech demo

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SteamDeck and Switch bros.... we're done for...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're joking, but deck already has this feature. Hell you can even use it to play locally with a buddy. Hate that consoles make a big fuss out of features that don't even bother to get marketed and people take for granted on PC. Frickin neanderthals.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >200 bucks controller with a screen attached to it

    The Wii U flopped. Why try it again?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing Sony can do is to copy Nintendo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the wii u flopped because its marketing was ass

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was also just a bad idea. Very few games used the tablet part of it in a meaningful way.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wii u flopped because it was shit. It had a bad controller, terrible online, you had rebuy virtual console games and games too forever to launch for some stupid reason. The only "positive" was miiverse (social media integration is cancer regardless of how many ebin screenshots get spammed on Ganker).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bad controller
          switch and wii controllers are hot dogshit too, non-factor
          >terrible online
          nintendo online has never been good
          >you had to rebuy virtual console games
          yeah this was shit but now you're renting games for $20 or $50 a year, non-factor

          the u wasn't a good console or anything but if a combination of bad controllers, terrible online and israeli game practices was what it took to kill it, the wii and switch would have sunk with it too

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but the WiiU controllers was waay worse. It only came with that tablet. At least the Switch joy cons have the adapter and the Wii had the nunchuck and Wiimote that felt a little better.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The big difference is the Switch is a handheld. Nintendo handhelds always dominate and Sony didn't release a competitor so Nintendo only has to compete with emulation machines and the steam deck.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you just forgot that those other consoles had games, so people overlooked aspects that they didn't like it

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Worse Wii U gamepad
    >winning anything

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's $300 in Japan - the same price as a Switch
    It's almost like they ENJOY being humiliated at this point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      $300 or less you could buy any number of chink handhelds that can play roms and stream using moonlight, $400 is enough for a Steam Deck which is still infinitely better than a fricking Wii U gamepad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sony doesn't think aboutr nintendo, they are irrelevant

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The FTC trial says otherwise

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sony doesn't think aboutr nintendo
        The FTC court case proves otherwise.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >corrupted mutt judge input
          irrelevant like nintendo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Sony isn't pissing themselves over the Switch 2's imminent reveal and release

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seething tendie rant
          didn't ask

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know I'm right.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are half of these VR?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >troonypedia mods shilling their troontablet
          not surprised

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >STOP THE HECKIN' COUNTARINO!!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >corrupted mutt judge input
        irrelevant like nintendo

        >seething tendie rant
        didn't ask

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo has one of the highest grossing movies about one of their biggest IP
        >Sony's biggest Playstation IP movie is on track to be a big flop

        Likewise.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nintendo didn't make the mario movie, like I said they are irrelevant

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eet does ant count, senor!

            lamo

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to be in range of your PS5 for this shit to work, can't take it on a train to play on the way to school or work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can pay a couple hundred dollars now to take your ps5 to the shitter... Amazing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just shows how out of touch those californian shitters are

      >hey the Switch is killing us - we need to get those customers back
      >maybe they stopped buying Playstation cause everyone wants to play games in a handheld mode!
      >genius! let's make a gamepad which plays PS5 games!
      >but that would be very expensive!
      >yeah thats why we will make it a streaming device that only works close to your PS5!
      >this will definitely get us the japanese audience back!

      • 10 months ago
        Nintendojitsu

        Somehow Sony's investors are okay was this assfrickery.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Functionally ban almost all JRPGs and anything "too anime".
        >All while promoting trannoid movie games.
        >Raise the prices of both the console itself, subscription and extra controllers sky high.
        >Make it a pain in the ass to use (controller battery life, etc).
        >Murder the vita mercilessly in cold blood, which was a beloved console.
        >When that's not enough apply even more pressure on JP devs to censor everything as much as possible, even things that don't have to be censored.
        >Actively antagonize JP devs even when they bend over and comply.
        >All while still promoting trannoid content.
        >But somehow it's the portability the reason why we are hemorrhaging the japanese market to switch.
        It's telling they fail to realize their blatant xenophobia and love for trannoids is the problem.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just realized if full nudity is in the game why is it not A rated?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            nudity alone wont make a game a rated.
            only graphically expilist things will and pretty much everything in the bg3 is fade to black.
            even the ogre scene is considered non explicit since you dont actually see the body parts bumping.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            westoid bias and double standards

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie, PlayStation was losing the Japanese market long before they became an American brand, the PS3 sales where half of the PS1 and the PSP sold as good ONLY because of Monster Hunter.
          They knew they didn't have anything to appeal to Japan so they bailed out.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            monhun is overrated garbage and japan stopped caring about it once they went pozzled for the casuals with MHW
            the rage is apex now

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, Rise sold like crack only surpassed by P3rd, World 2 will sell.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their Japanese first party games didn't even do well in japan and still did far better in the west. This is as far back on the PS1 where this was happening. The japanese loved Sony's third party games, but never really rose to the occasion to buy their first party games.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beloved console
          for you, maybe

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish baldurs gate was in anime style

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i just hope dragons dogma 2 get nudes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's it. I'm calling bullshit. Just WHAT the frick kind of leverage/blackmail does Jim Ryan have on Sony's leadership? There's no way otherwise that his ass shouldn't be out the door by the end of summer after helping the FTC bungle the fight against the Microsoft-ABK merger and turned it from a decent possibility into a lethal certainty. On top of how he's also torpedoed the platform and their goodwill in Japan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >California

        rent-free

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally where Playstation's HQ is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch is killing Sony

        Not according to their data, they've been outselling it on the NPD charts routinely and their customer base in the US own both a PS5 and the Switch for the majority.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In units or in dollar sales?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's been both. Even this month it's PS5 being top in units and dollars.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doesn't count

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the PSvita could remote play over the internet or locally via WLAN or direct connection
      What are they smoking?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It needs to be $100 with a direct proprietary wireless connection to the console to be worthwhile

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they can't play it on the train it's a dead device. The only use case is people that want to play games while their kids or partner watch TV and want to sit on the couch next to them. But phones can already do remote play so you have to REALLY want the haptics and meme triggers to go with this device instead.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the type of slop that only brain rotten Amerimutt weebs will slurp up because they think it will make them seem more Japanese to the friends they don't actually have.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Astro and why is he looking at me like that?

  18. 10 months ago
    Nintendojitsu

    This thing will flop harder than the PSVR2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      100%. When they have to sell it for the same price or less than a Dualsense I might pick one up though but $200 for that thing can frick off. 0 chance I'd ever buy that over the Edge, which also needs a price drop for me to ever consider it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the PSVR2 is a success, it sold more than the PSVR1 at launch

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what about now, almost 6 months later?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't play on it without being connected to a ps5
    It's shit and will flop in Japan. Japs want to play on trains

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >japs
      >even thinking about doing anything as dishonorable as playing on a train

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the wifey and her boyfriend need the tv for football, so I'm glad I can still spend time with them playing God of War!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope some jap sony fans get this and realized you need to be close to your PS5, not being able to pay it on the train.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who asked for this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony executives

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the deck is selling and the switch is selling surely they can do it too but better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >surely they can do it too but better
        lol. lmao even
        but its not even a portable console/device like those two are, its literally just a mirror device that you NEED to buy a ps5 in the first place to even work
        don't forget, its nearly the same price as a new switch

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wins Japan
    >when they're laughing since the first announcement about how moron this was
    literally never happening.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this is literally the Wii U gamepad then it's awesome

    t. homosexual that plays handhelds at home unironically

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only works if you have a PS5

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already flopped
        What's the technical role of the ps5? Will the ps5 do the computing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the Wii U gamepad only works if I have a Wii U. What's the problem? If I were to get a PS5 which I will get once they're hackeable then I will consider getting this trainwreck too

        https://i.imgur.com/hJFkoNS.jpg

        ITS ACTUALLY JHAPPENING

        assuming that it works like a Wii U gamepad and not like a shitty streaming device
        Frick, why the hell can't I use the gamepad on the PC too? I want to play porn games while in bed

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I want to play porn games while in bed
          I always found this stuff weird, is it something exclusive to americans? Just put a TV in the bedroom, it's like your console it's stuck to the couch setup.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            My TV position forces me to bend my neck 90º to look at it while in bed

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Buy a wall mount.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If I were to get a PS5 which I will get once they're hackeable
          just build a pc, they are bleeding exclusives out the anus and the only ones they still have are worthless goyslop

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just build a PC
            You homosexuals refuse to tell me which GPU is the best one

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the Wii U gamepad only works if I have a Wii U. What's the problem

          The problem, my stupid friend, is that the WiiU gamepad came with the fricking WiiU for the price of two hundred ninety nine ewe ess dollars. This hunk of shit costs as much as a Switch by itself, AND you need a four hundred dollar console to run it. Hope that clears up your confusion.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tendie is a poor mexican

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vita is better in everything.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A literal android tablet with a split gamepad.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally a WiiU and the WiiU fricking bombed.
    Why do you expect this to succeed when the PS5 unironically has less exclusives than the fricking WiiU?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wanna say the PSPgo was amazing but people weren't ready for a digital only system at the time. Was the only person I knew who actually bought one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One analog stick
      >Amazing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They design the games for 1 analog. thats a non-issue

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The significantly bigger issue was the lack of L2/R2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people weren't ready for a digital only system at the time
      mostly because almost the entire market for potential adopters were people that already owned psps and had a collection of physical games, plus nobody wanted to shell out for sony's proprietary memory cards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted one so badly when they came out, and I keep putting off buying one secondhand. The dock for that thing is unreasonably costly nowadays.

    • 10 months ago
      Moose

      No one wants a digital-only system because a digital-only future is as moronic as it gets.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        but muh totally real 80% digital rate! Ignore that the digital-only PS5 only accounts for like 10% of total sales

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        worked pretty well for steam

        • 10 months ago
          Moose

          After years of them forcing the situation on people who did not want it. People were pissed when Steam came out. The console market is also way different than the PC market and you're not gonna have parents happy when they buy a cardboard card for a download code for their kids compared to a game with a disk inside.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people who did not want it
            I mean they went with it pretty easily

            • 10 months ago
              Moose

              Again, they didn't. It took years before people stopped complaining about CSS and I think it was HL2 forcing people into their ecosystem. Even now people lament that PC physical copies are just an install disk for Steam and a code, sometimes not even an install disk.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only knew one kid on the school that own one, and we bullied him because it was digital only and the design was ugly, imagine being bullied by a bunch of nerds back then, lmao

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PlayStation Portable
    >PlayStation Portal

    Even the name is gimped.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What games would you even put on a PSP2? consider that developers still have to support the PS4 and PS5.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd do what they're doing with the PC games and the Steam Deck. Have teams that port PS5 games to work on the new device instead, that way they can compete with the Switch in Japan.

  31. 10 months ago
    Eric

    seething tendies can't even help but expose thenselves. The PS5 and the PS4 are both better than the Shitch

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it save to assume that this will at least outsell the Switch for its first few weeks of release in Japan?

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can practically smell the onions just from looking at this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking hell

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        actual cringe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a punchable face.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a cheap tablet slepped inside an overpriced controller
    anything above $99 is a fricking scam

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shame that we wont be able to track its sales.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but you can judge based on how quickly production shuts down.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They literally sawed a DualSense in half and glued a cheap Chinese tablet screen in between.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      >was going to make this joke
      >it's not a joke, it's literally what it is
      what the frick is wrong with snoy

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Snoy copying Nintendo again
    Embarrassing.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what happens when this piece of shit gets stick drift? Imagine if it had drift right out of the box, that happened to one of my PS4 controllers (new not used).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just buy another one

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THE SWITCH!

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wii U had one frame of latency
    If this can match it ill get it. Wii U is 11 fricking years old at this point. This is the bare minimum.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it connects directly to the console WiFi like Wii U did.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh maybe it does. Could that be why it doesn't support streaming?

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo makes wii u
    >years of ridicule
    >sony makes a wii u attachment that costs 300 dollars on top of the 500 dollar console they're selling
    >OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE EPIC

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this moron had to do was greenlight a PSVITA2 and lure in companies to make exclusives of it, and chase after the Switch audience in Japan.
    No, instead we have an obvious flop and a play at your bed machine for 200 dollaridoos. What a lack of judgement.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A pretty significant factor in the Vita's failure in Japan was the lack of a Monster Hunter game, which was in large part because of the system's graphical power representing a leap the MH team didn't want to take, so they frittered off over to the 3DS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The vita really was a the worst of both worlds for developers.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bright side: the return of The Claw for Monster Hunter players on 3DS, unless you had a CPP or a New 3DS

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man I haven't heard the claw in awhile.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i just moved the camera with the touchscreen
            was i wrong?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I did the same thing on a 2DS, I had kind of a right-handed claw going. I hated every second of it but 4U was my first MonHun game and I got to G-rank that way. Also beat The End nonlethally with the janky control scheme on MGS 3D.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              the PSP didn't have a touch screen, are you thinking of the Vita?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah, 3ds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? The Vita died due to no good MH game, now Monster Hunter is on consoles so when 6 comes to PS5 just use streaming thingy to play.

      It's 200 bucks the same price as their pro controller.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what am i missing here?
    isnt this just a streaming tablet? literally worse hardware than the switch?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this look like one of those shitty fan concepts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That pic has real Hispanic energy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPHERICAL

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just make a PSVITA 2 instead of making this abomination?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would be an actually good business decision
      we can't have that, we need more GRAPHIX we need more movie game goyslop
      remember to buy the 300 bucks portal pro version, the same turd but with a touchscreen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A vita 2 would do terrible. Sony's first party titles when they came to portables were often terrible spinoffs are lukewarm prequels. They didn't hold the same esteem as the main console entries.

        The only way a true portable is happening is if they can shrink the base ps5 down to be portable size, but then you run into cost. They could do it now but it would likely be higher in price than steamdeck and nobody would buy.

        You already have VR games and PS5, a third platform would split them even thinner and you're back to the PS3 days of having mostly crap for first party exclusives.

        So instead you get this optional tablet and some of their games coming to mobile as a middle ground.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ps3go
          >or some other equally cringe name, as is expected of snoy
          >literally just a handheld that plays ps3 games
          >digital only, if you own the physical game already you get a 90% discount on it or whatever
          There, it would sell at least ten times more than this abomination + digital sales

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            PS3 isn't attached to their current storefront. And the PS3 really isn't in demand outside of vocal minorities.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And the PS3 really isn't in demand outside of vocal minorities.
              i wonder what could have caused that
              it's not like they treat the people that would have it in demand like shit or anything
              it's not like people would rather dump money at the PS3 and vita emulators to play those games than actually buy the fricking consoles or anything

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course it's not "in demand", the people who would demand it just play on their old ps3 or emulate it. Maybe even have a sort of rebate system instead, where you send in your physical game and get that game digitally for a few bucks to pay for shipping and other costs, shareholders would coom to the idea of removing old stock from consumers hands and them owning nothing instead.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dammit bros... I bought a PS5 next to my XSX because I fell for the soi of war meme... never again. Frick israeliteny.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it should be worth mentioning that according to Sony, Japan is very big into the higher PS+ tiers and use the PS5 to play older games and stream PS3 games. Japan has actually gotten heavily into God of War this way by playing it on the service. So much so it's garnered a following.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >according to Sony
      >Even with massive frickings of the data they still have to admit almost none of them actually play anything released since the PS4.
      >This is also likely after removing JRPGs from the data pool because trails of arise alone would mog god of soi and the entire first party library combined.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, JRPGs were included

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pic has nothing anime aside from like 2 koei games if you REALLY push the definition
          wrong image? you proved the point

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you missed they're offering EDF and Yakuza on there as well as Resident Evil.

            Tsushima also probably counts as anime because it's getting a series.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >goyslop and ironic weeb slop
              yeah you're just proving the point, only westoid approved turds are allowed to be shown, otherwise more anime JRPGs would humiliate their movie games

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those games they're showing are from 2011 because that was the most popular year played, there were not a whole lot of PS3 RPGs that were good until well after that year.

                If you're subbed to the higher tiers you get access to their classics catalogue which contains multiple Ape Escape games, legend of Dragoon, Loco Roco, and many others.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >games from a decade ago are more in demand than their current movie games
                the absolute fricking state of snoy

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The infographic is from their classics catalogue which is separate from their modern release section. First part is their newer games with the second part being the Classics Catalogue.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                whats a non ironic weeb slop

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's interesting, source?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't even use this to play ps3 titles from your ps5 cause it eats all your bandwidth that cloud streaming needs to ensure a stable picture.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >connects to ps5 only via local metwork
    >can't use it on the train
    >can't use it on the bus
    >can't use it on break at work
    >can't use it at the park
    >can't use it at the netcafe
    >can use it in the bathroom
    Japs are going to love it all right. Love shitting on it as proof sony is continuing to move away from Japan. This product is for Americans with big houses. Not tiny jap boxes.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sticks drift in your path.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needs a ps5 to do anything
    >200 fricking dollars
    DOA

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would not buy it simply because the joystick seems to be a one piece with the screen. given how shit PS4/5 controller durability is I would not trust sony with this shit.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally just a screen and a controller.
    The psp and vita had everything this thing had, PLUS they could play natively.

    This thing can't even stream games, it's literally just a screen for your ps5, if you don't have a TV.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait...I thought the whole purpose for this thing was to stream games. wtf is this shit for then?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        To play PS5 games on it. It just mirrors your PS5. It's still stupid AF though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember remote play?
        How about we make an expensive new product just for that.

        The dumb thing is that they have ps now, which has something like 1000 games, yet they just chose to not make it compatible.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PS5 but I don't see the point of this. The reasons are

    >what if the main TV is being used?
    Buy a smaller one. There are small TVs for this price.
    >what if I'm outside?
    Good luck finding WiFi that's good enough for this when you're out and about. I can play my Switch on a plane, I can't do that with this.

    It also doesm't have bluetooth, so you need wired headphones or Sony's BS PlayLink or whatever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buy a smaller one. There are small TVs for this price.
      And plug in all the cables. And relocate the console every time you want to switch TVs. Why not get something more useful that also comes with a controller?

      >people here say they buy handhelds just to play comfily in their bed
      >but local streaming is... le bad

      Local streaming is dogshit unless it has the Wii U's god tier latency

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That takes a few mins my guy. I literally do that when I want to play in bad. This thing is way too limited in it's use cases to be worth $200. With another TV I can also do a bunch of other things. There are even phone controller cases for less and you can stream PS5 games on a phone already.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and you can stream PS5 games on a phone already.
          And like I said before:
          >Local streaming is dogshit unless it has the Wii U's god tier latency

          I tried the Vita's remote play feature once on the PS4 and that shit was beyond abysmal. Phones are most likely just as garbage

          Regardless, a Wii U style gamepad is way better than getting a second TV. It takes virtually no space and all you do is turn on the gamepad. Only reason why you wouldn't want this shit is if you're a poorgay. It's a cool optional accessory if you've got money to burn

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could it, I'm just sure I would never use it. If you would that's fine, but you're in a small minority. I'm pretty sure the phone one is the same shit too, it's PS5 Remote Play. You can view your console home screen and everything just like this. Maybe it's a little worse, but if you're at home I doubt it's a big difference. I'd rather buy a smaller TV and spend 10 or 15 mins moving my PS5. Bigger screen too.

            Having money doesn't mean this product is a good idea to most people.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If wifi 6 is good enough to almost perfectly stream VR games and not make you sick, I don't see how it would struggle with flat games.

        This thing needs to be 50 dollars and needs to come with a 40 dollar rebate or something. 200 is just too much, who spends $200 on a controller?

        I can understand dropping that much on a LE Zelda joycon but this isn't limited edition or branded witha popular franchise.

        You're paying for the force feedback and other haptics, it's amazing if used correctly.
        What I don't get is why people are dumping money on a deck to play it only inside when they could use their phone with steam link and a cheap controller.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people here say they buy handhelds just to play comfily in their bed
    >but local streaming is... le bad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants a handheld that onlu is good for playing on the toilet or in bed. The use cases are too limited. Yes, you use it wherever there's WiFI, but most public networks will be too shit for this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes, you use it wherever there's WiFI, but most public networks will be too shit for this.

        Sony is in the process of building infrastructure in 28 countries so people can get better internet connections.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I'm sure that will total work. I like my PS5, but this product is way too niche.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile as this vaporware plan is being pitched and probably never truly integrated, they expect you to buy this trash.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thing needs to be 50 dollars and needs to come with a 40 dollar rebate or something. 200 is just too much, who spends $200 on a controller?

      I can understand dropping that much on a LE Zelda joycon but this isn't limited edition or branded witha popular franchise.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mobile phones killed handheld gaming.
    Manchilds need to accept this.
    And no, switch didn't sell millions because it's a handheld hybrid.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are a ton of multiple handheld devices that run Windows/Linux/Android that can use remote play AND also run other stuff. This runs 0 applications locally. You can get a Retroid Pocket 3+ that costs $120 that can run Remote Play and you can also play PS1/PS2/PSP games on it and other consoles too, a PSVita runs PSVita and PSP and PS1 games while also letting you use remote play. This thing should at the very least have a store and a way to let you play PS1/PS2/PSP/PSVita through emulation or natively that you buy or already own digitally, if the PSP could run PS1 games in 2004, why wouldn't this 19 years later at $199? Absolutely ridiculous considering a Switch Lite also costs $199 and runs things like The Witcher 3 and Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, when modded a Switch can also use remote play and runs PS1 and PSP games, this thing doesn't even run Doom or Pong or anything by itself, I don't get it how people find this reasonably priced, it should cost like $89, it's just a screen, buttons and wifi adapter, specs wise it's as powerful as an old first generation Chromecast. I am absolutely devastated reading people saying that this is a good deal and that it's evan cheap, that they thought that it would cost $350 or something, are they moronic?

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*wins Japan*
    it's cute that yo uthink that

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They shaped it like a boomerang because they know people will try to throw it away as soon as they get one

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOULLESS

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can stream my pc over my phone
    Steam decks make more sense than this garbage
    I wish it was a stand alone console, but is just an accesory that nobody asked

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 months ago
    >my kids don't even play switch in docked mode they'd rather have the tiny screen close tot heir face I really think mobile gaming like this is going to overtake consoles before this gen ends
    >steamdeck is so amazing I can now /comfy/ in my bed or chair wrapped in blankets
    whatever that playstation shit is named gets announced
    >loooooool what's the target audience
    >why would I ever want to use this thing
    The hypocrisy from everyone involved is so funny now go back to playing on KB+M like a normal human beings you fricking homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit b8 m8 I r8 0/8

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch
      Has the power to play its games portably regardless of internet.
      >Steam Deck
      Has the power to play (most of) its games portably regardless of internet.
      >Playstation Quantum (that's absolutely what it's gonna be, and they're gonna brag about some patented nothingburger "Quantum Connection Technology" or some kind of bullshit like that; screencap this)
      Has no power of its own and is beholden to having a console in proximity to work, barring an unreasonable clickbait setup to get a PS5 powered up to a portable power source. Now go in the corner and have yourself a nice cry over MUH HIPPO CRAZIES. You've earned it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch
        >Has the power to play its games portably regardless of internet.
        shitch has no game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          oink oink

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to your cave, Eric.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quantum also plays games regardless of the internet but you forgot to mention it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't it need wifi since it has no bluetooth?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I own a PS5 and a Switch. I use Switch in dockmode mostly because small screens suck. I only use it handheld on planes and you can do that with this thing.

      Maybe this product would make if it sense if you want your kids to stfu and want to watch TV.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't do that*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my kids don't even play switch in docked mode they'd rather have the tiny screen close tot heir face I really think mobile gaming like this is going to overtake consoles before this gen ends
      Yeah, you know what else the Switch has?
      Nintendo games, games that are designed at least with some portability or a small screen in mind

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you not understand that this is a $200 controller with a screen on it and not a new console?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what games would your kids play on the ps5? the only ones I can think of are astro playroom, sackboy a big adventure and peppa pig
      at least with the switch they have a lot of games that the vast majority of kids can play because they are not "mature" games, and the obvious one is that they can take the console with them if they go on vacation

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stuff like fornite, apex, etc is what most kids would prob play.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what games would your kids play on the ps5?
        fortnite and cod probably

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fortnite and cod probably
          They have PS4s. No need for the PS5.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that doesn't really stop them from wanting the shiny new thing tho

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              FFXVI was the first time I used my PS5 in 6 months. And it was pretty mid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but bahamut's fight alone made it worth it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            PS5 is just a PS4 pro+. The days of console generations is dead, they are just pre-built pcs.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              they always were

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Consoles used to have quirks and soul, the sega saturn was completely different from the playstation. Now they are all the same machine with a different coat of paint. I blame the PS2.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh soul
                kys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the Switch couldn't play any games of its own. And its entire functionality relied upon the use of another several times more expensive product. That is actully the product with all the value. Then yeah the Switch would be complete garbage all the same.
      But the Switch is actually its own system. With its own games. And this Project Q thing is not.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me how much does the cheapest version of a switch cost.
    Full price, no sales.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see Switch lite from $170 to $199.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >switch lite
        Literal piece of shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          True but you can use it without WiFi.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did say normal switch lol.
        I know you can get a lite for the cost of this turd but >stick drift.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The OLED Switch is $270. And you can actually play without WiFi and use bluetooth headphones.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >10FPS games
            no thanks

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >10fps
              You're exaggerating but if you think this thing will hold 60fps consistently idk what to tell you.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >westoid snoy seething and projecting

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But enough about the PS5

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              LOL

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was so mad that Jedi Survivor still runs like shit. I had to lower the difficulty because the stuttering fricked up the combat encounters. The game doesn't even look good. TLOU2 on PS4 looks better.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, yeah. Since this thing uses DualSense components it's going to drift too lmao

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wins japan
    source?

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's just the Wii U gamepad but even shittier?
    Why the frick would anyone buy this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want the zoomer audience but Ganker is too moronic to understand it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        there isn't any audience they want, they don't understand the industry. japanese companies roundly just do not get it in regards to hardware. look at the PS5 itself. an embarrassment

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is paying $200 for an extra controller.
        Do you think zoomers buy a ps5 without a TV or monitor

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer audience
        lol no. they want the pay pig snoy audience

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers won't even be interested in buying something like this, they would rather spend that money on more games or vbucks

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the japs give a shit when they want to play it while they travel to and from work?

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real next gen portable has arrived

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i in an alternate reality? why are you fricking morons excited for a CLOUD gaming device?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't cloud, but it still stucks. If it were real cloud you wouldn't need a PS5 for it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you moronic? its a remote play device.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cloud means the games are on a server somewhere. This isn't the case. PS Now was cloud gaming, this isn't.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          > games that are streamed through PlayStation Plus Premium's cloud streaming, are not supported.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It basically mirrors your PS5. It isn't cloud in the same way that mirroring your phone on a TV using WiFi isn't cloud gaming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why are you fricking morons excited for a CLOUD gaming device?

      Who's excited ITT? Show me the posts.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOp
    TRYING
    TO
    MAKE
    CLOUD
    GAMING
    HAPPEN
    FRICK
    OFF

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually comical how badly every single big corp wants this to happen. Even after Stadia flopped as hard as it did, this idea of streaming games will never go away.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's because they can overcharge the frick for games while simultaneously barring all lost revenue from used sales. the fact that people are lining up to buy consoles without disc drives should tell you that it's already over.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cloud gaming
      But you can't play cloud games on this.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arguing semantics.
    it streams games from a server to the device
    it is fricking worthless. do not buy it. do not entertain the notion that this is viable for gaming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it streams from your console to the device. an it doesn't support streaming the PS3 streamed games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no servers you fricking moron. It's using your local wifi to do what the Wii gamepad did but worse.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a server
        you people are actually braindead

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Using your PS5 with your local network is cloud gaming now?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            STREAMING GAMES TO YOUR DEVICE IS CLOUD GAMING

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I din't know the wiiu was a cloud service. Damn nintendo was ahead of their time.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no bluetooth so you can't use wireless headphones
    >It can't run games natively like the switch or steam deck, so you can only use it at home or where you have your PS5 nearby
    >it doesn't even have 3G, 4G or 5G mobile connection, so cloud gaming or accessing your PS5 remotely is a big no-no
    >he believes japan will love it
    moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can use wireless headphones apparently, it just has to be Sony's proprietary BS Playstation Link enabled headphones.

      You can also use it outside of your house, but I doubt most WiFi networks will good enough.

      Still shit though.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you can just buy a Backbone One (PlayStation Edition) for your iOS or Android smartphone for literally half of the price... or even something that looks identical like a BSP-D6 for even less if you want...
    Chiaki makes it so all of these 3rd party controllers work just fine when remote playing PS4 and PS5 on your smartphone so what's the point of this device?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but da haptic feedback bro...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it just has to be Sony's proprietary BS Playstation Link enabled headphones
        and I thought Nintendo was more like Apple
        >but I doubt most WiFi networks will good enough
        most people use 5ghz networks which are fast, but the problem is that they have a short range, and nobody will buy wi-fi extenders just to use ps portal outside the house

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean like in the public WiFi will suck for it despite them saying that it's playable outside the home. Like you can't play this in an airport or at a cafe or something.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was reading a bit about Remote Play and you can play from other networks like Steam Link and others, but the network has to be stable, and as you say it will be weird that people connect to the wifi at the airport or mcdonalds, it will suck
            the other way is to use your phone as a wifi hotspot, and that would vary, but not everyone knows how that works.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              True, but if people even have hotspot with their phone plan they probably have a limit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea, I forgot that
                the data consumption for these things is huge

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't have unlimited data
                Your phone plan is shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not everyone has it, so fewer people will want to buy the device if they thought about it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >99% of unlimited data plans are rate limiting scams
                >implying any cell provider will hand out hotspots will real unlimited data if you arent a business offering 2k a month
                I wish the israelite would stop

                Bluetooth audio sucks shit, but no cloud streamed games is a massive blunder

                Bluetooth audio is fine if you don't skimp out on chips and the OS has a good audio subsystem. Unfortunately windows and most phones audio systems suck and corporations aren't about to spend $1 more per unit for better quality codec IC's and a properly wired up DAC and amp

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you really need to read the fine print for your "unlimited data".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Usually these plans are not with "unlimited"data, they only give you a large amount of gb per day or per month, and after you exceed that you will continue browsing, but at a speed of 256kbps or less

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I signed my contract years ago before they starting adding those conditions and there is nothing they can do about it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you need more than 50gb of data a month?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >50gb
                that's like 1/4th of an average game these days
                before dlc

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you usually watch streaming services like any normalgay, that 50gb will be necessary
                also playing in the cloud consumes about the same

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because 50gb is like 10 or so sessions of remote play at 1080p

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no real point to it unless you're obssessed about the adaptive triggers or something. A phone can mirror your PS5 just like this thing can.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I don't understand, why not just make that backbone with all the fancy dualsense bullshit and just sell it, all the people who want this shit will probably have a flagship phone with a much better wifi chip and 5G.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dumb down population
    >keep forcing cloud gaming down every new generation's throat until they are dumb enough to think it's a good idea
    devilish. the people in charge of this world really enjoy playing the long game

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over
    unironically

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they paid?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no
        they do it for free

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're fanboys. For some reason console war homosexualry is at the highest it's been in years despite both consoles kinda sucking.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, just fanboys, there is always hope in humanity that they could be bots but even then I doubt it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snoys
        >Being paid to shit themselves over new Snoy product
        lmao

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely they have a business plan? They can't design something this moronic if their was absolutely no market for it, they most definitely did a market analysis before announcing it, right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based on twitter posts they are banking on people being moronic enough to think it's an actual handheld that can play ps5 games natively

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As an MBA, I can say that you'd be surprised how stupid some execs are. A lot of products are pet projecgs made to get the owner a promotion because that's only way to get promoted. That's why so many tech products fail and get shelved.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are thinking as luxury brand / life style, at first it will sell and honestly there is no way creating it and producing that was any expensive on the R&D department.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically like it, the idea of walking around the house playing handheld vidya is comfy. I don’t play vidya elsewhere, so this feels like a good fit for me who enjoys the handheld ergonomics (not sure why, maybe nostalgia)

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is like a Wii-u remote tablet for PS5?
    Why copy a failed console?

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they seriously abandon PSVR2 for this? I mean I know VR isn't really cool anymore but it's still better than a $300 streaming-only hundred.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What SNOY wants me to do:
    "Play" the Spider-Man 2 movie/game, where half of your adventure will be with a FRICKING Black person they're trying to replace Peter Parker with, all the while he has to deal with slimy black suit and a 50yo ugly and bossy MJ because women aren't allowed to be sexy for their men, and you'll do it on the PlayStation Portal with laggy remote play and always online!

    >What I'll actually do
    PLAY a proper Spider-Man 2 for PS1, following up on Neversoft's classic, where MJ is a hot and good wife for Peter Parker, no Black folk in sight, as it should be, awesome X-Men cast to help, no fingers on hands to make punching enemies easier, using an old smartphone that was collecting dust, and a cheap CHINK controller I got for 1/20th of this thing's price...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      P.S. Instead of a boring UI/HUD with no way to customize it, for the sake of being modern of something, I get to look at my customized Android start screen with Saber and other Anime Girls on every screen. I still don't get it why you can't even pick a wallpaper on PS5, it's a joke how they want everyone's stuff to look the same nowadays.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*wins Japan*
    BAHAHAHAHAHA

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blown out in the last thread trying to defend Sony's oneupmanship

    Pathetic. Have fun throwing $400 at a glorified Wii U Gamepad and PS™ earbuds.

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wii U
    >believed by the masses to be a Wii expansion
    >made their owners happy

    >PsQ
    >believed by the masses and most anons to be a portable ps5
    >will make their owners seethe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>made their owners happy
      I can assure you that, as a Wii U owner, I was not happy.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fricking asinine companies are desperate to push cloud gaming, but they realized actually running the cloud systems themselves is too expensive so they are making the goys use their own console as cloud server
    and it's not even across the internet, but wlan only
    what the frick is wrong with snoy and the rest of the westoids

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy $200 1080p 60 fps ps5 streaming only device
    >spend another $200 on the only earbuds compatible with this device
    >all on top of the $500 you already spent on a ps5

    Or

    >download PS app on phone
    >connect dualsense(tm) to phone via Bluetooth
    >connect headphones to phone via Bluetooth
    >no added cost since you'd already own these things such as a dualsense if you want ps5 streaming in the first place

    It's become more and more noticeable that Sony have either got rid of their entire product strategy team or hired a bunch of morons. Because nobody with a fricking braincell can see this product as being good at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you want the full handheld experience a backbone controller for phones costs $99. And you can play using 5G or whatever (though it'll prob suck) and not just WiFi.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's real

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It literally looks like the backbone for phones that I get ads for all the time. How is this innovative?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >innovative
      in what fricking way

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most important way

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >#PlayHasNoLimits

      Somebody tell these shills to stop putting the literal shill tagline in their shillposts.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*wins Japan*

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You call that winning Japan? Now this is how you win Japan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >westoids lose
      >they have no argument
      >they just resort to racism instead
      pottery

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?
        What?

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gameplay delay
    it's hot garbage, better to just buy a phone with the 200 dollars really.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PlayStation Move all over again. Sony needs to stop trying to copy Nintendo. Most Nintendo games are only on their system, but for Xbox and PS, those games are also on windows so a steam deck already makes this thing obsolete

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would ANYONE buy this? You have to have games in your PS5 to stream. It is literally a controller with extra steps. It's a mother fricking wii u.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      phoneBlack folk aka the majority

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a mother fricking wii u.
      Nah, Wii U can be played offline, and doesn't need to be connected to a router. Wii U also doesn't need another console.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it supposed to "win Japan" when you need to already own a PS5 for it?

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they going to rerererelease TLOU on this as well?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They cant, this is just a device that streams games from the main console itself to this screen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be streamed directly to every nearby snoy in a 10km radius.

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker seethe over Sony that much? Is it just a case of being mad that they are the leaders in this industry?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      online was free for ps2, psp, ps3. Sony doesn't deserve mercy.

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Sony will turn into modern Sega if even Spider-Man flops?
    It's one bad decision after another and they fricking killed their own Japanese game dev team already.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Asobi is still around and has a game in production, Xdev works in Japan with Koei to have Rise of the Ronin out in Quarter 1 of 2024, Polyphony Digital is making a new GT Sequel.

      They didn't kill their japanese game division they just reorganized the division you only became aware of when youtube videos started coming out.

      They're putting out a gravity Rush movie, they making PS2 and PS3 emulation a thing so the rest of the ape escape games can come out on PS5, it's not something they've discarded. if shit like Ape Academy and On The Loose are already out on PS5 you know they're throwing the kitchen sink at any back catalogue title they can get their hands on.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you know they're throwing the kitchen sink at any back catalogue title they can get their hands on.

        Bullshit. Where's the physical copies?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is cope. Spider-Man 2 probably the most anticipated video game ever in the Western markets. If you think that it's going to "flop" then you are fricking delusional.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spider-Man 2 probably the most anticipated video game ever in the Western markets.
        It's not even the most anticipated video game releasing that day.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not even the most anticipated video game releasing that day.
          I can assure you that bobody gives a flying shit about 2D Mario in 2023.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope, snoy

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was ready to just disregard this as e-waste, but there was one thing that peaked my interest.

    Something called Playstation Link, and it's the main way the device connects to your PS5. If remote play on this thing is as good as the wuu U, then this may be worth it on a sale.

    $200 is where I felt that this was the max this could cost, and it still feels a bit steep. $125-$150 would have made me think about a purchase after seeing reviews.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when we used to get cool periferials like the power gone or rob or the turbo button

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sony release so much expensive, useless shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only say that now, but wait until Scott he Woz puts out a video on it. People will be proclaiming PSVR to be revolutionary and the secondary market prices will be jacked sky fricking high just like what happened with the Vita and PS3. I have around 40 games for the system and collecting has been dirt cheap.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they said once that they wanted to be the nike of gaming. they won't go as far as apple to sell a "way of life" (even if they are trying they aren't trying that hard yet) but they are content enough in selling "luxury" products for brand enthusiasts for now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think they said once that they wanted to be the nike of gaming
        >they are content enough in selling "luxury" products for brand enthusiasts for now
        Yup, as soon as I saw the PS5 Black folkhoes I knew they were turning Playstation into a fricking designer brand.

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally bought a Dualsense and it feels cheap as frick compared to a DS4

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch dominates PS5 so hard that Sony copies it
    lol
    lmao, even
    XD, perchance

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forking over $200 to remote-play movie games
    You have to be an actual braindead moron to buy this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This IGN article states that it is indeed wifi only, but it doesn't have to be the same network as the PS5. So you can play anywhere. Latency could become worse when far away.
      https://www.ign.com/articles/playstation-portal-hands-on-with-sonys-new-remote-play-handheld

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remote play is so bad right now too surely theyll update the software?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This IGN article states that it is indeed wifi only, but it doesn't have to be the same network as the PS5. So you can play anywhere.

        not going to work in practice. way too many issues and japanese don't understand basic networking programming

        it will not work outside of a local network. not appreciably.

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you buy this shit when you can get the exact same functionality with literally any modern phone/tablet and a PS4 controller?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I not poor

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know that you can also be a stupid person with a lot of money, don't you?
        the typical example of someone with a lot of money here is that he spends for whatever without measuring himself

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"PlayStation Portal is the perfect device for gamers in households where they might need to share their living room TV or simply want to play PS5 games in another room of the house."
    >actual, factual, same sales pitch as the fricking Wii U
    >$200 on top of the actual PS5
    Hilarious

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna flop because SHITny's focused on making trAAAAsh instead of FUN games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro this device literally cannot play games on its own

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy it if they make a new ape escape

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't turn it into a cinematic over-the-shoulder third person action game, and they also can't turn it into a GAAS money drain, but hey, maybe some cameos in a future VR Astrobot tech demo will satisfy you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they also can't turn it into a good game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did when Japan Studio was still around, though it wasn't a guarantee

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playstation switch
    Frick yeah
    >playstation WiiU
    What the frick?

    This thing is literally worse than the Vita if the latter.

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    will get it day 1. spiderman 2 handheld is gonna be cozy

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >412 posts
    >175 IPs
    Oh snoys are having a melty again I see
    Take your meds snoychamas

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >412 posts
    >175 IPs
    Oh tendies are having a melty again I see
    Take your meds tendiechamas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoys are like their masters, they only know how to copy

  110. 10 months ago
    Eric

    Frick the shitch

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tendies are like their masters, they only know how to copy

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious talk here.

    What I have learnt about streaming, from my 4090.
    >NVIDIA gets streaming right because the newer GPUs has special hardware to encode and capture directly from frame buffer bypassing CPU therefore lower latency
    >NVIDIA has dlss and frame gen as well
    >android has awful wifi and decoding latency, x64 is faster at decoding and lower latency wifi speeds
    >2.4ghz ang 5ghz is saturated can cause instabilities
    >60ghz wigig need a direct line of site and fans to keep it cool
    >cloud gaming via internet sucks dick

    I really don't know how Sony is going to pull it off with a AMD APU. Sony are experts with colour and visual stuff, so at least the screen can look good and the controller is directly connected to the screen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stream to my steamdeck with Moonlight and a 6950xt. Works fine.

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's so fricking sexy holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It must be expensive as frick but the headphones look so cool, and the portal seems so neat

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember all those mistakes we made with the Vita?
    >Lets do literally all of that again but make an even worse product

    Couldnt the Vita actually stream your PS4 over the internet? I vaguely remember trying it out one time on vacation to see if it worked which it did

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. But the vita could *also* play it's own games. This thing is a colossal waste of money.

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Sony became the laughing stock of the gaming industry?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moved to california

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      $599 US dollars

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The truth is that Sony never actually recovered from the PS3 fiasco, they were continually shit but Microsoft and Nintendo became ubershit at damn near the same time and suddenly shitty Sony didn't seem that bad. They literally coasted to victory all of last gen courtesy of Don Mattrick and Nintendo's marketing department.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to be cool and flippant as they were to the competition in the 90's, but never realized that people were still interested in PS alternatives other than Nintendo. The fact that so many would still rather stand by Nintendo and Xbox is just a testament to how shitty Sony was all along.

      The truth is that Sony never actually recovered from the PS3 fiasco, they were continually shit but Microsoft and Nintendo became ubershit at damn near the same time and suddenly shitty Sony didn't seem that bad. They literally coasted to victory all of last gen courtesy of Don Mattrick and Nintendo's marketing department.

      Basically this.

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't PS Japanese??

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre witnessing one of the most failed products/biggest jokes in gaming history btw

    i witnessed stuff like the virtual boy and the ngage-- i am telling you right now this goes right there with them.

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    After buying a dual sense I will never buy another Sony product ever again. What an utter piece of shit. You're fricking dumb if you buy this.

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought 4 PSVitas and a PSTV launch day, I am LITERALLY the moron they market to with this shit and I'm not getting this. Why the frick would I trust Sony to make a Remote play only console, the Vita lagged like shit, and even if it does work, the Vita was 200 with games, this is 200 with a cheap Chinese tablet glued into a sawed in half DualSense.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      $200 is also the price of their pro controller and that's been selling very well. Since this is just another controller variation the price is fine.

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has to be streamed from a PS5
    so its a WiiU kek

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this could be a million times better if they just had a cloud service where you could stream from, and if you have a ps5 you have the option to sync it with what's in the cloud

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      japanese don't have the technical understanding to pull stuff like that off. the problems involved in that defeated google.

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