Without giving me the "muh interconnected world" or "muh Miyazaki didn't work on it," please explain to me why Dark Souls 2 s...

Without giving me the "muh interconnected world" or "muh Miyazaki didn't work on it," please explain to me why Dark Souls 2 sucks.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Controls weird and janky

    animations and graphics suck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Controls weird and janky
      No different from DS1
      >animations and graphics suck
      Way better graphics than DS1 and way more realistic animations and stances

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Matthewmatosis destroyed this turd one month after release

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many reused bosses, the bosses that aren't reused are mostly bad, janky animations, awful hitboxes and worse lore than the first game

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Servers back up when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never play elden ring before its dead

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unpleasant level design.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses too easy
    But annoying mobs all over the place
    Weapon breaking by looking at them

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible animations
    Weird movement
    Ugly as frick
    Worst bosses in the series
    Worst levels in the series
    Life gems break the game
    Stupid intro cutscene

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pointless filler bosses
    >broken healing mechanics
    >most basic enemies take ages to kill and have high aggro range
    >reducing max health after death discourages repeated runs at a difficult boss, encouraging cautious/cowardly play instead of pushing yourself to improve your skills
    >most areas are a slog to get through
    >attempts at adding sex appeal come off as desperate and dishonest, hey look it's a scorpion girl remember Quelaag she was hot hey this one's hot too right? please?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible animations
      Weird movement
      Ugly as frick
      Worst bosses in the series
      Worst levels in the series
      Life gems break the game
      Stupid intro cutscene

      You just described any other Dark Souls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just explained elden ring

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because I missed the sale 7 months ago, not going to pay more than $10 for it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these people complaining about shit that was exists or used and reused in DS1 and DS3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      You just described any other Dark Souls

      Cope. The game sucks dick

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the elden ring of its time

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a bad sequel and game in alternate universe with references like gwyn being reincarnated in a fricking balrog in a volcan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >alternate universe with references
      It's literally the same place in all games, just with a lot of time passing and a lot of shit being thrown around
      >gwyn being reincarnated in a fricking balrog in a volcan
      Did you miss the part where, in literally all their games including Demon's, people gain the power of the souls they absorb

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The main thing that kills it for me is the clunky and slow gameplay, along with not having i-frames on your entire roll. After like 8 hours I couldn't take it anymore. That on top off generally boring level and enemy design, bosses being uninteresting and samey, there is so much wrong with this game, and I don't understand why people defend it to death.

    Yeah it's mediocre, but you can still like it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki didn't work on it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >please explain to me why Dark Souls 2 sucks.
    It feels lonely because us chosen men of good taste who like&play it are few.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty copy past bosses worst then ds1. Shitty level design as a whole. Shitty durability system. 2 out of 3 shitty dlc areas.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its too hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have a kick and bash remember? The enemies being spin and magic smart were actual improvements.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it wasn't. No body wants Dark Souls to actually have challenging gameplay. That's what from misinterpreted.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even slower gameplay
    shit bosses
    forgettable soundtrack
    shit level design
    ''you'll lose your souls, over and over again hahahahaah''
    weapon durability
    life gems
    hitboxes
    adp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay isn't slower. You don't fat roll up until 70%, strafing is faster, you roll further, you can roll in more directions, you can duel wield faster weapons for more combos, you can raise endurance far higher than you could in DS1.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was boring and is the only soulslike game i have never replayed. like 1/3 of the game's levels are terrible like the gutter, black gulch, brightstone cove, shrine of amana, etc. the only good things i can say about the game like power stancing and mundane enchantment are drowned out by all the terrible things like soul memory requiring you to eat a ring slot just to disable it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was the last time stamina mattered.
    It was the last time armor mattered.
    It was the last time equip load mattered.
    It was the last real souls game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the last time poise mattered

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls II is a great game, like the original Dark Souls and Dark Souls III; I also enjoy Elden Ring. I pity those who can't enjoy these games.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LITERAL OBJECTIVE UNARGUABLE FACTS:

    1. Every single boss in the game is shit. Not a single fight in the entire series is anything even approaching a challenge, and 99% of the bosses are just random nonsense that have nothing to do with their location or theme. The fights are a joke, and they even wasted some great concept art on completely failed fights.

    2. The enemies are dumb and janky and require learning their weird programming quirks and broken animations rather than actually reading their attacks and responding.

    3. Fricking health stones. Infinite healing, infinitely stacking, in your pocket that stacks with itself and Estus flasks.

    4. Unfinished, nonsense and broken areas like the Gutter and Rat tunnels and the woods. Not fun to play, not interesting to explore, and offering nothing of value except annoying trial-and-error deaths.

    5. Fricking npc attackers spawning in every single zone for no fricking reason. Other than to make already shit areas even worse.

    6. 100% of boss weapons are garbage.

    7. The failed DLC and the awful "PvP area" ideas it invented.

    I could go on but the fact is, DS2 is objectively a bad game and every person who defends it does so ironically.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have 600 hours in all three games and the longer you play Dark Souls, Dark Souls II and Dark Souls III--trying different classes, spells, weapons and armor in each game--you may learn that Dark Souls II is better than you thought, and the other games are worse than you thought.

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