Netflix getting their hands on this would be a woke disaster. The game is already woke as frick. How badly would they frick over the male characters?
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Netflix getting their hands on this would be a woke disaster. The game is already woke as frick. How badly would they frick over the male characters?
Getting more best girl Minthy...
You're crazy if you don't think the show would go the Halsin route and make him frick Shadowheart in bear form
Don't care about Shadowheart just need a best girl cameo.
THEY'RE MAKING MY troony wiener GAME INTO SOMETHIGN WOKE!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO
these people are clinically insane
I agree.
People like the OP shit up every single board they are on, because they are so damn easily triggered.
Fricking fragile ego shitters.
>Netflix getting their hands on this would be a woke disaster. The game is already woke as frick. How badly would they frick over the male characters?
Remember the Dragon Age cartoon?
Yeah...
I don't, but I do remember a Dragon's Dogma anime. I don't remember if it ever actually released though.
Uglify, uglify, uglify
Male characters?
It is funny seeing how mainstream fantasy has became, all but obliterated to normalgay Black folk.
Maybe it's time to go pick up outdoors as a hobby. I already lift, so hanging up vidya seems about right.
>fantasy is too mainstream nowadays
have you not heard of LOTR?
raped beyond belief, I think that anon is talking about normies always ruining the soul of cool things we nerds enjoy and then absolutely destroying it, by turning it into some perverted abomination that has little or nothing to do with the source material because they want to be apart of it too or are just in general useful idiots being led by the nose by commie homosexuals trying to destroy anything men like by forcing Black folk and women into roles and behaviors that are poorly thought out pandering by armchair producers and directors
chef's kiss for using lotr for a reference since Amazon raped that franchise into the ground
I've seen more of a backlash against Netflix in recent years anyway. The password thing caused them to take a hit. Along with people getting more aware about the bullshit casting. But the One Peice thing is apparently good but I don't know.
jews and homosexuals aren't normies
Friendly reminder that the tv series got a higher budget than the entire trilogy and got shit ratings. Most people didn't even watch the entire season.
Meanwhile the trilogy is loved by everyone, including zoomers.
Because the tv series was badly casted
Did Lord of the Rings get a new rights holder recently? They've been whoring the frick out it.
I want no cgi, i want a real bear fricking
They are going to turn Karlach into the standard "strong woman" b***h stereotype, aren't they.
They're gonna turn shadowheart into a fat ugly Black person kek
she's not a ginger so she's safe
>troony game turns into troony TV series
>We must stop this!
LMAO. Shouldn't have bought the game then.
this is gonna be fun
Anya is the best looking of the bunch and yet she was still cast to "challenge beauty standards"
Just how racist were the casting director and showrunners?
no lol. Sabrina is
that b***h looks weird as frick. objectively a 5/10 face, entirely carried by being skinny with big breasts. if you saw this girl walking down the street in no/light makeup and normal clothes without her breasts hanging out, you wouldn't give her a second look.
i would say hello, hold the door open for her and go on my merry way
Anya is so hot it's unreal
LOL. BG3 has a meh story. silly netflix.
let them, i say. it isnt like the Witcher.
Netflix won't have to do anything to frick up this project. WotC will do it for them, they are probably more woke than CW and Netflix combined.
What isn't woke to you paranoid losers?
It's not up to Larian; Hasbro own the IP, and you better fricking bet money on them whoring this franchise out to the highest bidder.
I wonder if larian owns all the ocs they made for the game
They don't; WotC printed cards with BG3 characters on them last year, and they say copyright 2022 WotC. Larian doesn't own anything.
now.
now...
if netflix tried to adapt BG TWO.
i would scream bloody murder
>black imoen
>indian irenicus
>gay Abdel adrian
>black aerie
>white viconia
>spanish jaheira
DONT DO THIS NETFLIX
it'll make the witcher adaptation look like the eternal israelite by comparison
its gonna flop. bg3 is loved for the gameplay and characters.
netflix picking this up wont do anything except sink their budget. bg3 doesnt really have a story
Flopped like One Piece, imma right?
.... Wait...
oh yea they adapted one piece. didnt watch the anime or the netflix show.
trust me on this, netflix. Mortal Kombat would be a solid adaptation for your diversifying knavery
ENTER : Shadowheart
Honest question here: Why do you care so much? Don't fricking watch it.
Why do you care so much about adding Black folk to every piece of white culture?
whites have no culture
>t.shitskin whose grandfather didn't even know how to write or read
Black person culture is just cannibalism and twerking.
There's absolutely nothing else.
It's why you lot are always grouped together into "blacks" and not any sort of real ethnic group.
its funny to watch you seethe
i guess netflix is looking for their next big hit since Henry walked off the Witcher.
but trust me, BG3 isn't it. Witcher has tons of material from the books and doesnt follow the Witcher games at all.
LMAO.
Netflix would do far better adapting the Mortal Kombat games into a tv show.
if they just redo the entire game as a show it's gonna be dogshit because they're just going to pick the most boring and normalhomosexual choices and set them as the "canon" choices
>Live action
I FRICKING HATE LIVE ACTION! GODDAMN IT JUST MAKE AN ANIMATED SERIES OR SOME SHIT! FRICKING GAY ASS CORPORATE HOLLYWOOD WITH THEIR SHIT IDEAS
Netflix discusses hundreds of projects every day. If you're lucky you're in the 99% that get binned early. If you're unlucky you get fricked in the ass after wasting weeks, months, or years on trying to push it through to production.
She's in
I liked the D&D movie that just came out. But after seeing that Witcher adaption... I probably wouldn't watch a Netflix version of that. It would be a sanctimonious equity and inclusion festival, with a plethora of culture war posturing, snooty attitudes and characters. No thanks.
Can they add even more Black folk than there are in the game?
>live action
That would be a mistake.
>"next" fantasy hit
so what was their previous one??
can't wait for shadowheart to be railed by a Black person within the first 2 mins of episode 1
Who gives a shit, it's not like Netflix would be ruining something precious.
Plus being on Netflix isn't exactly a badge of honor, I tried watching at it my parents' place and 90% if their selection is History Channel tier.
Sounds fricking horrible
T. Fan of the game with 300 hours
man. this is gonna be funny because nobody will watch a BG tv show.
we love BG3 because its fun to play.
the story is actually very middle of the road tier.
it wont make a good show.
It won't be with Larian, just with Wizards. It will probably be pure slop.
WotC is the reason there is woke shit in BG3 in the first place. They are the one that mandated for it. What is hilarious to me is that Larian managed to sneak in all that nudity, sex and genocide in the game. BG3 TV series handled fully by WotC will be the worst thing possible. Larian is the only reason for the game's success. Can't wait for Larian to go back to working on Divinity and make more original properties. FRICK WotC.
Possibly, Larian is just all coomers. I remember them getting "cancelled" for boobplates / having the MCs hold hands on their old game cover (D:OS1) but I can imagine them having a liberal Belgian outlook on things anyway.
so how they gonna do the fights/action?
main characters have to wait 5 min until their turn?
they could make a show about Faerun maybe
>discussing
so nothing could come of it
it's netflix, so we already know Tav will be brown and gay. Karlach will 100% be a black female actor. they'll also go the shadowcuckolding route with halsin gangbangs.
I'll hold unto hope that Swen will told Nigflix to frick right off.
wyll becomes canon protag, and blacks all the chicks.
who's gonna play the gobbos?
i will watch it only if they cast Ian Somerhalder as Astarion
and dropped
Well they can't ruin it more than it already has been.
What is ruined, jeet?
The game is already troonymaxxed to the core, netflix will need to work overtime to make it more woke.
>Marvel quips
>obese loud black woman
>a forced message about muh patriarchy
>a disregard for the source material
If it could bring in the normies to buy BG3 and play it I don't see the downside. Still hope it wins GOTY cause Larian deserves it.
I agree, Tencent deserves to win its first GOTY
Better Tencent than poopoojee
>poopoojee
i'm not sure what you're trying to mock there, but zelda is going to win goty either way.
My girlfriend(who is trans) said the same thing, plan to suck her gigantic wiener tomorrow night after I finish the game for the third time!
If you already hate the game what difference does a troonyflix series make?
Dark Urge MC would be absolute kino. White paler looking man so the audience wonders why they are whiter than the rest of the cast. Show him going into a ruthless rage and murdering the Bard girl.
It's netflix so none of that will happen of course so we will get Wyll lol
Paler looking so when Orin is revealed they connect the dots
do chuds ever get tired of crying all day
>enters thread xir doesn't like
>reads it and gets upset about "chuds"
>accuses anyone else of crying about it
no, they are genuinely mentally ill, and therefore care way too much about things that dont matter
MC will get Vergil's music (Bury the light) for the Dark Urge right?
>netflix adaptation
>black shadowheart
>black gale
>black astarion
>black minsc
what about wyll the cuck?
>Muh woke
Shut up dickhead
If it's on netflix, I just don't care anymore. Doesn't matter what it is anymore. Documentaries, movies, made-for-streaming TV, anime, whatever the frick, it's not even worth a pirate at this time.
Everything they get their hands on is a disaster, woke or not. It's better just to handwave and forget.
That's the reason, this show is so woke it was basically made for Netflix. They are just cumming over the possibilities, so much sex scenes to shoot and witty but socially conscious dialogue to write! Thank god for video games for making things like this possible!!!
How the frick is BG "woke"? They aren't screaming Black person and homosexual?
The game already looks like netflix show they won't have to try too hard
At this point Netflix has to be aware most of what most people think of them.
Game is already pozzed to the core so I don't see how they could ruin it even more. Still, it'd be funny seeing shartgays cry about being cucked by a race swapped nigshart.
Woke op, woke thread.
>white durge so he can be actually evil
>nig laezel covered in make up
>nig shart
Astarion is kept intact and he's the main romantic interest so it's even gayer
>woke
>Next fantasy hit
>Next
Netflix has yet to have one
They just meant the setting and not the game itself right? Haha...
>we're gonna get normal skin color Karlach
Can't wait to see heroes land their attacks whilst I always miss mine
Netflix will eat it right up with all the sex involved
Will the Netflix series feature gay bear sex? That would be so progressive.