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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun stuff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both crap for steam slopeating scum

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long will it take for someone to bring up nintendo for no reason at all

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EPIC THREAD

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slop is a funny word

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit: the game

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bellular finding it weird a previously unknown and still small dev suddenly rumored to be hostile taking over D&D from WOTC with Tencent funding
    >Wonders why
    Just lmfao

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games are too woke these days, nobody wants that shit
    >BG3 sells billions, wins every award

    what do gamers want exactly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't see any lgbtq propaganda in bg3

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most europoors didn't because they're gay af already

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://gaymingmag.com/2024/01/can-you-be-gay-in-baldurs-gate-3/

        Throughout your time in the world of Faerûn, players will encounter companions that they can travel with, as well as NPCs, that they will be able to form romantic and/or sexual relationships. It has been confirmed that all of your companions that you can form romantic relationships with are pansexual, meaning that no matter whether you’re a non-binary dwarf or a femme fatale Dragonborn, the people you meet will fall in love with you.

        As far as we know, there will be 7 companions for you to romance. These are:

        Astarion
        Shadowheart
        Lae’zel
        Gale
        Wyll
        Karlach
        Halsin
        Minthara
        Other companions that have been mentioned are Jaheira and Minsc, though neither of them are able to be romanced. We know, we’re gutted too.

        Can you be polyamorous in Baldur’s Gate 3?

        It has also been confirmed that Baldur’s Gate 3 will feature polyamory, however just because you’re up for having more than one romance option doesn’t mean your lover feels the same. So, as always, ask first!

        As far as we know, these are the available combinations of polyamorous relationships:

        Halsin/Shadowheart/Player
        Astarion/Halsin/Player
        Is there anything else to know about Baldur’s Gate 3?

        While there are plenty of companions for you to get to know, the world of Baldur’s Gate 3 has more than its fair share of LGBTQ+ characters that play a prominent part in the world. There are multiple npcs you can meet (Barcus Wroot, Lakrissa, Alfira, etc.) who are queer, and each has fascinating backstories that make them seem more real rather than just a backdrop.

        What’s more, there is even a vital storyline in Act 2 that has the potential to have two star-crossed lovers reunite – both of whom are women. These are major and significant NPCs for several quests.

        So, can you be gay in Baldur’s Gate 3? The answer is a resounding ‘yes!’

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gay people existing isn't political tho

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            he doesn't care he just hates people who disagree with him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nocturne is a troony voiced by troony youtuber

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok and?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does that not count as lgbtq propaganda in your world?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is that propaganda?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, let me ask another question. What would you consider to be lgbtq propaganda?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Picrel is woke
                Bg3 isn't

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                two steps forwards, one step back

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you have to understand, he cannot allow himself to consider it lgbtq propaganda, because if he did he would have to admit that it's woke. And to admit it's woke would be to admit it didn't go broke.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo rambling
                Meds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're just upset because I'm right 😉

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay *chuckles* sure thing bud.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't be right if you haven't made an argument yet. All you said is "everyone is a schizo but me". Very cool armchair psychology, but not anything relevant to the topic at hand.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't see that obvious argument being made in my post, then you're too moron to argue with.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>you have to understand, he cannot allow himself to consider it lgbtq propaganda, because if he did he would have to admit that it's woke. And to admit it's woke would be to admit it didn't go broke.
                Nothing in there is an argument. It's simply "I think that this other guy thinks that..." and it's as much an 'argument' as calling someone gay.
                Except that you can still be functionally correct when you call someone gay, because some people are actually gay. You are imagining a hypothetical scenario with a made-up person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a made up scenario if it's the truth. The truth is simply that you cannot admit it's woke, because you don't want to be wrong. So many people are wrong and simply don't want to admit being wrong. It's like how /misc/ keep believing that Trump is secretly brilliant and will overthrow Biden with help from the military. Just 2 more weeks and it'll all pay off. That's my point. My argument is that you cannot see thing that are the truth because of your own ego. That is not a scenario. That is reality.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not a made up scenario if it's the truth.
                No, it's still made up.
                >The truth is simply that you cannot admit it's woke, because you don't want to be wrong.
                Wow, what a ridiculous statement. You might as well say "you say the sky is blue because your eyes perceive it that way". You are essentially just calling me honest. Thank you, but I doubt that was your intention?
                >It's like how /misc/
                Um... are you ok? This is Ganker, we try to talk about video games here.
                >Just 2 more weeks and it'll all pay off. That's my point.
                Your point is that you believe in /misc/ conspiracy theories?
                >My argument is that you cannot see thing that are the truth because of your own ego.
                That's not an argument. It's a crazed delusion. Case in point: I'm not even the person that you originally replied to, but you're responding as if we're the same. That's because you have formed a false version of us in your mind and are projecting all kinds of silliness onto it. You aren't making actual arguments based on observable evidence. You're just throwing around buzzwords and saying you are right because... you are right.

                This is how crazy people behave. You're playing a game of chess against yourself and praising yourself for winning. It's pitiable. Seek psychiatric help.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your point is that you believe in /misc/ conspiracy theories?
                No, moron. The point I was making is that /misc/ believes in conspiracy theories because they can't admit that reality is not as they want it to be, as is the same for you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Coal post

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you talked to someone on /misc/ who believes in conspiracy theories and now you're assuming everyone on Ganker is that person. That's silly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The /misc/tards are just an example.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell us why the game is good

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically don't understand why BG3 got so big

      it's less obtuse than DOS1/2, but not much different besides that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marketing
        Notice how nobody ever talks about the actual game, just the marketing gimmicks (bear sex, goblin foot kiss, troony demons)

        >games are too woke these days, nobody wants that shit
        >BG3 sells billions, wins every award

        what do gamers want exactly?

        Normies are fricking moronic and will buy anything if it gets popular. Thats why modern games are all about marketing now: who cares about the game, you only need to sell it to tards once and have them play it for two hours

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Notice how nobody ever talks about the actual game, just the marketing gimmicks (bear sex, goblin foot kiss, troony demons)
          That's just Ganker, since every time you try to discuss the game morons just spam he thread full of the "marketing gimmicks""

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek, where have people tried to "discuss the game" in this thread?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Back around the release month.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, tell us why the game is good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All that proves is that BG3 failed to be woke. It set the goal of shaming straight white men and failed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game is woke
        >goes broke
        >schizo anon thinks this proves him correct
        >Game is woke
        >doesn't go broke
        >schizo anon tries to logic it out in his head that the game isn't actually woke
        lmao. lol even

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name one original woke game that succeded. You people always leech off well established IPs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Helldivers 2
            >mocks conservative ideology and patriotic lingo
            >devs ban people complaining about LGBTQ+ on their discord, Steam forums and Reddit
            lol

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm still not playing this because it looks like ass but it infuriating liberals makes it all the funnier.

              >mocks conservative ideology and patriotic lingo
              where? by ripping off a shitty movie?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Game is woke
          It's literally not though.
          The purpose of woke games is to shame straight white men and drive them out of the hobby.
          BG3, for better or worse, has because the new Mass Effect, Persona, Overwatch, etc. It's THE game for straight men who want a wide selection of waifus. Even if you haven't played the game you've likely chosen your gf.
          The game's woke agenda completely backfired. First and foremost it's a game where you make a light-skinned Body Type 1 and frick all the cute girls that you want. And despite the alphabet people screaming about the gay options, that's how the majority of people play the game, just like how most Mass Effect players took Maleshep despite the small and loud Femshep minority.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I dont want a frog or man face gf.
            As a matter of fact I dont want any sex in my RPG, frick the Witcher for starting this meme.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Picrel is woke
          Bg3 isn't

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you cry about the bathroom signs in the Dead Space Remake?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No I am not a fragile snowflake that attempts to 41% myself whenever I see words I don't like on a screen. I just don't buy them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol, okay /misc/ schizo *chuckles*

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay *chuckles* sure thing bud.

                You are weird

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im able to be a white muscular man, beat men and women to death. Do whatever I want. Then getting awarded with fricking a hot drow and then having a relationship with her.

          Yeah, very woke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go woke go broke is a meme. Republicans lost.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go woke go broke is a meme.
        Even the most basic b***h conservatives admit this. The only people clinging to this moronic slogan are mindbroken poltards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want wokeslop unironically as long as it also has AUTISM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost as though /misc/Black folk are a vocal minority or something.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Common conservative L

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna have to get over not being able to pipe down the gobbo b***hes. Be a good lad and murder then en mass like the rest of us, OP

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how incels call games of the year slop now. Horseshoe theory is real. I love laughing at their homosexual faces.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >games of the year
      But it's not? The best game of 2023 was Hi-Fi Rush.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds lost
    Incels lost
    Nazis lost

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    conservatards need to understand no one wants to hear their pointless garbage anymore than from liberals, you were almost popular in the mid 2010s when trashing Buzzfeed feminist videos was popular on youtube but now that time has gone.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conservativism is either for moronic incel losers who blame the system for not getting laid and having zero achievements or actual chads who frick Stacy and don't give a frick about whatever means it takes to become succesful. No in between.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. Frick conservatives. Glorified centrists. We need to go further right than that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We need to go further right than that.
        its Libertarian or Die.
        they use their time to have a global meltdown about a troon in a beer tiktok but not the corporations that get support and funding from the state like Blackrock or Amazon.
        or the ones that actually throw their weight around to hurt smaller companies like Monster suing an indie studio for using "Monster" with a white font on a game title.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Libertarianism is one of the most childish, laughable pipe dream ideologies you can subscribe to. It's as stupid as communism.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nuh Uh.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Celeste is successful
    >Baldur's Gate 3 is successful
    >A Hate in Time is successful
    >Dead Space Remake is successful
    >Helldivers 2 is successful
    >Signalis is successful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Celeste is a parkour game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Dead Space Remake is successful
      since when?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still hasn't been refuted btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still hasn't been refuted btw

      >inb4 "he said child abuse when he should have said pedophilia!"
      That's a semantic distinction that doesn't alter the fundamental argument. It's a "minor spelling mistake" tier criticism and anyone who makes it earnestly is an intellectually dishonest pseud who is trying to avoid the actual argument by quibbling over definitions.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wokeslop is more mechanically complex and has higher player retention than Elden Slop
    What happened Fromsisters?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Won all awards
    >Sold a lot
    >regarded as one of if not the best game ever made by gaming community
    >In Top 10 player count on Steam 7 months later
    >still makes Ganker seethe

    love to see that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Won all awards
      I don't care.
      >>Sold a lot
      I don't care.
      as one of if not the best game ever made by gaming community
      I don't care.
      >>In Top 10 player count on Steam 7 months later
      I don't care.
      makes Ganker seethe
      I don't care.

      Tell me why the game is good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nazis lost

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why can't you answer the question?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

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